We are introduced to one of the police ponies in this fanfiction. Master Sword. He was a corporal, and wanted to be promoted, but the only way to do that was to make thirty arrests. He only needed one more.

Master Sword: Hmm, what have we here? *Sees a mare standing kwa a car*
Night Frizz: *Putting air into one of the tires for her car*
Master Sword: *Puts on sirens*
Night Frizz: What did I do?
Master Sword: *Talking into loudspeaker* Ma'am, wewe have parked too close to a moto hydrant.
Night Frizz: But I'm no where near the moto hydrant.
Master Sword: The law says wewe have to park ten hooves, au zaidi from a moto hydrant.
Night Frizz: *Gets into her car*
Master Sword: Hey! Where do wewe think wewe are going?
Night Frizz: I claim your statement to be... Poppycock!
Choir of Ponies: Poppycock!
Night Frizz: *Drives away*
Master Sword: wewe ain't getting away from my promotion. *Drives his police car, and follows Night Frizz*
Night Frizz: *Turns right*
Master Sword: *Nearly hits a minivan, but still follows Night Frizz*
Police gppony, pony 46: hujambo Sword, what are wewe doing?
Master Sword: Corporal Sword reporting. I'm in pursuit of a brand new Dodge Pegasus. The driver parked too close to a moto hydrant, and is fleeing from me.
Police Pony: Where is your current location?
Night Frizz: *Turns left*
Master Sword: We just took a left on Howitzer mitaani, mtaa from Rubber Avenue.
Police Pony: If you'd like, we can set up a roadblock before she reaches the highway.
Master Sword: Yes, stop her at all costs. I need that arrest to make my promotion!
Police Pony: Okay. We're setting up a roadblock kwa the draw bridge.

But that was not a good idea. The roadblock was set up on the other side of the river, where Night Frizz was being chased kwa Master Sword.

Bridge Pony: *Sitting kwa bridge controls*
Bridge gppony, pony 2: I see a sailboat coming towards us.
Bridge Pony: No kidding. *Raising bridge*

Night Frizz was on the side of the bridge being raised. If she went fast enough, she'd be able to jump across.

Master Sword: Where's that roadblock?
Police gppony, pony 46: On the other side.
Master Sword: wewe nincompoops.
Police gppony, pony 46: What?
Night Frizz: *Drives onto bridge, then flies over the roadblock*
Master Sword: *Stops car*
Police gppony, pony 46: Oh. Now I see why wewe called us nincompoops.
Master Sword: Stop her!
Police gppony, pony 46: She got away man. I'm sorry, but wewe can kiss your promotion good bye.
Master Sword: Oh no I won't. I'm gonna wait for that bridge to go down, then I'll chase that bitch, kahaba all the way to the Police Station, and have her arrested for speeding, parking near a moto hydrant, and running away from an officer.

Meanwhile, with Ryan, Blazin' Blue, and Saten Twist.

Ryan: Sure is beautiful.
Blazin' Blue: Are wewe kidding? Baltimare is one of the ugliest-
Saten Twist: And dangerous.
Blazin' Blue: And dangerous city in the world.
Ryan: I was talking about a mare I saw driving a Silver sedan on the other side of the highway.
Night Frizz: *Gets on highway, and drives inayofuata to Blazin' Blue*
Saten Twist: *Sees Night Frizz* Speaking of mares.
Ryan: Oh no wewe don't. If anypony-
Saten Twist: Anybody.
Ryan: Whatever. If anyone is asking her out, it's me. *Drives past Saten Twist, and gets inayofuata to Night Frizz*
Night Frizz: *Sees Ryan, and Saten Twist driving kwa them, and gets on her walkie talkie*
Saten Twist: I'll be damned.
Night Frizz: hujambo guys. Where are wewe going?
Ryan: Fillydelphia? Would wewe like to jiunge us?
Night Frizz: Sure. I got something that might help wewe three.
Ryan: Nice. Did wewe guys hear that?
Blazin' Blue: Yep.
Saten Twist: What is it?
Night Frizz: Pull over on the side here, and I'll onyesha you.

What is it that Night Frizz wants to onyesha to the three stallions on their roadtrip?

Find out in the inayofuata part of M.C.C, but in the meantime, the story is...

... 2 B continued.