SEVERAL DAYS LATER:
Guard: wewe must of been counting your blessings Chimney. wewe made bail.
Patrol board member: Do wewe believe, in your best judgment, that wewe have been rehabilitated?
Chimney Sheep: Rehabilitated? It's just a stupid, made-up word, so boys like wewe can sit behind a desk, wear a fancy suit, and feel important. You're a jerk, and I had sex with your mother last night. And I swear to God, wewe let me outta here, first thing I'm gonna do is kill again!
Patrol board member: (approves him for bail)
Chimney: Well. Thanks for bailing me out wewe two.
Derpy: No problem.
Chimney: Shit Derpy. What happened to your eyes!? wewe look like a puppy that was chewed up kwa an even bigger puppy. Hahahah- but seriously, wewe look great.
Derpy: Look. We need wewe to help us get out of town. My cousin ended up killing Reggie.
Saten: Hey. Least I got a cutie mark out of it.
Chimney: Wait.. Reggie?.. Derpy, isn't he the one who punched wewe in the throat, and that's why your voice changed.
Derpy: No. He punched me in the throat BECAUSE my voice changed.
2 B CONTAINUED
Guard: wewe must of been counting your blessings Chimney. wewe made bail.
Patrol board member: Do wewe believe, in your best judgment, that wewe have been rehabilitated?
Chimney Sheep: Rehabilitated? It's just a stupid, made-up word, so boys like wewe can sit behind a desk, wear a fancy suit, and feel important. You're a jerk, and I had sex with your mother last night. And I swear to God, wewe let me outta here, first thing I'm gonna do is kill again!
Patrol board member: (approves him for bail)
Chimney: Well. Thanks for bailing me out wewe two.
Derpy: No problem.
Chimney: Shit Derpy. What happened to your eyes!? wewe look like a puppy that was chewed up kwa an even bigger puppy. Hahahah- but seriously, wewe look great.
Derpy: Look. We need wewe to help us get out of town. My cousin ended up killing Reggie.
Saten: Hey. Least I got a cutie mark out of it.
Chimney: Wait.. Reggie?.. Derpy, isn't he the one who punched wewe in the throat, and that's why your voice changed.
Derpy: No. He punched me in the throat BECAUSE my voice changed.
2 B CONTAINUED
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
Pinkie's Ghost
It was a dark night, and there was lots of fog. Then, the ghost gppony, pony was seen running through the streets of Ponyville. He was killed in an accident on Halloween, and every mwaka on the siku of the accident, the ghost gppony, pony runs around ponyville, shreiking like a Lost soul!
Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, what are wewe talking about?
Pinkie Pie: The ghost pony. Snips, and Snails saw it last night.
Rainbow Dash: Where?
Pinkie Pie: They didn't tell me. Oh, it makes my legs wobble to think about it.
Rainbow Dash: Ha! You're just a gullible pony....
Sean is back, and better than ever ;D
