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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con, and Pinkie Pie went to C.I.E headquarters in Canterlot.

P: Well, it's great that wewe found her. Have wewe stopped Ice Cube, and the alicorns?
Con: No. Several alicorns were killed, but Ice Cube escaped. Thankfully, they did no harm to Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: And now that I'm back, I'd like my old job.
P: Fair enough. I'll get the paperwork filled out, and maybe I might transfer to another agency.
Con: It was great working with wewe Parcival.
P: Thanks. The pleasure was all mine. *Walks away*
Pinkie Pie: It's great to be in command again.
Con: What would wewe like me to do?
Pinkie Pie: Well first, I want to get the German Secret Service, M.I.3 involved. Until then, I have another assignment for you.
Con: What is it?
Pinkie Pie: We've been getting reports of information being leaked from our operations. It's possible that one of our agents is a mole. Find him, and kill him.
Con: Right away. *Walks away*
Miss Moneybit: Is Pinkie Pie in command again?
Con: Sort of. Parcival needs to fill out the appropriate paperwork to give Pinkie her old job back.
Miss Moneybit: And what are wewe up to?
Con: I gotta find a mole in our agency.
Miss Moneybit: Good luck.
Pinkie Pie: *Calling M.I.3*
German Commander: *Answers call* Hallo?
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag.
German Commander: Pinkie Pie? You're back in command for the C.I.E.
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl.
German Commander: Sehr gut. What can I do for you?
Pinkie Pie: I would like your assistance on taking down Ice Cube. Do wewe have any info on her?
German Commander: One of my agents has just reported that she is-

The electricity went out, and Parcival kicked the door open to P's office.

Pinkie Pie: Parcival! What are wewe doing?
Parcival: *Pointing shotgun at Pinkie* Keeping my job to myself. wewe should have just stayed in hiding instead of making a comeback.
Con: *Running towards P's office* Parcival!! *Points his gun at Parcival* Drop your weapon!!
Parcival: *Continues pointing shotgun at Pinkie*
Con: I alisema drop your weapon!!
Parcival: It's too late Mr. Mane. I'm going to kill her, and prevent this mare from taking my job!
Con: Not on my watch! *Shows his watch to Parcival* I just got it polished. I don't want any bloodstains on it.
Parcival: *Admiring watch* Well, that is beautiful, and shiny, but it also changes the subject! *Points shotgun at Pinkie* I'm going to kill her, and prevent this mare from taking my job!
Con: wewe already alisema that, and so far wewe haven't shot her!
Parcival: Try, and stop me.

A gunshot was heard, but it didn't come from Parcival's gun. It came from Con's gun, and he prevented Parcival from shooting Pinkie Pie.

Parcival: *Falls on ground*
Con: He was the mole. S says that Parcival knocked him out in the electrical room, and shut down the power. I ran to you, as fast as I could, and I saw him pointing his gun at you.
Pinkie Pie: wewe did excellent 0007. It's agents like wewe that make me glad to be a part of this organization.
Con: I do my best, and only my best.
Pinkie Pie: Danke.

The power came back on.

Con: *Checks time* I'll go have lunch, and then I'll come back for breifing.
Pinkie Pie: Excellent. *Tries to call M.I.3 again*

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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor
added by SkyheartPegasus
Source: derpibooru
After the ski chase, I went home. Even though I lived across the mitaani, mtaa from Jeff The Killer, he would never be able to find me.

Jeff: *In the basement*
Guards 3 & 5: *Arrive* Sir. We must tell wewe something.
Jeff: wewe look beat up. What happened?
Guard 3: Scootaloo escaped.
Jeff: I hope you're lying.
Guard 5: Unfortunately he is not.
Jeff: Then if wewe don't find her, I'll use your bodyparts to make cupcakes.
Guard 3: We are robots sir.
Guard 5: We do not have bodyparts.
Jeff: Then I will kill wewe two. Go find her! And what happened to the other three guards?
Guard 3: They died.
Guard 4:...
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Twilight is fucking scary in this video! Her head should not be on a train!!
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My Little Poney
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...
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(Not much, but just a small something to keep wewe guys knowing I haven't forgotten the story)


Saten returned into the barn.

Rarity was still inside as well.

"Well.. Were wewe successful? Is he gonna stop flirting with AppleJack" Rarity asked anxiously.

"Not yet.. But don't worry, I'm ending this wait here and now" Saten alisema from off view.

"Oh. That's good to hear- wait, IS THAT A CROSSBOW!?" Rarity cried, her beautiful eyes widening in shock.

Sure enough, Saten was holding a sport crossbow, and inapakia it with a real arrow and alisema "Yep.. Ending it here and now" Saten alisema and pointed the crossbow...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, wewe finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's krisimasi List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got zaidi important news.
Tom: Yes. In the awali episode, we forgot...
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CUPCAKES: 
I can already tell the amount of haters I'm gonna earn when I say "I wish there were zaidi writers like Sergent Sprinkles".
This is, in my opinion, the greatest creepypasta ever. 
Not even for the plot. But the but most of the narration's are the reason why I would say the story is a bit of an inspiration to me.. As he/she really knows how to fill certain moods when describing the settings.. 
Not only that, but the fact that keki has some of the greastest shabiki video and shabiki sequels is also why I am a good supporter of the story.. It has one of the greatest songs ever "Get ready...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
You're now chatting with a bila mpangilio stranger. Say hi!
You both like My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Stranger: (role play, wewe can be anyone) (Name: Rose, Height: the same as an adult mare Eyes: One blue one red, Scales: Black, Chest Plates: Dark grey, Tail blade: Like Cynder’s, Horns: Also like Cynder’s Wings: Her wings resemble a dragoni wings and are black with a dark grey membrane. She has a chain attached to her right leg and she walks on four legs) Rose ran into Ponyville from the everfree forest. Her pace was slowing as she ran. She had a large cut that ran from her chest down to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Con Mane is back, but he's not the only one to make a return.

This story begins in Bangkok, China at a restaurant/bath house. Con was dressed in a white suit with a black bowtie. He was meeting up with three generals from the Chinese Army in the restaurant which was a floor above the bath house. The Generals were also dressed up in white suits, but their bowties were grey.

Con: *Sits down*
Chinese General 1: Hello 0007.
Con: Nín hǎo.
Chinese General 1: I didn't know wewe spoke my language Mr. Mane.
Con: Yes, well when it comes to ripping off Indiana Jones movies, I guess one has to be good...
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posted by DragonAura15
 "If there's anything wewe want to talk about... "
"If there's anything you want to talk about... "
"Here we are!" Ethereal stood in front of a shimmering pool of water.
    "Where did this come from?" Silversheen asked.
    "See that crack in the ceiling?" Ethereal pointed with her hoof. There was indeed a fairly small mgawanyiko, baidisha in the ceiling of the cavern. Water dripped down from it, landing softly in the pool below. "Apparently we're underneath a pond right now. Isn't that cool?"
    "It is," Silversheen admitted.         
    "Well, what am I still doing standing around?...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
First, there were humans. Rabbits, Turtles, Hawks, and Ponies lived alongside the humans. The humans were quite advanced. They used super-science and genetic modification to change their animal of choice, the Ponies, giving them wings and the ability to control science, which the humans dubbed "magic".

The first one was born to a regular horse, which they named "Sun". Sun had white fur, and a mixture of colors for hair. They used to poke and prod her, injecting her with different fluids and drugs, powering her. They wanted to use Sun as a weapon of war. Sun could live for millions of years,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia: *Sitting at her dawati in her office*
Timothy: Princess, I trust that wewe enjoy this desk, we worked real hard to make it.
Celestia: Thank you. Now, I need to know about Twilight Sparkle. She has betrayed me too many times now, and we must find her.
Timothy: I regret to inform you...
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Source: DeviantArt, Joyreactor
This is a little thing I will review about the characters in MLP and their pros and cons. Cons will most likely be why they are on a hate side of the fandom.

Twilight Sparkle is the main protagonist of the whole series, since there are rarely any episodes she doesn't appear in that I remember. She has earned alicornhood for making new magic from Friendship that the all-known Starswirl the Bearded could not do, since he did not understand friendship like Twilight did.

Her ubunifu is pretty simple. Not as simple as Applejack's, but still pretty simple. She has soothing, girly colors but they're...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: hunbrony, joyreactor
Rarity: Sweetie Belle, I adore having wewe help me, truly I do, but...
SweetieBelle: Guess I got a little carried away. It's just that I know how important it is for wewe to finish this wardrobe in time for Sapphire Shores and her backup dancers.
Rarity: This is without a doubt my most prestigious order ever. After all, Sapphire Shores is ''the'' gppony, pony of pop, and her Equestria-wide tour launches in Canterlot inayofuata week! Which means she must have these outfits kwa siku after tomorrow at the latest!
SweetieBelle: ... wewe Lost me.
Rarity: *groans annoyedly* Coarse I have..


Rarity: *out of breath* I'm here!.....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In the Griffon Kingdom, Gilda was meeting other griffons in her army.

Gilda: *Walks into castle* Hello?
Tomtom: Another griffon has arrived sir.
McKing: Ah, hello madam. What can I do for you?
Gilda: I need to jiunge your army in order to defeat the ponies.
McKing: Well, I don't think that's possible. wewe see-
Gilda: *Choking McKing* Let me join, au else.
McKing: *Coughing* Okay.
Gilda: That's zaidi like it.
McKing: Meet some of my trusted soldiers. Over there is Tomtom.
Tomtom: Hi!
McKing: Over here is Max.
Max: Good siku to wewe ma'am.
McKing: Porter.
Porter: Hello.
Gilda: Aren't wewe a little too...
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