Nick's Rant - One Bad apple - My Little Poney - fanpop

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posted by BlondLionEzel

WARNING: There will be lots of swearing in this rant.

This f****ng episode...I've been bullied ever since I was 3 and now I'm 15...yikes. This episode made me enraged. I wanted to rip out Applejack's hair with my own two hands!

So what happens is that Babs Seed, a horrid bully pony, comes from Manehatten. She joins Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara in tormenting the CMC.

Honestly, I just wanted to give the CMC hugs. All the s**t they go through honestly makes me depressed.

After that, the CMC decides to stand up for themselves, and then applejack talks to them about how Babs Seed was bullied back in Manehatten.

Sorry, but that's a f****ng stupid justification of Babs Seed's bullying! That's like saying the guy who murdered your parents had his parents murdered kwa someone else! It's so freaking stupid!

Afterwards, the CMC apologizes to Babs Seed. Pardon me, but for WHAT?!! Babs Seed stalked, humiliated, and technically assaulted the CMC (spitting seeds) and now the victims have to forgive the bully. That's so stupid wewe have no idea...

But it's applejack who puts salt in my personal wounds for me. applejack tells the CMC that they should have told her first.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! That's the most re****ed thing I've ever heard! When I was bullied as a kid, I told my teacher, and she alisema "They were only teasing". Really? The kids who would beat me up where only teasing?! F**k Applejack! And f**k this episode too!

tailsfan111, akatsuki48 and 2 others like this

Windwakerguy430 Oh, I made a review of this episode once, as well as other poor episodes of MLP. There all called What's Your Take, which are, well, reviews. Still, great work here. I agree 100%

BlondLionEzel Thank You

Windwakerguy430 Your Welcome

Windwakerguy430 (BTW, I am also named Nick. Just a little fun fact :P)

Seanthehedgehog Hey windwaker, I just thought of a good idea for a what's your take article. Why don't you make a top ten favorite fan fiction list with fanfictions from this club?

Windwakerguy430 Huh... Good idea. Never really thought of that. It may take some time, but I think its a great idea

Edvine2 Do Spike At Your Serice next! That episode needs to be burned at the stake.

Canada24 My reviews are rants also...

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Blue Bolt- The new resident of Ponyville

posted by Dragon-88

Blue Bolt, the newest resident of Ponyville

Last story was halfway good, so this time I'm making it to where Blue Bolt's personality is fully revealed in this story. It all starts with Bolt arriving in Ponyville. He is new here, so he doesn't know much about the town au the residents. He is very shy, so he was nervous to talk to anyone. He thought his way of speech would make him appear weird. So he enters the house he was promised kwa some gppony, pony who had blue curled hair and wore red glasses. He doesn't know who she was, but he will learn soon!

Bolt: This is a nice house. Who was she anyways? I just hope the residents are nice...

It is daytime,...

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The last solstice - Chapter 14: Breaking the ice

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 14: Breaking the ice

Her first coherent thought was about Tartaros. Celestia believed she ended up there. She could even feel the heat. The snow white alicorn slowly opened her eyes, then she recognized a silhouette standing beside her bed. Her vision was still a bit blurry, but the figure looked familiar. Her face distorted in pain as she tried to move. She felt like the entire right side of her body was on fire. The gppony, pony reached out, removed the sheet from her chest and disappeared.

Celestia could not decide whether this was some weird dream au reality. Soon, the pony...

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The last solstice - Chapter 13: Inner demons - Part 2

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 13: Inner demons - Part 2

The Princess of the Sun circles around nervously. She’s like a snow white ghost haunting the rooms. Although it was several days ago, the encounter with Nocturnal Mirage has stirred up her soul. Laying eyes upon another gppony, pony after a decade was quite unsettling for Celestia.

“How could I have been so foolish?” the solar alicorn questioned herself angrily.

In the heat of the moment, she allowed the stallion to see what nopony should see. The marks of that fateful day… the marks of her failure.

Celestia gazed at her distorted reflection...

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Dirty Harry part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Half an saa later, Harry went to grab some lunch. There was place he always enjoyed going to called Dou Chebag's.

Harry: *enters restaurant*
Dou: Harry, how's it going?
Harry: Hello Mr. Chebag, how are you?
Dou: Wonderful. Would wewe like your usual?
Harry: I think I'll surprise wewe this time. Only chili today.
Dou: wewe got it. *looks out window* A lot of polution out there, it's not good.
Harry: No it isn't. Why can't we have clean streets for once?
Dou: We live in a town of crime.
Harry: Yeah *sees bank* I need wewe to make a call.
Dou: What for?
Harry: Tell the police that there's a bank robbery...

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Autobiography Chapter 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Chapter 5
Where I am now

Today, there are a lot of great people on here, but much of the people that started this fandom left. Most people are upset because of this, but I have a way on getting past those kind of situations. For me, all that matters is the people I get to hang out with, and the ones that I enjoy being with are

In Alphabetical order

Alinah09 - She has a bright personality, and is awesome at roleplay.
Applejackrocks1 - She's inspired me to do great things, and has become my best friend. She's nice to everyone, and everyone's nice to her.. au at least, everyone should be nice to...

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Autobiography chapter 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Chapter 3
New fan

By October 2012, I joined the fandom. It was wonderful with the music, and the fanfics (Though a few call it Fimfics I think) and I had to find a way to be a part of the group. I did. I had the great idea of combining Sonic The Hedgehog with My Little gppony, pony in a fanfic called Hedgehog In Ponyville. The main character was the one I created, and he accidentally ended up in Equestria while trying to avoid Dr. Robotnik, the main villian of the story. The first two parts were ametoa maoni on kwa a user named Epicskyrim54. He liked it, but I don't think he got a chance to read the rest...

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Autobiography chapter 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Chapter 2
Finding out

I first heard of My Little gppony, pony when I was 9. I didn't like it, but a few of my Marafiki (they were girls) made me play with them. I was embarrased at first, but I couldn't let them down. At that time I didn't know that the ponies my Marafiki were playing with, were scary G3 ponies. I didn't even know myself!

4 years later, I was watching Spongebob Squarepants when a commercial came on for a Princess Celestia toy. I was pissed off, and didn't even know about the bronies back then. Maybe they weren't even around yet. Perhaps they started being bronies toward the beginning of...

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CHAPTER 6

posted by Canada24

"Having re read keki currently.. I still found it as serprisingly inspiring as I use too.. Particalary kwa the writer. Honestly one of the most inspirating writers I've seen for these types of stories.. His descriptions.. Simply amazing. In fact. In this chapter, I'm trying use the same type of moods au whatever.."

CHAPTER 6:

When Twilight finally gained consciousness she found herself in a unnervingly dark room.

"Goodie, your awake" alisema a sudden, fairly deep voice. Witch sounded almost familiar to the young mare.

At that point, Twilight a shadowy figure within the dark, staring back her with...

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It's a mad mad mad mad world part 16

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Culpepper was hiding a floor above the group that wanted to take the money from him.

Spike: Where is he?
Shining Armor: He has to be around here somewhere.
Culpepper: *drops suitcase*
Sean: Upstairs!! *runs*
Culpepper: *goes up a floor*
others: *follow*

Culpepper kept running up the stairs. After going up 6 floors, Sam tried to grab him, but Lost his grip, and fell on the others.

Sean: Congrats! wewe let him get ahead!
Culpepper: *goes onto roof* Oh dear
others: There he is!!
Culpepper: *climbs down*
mayor: Due to idiots that like history, we can't smash this building.
ponies: Look up there!
mayor: HEY!!...

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The last solstice - Chapter 11: The windmills of her mind - Part 2

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 11: The windmills of her mind – Part 2

His first thought was to get the nyasi, nyasi kavu out of there, when he had the chance. It was an instinctive thought. He feared for his life. But, another part of him did not allow the luxury of backing out of this situation. Something was stronger than fear. Actually it’s two things. Compassion and hate. Nocturnal Mirage could not decide which one was zaidi powerful. The only thing he knew he must go after the Princess. And so he did.

Celestia has retreated to her bedroom and seemed she has completely forgotten the royal blue stallion. She...

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Tomorrow Always Dies part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Not far away from the stealth boat, a japanese freighter was sending supplies to South Korea. Things were going to be the same as it was in the awali attack, au were they?

Steve Jobs: I see the japanese boat.
Snails: Get the North Koreans notified about this.
Steve Jobs: The Japanese will try to attack, but we need that kombora, yamuua to hit Hong Kong, is it ready?
Snails: Press the magic button, and Hong Kong dissapears.
Steve Jobs: You've outlived your contract. *kills Snails*
Con: How dare you?!
Steve Jobs: It was snails, no one likes him, not even the bronies!
korean pony54: We have two airplanes...

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Tomorrow Always Dies part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After delivering the blueprints, Con was sent to a german military base in South Korea.

Fenix: Con, great to see wewe again
Con: Fenix, wewe can fucking walk! How's it been?
Fenix: Alright, but it was painful to get the leg on.
Con: At least wewe have one.
Fenix: So what do wewe want?
Con: I need to find out about a sunken ship in the sea of japan. Steve Jobs attacked it, but made it look like the North Koreans did the destruction
Fenix: I know how to get wewe there

6 dakika later, they were flying 4,500 feet above the water.

Fenix: Now what wewe want to do is cut the rope right when wewe hit the water....

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Tomorrow Always Dies part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con had to go to Las Pegasus where Steve Jobs was hosting a party for his "excellent" news

car: Srow down!
Con: I wish S told me about the car talking!
usher: *opens door*
Con: *hands over keys* Don't let her boss wewe around.

Con walked into the building. When he got there, he was greeted with loud music, and flashing lights.

Con: Now let's see what they have here.
Carrot Top: Con?
Con: Oh, hey. I haven't seen wewe in a while
Carrot Top: *slaps Con*
Con: I see now. Other then being gone for too long what have I done to you?
Carrot Top: wewe don't remember?
Con: That's why I asked.
Carrot Top: How about...

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Tomorrow Always Dies part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The famous spy of the Central Intelligence Of Equestria has returned!

The story begins at a Mexican airbase.

P: What do wewe see?
Con: Other then rain, and explosive weapons from communists?
P: Ach. zaidi serious then I thought.
S: Hang on, there's a gppony, pony there that looks familiar.
P: Yeah, isn't that Snails?
Con: I see him too.
Snails: Get all these weapons to our base in Las Pegasus as soon as possible!
Mexican pony98: Yes sir.
Con: We have to get rid of those weapons *shoots nuclear missile*
Moneybit: What the fuck is he doing?
P: His job.
mexicans: *shoot at Con*
Con: *kills three mexicans*
S: Con,...

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Dashing & Daring: London Burnouts part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

London race track

There would be four races in London. upinde wa mvua Dash would take the first one, Sean had the second, Daredevil would do the third, and the last race would belong to Nikki.

Felix: That upinde wa mvua mare is going down.
Russian pony87: wewe sure boss?
Felix: Yes I'm sure.
Sean: wewe can do this.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, I know.
Sean: Just saying. Good luck.
Rainbow Dash: *starts car*
Q.O.E: Let the race begin
racers: *drive*
Felix: *loads gun*
Rainbow Dash: *goes to 1st place*
Felix: I don't think so! *follows*
Sean: Hang on, that's Felix's car.
Daredevil: What do wewe mean?
Sean: That red Cobra!
Daredevil: Oh damnit!...

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Dashing & Daring: London Burnouts part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sean's new Canterlot Firebolt

It was a busy time on the highway from Ponyville to Fillydelphia. Another truck carrying drugs was in a hurry. It had to go to Filly as fast as possible, 100 miles an hour.

Sean: *driving Firebolt*
Nikki: *driving Wrestler*
Daredevil: *driving Supra*
Rainbow Dash: *driving Pegasus*

All four upgraded their cars, and Sean's Firebolt was new. Courtesy of the Canterlot car company.

Sean: Alright. Let's see what this baby can do! *goes 110*
Nikki: I can go faster then you! *Goes 120*
Daredevil: I'll go faster then both of you! *goes 130*
Rainbow Dash: wewe forgot about me *goes 140*
Sean: Ok. There's the...

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2 Dashing & 2 Daring part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Thomas' Flam Special

All four of our Heroes we're resting at the hideout. Nikki however, was remembering her first race four years ago. Before she had a Wrestler, her car was a Lightningbird.

DJ: *playing 50's rock*
Nikki: *upgrading transmission*
Thomas: Hey, that looks cool.
Nikki: Thanks. What do wewe have?
Thomas: See that Special over there?
Nikki: That car?
Thomas: Yeah. I'll take wewe on at the raceway if wewe want.
Nikki: Ok.

The two ponies got their car set up at the starting line.

Flag pony: wewe ready?
Nikki & Thomas: Ready!
Flag pony: 3... 2... 1... GO!!
Nikki: *floors it*
Thomas: *does burnout*
Nikki: *goes...

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2 Dashing & 2 Daring part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

On a highway leaving Ponyville there was a truck. It was carrying heroine, and was going 60 miles an hour. Suddenly three cars showed up behind it. Nikki, Sean, and Daredevil were chasing it.

Sean: Ok, remember the plan?
Daredevil: Yeah!
Nikki: We stop the trucks, and get the drugs.
Sean: Perfect. wewe two get alongside it, I'll get infront. *goes faster*
Nikki: I have the left side
Daredevil: Right.
Sean: *gets in front of truck* wewe in position?
Nikki & Daredevil: Yeah!
Sean: Then here we go *slows down*
trucker: *honks horn*
Sean: Now this is where upinde wa mvua Dash comes in. wewe hear me Dash?
Rainbow...

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The Adventures of Bayonetta 2

posted by mariofan14

It was a rainy siku in the town of Ponyville on a Saturday. Nobody wanted to go outside during a rainy siku because they thought they would be afflicted kwa a little bit of gloom. But then, there was a splash in a little puddle. Someone was walking someplace. But who? Let's follow that particular pony, shall we?

This gppony, pony was making its way towards Sweet apple Acres, but for what reason? To buy some apples? Maybe, but this wasn't really the case. Anyways, the gppony, pony knocked on the door in front of the house. Granny Smith opened it up, saying, "How can ah haylp ya?" "I've come for apple Bloom," the...

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License To Murder part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Warning, this has a extremely intense car chase. If wewe don't like intense action then do not read

Russians: *driving trucks*
Con: *driving behind them*
Russian trucker1: Who is that pony?
Sanchez: Attention, Con Mane has stolen one of our trucks. Stop him at all costs!
Russian trucker 1: I see him! *slows down*
Russian pony45: *driving bus*
Russian pony89: Stop!
Russian pony45: *stops* Get the rocket launchers, they're in the trunk.
Russian pony89: *grabs rocket launcher*
Russian trucker 1: *rams Con*
Con: *rams trucker*
Citizen 8975: *spins off road*
Con: *rams truck into canyon*
Construction worker:...