Pinkie showed Derpy and Saten all over Ponyville, eventually they ended up at sweet apple aches.
Saten: (eyes widen) holly cow.. Who's that!?
Pinkie: Oh that.. That's Applejack.
Saten: She's.. Beauitful.
Derpy: Really? Not really something I'd look twice at. (looks at AJ again), No wait, never mind..
Pinkie: (calling out) hujambo AppleJack! Come meet the new folks.
AJ: (comes over) greetings.
Saten: (has trouble finding his tongue)..
AJ: Are ya okay.
Saten: Yeah.. It's just.. (sigh) would wewe go out with me?
AJ: (pauses)... Sure.
Saten: R Really?
AJ: Sure. Why not.. Just give mah an saa au so (leaves)
Pinkie & Derpy both: Wow... Impressive.
Saten: Really? Cause I almost shitted myself.
Derpy: Oh.. I'm sure wewe two would be 'perfect' together.


WEEK AND A HALF LATER


AJ: (sadly) Ah.. Ah think we need ta break up.
Saten: (holding large wine bottle, having finally opened it) What!? Why!?
AJ: It's.. It's just not working out.
Saten: Why!?
AJ: Well.. For one thing. Ya drink WAY ta much.
Saten: No I don't! (ends up chugging down the entire bottle of wine, much to AJ's shock).
Saten: (burbs).... What? I was thirty.
AJ: Look.. I'm sorry sugercube.. But Ah need ta songesha on, towards bigger, better, things.
Saten: ...... Like meth?
AJ: (annoyed) No. Not like me-
Saten: Want some?
AJ: No ah don't wan- WHY DO YA HAVE METH!?
Saten: I never alisema 'I' do it.


TO BE CONTAINUED