It's time for the Ponyville news. With your news anchors, Double Scoop as Nate Witherspoon, and Heartsong as Hillary Tosh.
Audience: *Clapping*
Nate: Thank wewe everypony. Thank you. Now quiet on the set!
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: Being a new news company, do expect some foul ups in tonight's broadcast.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nate: Let's begin with the country of Japan. They had a volkano erupt last week, which injured forty ponies, and killed seven others.
Hillary: It seems like Japan has been having a lot of bad things happening to them. The volcano, and that tsunami a few years ago, and then there was the bombing of Hiroshima, and Nagasaki.
Nate: Yeah, well they deserved it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: Let's songesha on to the weather.
Nate: Right. Our forecast for this week includes, a nice sunny siku for Wednesday, and Thursday. Then, we get a partly cloudy siku on Friday, followed kwa a nonstop thunderstorm on Saturday.
Hillary: It has to stop at sometime.
Nate: Maybe it will, when ponies stop getting scared over it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nate: On Sunday, we will have another partly cloudy day, but on Monday, and Tuesday, the shit hits the shabiki when it begins to snow.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: How did wewe figure that out?
Nate: Farmer's almanac. Never lies.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: And finally, before we songesha onto commercials, we have a special visitor.
Nate: Coming all the way from the middle east, it's Major General Shayne Diesel.
Blaze is Shayne Diesel.
Audience: *Clapping, and cheering*
Shayne: Thanks for having me here. Any place is better than the Middle East.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nate: That's what we wanted to talk to wewe about.
Hillary: How are your soldiers doing over there?
Shayne: Not too bad, except for the fact that they're dealing with a new terrorist group called ISIS.
Audience: *Booing* F*ck ISIS!!
Shayne: Don't worry everypony, we will stop them! After all, we are the United States of Equestria!
Nate: *Starts to think that Shayne is being annoying, and becomes sarcastic* Really? I thought this was Japan.
Shayne: Nah, wewe don't wanna be there. They had a volkano erupt.
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: And I thought Hawaii had volkano problems!
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: Let's get back on the topic of ISIS.
Shayne: Ah yes, the disgrace to everypony that believes in freedom, and democracy. Freedom is what makes this world spin around!
A song starts to play in the background: link
Shayne: I'm talking about ponies that have a long unnecessary speech about Equestria, and how it's an awesome country while a foreign song plays in the background!
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: And while they're giving that long unnecessary speech about Equestria, and how it's an awesome country while a foreign song plays in the background, wewe see the Equestrian Flag, with stars, and stripes, waving in the wind, and reminding wewe that we are a powerful country!
Then the flag showed up behind Shayne in the background.
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: We are a reminder to ISIS, that we have the toughest army in the world, and we will kill them all!! *Sings along to the song* This is the U.S.E, and we will kill you!
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: wewe tried to attack us, but your attack failed! And now wewe shall pay us the price, for wewe attempting to attack our home!
Nate: *Confused*
Shayne: This is the U.S.E, and we will kill you!
Hillary: I think he finally Lost his mind.
Nate: Me too.
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: *Continues imba his song*
Nate, and Hillary snuck out of the studio. Shayne didn't notice, for he was too busy imba his song.
Audience: *Laughing*
And that's all the time we have for the news. Stop the song!!
Master Sword: Well, that's all the time we have for our onyesha today. Thank wewe for watching.
Tom: Master Sword, this is an article. How do wewe watch an article?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't know, but the announcer always says, "On The Block was filmed in front of a live audience."
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I see what wewe mean. Well, thank wewe for viewing this. How about that?
The End.
Audience: *Clapping*
Nate: Thank wewe everypony. Thank you. Now quiet on the set!
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: Being a new news company, do expect some foul ups in tonight's broadcast.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nate: Let's begin with the country of Japan. They had a volkano erupt last week, which injured forty ponies, and killed seven others.
Hillary: It seems like Japan has been having a lot of bad things happening to them. The volcano, and that tsunami a few years ago, and then there was the bombing of Hiroshima, and Nagasaki.
Nate: Yeah, well they deserved it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: Let's songesha on to the weather.
Nate: Right. Our forecast for this week includes, a nice sunny siku for Wednesday, and Thursday. Then, we get a partly cloudy siku on Friday, followed kwa a nonstop thunderstorm on Saturday.
Hillary: It has to stop at sometime.
Nate: Maybe it will, when ponies stop getting scared over it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nate: On Sunday, we will have another partly cloudy day, but on Monday, and Tuesday, the shit hits the shabiki when it begins to snow.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: How did wewe figure that out?
Nate: Farmer's almanac. Never lies.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: And finally, before we songesha onto commercials, we have a special visitor.
Nate: Coming all the way from the middle east, it's Major General Shayne Diesel.
Blaze is Shayne Diesel.
Audience: *Clapping, and cheering*
Shayne: Thanks for having me here. Any place is better than the Middle East.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nate: That's what we wanted to talk to wewe about.
Hillary: How are your soldiers doing over there?
Shayne: Not too bad, except for the fact that they're dealing with a new terrorist group called ISIS.
Audience: *Booing* F*ck ISIS!!
Shayne: Don't worry everypony, we will stop them! After all, we are the United States of Equestria!
Nate: *Starts to think that Shayne is being annoying, and becomes sarcastic* Really? I thought this was Japan.
Shayne: Nah, wewe don't wanna be there. They had a volkano erupt.
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: And I thought Hawaii had volkano problems!
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: Let's get back on the topic of ISIS.
Shayne: Ah yes, the disgrace to everypony that believes in freedom, and democracy. Freedom is what makes this world spin around!
A song starts to play in the background: link
Shayne: I'm talking about ponies that have a long unnecessary speech about Equestria, and how it's an awesome country while a foreign song plays in the background!
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: And while they're giving that long unnecessary speech about Equestria, and how it's an awesome country while a foreign song plays in the background, wewe see the Equestrian Flag, with stars, and stripes, waving in the wind, and reminding wewe that we are a powerful country!
Then the flag showed up behind Shayne in the background.
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: We are a reminder to ISIS, that we have the toughest army in the world, and we will kill them all!! *Sings along to the song* This is the U.S.E, and we will kill you!
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: wewe tried to attack us, but your attack failed! And now wewe shall pay us the price, for wewe attempting to attack our home!
Nate: *Confused*
Shayne: This is the U.S.E, and we will kill you!
Hillary: I think he finally Lost his mind.
Nate: Me too.
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: *Continues imba his song*
Nate, and Hillary snuck out of the studio. Shayne didn't notice, for he was too busy imba his song.
Audience: *Laughing*
And that's all the time we have for the news. Stop the song!!
Master Sword: Well, that's all the time we have for our onyesha today. Thank wewe for watching.
Tom: Master Sword, this is an article. How do wewe watch an article?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't know, but the announcer always says, "On The Block was filmed in front of a live audience."
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I see what wewe mean. Well, thank wewe for viewing this. How about that?
The End.
Hi im cherrybrook and im a few months old. This story will be based on my fillyhood ☺. Its a thursday night april 6 and thats the siku I was born. Four years after that I was already in school. Lots of time I got straight A's, but today I got in big trouble.
Cause I yelled at my teacher😳man I was so embarrassed
After school my mom made me clean the whole house
And my dad made me clean four other houses. Plus I was grounded the Good thing was only for two days. And summer started! YAY!!!😃Finally! My mom and dad left me with my sister cause they were going on there honey moon 😝 "alright little twerp im the boss of the house" my sister said." So we gon tear this place up!!!" She alisema with blearing rock music.
so she forsed me to my room the weird thing is she picked me up with her horn 😖 I cant do that. Then she brought her Marafiki and her boyfriend over. Man im so telling my mom and dad bout that😡 to be continued😊
Cause I yelled at my teacher😳man I was so embarrassed
After school my mom made me clean the whole house
And my dad made me clean four other houses. Plus I was grounded the Good thing was only for two days. And summer started! YAY!!!😃Finally! My mom and dad left me with my sister cause they were going on there honey moon 😝 "alright little twerp im the boss of the house" my sister said." So we gon tear this place up!!!" She alisema with blearing rock music.
so she forsed me to my room the weird thing is she picked me up with her horn 😖 I cant do that. Then she brought her Marafiki and her boyfriend over. Man im so telling my mom and dad bout that😡 to be continued😊