Everypony at Celestia's ngome was ready for the fight, as the Griffons were getting close to attacking them.

Lord Burlington: Get the cannons ready!
Celestia: Get the cannons ready.
Kan Can: Get the cannons ready. *Getting kanuni, cannon ready, but accidentally falls off of the castle*
Lord Burlington: Anymore clumsy ponies like him, and we'll never win.
upinde wa mvua Dash: At least wewe got us.
Lord Burlington: Yeah. What was it wewe three alisema wewe were going to do to win this war?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Just.
Applejack: Be.
Rarity: Me.
Gilda: Load up the catapults!
Griffons: *Loading up catapults*
Archer: They're inapakia the catapults sir.
Lord Burlington: moto the cannons!
Ponies: *Shooting cannons*
Griffons: They're firing cannons at us!
Gilda: Shoot those rocks at them.
Griffons: *Shooting rocks with catapults*

Some of the rocks were hitting some of the bombs shot kwa cannons, and a few mid air explosions occurred.

Archer: With your permission, my archery team will take them down.
Lord Burlington: Archers, ready.
Archer, and other ponies carrying bow & arrows: *Readying bows*
Lord Burlington: Aim.
Archery Ponies: *Pulling back arrows*
Lord Burlington: Fire!
Archery Ponies: *Firing arrows at griffons*
upinde wa mvua Dash: What about us?
Lord Burlington: wewe three must put on armor, get a sword, and shield.
Rarity: Are we... *Gulp* Fighting them out there?
Lord Burlington: Yes wewe are Miss. I upendo mas*****ting to stallions I barely know. Get out there.
Applejack: Let's do this.

So the three ponies went to get what they needed.

Griffon 4: *Gets killed kwa arrow*
Gilda: Use your shield wewe careless saps!
Griffons: She's right. Use the shields.
Tomtom: You're a good leader.
Gilda: Yeah, I know.
McKing: Ma'am, we're getting zaidi casualties.
Gilda: How is this possible? We should be winning.
Tomtom: Maybe, because we're outnumbered.
McKing: Hey, you're right. Where's Mike?
Lucifer: I don't see him.

Mike was at their castle, modifying his toy tommy gun.

Mike: Yes. This is good. Now I'll onyesha the others that I mean business with this. Look out everypony. *Grabs toy tommygun* I'm going to kill you.

Back at the battle.

upinde wa mvua Dash: This is gonna be so awesome.
Rarity: Awesome? We're going to die.
Applejack: No we're not. We're going to win.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Charge! *Charges towards Griffons*
applejack & Rarity: *Following upinde wa mvua Dash*
Gilda: There they are.
McKing: Shoot them.
Griffons: *Shooting arrows at upinde wa mvua Dash, Applejack, and Rarity* It's not working. Our arrows keep hitting their armor.
Porter: They're not even slowing down.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Raises sword* Yeah!!
Gilda: Oh god.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Stabs Porter's stomach*
Porter: *Feels sword hit stomach*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Wait a minute.. *Gets sent flying backwards due to the impact on Porter's stomach*
Porter: I told wewe it was a good thing to be fat.
Applejack: *Cuts Porter's head off with sword*
Gilda: Yeah. *Grabs sword* wewe ready to "Square dance" redneck?
Applejack: *Swings sword at Gilda*
Rarity: *Kills two griffons* I can't believe I'm doing this. It's so unladylike.
Gilda: *Continues swordfight with Applejack*
Applejack: *Kicks griffon, then jumps up in air*
Gilda: *Swings sword*
Applejack: *Blocks attack*
McKing: Tomtom, help Gilda defeat that machungwa, chungwa pony.
Tomtom: Yes sir.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Returns, and kills Tomtom* Did wewe miss me?
Rarity: Yes.
Applejack: Practically. *Gets kicked kwa Gilda*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Hey! Nopony does that to my friend!
Gilda: What are wewe going to do about it?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Just be me.
Gilda: What?
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Hits Gilda with sword*
Lord Burlington: *Watching fight* This is great. Does anypony have popcorn?
Celestia: What is that?
Lord Burlington: It's... Never mind.

2 B continued