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It was a beautiful siku in Equestria. upinde wa mvua Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were sitting at a restaurant having lunch.

Applejack: Well, thanks wewe two for helping out at my farm.
upinde wa mvua Dash: No problem.
Rarity: There was no problem for me either, except for...
Applejack: Yes?
Rarity: Dirt.
upinde wa mvua Dash: That's nothing to worry about. Besides, if wewe get it on you, wewe can just wash it off.
Applejack: I'm surprised wewe didn't wear that farming outfit wewe made when Trenderhoof was visiting.
Rarity: Oh yeah, about that...

Yesterday at Carousel Botique

Sweetie Belle: *Wearing Rarity's farming outfit* Howdy y'all. I'm Rarity, and I'm gonna pretend to be a farmer just to impress this stallion!
Applebloom & Scootaloo: *Laughing*
Sweetie Belle: wewe know, it's actually not easy to see in this thing. I got a better idea. Let's modify it so that it will fit us!

Back at the lunch.

Rarity: And while they were making it shorter, Sweetie Belle somehow ended up setting it on fire.
Applejack: How is that possible?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Fireplace?
Rarity: Fireplace.
Gilda: *Arrives* hujambo upinde wa mvua Crash. Still hanging out with these lame ponies?
upinde wa mvua Dash: They're not lame! They're my friends.
Rarity: And her name is upinde wa mvua Dash.
Gilda: Whatever. I aliiba $1,000,000 from this rich stallion in Vanhoover, and got this awesome gem. The owner alisema it had some power, but I don't know what it does. Shall I try it out on you?
upinde wa mvua Dash: No.
Gilda: Fine. I'll try it out on the three of wewe then. *Uses magic gem*

The gem teleported them into a grassy field. Nothing could be seen except for a faraway mountain, and some trees.

Gilda: Wait a minute.
Applejack: What the hay? *Looking around* Where are we?
Gilda: I don't know. This thing just ended up-

All of a sudden, a message started appearing into the ground.

The user of this gem has challenged wewe to a war. If wewe defeat the user, wewe may go home.

Gilda: Oh, so that's what it does.
Rarity: wewe never knew that until now?
Gilda: Well, the owner barely told me anything about the gem!

Two days ago.

Store owner: Remember, this gem can teleport you, and your enemies to any part of the past. The winner gets to go back into the present, but they have to kill their enemies first.

Now Gilda remembered.

Gilda: Oh. Looks like I remember now. We have to fight each other.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Fine with me.
British Soldiers: *Arrive* Halt. What are wewe four doing here?
Gilda: Umm....
British Soldier: wewe four are underarrest.

Theme song: link

So the four of them got arrested, and were on a ship in sea.

Gilda: Where are we going?
British Soldier: To the United States of Equestria.
Applejack: What mwaka is this?
British Soldier: 1745.
Rarity: wewe know what this means?
upinde wa mvua Dash: We're in medieval times.

STH Productions Presents

Just Be Me

Episode 1: The Three Maresketeers

Based off of the video kwa AgrolChannel on youtube.

Starring

upinde wa mvua Dash
applejack
and Rarity

Also starring

The ponies

Princess Celestia
Lord Burlington
Arhcer
Silver
Kan Can
Jerry
Pete
Applebloom
Sweetie Belle
Scootaloo

Also starring the Griffons

Gilda
Max
Tomtom
Porter
Lucifer
McKing
And Mike

And stop the music.

Applejack, Gilda, upinde wa mvua Dash, and Rarity were brought into the docks of Ponyville on the ship they were put on.

British Soldier: Now don't come back to our country ever again wewe Equestrian scum.
Rarity: But I'm British too!
British Soldier: *Ignores Rarity* Let's go captain. We got everything we need.
British Captain: *Driving ship out of docks*
Jerry: *Sees Gilda* Griffon!!
Gilda: *Flies away*
Celestia's Soldiers: *Running towards Jerry*
Jerry: She's getting away.
upinde wa mvua Dash: What's going on?
Jerry: wewe didn't hear? The griffons have waged war against us ponies. Their kingdom is near ours, and we cannot allow them to take any peice of our territory.
Applejack: What happens if they do?
Jerry: We kill them.
Rarity: Nngh. Isn't there a peaceful way to settle this?
Applejack: *Slaps Rarity* No! We have to kill them.
Jerry: *Looking at Applejack* I like your style, but wewe ladies are not allowed to fight.
upinde wa mvua Dash, Applejack: What?!!?
Rarity: Well, I wouldn't want to fight anyway.
Applejack: Are wewe saying that we're not allowed to fight due to our gender?!
upinde wa mvua Dash: I've dealt with many stereotypical situations, but this is crazy!
Jerry: I don't make the rules ma'am, wewe have to talk to Princess Celestia about this.
Applejack: Princess Celestia?
Rarity: She banished Princess Luna 800 years ago.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Oh, right. Take us to her please.
Jerry: If wewe insist.

So Jerry, and a few other soldiers took them to Celestia's ngome in Canterlot.

Celestia: How dare those griffons attempt to attack us. They will realize their clumsy decision will give them nothing, but pain.
Soldier 24: Right-o your highness.
Jerry: *Arrives* Princess, visitors.
Celestia: What do they want to talk about?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Hi Celestia.
Celestia: Who are you?
upinde wa mvua Dash: wewe mean wewe don't remember?
Applejack: Take it easy Dash. I'm Applejack, this is upinde wa mvua Dash, and the white unicorn is Rarity.
Celestia: What do wewe want to talk about?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Why can't mares fight? You're a princess, wewe should be giving us equal rights.
Celestia: It is not my decision on who gets to fight, au not. wewe must talk to Lord Burlington.
Applejack: Jerry alisema we had to talk to you.
Jerry: Uh.. I forgot?
Celestia: Take them to Lord Burlington.
Jerry: Yes your highness.
Rarity: Lord Burlington?
upinde wa mvua Dash: I wonder what he's like.

They were soon about to find out.

Lord Burlington: *Sitting in big red chair* What do those griffons have planned?
Pete: We don't know. They could do anything.
Lord Burlington: Then we must warn everypony immediately. If those griffons try to-
Jerry: *Enters room* Sir, three ponies want to talk to you.
Lord Burlington: What do wewe want?
upinde wa mvua Dash: The three of us want to fight in this war.
Lord Burlington: wewe three? *Laughing* This is an outrage. No mare is capable of fighting.
Rarity: He's right, so why don't we go home?
Lord Burlington: Yes. Go home, and get back to working where wewe belong.
Applejack: Oh yeah? *Grabs axe, and throws it at Lord Burlington*
Lord Burlington: *Ducks, and doesn't get hit from axe. He then sees that it has stuck to his chair* Okay, you're in.

In the Griffon Kingdom, Gilda was meeting other griffons in her army.

Gilda: *Walks into castle* Hello?
Tomtom: Another griffon has arrived sir.
McKing: Ah, hello madam. What can I do for you?
Gilda: I need to jiunge your army in order to defeat the ponies.
McKing: Well, I don't think that's possible. wewe see-
Gilda: *Choking McKing* Let me join, au else.
McKing: *Coughing* Okay.
Gilda: That's zaidi like it.
McKing: Meet some of my trusted soldiers. Over there is Tomtom.
Tomtom: Hi!
McKing: Over here is Max.
Max: Good siku to wewe ma'am.
McKing: Porter.
Porter: Hello.
Gilda: Aren't wewe a little too fat to be in an army?
Porter: No, that's just so that it'll be difficult for any arrows to kill me. My stomach is so big, that it just reflects every arrow shot towards me.
Gilda: I don't believe you.
Porter: Fine. *Stands up against wall*
Tomtom: *Gives Gilda a bow & arrow*
Porter: Now shoot my stomach.
Gilda: If wewe say so. *Shoots arrow*

The arrow bounced right off of Porter's stomach.

Porter: Need I say more?
Gilda: No. You've convinced me.
McKing: Now if you're done shooting arrows at Porter's stomach, there are two others I want wewe to meet. Lucifer, who is an expert on cannons.
Lucifer: Right-o. If wewe need to know anything about a cannon, ask me.
Gilda: Sure.
McKing: And last, but not least is Mike.
Mike: Hey!
Gilda: Nice to meet you.
Mike: *Holding a toy tommy gun* I'm going to kill you.
McKing: Mike, how many times do I have to tell you, that thing will never work. Nopony would ever want this so called weapon.
Mike: Maybe not now, but they will within two hundred years from now.
McKing: Anything wewe say Mike.

After upinde wa mvua Dash, Applejack, and Rarity joined Lord Burlington's army, they went to meet other soldiers.

Lord Burlington: What are wewe going to do when we start attacking.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Just being me.
Applejack: Yup. Same here.
Rarity: Me too.
Lord Burlington: What's that supposed to mean?
upinde wa mvua Dash: You'll see when we start fighting.
Lord Burlington: Something tells me I don't want to see.
Applejack: We promise, having us in your army will be the greatest decision wewe ever made.
Lord Burlington: Why do I find that hard to believe. Well, here's a few of our soldiers wewe haven't met. Archer here is very skilled with a bow & arrow.
Archer: Nice to meet wewe three. I hope wewe don't plan on joining us anytime soon.
Lord Burlington: Easy Lieutenant. wewe won't be happy with what the machungwa, chungwa one plans on doing to wewe if wewe keep criticizing them about being here to help us stop those griffons.
Archer: Sorry sir. Anyway, my name is Archer. If wewe want to know anything about using a bow & arrow, come to me.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Sure. *Sees golden arrows* That looks awesome.
Archer: wewe like that? I'll make some for wewe if you'd like.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Yeah.
Applejack: *Sees Archer's eyes* How did your eyes become like that?
Archer: Long story, but to make it short, I killed a changeling when it bit my leg.
Lord Burlington: Okay ladies, follow me this way.
upinde wa mvua Dash, Applejack, and Rarity: *Following Lord Burlington*
Lord Burlington: We have another expert named Silver. He's an expert on armor.
Rarity: *Giggling*
Lord Burlington: What's so funny?
Rarity: I have a friend who has a brother named Shining Armor.
Lord Burlington: That sounds like a stupid name. Hopefully, he doesn't get married to a princess.
Silver: *Walks over* The expert on armor that the lord was talking about is me.
Rarity: *Falling in upendo with Silver*
Applejack: Uh oh.
upinde wa mvua Dash: wewe remember what happened last time Rarity fell in upendo with a stallion?
Applejack: Ngh. Don't remind me. She did the same thing to Big Macintosh.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Ew.
Rarity: I heard wewe two!
Lord Burlington: Ladies, follow me.

The four of them went to see the expert on cannons, Kan Can.

Lord Burlington: Kan Can, stop working on that blasted weapon, and come to me.
Kan Can: *Under a cannon* Sorry sir, unfortunately, I got something in my eyes while working on this thing, and I can't see.
Lord Burlington: Just follow my voice.
Kan Can: Okay. *Bangs head on cannon*
Lord Burlington: You'll have to excuse him. He's a little... Clumsy.
upinde wa mvua Dash: And wewe thought we wouldn't be good soldiers.
Applejack: *Notices that Kan Can has no tail* I don't trust him.
Rarity: Whyever not?
Applejack: He has no tail. Never trus-
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Covers Applejack's mouth* Okay, remember what happened last time wewe alisema that?
Applejack: I Lost my tail, and everypony made fun of me. Nopony ever lets me forget that.
Lord Burlington: And that's it. Welcome, and I hope wewe three enjoy working in my army.

But Rarity was still annoyed about upinde wa mvua Dash, and applejack with talking about her behind her back. She had plans to find out why they did so.

That night, while everypony was asleep, Rarity was thinking about how to find out why upinde wa mvua Dash, and applejack were talking about her behind her back.

Rarity: Hmm, I can't think of anything. They just talked about me falling in upendo with Sliver, and probably... doing Rule 34 related stuff to him, but I don't care, that's just me. Wait a minute, I got it! They think I'm a Rule 34 addict, and that's why they were talking behind my back. *Goes out of her room to find upinde wa mvua Dash, and Applejack*

inayofuata morning, Princess Celestia was having breakfast, when Lord Burlington arrived.

Lord Burlington: Princess, those three mares are not here.
Celestia: What do wewe mean?
Lord Burlington: They left! I knew they weren't good enough to be in this army.
Celestia: Perhaps they left to get zaidi supplies.

But they didn't. While upinde wa mvua Dash, and applejack were sleeping, Rarity kidnapped them, and put them in a nearby tower.

upinde wa mvua Dash: *Wakes up* I'm feeling happy today, and- *Notices she's in a bag with Applejack* AJ? Wake up!
Applejack: *Wakes up* Is it time to collect apples? I'm on it Big Mac.
upinde wa mvua Dash: No! It's me upinde wa mvua Dash. We're stuck together in a bag, and I don't know why.
Applejack: *Realizes she is in a terrible situation* Why are we in a bag?
Rarity: Because I put wewe in there.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Why?
Rarity: Because wewe alisema bad things about me behind my back. What were they?
Applejack: It was nothing.
upinde wa mvua Dash: We were just talking about how wewe were going to mas-
Applejack: *Slaps upinde wa mvua Dash* Not here. We'll get punished for saying things like that.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Then let's get out of here.
Applejack: But we have to kill Gilda first.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Why don't we kill Rarity first?
Applejack: Well. Now that wewe think about it...
Rarity: oh no.
Applejack: She did tie us up into this bag for no reason, so let's kill her.
Rarity: No! *Teleports from tower to ground*

The other two ponies got out of the bag, and looked for Rarity.

upinde wa mvua Dash: She's gone.
Applejack: It's all your fault!
upinde wa mvua Dash: My fault? I was literally the only one trying to get us out!
Applejack: I helped!
upinde wa mvua Dash: Barely! *Flies out of tower, and goes to another tower*
Rarity: upinde wa mvua Dash, what are wewe doing?
Applejack: *Shoots arrow at upinde wa mvua Dash*

The arrow hit the wall, and was stuck between two bricks.

upinde wa mvua Dash: Nice try Applejackass! *Shoots kanuni, cannon at Applejack*
Applejack: *Ducks* wewe missed!
Rarity: I must stop them. *Sees another tower, then runs into it* I must stop them before they kill each other.

upinde wa mvua Dash, and applejack were now shooting flaming arrows at each other.

upinde wa mvua Dash & Applejack: *Shoots flaming arrow at the same time*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Stop making your arrow hit my arrow!
Applejack: I will when wewe stop!
upinde wa mvua Dash & Applejack: *Shoots flaming arrow at the same time*
Rarity: *Gets to the juu of her tower, and sees fight* They're not even hitting each other. *Grabs cannon*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Hey, Rarity's pointing a kanuni, cannon at us!
Applejack: Us? She's pointing it at me! *Shoots flaming arrow at Rarity*
Rarity: *Uses magic to get rid of flames on arrow, and turns the arrow into a shiny fork* A few more, and then I can have a lovely dinner.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Shoots flaming arrow at Rarity*
Rarity: *Uses magic to get rid of flames on arrow, and turns the arrow into a shiny spoon* One zaidi arrow please. I insist!
upinde wa mvua Dash & Applejack: *Shoots flaming arrow at Rarity at the same time*
Rarity: *Stops both arrows, and turns both of them into a shiny plate* Are wewe finished?

And so, they stopped fighting, and walked back to Celestia's castle.

After upinde wa mvua Dash, Applejack, and Rarity fought each other, they went back to Celestia's castle.

Celestia: What happened?
Lord Burlington: Where did wewe three go?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Rarity kidnapped us for no reason.
Rarity: My reason, was because wewe were talking about me behind my back.
Applejack: That's a dumb reason.
Lord Burlington: I agree with the machungwa, chungwa one.
Rarity: Why? Doesn't anyone agree with me?
Applejack: wewe planned on doing something horrible to Silver.
Lord Burlington: What did she have planned?
Rarity: Nothing.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Oh wewe had something planned alright. What was it?
Rarity: Nnnnhhhh. Something related to innapropriate material that isn't allowed to be mentioned, but is being mentioned anyway, because I'm a Sex Addict!

Celestia, and Lord Burlington's mouth dropped open, and fell on the floor.

Rarity: Oh shit.
Celestia: She's a sex addict?
upinde wa mvua Dash: We prefer the term rule 34. Now, let us talk to Rarity alone.
Celestia, & Lord Burlington: *Leaving the room*
Applejack: Okay, they're gone.
upinde wa mvua Dash: What the fuck were wewe thinking?
Rarity: I was nervous!
Applejack: Don't wewe realize that they could execute wewe for being addicted to sex?
Rarity: No. *Thinking* Oh, right. We're in mideival times.
upinde wa mvua Dash: And we're stuck in mideival times, until we kill Gilda. Now, we can't do that if wewe get us executed for being a rule 34 addict.
Rarity: I'm the one being executed, not you.
Applejack: Let's just get this over with.
Celestia: *Returns* I heard the entire conversation.
upinde wa mvua Dash: wewe did?
Applejack: But wewe were-
Celestia: In another room with Lord Burlington, yes I know. So you're from the future, and can't get back there until wewe kill this griffon named Gilda. Is that correct?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Yeah.
Celestia: Then I will explain everything to Lord Burlington, and the both of us will help.
Rarity: Thank you.
Celestia: No problem.

Things seemed to be getting easier for Applejack, upinde wa mvua Dash, and Rarity. But the fight was about to start soon.

Everypony at Celestia's ngome was ready for the fight, as the Griffons were getting close to attacking them.

Lord Burlington: Get the cannons ready!
Celestia: Get the cannons ready.
Kan Can: Get the cannons ready. *Getting kanuni, cannon ready, but accidentally falls off of the castle*
Lord Burlington: Anymore clumsy ponies like him, and we'll never win.
upinde wa mvua Dash: At least wewe got us.
Lord Burlington: Yeah. What was it wewe three alisema wewe were going to do to win this war?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Just.
Applejack: Be.
Rarity: Me.
Gilda: Load up the catapults!
Griffons: *Loading up catapults*
Archer: They're inapakia the catapults sir.
Lord Burlington: moto the cannons!
Ponies: *Shooting cannons*
Griffons: They're firing cannons at us!
Gilda: Shoot those rocks at them.
Griffons: *Shooting rocks with catapults*

Some of the rocks were hitting some of the bombs shot kwa cannons, and a few mid air explosions occurred.

Archer: With your permission, my archery team will take them down.
Lord Burlington: Archers, ready.
Archer, and other ponies carrying bow & arrows: *Readying bows*
Lord Burlington: Aim.
Archery Ponies: *Pulling back arrows*
Lord Burlington: Fire!
Archery Ponies: *Firing arrows at griffons*
upinde wa mvua Dash: What about us?
Lord Burlington: wewe three must put on armor, get a sword, and shield.
Rarity: Are we... *Gulp* Fighting them out there?
Lord Burlington: Yes wewe are Miss. I upendo mas*****ting to stallions I barely know. Get out there.
Applejack: Let's do this.

So the three ponies went to get what they needed.

Griffon 4: *Gets killed kwa arrow*
Gilda: Use your shield wewe careless saps!
Griffons: She's right. Use the shields.
Tomtom: You're a good leader.
Gilda: Yeah, I know.
McKing: Ma'am, we're getting zaidi casualties.
Gilda: How is this possible? We should be winning.
Tomtom: Maybe, because we're outnumbered.
McKing: Hey, you're right. Where's Mike?
Lucifer: I don't see him.

Mike was at their castle, modifying his toy tommy gun.

Mike: Yes. This is good. Now I'll onyesha the others that I mean business with this. Look out everypony. *Grabs toy tommygun* I'm going to kill you.

Back at the battle.

upinde wa mvua Dash: This is gonna be so awesome.
Rarity: Awesome? We're going to die.
Applejack: No we're not. We're going to win.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Charge! *Charges towards Griffons*
applejack & Rarity: *Following upinde wa mvua Dash*
Gilda: There they are.
McKing: Shoot them.
Griffons: *Shooting arrows at upinde wa mvua Dash, Applejack, and Rarity* It's not working. Our arrows keep hitting their armor.
Porter: They're not even slowing down.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Raises sword* Yeah!!
Gilda: Oh god.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Stabs Porter's stomach*
Porter: *Feels sword hit stomach*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Wait a minute.. *Gets sent flying backwards due to the impact on Porter's stomach*
Porter: I told wewe it was a good thing to be fat.
Applejack: *Cuts Porter's head off with sword*
Gilda: Yeah. *Grabs sword* wewe ready to "Square dance" redneck?
Applejack: *Swings sword at Gilda*
Rarity: *Kills two griffons* I can't believe I'm doing this. It's so unladylike.
Gilda: *Continues swordfight with Applejack*
Applejack: *Kicks griffon, then jumps up in air*
Gilda: *Swings sword*
Applejack: *Blocks attack*
McKing: Tomtom, help Gilda defeat that machungwa, chungwa pony.
Tomtom: Yes sir.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Returns, and kills Tomtom* Did wewe miss me?
Rarity: Yes.
Applejack: Practically. *Gets kicked kwa Gilda*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Hey! Nopony does that to my friend!
Gilda: What are wewe going to do about it?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Just be me.
Gilda: What?
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Hits Gilda with sword*
Lord Burlington: *Watching fight* This is great. Does anypony have popcorn?
Celestia: What is that?
Lord Burlington: It's... Never mind.

The fight continued, and Gilda was getting beat kwa upinde wa mvua Dash.

McKing: Can anypony help Gilda?
Gilda: Why can't wewe help me?
McKing: Because I have to give orders to the griffons killing those ponies.
Gilda: Well hurry up so that wewe can help me!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Hits Gilda's wing*
Applejack: *Killing griffons*
Rarity: *Hiding under bridge* I shouldn't be fighting....
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Continues fighting Gilda*
Gilda: *Blocking attacks*
McKing: Max, how many soldiers do we have left?
Max: Only twelve.
McKing: Then cancel the attack on the castle. We must help Gilda.
Applejack: *Kills McKing*
Lucifer: Our boss is dead!
Max: But he wasn't our boss. It's Gilda.
Lucifer: Oh.

The sword fight was getting intense.

upinde wa mvua Dash: *Blocking Gilda's attacks*
Applejack: Need any help RD?
upinde wa mvua Dash: No, just keep those other griffons off my back.
Applejack: wewe got it. *Kills griffons*
Rarity: *Continues hiding under a bridge*
Applejack: Rarity, where are you?!
Rarity: *Stay silent*
Applejack: I think they killed her. She'll have to stay here for the rest of her life.
Rarity: *Comes out from under bridge* I'm here, don't leave without me!
Applejack: We weren't.
Gilda: *Punches upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Has her kofia, chapeo fall off* That can't be good.
Gilda: *Punches upinde wa mvua Dash again*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Oh! *Her nose starts to bleed*
Rarity: Leave Dashie alone!!
Applejack: Don't worry about her. She's gonna die if we don't kill the other griffons.
Rarity: Then in that case, Hya! *Using karate moves to attack griffons*
Applejack: Couldn't have alisema it better myself.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Pushing her sword against Gilda's*
Gilda: When are wewe going to give up?
upinde wa mvua Dash: I don't know what that means so I'll never do it. *Draws back sword quickly, then hits Gilda's back legs*
Gilda: Ah! *Falls on ground*
Applejack: *Kills the last griffon* Now, we need to kill Gilda.
upinde wa mvua Dash: With pleasure. *About to kill Gilda*
Gilda: *Closes her eyes*

Then, the sound of twenty bullets being shot from a tommygun could be heard.

Gilda: *Dies*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Looks at Mike*
Mike: *Carrying toy tommygun, and looks at Gilda* I told ya I was going to kill you.
upinde wa mvua Dash: But this is 1745. Guns aren't supposed to exist yet.
Mike: But I killed Gilda.
Applejack: But, you're on the same side as her.
Mike: So? She didn't think this invention of mine would work.
Rarity; What are wewe going to call it?
Mike: Hmm, I don't know. I think I'll call it Thomas.
upinde wa mvua Dash: How about the Tommygun?
Mike: Hey, that's a brilliant idea.

Then all of a sudden, Rarity, upinde wa mvua Dash, and applejack started to be lifted slowly up into the air, and then they dissapeared.

Carousel Botique, August 8, 2014.

Rarity: *Appears with upinde wa mvua Dash, and Applejack*
Sweetie Belle: Rarity, where have wewe three been?
Rarity: Playing with my friends.
Sweetie Belle: Oh. Applebloom, and Scootaloo went nyumbani already, so would wewe like to play with me?
Rarity: Of course darling.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Well, I guess there's no sense in us staying here anymore.
Applejack: Nope. *Leaves Carousel Botique with upinde wa mvua Dash*

The End

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 Pablo
Pablo
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Great Escape

Starring

The good guys

Sean the hedgehog
Shredder Dash
Bartholomew Perfect the 55th
Jade Greene
Volk
Pablo
Brewster Amzel
Sigmund
Gordon
Princess Celestia
Rainbow Dash
Applejack
Shining Armor
James

Chibi-emmy's OC

Sacred Symphony

Dragonaura15's OC

Airborne

The bad guys

Griffons

Gilda
Major Skyler

Nazis

Major Jones
Captain Muntz
Seargent Schultz

Changelings

Queen Chrysalis
Luke
Jordyn
Corporal Hothead

This is based off of a true story. Although the characters are completely different from those of the actual escape, every detail is exactly the way it went.

Griffons:...
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 This is the engine that Wilson was driving.
This is the engine that Wilson was driving.
After Coffee Creme made Hawkeye leave the station, he decided to talk to Stylo.

Stylo: What she did doesn't sound fair.
Hawkeye: Yeah. Alright, so we have to wait here for a passenger train to arrive, and then we're going to Portland.
Stylo: I've never been there before.
Hawkeye: I have. One time, the Spokane Portland & Seattle Railroad needed to borrow a few engines from us, and guess who drove those engines to them.
Stylo: You?
Hawkeye: Yeah.

Meanwhile in the trainyards.

Captain Wilson: *Stops engine*
Red Rose: What's the matter?
Captain Wilson: Something doesn't seem right, I want to check...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After escaping the sinkhole, Con, and Lola walked towards another town. It was a very long walk, and when they got there, they just took a car, and drove all the way back to the airport.

Con: *Driving car*
Lola: *Looks at bag inayofuata to her* hujambo Con?
Con: Yeah?
Lola: Look at what we have here. *Opens bag*
Con: What is it?
Lola: .... I don't believe it. We're rich! Con, we have over fifty grand in here, au at least I think it's fifty grand. What currency do they use in Australia?
Con: The australian dollar. Each dollar is worth eighty seven cents.
Lola: Oh.
Con: But we've got $43,500.
Lola: That's good....
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the inayofuata few weeks were filled with lessons and activities of what wewe would guess from a school,but no,its not really 'the usual' those activities were like games as the teachers made them so,it was fun and our group mostly got in 1st place,i know my image...but as time with my group and this school passes,my facade seems to weaken each minute...i...i cant stop my smile

"okay class that's how sets and graphs work,now go to your groups cause were going on an activity!" alisema our cheerful Math Teacher,Mrs. Square Quantity


"Yay!!!" the whole class cheered,racing on each of their groups,each leader...
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Notes:
before the story,i just want to say...sorry i havent been active! i've been busy with school work and such,also written in the MLP:Fim wall...and as i alisema i still have even zaidi business to take care of,so im guessing my account would be 'hibernating' until i finish all the work and one last thing: i remade Blue's last name because i might be using 'Archer' in a different gppony, pony as i will with 'Cross'...and yes,i make bila mpangilio names at times
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the inayofuata week,Ms. cherry had prepared yet another activity for us,the first one for our permanent group,but before that,we introduced ourselves...
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The last solstice


AUTHOR'S NOTE: I usually keep this section at the end of the chapter, where it belongs, but this time I believe it is necessary to have it right at the beginning. It's been a long time, since I worked on this story and those who read it, might have thought it was finished au I abandoned it. Nope, it was just on hiatus. It's funny actually. I experience writer's block with my other fanfic, but yesterday, I got into the mood for some Celestia again, so I resurrected this story, because it still needs a chapter au two to finish properly. All right, now that we got this out of...
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going inside i took a kiti, kiti cha near the windows at my left,i always liked being beside the windows where i can feel the wind,i stare out the windows for a bit,looking at the birds flying across the sky...so free,while im stuck in this jail

"hey...can i sit here?" alisema an unfamiliar face

"what?...huh,oh,yeah,sure...go ahead" i alisema a bit surprised

the mare had scarlet hair,a lighter shade for her fur, manyoya and zumaridi, zamaradi green eyes,i could tell that she was taller than me and that she's a transfer student because this was the first time i saw her,she was soon followed kwa two zaidi newbies who sat on her left...
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Silver Tune was laying on her bed. She was bored. After some dakika of silence, her sister, Roxy Tune entered the room. She smiled. Silver Tune stared at her sister.

Roxy Tune: Hey, Tunes. How's your throat?
Silver Tune: ... * looks down*
Roxy Tune: I can see you're still sick. * sigh* Will wewe be able to go to school tomorrow?
Silver Tune: *nods*
Roxy Tune: That's good. So, anyways.. I received a call from Trixie's mother. She alisema that her daughter has gone missing. Have wewe seen Trixie lately?
Silver Tune: *shakes head, no*
Roxy Tune: I hope she's alright.
Silver Tune: *lays down*
Roxy Tune:...
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Merry Christmas, au should I say Happy Hearts Warming everypony! If wewe are kusoma this wewe are either one of the contestants of the contest au just curious to see who won! The choices were hard, but my friend Nalenthi and I have finally come to a decision.

Drum roll please!



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In first place, with 15 props, one fully colored artwork from me, one lineart from me, and a request/videogame/that type of stuff livestream iiiiiiiis














NocturnalMirage! Congratulations!






In 2nd Place, with 10 props, one fully colored artwork from me and one lineart from me iiiiiis




karinabrony! Congratulations!






In...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In the train station, where Mr. Black, and Der Cheif was waiting.

Mr. Black: What is taking Hola so long? I can't trust her if she's going to do something too long.
Der Cheif: Gambling is a hard thing to do. Especially if you're not good at it. Hola is not good at gambling.
Mr. Black: And so I've noticed. *Turns on TV*
Reporter: This is CPN, Canadian gppony, pony News. We've received word that two ponies were chasing each other in a construction sight in Maredagascar.
Camerapony: *Zooms in on scene*
Mr. Black: That's Hola being chased!
Camerapony: Officials say that they do not know who the mare was,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
That night, Con was sent to the airport to find Lasala.

Con: *Looking at passengers* (P told me Lasala was a grey stallion with a black mane.) *Continues looking*
Dutch ponies: *Looking at Con*
Dutch Captain: *Grabs walkie talkie* Now?
Lasala: Now.
Dutch Captain: *Looks at Dutch ponies* Now

All five of them grabbed sub machine guns, and started shouting

Dutch Captain: Everypony on the ground now!
Con: *Sees Lasala out on runway*
Dutch pony: *Goes to Con* Hey, get on the ground!
Con: *Teleports onto runway*
Lasala: *Grabs rocket launcher*
Con: *Pointing gun at Lasala* Stop!
Lasala: *Shoots rocket at Con*...
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inayofuata morning, Con was back at his beach, pwani house. The police misunderstood what Con was trying to do, and they took him back to his house, where P was waiting for him.

P: wewe put a great effort in preventing that airplane from being blown up.
Con: Thank wewe sir. Why was that gppony, pony trying to blow it up?
P: Ever since 9/11, security in airports have been very high. Some may even say too high. The United States of Equestria has tried to create a new jetplane which can spot terrorists, inside the plane, and security cameras mounted with lazers kill the terrorists. As a result, security in airports would...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con, and Vesper arrived at Vanhoover.

Con: wewe know what we should do first?
Vesper: What?
Con: I heard there was a great muziki store in this town. What we should do is get the newest CD from Queens Of The Stone Age. I really like their music.
Vesper: I think their muziki is good too.
Con: We'll buy one of their CD's then, but first I want to buy a nice, big house.

So, they bought a big house, and were on their way to the muziki store.

Con: *Walking inayofuata to Vesper*
Dutch ponies: *See Con*
Der Cheif: Not yet.
Dutch Ponies: This was Mr. Black's plan?
Der Cheif: Yeah. Get the mare.
Dutch Ponies: *Running...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ten Cents
Ten Cents
Episode 1

Reporting Ponies

Game played: Grand Theft Ponies 5

Ten Cents: 10Cents
Jordan: Striker31
Unknown pony: Epicne$$
Unknown pony: bdp
Unknown pony: Zorin
Applejack: CombineHarvester01
Twilight Sparkle: $Money$

10Cents: *On train tunnel*
Striker31: What are wewe doing?
10Cents: I'm trying to jump on a train.
Striker31: *Stealing helicopter at an airport* Which tunnel are wewe at?
10Cents: I'm on the tunnel kwa the highway.
Striker31: Ok, I'm flying there now.

Epicne$$ has joined the game

Epicne$$: Aw yeah bitches, I am going to pown all your asses.
10Cents: Good luck with that.
Epicne$$: 10Cents? wewe must...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Moneybit's disguise
Moneybit's disguise
inayofuata morning, Con was going out to buy groceries.

Lola: Don't forget the canolli's.
Con: Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Moneybit: *In disguise* Hello sir. I'm Matilda. Please come with me.
Con: I have to buy some food.
Moneybit: Just come with me.
Con: Whatever.
Moneybit: Taxi!
Taxi driver: *Stops*
Moneybit: *Pushes Con into Taxi, and gets in*
Taxi driver: *Driving taxi* Where to ma'am?
Moneybit: The airport.
Taxi: Okay. While we get to the airport, let me tell wewe a little something about myself. I was seven years old when I saw a taxi for the first time. I thought it was amazing how wewe could take somepony...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The train with the Korean War veterans stopped at the Cheyenne Station.

Pete: *looking at train*
Veterans: *Getting out*
Orion: *comes out of engine* I'm glad the war is almost over.
Pete: Me too, but honestly, we're making a lot of profit for delivering these vets back nyumbani from San Franciscolt.
Orion: I agree. If we keep this up, we'll have millions of dollars on our hooves.
Captain Wilson: *walks to Pete* Are wewe Pete Reimer?
Pete: Yes sir. How can I help you?
Captain Wilson: I want to thank wewe for getting me, and my squad back nyumbani safely. Oh, and uh I don't have enough cash for a hotel. You...
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Please read this: I am warning wewe of a shabiki fic that will make wewe not see Macintosh the same! Tittle: sweet apple massacre. What it's about: I was scared almost to death kusoma cause it's about big Mac violating(raping) the cutie mark crusaders and killing them with knifes he is planing to do the same freakin thing thing with Applejack!!' O_O I hate this freakin horror stuff wewe must be either drunk,stupit,crazy,mental,rapest,and like to see girls die to read this crap! I have read this and I reget kusoma :(
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Season 2 Highlights of

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Hawkeye: *stops train at station* Hi. I think wewe know where this is going. For ten episodes of this season, I have made many readers of this series very happy, and gave them a good laugh.Though personally, I...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Takes cover as a Lotus passes through the hole, and lands in front of the logo*
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Takes cover as a Lotus passes through the hole, and lands in front of the logo*


A police car went through the hole as well, but it was going too slow, and landed on it's roof.

It was a warm evening in Appaloosa, as a Lotus sped down the highway being driven kwa two russian stallions.
 Sergi & Apyr's Lotus Eltrot
Sergi & Apyr's Lotus Eltrot

This was playing on their radio: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

The Racer

Russian driver: *stops car*
Russian stallion: *gets out, with spraypaint*
Russian driver: торопить (Hurry)
Russian stallion: *sprays nyota on sign*
Police ponies:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


The train yard was in a place called Woodstock. It's kwa Port Morris, and a few miles north of Midtown.

Once they arrived, Firearm stopped his car on a bridge going over the yard.

Pierce: Did Browning tell wewe what we're supposed to do?
Firearm: Not really. He just alisema he wanted us to go on an "adventure" *Gets out of his car with Pierce*
Pierce: Well, good thing he told me what to do last night after we returned from St. Foalis. *Pulls out a WA2000 sniper rifle* The Hetfords are making a deal inside that train yard. We have to kill both the buyer, and the dealer. Got a rifle?
Firearm: I think...
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