I sat in my chair, daydreaming, when my cat, Jewel, landed on my head. "The heck, Jewel! Get the heck off me!" I shouted, pushing the cat off my head. Now, you're probably thinking, 'who the heck yells at their cat?' Well, Mr. Nimbly does. Jewel, my chocolate-point cat sat up on the arm of my chair. "Justin! I um, I found something!" she excitedly said, batting at the blue half of my hair. kwa now, you're probably like, 'the heck?! this has NOTHING to do with ponies!!!' Just wait. "Fine. Lead the way." I said, grabbing my cane, as Jewel leaped on my shoulder. She led me through my neighborhood, and as we passed a house I heard someone say my name. "Justin! where are wewe heading?" Jeremiah, a ginger with blue eyes and long hair, ran up to me. "I told you, don't call me Justin. I prefer to be called Mr. Nimbly." I said, feeling very annoyed. "Okay, grumpy. Where are we headed?" i glared at him. "I'M headed wherever Jewel takes me." I snapped. "Okey dokey!" he said, skipping after me. Jewel led me to a forest, and we stopped kwa a small maua, ua bush. "There it is!" she said, pointing at something with her paw. "What? I don't see it." I said. "then get closer, idiot!" she yelled at me. I leaned mbele and saw a tiny blue dot. "Hmm... a portal." i said, poking at it with my cane.
Now, I don't remember exactly what happened afterward, but I remember waking up outside a forest. I looked down at my hands, but saw they were hooves instead. "hmm..." i said, patting my head, and then, *clunk* I found what I was looking for. "Ah, a horn. We're in Equestria." I told Jewel. I glanced over, and saw Jeremiah, who was now a thin stallion with light yellow fur. "Come along, Jeremiah." I said, setting off with Jewel on my back. I followed a path, knowing that it lead to Ponyville. "Um, Nimbles?" Jeremiah said, calling me that stupid nickname he made up for me. "what?" I alisema irritably. "How do wewe know we're in Equestria?" I lifted an eyebrow at him. "A brony knows his facts, Jeremiah." I told him. As we reached Ponyville, a pink mare seemed to pop out of nowhere. "Hi! Welcome to Ponyville! Who are you? I'm Pinkie Pie." she alisema very quickly. "I, am Mr. Nimbly." I said. Jeremiah skipped up to her. "I'm Jeremiah! Nice to meet you, honey." he said. Jewel climbed up to my ear. "What's with Jeremiah and having nick-names for people?" she asked. I shrugged. "I don't know, Jewel." Pinkie Pie smiled. "Well, let me onyesha wewe around!" she said, bounding off. I pretty much had no choice but to follow.
Now, I don't remember exactly what happened afterward, but I remember waking up outside a forest. I looked down at my hands, but saw they were hooves instead. "hmm..." i said, patting my head, and then, *clunk* I found what I was looking for. "Ah, a horn. We're in Equestria." I told Jewel. I glanced over, and saw Jeremiah, who was now a thin stallion with light yellow fur. "Come along, Jeremiah." I said, setting off with Jewel on my back. I followed a path, knowing that it lead to Ponyville. "Um, Nimbles?" Jeremiah said, calling me that stupid nickname he made up for me. "what?" I alisema irritably. "How do wewe know we're in Equestria?" I lifted an eyebrow at him. "A brony knows his facts, Jeremiah." I told him. As we reached Ponyville, a pink mare seemed to pop out of nowhere. "Hi! Welcome to Ponyville! Who are you? I'm Pinkie Pie." she alisema very quickly. "I, am Mr. Nimbly." I said. Jeremiah skipped up to her. "I'm Jeremiah! Nice to meet you, honey." he said. Jewel climbed up to my ear. "What's with Jeremiah and having nick-names for people?" she asked. I shrugged. "I don't know, Jewel." Pinkie Pie smiled. "Well, let me onyesha wewe around!" she said, bounding off. I pretty much had no choice but to follow.
I just want to end this story so it can be out of the way, and
I can stop overbooking myself.
The inayofuata siku Trixie knocked on Rarity's door.
Trixie: Well. I did it. I killed them.
Rarity: Oh.. Well. This is awkward... I. kinda.. Changed my mind, and was about to call it off.
Trixie: Oh... I'm still getting paid though right.
Rarity: (sighs) Fine.. (gives her the amount of money she promised too).
Trixie: Thank you. (takes the money). Say. wewe have any beer?
Rarity: No. Saten came and took the last one.
Trixie: (excitedly) Saten's still in town?
Rarity: I guess.,
Trixie: Great.. wewe know where he might be.. Because I am totally NOT gonna stalk him.
Rarity: (shrugs unsurely)
THE END
Ending theme.
(theme song/Steven King IT)
I can stop overbooking myself.
The inayofuata siku Trixie knocked on Rarity's door.
Trixie: Well. I did it. I killed them.
Rarity: Oh.. Well. This is awkward... I. kinda.. Changed my mind, and was about to call it off.
Trixie: Oh... I'm still getting paid though right.
Rarity: (sighs) Fine.. (gives her the amount of money she promised too).
Trixie: Thank you. (takes the money). Say. wewe have any beer?
Rarity: No. Saten came and took the last one.
Trixie: (excitedly) Saten's still in town?
Rarity: I guess.,
Trixie: Great.. wewe know where he might be.. Because I am totally NOT gonna stalk him.
Rarity: (shrugs unsurely)
THE END
Ending theme.
(theme song/Steven King IT)
Has anyone ever read CHEERLIEES GARDEN.
It's probably one of the 'better' creepypastas.
But I still dislike it.
Not only is Cheerlees complete irrational in thi story. (killing children, when simply quitting your job could of worked just as well).
But there's all the fact, she acts like she watches WAY too many Saw sinema (I would know, I watch them quite a lot).
She acts exactly like Jigsaw.
Using clever traps to kill them in unique fashion.
But unlike Jigsaw.
She dosen't give them a chance to escape, making her zaidi like the Mark Hoffmen and Amanda Young.
Where the victims, where ONLY victims, they would of died, regardless of doing what they needed to do.
And there was no 'point' behind it.
Besides I LIKE Jigsaw, he's different then other villains.
He's still 'human' in some way.
Anyway.
Now that I got that off my chest.
I can relax now.
And stay tuned for zaidi of my latest story..
It's probably one of the 'better' creepypastas.
But I still dislike it.
Not only is Cheerlees complete irrational in thi story. (killing children, when simply quitting your job could of worked just as well).
But there's all the fact, she acts like she watches WAY too many Saw sinema (I would know, I watch them quite a lot).
She acts exactly like Jigsaw.
Using clever traps to kill them in unique fashion.
But unlike Jigsaw.
She dosen't give them a chance to escape, making her zaidi like the Mark Hoffmen and Amanda Young.
Where the victims, where ONLY victims, they would of died, regardless of doing what they needed to do.
And there was no 'point' behind it.
Besides I LIKE Jigsaw, he's different then other villains.
He's still 'human' in some way.
Anyway.
Now that I got that off my chest.
I can relax now.
And stay tuned for zaidi of my latest story..
Alright..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my inayopendelewa character Twilight and AppleJack, kwa using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer kusoma Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little gppony, pony has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if wewe really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my inayopendelewa character Twilight and AppleJack, kwa using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer kusoma Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little gppony, pony has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if wewe really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
AT RESTURANT:
Trixie: I'm glad your finally over AppleJack.. Who needed her anyway. She didn't get you.. wewe need someone who 'dose' get you.. Someone who knew wewe your whole life.
Saten: wewe mean Derpy?
Trixie: Well.. Sure.. Derpy.. But I meant some 'else' who knew wewe your entire life, and always had a thing for you.. Who knows.. She might be sitting in front of you.
Saten: (obviously) I honestly have no idea what your going on about Trixie. But your voice is soothing, and strangely I feel better.. (happily) Thanks, wewe always such a great friend.
Trixie: (sighs) Sure... Friend
Saten: (gets up) Anyway. I gotta go.. Sorry again for trying to kill you, last time we were here.
Trixie: (shrugs) wewe were drunk.
Saten: If it makes wewe feel better. I'm really trying to cut back on alcohol.
Trixie: I sincerely doubt that.. But if wewe say.
Saten: (leaves)
Trixie: (sighs) Guess Trixie's paying again..
Trixie: I'm glad your finally over AppleJack.. Who needed her anyway. She didn't get you.. wewe need someone who 'dose' get you.. Someone who knew wewe your whole life.
Saten: wewe mean Derpy?
Trixie: Well.. Sure.. Derpy.. But I meant some 'else' who knew wewe your entire life, and always had a thing for you.. Who knows.. She might be sitting in front of you.
Saten: (obviously) I honestly have no idea what your going on about Trixie. But your voice is soothing, and strangely I feel better.. (happily) Thanks, wewe always such a great friend.
Trixie: (sighs) Sure... Friend
Saten: (gets up) Anyway. I gotta go.. Sorry again for trying to kill you, last time we were here.
Trixie: (shrugs) wewe were drunk.
Saten: If it makes wewe feel better. I'm really trying to cut back on alcohol.
Trixie: I sincerely doubt that.. But if wewe say.
Saten: (leaves)
Trixie: (sighs) Guess Trixie's paying again..