It was a bright siku in Ponyville. Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, and their Marafiki were having a picnic, when Spike came running with thousands of letters from Princess Celestia. "I got these about two sekunde ago!" He exclaimed, and dropped them in front of Twilight. Twilight took one, and two humans came out. Everypony screamed. "I like this pink one!" alisema the girl, walking up to Pinkie and stroking her mane. "Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie! What's your name?" Pinkie said. "My name's Mabel. This is my brother, Dipper." alisema the girl. "Mabel, this place looks like it has zaidi conspiracies than Gravity Falls!" Dipper exclaimed. Twilight started to take another letter, but upinde wa mvua Dash exclaimed, " Don't--" But it was too late. Twilight had opened another letter of which six humans came out. They all had very...Different hair. "Konichiwaa!" the blue haired girl said. "I CANT UNDERSTAND YOU!!!!!!!" Pinkie screamed. "Here, have these." Twilight said, putting translators around their necks. " My neck fells funny!" alisema the blonde girl. "Get used to it..." alisema the brunette, rolling her eyes. "So, what are your names?" Rarity asked. "I'm Miku, and this my boy--This is my friend Kaito. This is Rin & Len, they're twins. This is Meiko, she's a little violent, and Luka, one of my best friends." alisema the blue haired girl.
Two letters later...
"So, we have...
Dipper, Mabel, Miku, Kaito, Rin, Len, Meiko, Luka, Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, Panty AND Stocking?" Twilight asked, "Oooh! And me! Pick me!" Pinkie exclaimed. "Yes, Pinkie. I know you're here." alisema Twilight. "Good!" Pinkie replied. "And there was this dragon thing who says he was reformed but still hated something called the 'main six'?" Miku asked. "Now that ain't right." alisema Applejack. Buttercup started to ngumi, punch the ground. Panty shot her in the butt. "No way, motherffffffff...bucker!" Panty said. "What?" alisema Buttercup. Panty grabbed Buttercup and threw her to Stocking, who beat her up. Panty shot the ground a few times, and a hole appeared. "That's how the Angels do it."
alisema Panty. "Yeah!" exclaimed Stocking. "But this is China. not Japan!" Miku said. "Japan, China. They both have pointy eyes and wear crazy makeup, right?" asked Panty as she jumped into the hole. "Bye, bit-Eh, I got nothin'." stocking, pantyhose said, as she jumped down. "Hi, me!" Bubbles alisema to Twilight. "What?" alisema Twilight. *insert Tara Strong joke here* Bubbles grabbed Twilight's hoof, and pulled her down the hole. Buttercup and Blossom flew after them. upinde wa mvua and Flutters flew down. Rarity teleported, applejack slid, Pinkie Pie hopped, and the vocaloid sang as they dropped. China was on fire. "Oh crap." alisema Twilight. "Oh crap indeed." Rarity said. "Ooooh! Disco!" Pinkie exclaimed. "That's no disco. It's a space station." alisema Fluttershy. "Oh my gosh! wewe watch gppony, pony Wars too?" upinde wa mvua Dash said. "Yes." Fluttershy said. "This is no time to discuss gppony, pony Wars and discos! It is a time of panic, and finding Discord!" Everypony was chattering about how they thought it was Spike. "I thought it was a Ghost." Panty said. "Crap, we better get out of here if we wanna live!" Buttercup exclaimed "RUN!" Everypony said, and started running. "Oh crap. Slides?" Rarity said. "Just go!" upinde wa mvua Dash exclaimed, and pushed Rarity down the slide. Suddenly, the slide closed up. "Awwww CRAP!!!!!!" Panty yelled. stocking, pantyhose facepalmed. After a while the hole opened up...But screams were heard. "Rarity!" EveryPONY exclaimed (Keep that in mind, pony) "Who cares about her? She was a snob." Panty said. stocking, pantyhose nodded. "Uh...ERG! Just go!" Fluttershy said, and tossed everypony down the slide, followed kwa herself. When they got there, they saw Queen Chrysalis, and Rarity over boiling water. She had tape over her mouth, and was slowly being let down. "Friendship powers, activate! Shape of... UNICORN!" Twilight exclaimed *insert other Tara Strong joke here* Twilight jumped at the rope, yelling "MOVE THE POT!" to everypony else. Fluttershy and upinde wa mvua Dash flew up to the pot, and pushed it away as Twilight cut the rope Rarity was on. applejack ripped the tape hardly off of Rarity's mouth. "Heh...Always wanted to do that." she said. Then, Mabel, Dipper, Miku, Rin, Len, Kaito, Luka, Meiko, Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, Panty, and stocking, pantyhose disappeared, and the ponies ended back up in Ponyville. "Ho. Ly. Crap." They said.
Two letters later...
"So, we have...
Dipper, Mabel, Miku, Kaito, Rin, Len, Meiko, Luka, Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, Panty AND Stocking?" Twilight asked, "Oooh! And me! Pick me!" Pinkie exclaimed. "Yes, Pinkie. I know you're here." alisema Twilight. "Good!" Pinkie replied. "And there was this dragon thing who says he was reformed but still hated something called the 'main six'?" Miku asked. "Now that ain't right." alisema Applejack. Buttercup started to ngumi, punch the ground. Panty shot her in the butt. "No way, motherffffffff...bucker!" Panty said. "What?" alisema Buttercup. Panty grabbed Buttercup and threw her to Stocking, who beat her up. Panty shot the ground a few times, and a hole appeared. "That's how the Angels do it."
alisema Panty. "Yeah!" exclaimed Stocking. "But this is China. not Japan!" Miku said. "Japan, China. They both have pointy eyes and wear crazy makeup, right?" asked Panty as she jumped into the hole. "Bye, bit-Eh, I got nothin'." stocking, pantyhose said, as she jumped down. "Hi, me!" Bubbles alisema to Twilight. "What?" alisema Twilight. *insert Tara Strong joke here* Bubbles grabbed Twilight's hoof, and pulled her down the hole. Buttercup and Blossom flew after them. upinde wa mvua and Flutters flew down. Rarity teleported, applejack slid, Pinkie Pie hopped, and the vocaloid sang as they dropped. China was on fire. "Oh crap." alisema Twilight. "Oh crap indeed." Rarity said. "Ooooh! Disco!" Pinkie exclaimed. "That's no disco. It's a space station." alisema Fluttershy. "Oh my gosh! wewe watch gppony, pony Wars too?" upinde wa mvua Dash said. "Yes." Fluttershy said. "This is no time to discuss gppony, pony Wars and discos! It is a time of panic, and finding Discord!" Everypony was chattering about how they thought it was Spike. "I thought it was a Ghost." Panty said. "Crap, we better get out of here if we wanna live!" Buttercup exclaimed "RUN!" Everypony said, and started running. "Oh crap. Slides?" Rarity said. "Just go!" upinde wa mvua Dash exclaimed, and pushed Rarity down the slide. Suddenly, the slide closed up. "Awwww CRAP!!!!!!" Panty yelled. stocking, pantyhose facepalmed. After a while the hole opened up...But screams were heard. "Rarity!" EveryPONY exclaimed (Keep that in mind, pony) "Who cares about her? She was a snob." Panty said. stocking, pantyhose nodded. "Uh...ERG! Just go!" Fluttershy said, and tossed everypony down the slide, followed kwa herself. When they got there, they saw Queen Chrysalis, and Rarity over boiling water. She had tape over her mouth, and was slowly being let down. "Friendship powers, activate! Shape of... UNICORN!" Twilight exclaimed *insert other Tara Strong joke here* Twilight jumped at the rope, yelling "MOVE THE POT!" to everypony else. Fluttershy and upinde wa mvua Dash flew up to the pot, and pushed it away as Twilight cut the rope Rarity was on. applejack ripped the tape hardly off of Rarity's mouth. "Heh...Always wanted to do that." she said. Then, Mabel, Dipper, Miku, Rin, Len, Kaito, Luka, Meiko, Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, Panty, and stocking, pantyhose disappeared, and the ponies ended back up in Ponyville. "Ho. Ly. Crap." They said.
