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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Rain got back to the storm drains, and saw six army trucks inaonyesha up inayofuata to the two muscle cars.

Ice Cube: *Looking in rearview mirror* Wait a minute. There's only supposed to be three here. Why are there six?
Sally: Seems like Ice Cube noticed something wrong.
Con: What?
Sally: There's six trucks, but only three were supposed to onyesha up.
Con: Maybe ISIS wanted zaidi weapons.
Truck Drivers: *Stop their trucks*
Ice Cube: Yo, why do wewe have six trucks? There's only supposed to be three.
Truck Driver: We have the three original trucks, but the other three have those prisoners wewe got. They made an attempt to escape.
Alicorns: *Opening back door of truck*
Truck Driver: And here was the ring leader.
Alicorns: *Drag Fenix out of the truck*
Con: (Fenix Lighter)
Rain: *Lands inayofuata to Con, and winks to him*
Con: *Knods his head yes* hujambo Sally.
Sally: Yeah?
Con: *Pushes Sally out of car, gets in driver's seat, and starts driving*
Ice Cube: *Confused* Wuh?
Con: *Turns around, and stops near Fenix*
Fenix: *Gets in*
Con: *Drives away*
Ice Cube: Come on Sally, wewe get in my car. Rain, wewe get in one of them trucks.
Rain: Right away. *Gets in truck* How are wewe doing?
Alicorns: Excellent.
Alicorn Truck Drivers: *Driving trucks*

Song: link

Con: *Driving out of the storm drains*
Ice Cube: *Follows Con*
Con: *Turns left onto a bridge*
Ice Cube: *Drifts left*
Con: *Passing cars*
Ice Cube: *Passing cars*
Sally: *Grabs gun*
Fenix: *Grabs gun*

They both shot at each other, but their bullets kept hitting each other.

Con: *Passing tow truck*
Tow Truck Driver: *Stops, and drops car*
Ice Cube: *Avoids car*
Con: *Turns left on an intersection*
Ice Cube: *Also turns left*
Con: *Does a U turn, and passes Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: *Spins out of control*
Con: *Turns right onto the bridge*
Ice Cube: *Drives onto bridge*
Con: *Gets to intersection, and turns right*
Ice Cube: *Nearly loses control, but turns right*
Con: *Passing a dumptruck*
Ice Cube: *Passes dumptruck*
Con: *Continues driving*
Ice Cube: *Catching up*
Fenix: *Shoots headlight on Ice Cube's car*
Sally: *Shooting at Con's car, but misses*
Ice Cube: *About to ram the back of Con's car*
Con: *Drifts to the left*
Ice Cube: *Almost hits Con's car, and also turns left*
Con: *Turns right*
Ice Cube: *Turns right*
Con: *Sees sign for Vincent Thomas Bridge*
Ice Cube: *Follows Con*
Con: *Passes a car*
gppony, pony Driver: *Honks horn, and gets onto the side of the road*
Ice Cube: *Follows Con*
Con: *Gets onto entrance for Vincent Thomas Bridge*
Ice Cube: *Follows Con*
Sally: *Shoots the right rear view mirror off of Con's car*
Fenix: *Shoots Sally*
Sally: *Drops gun on floor*
Con: *Passing two cars*
gppony, pony Drivers: *Getting their cars close together*
Ice Cube: *Drives around the cars*
Con: *Looking in rearview mirror*
Ice Cube: *Using X ray vision in her car to find gun. As she finds it, she uses magic to bring the gun towards her*
Con: *Pushes a smart car out of the way*
gppony, pony Driver: *Flips his smart car onto it's side*
Ice Cube: *Pushes the smart car out of the way*
Con: *Going 150 miles an hour*
Ice Cube: *Going 160, and is getting close*
Fenix: *Shoots another car*
gppony, pony Driver: *Gets in Ice Cube's way*
Ice Cube: *Drives around car that got in her way*
Con: *Passes a biker*
Biker Pony: *Gets onto side of road with motorcycle*
Ice Cube: *Passes Biker, and gets really close to Con's back side*
Con: *Gets onto middle section of road*
Ice Cube: *Getting inayofuata to Con, and sees Fenix with his gun. She decides to slow down a little bit, and is behind Con*
Con: *Continues driving*
Ice Cube: *Follows Con*

Meanwhile with the army truck convoy.

Rain: *Sitting with alicorns*
Alicorns: *Sitting, and holding guns*
Rain: I think we should check the weapon boxes, just to make sure we have everything.
Alicorn 141: If wewe insist.
Rain: *Opens box, and grabs an AK74* Beautiful. We are sending ISIS good weapons here. *Shoots all of the alicorns in the truck she is in*

All six trucks stopped.

Rain: *Uses a spell to turn invisible, and grabs a bomb. She plants it in the box, and sets it to go off in 60 seconds*
Alicorns: *Searching for Rain*
Alicorn 274: Who are we looking for?
Alicorn 625: I don't know man.
Alicorn 234: *Hears a ticking noise*
Rain: *Gets to sekunde truck* Get out, and run away, but don't make a sound.
Ponies that aren't alicorns: *Quietly escaping*
Rain: *Goes to the fourth truck*
Alicorn 835: wewe three get back to the second, fourth, and sixth truck. Make sure none of those prisoners escape.
Rain: *In fourth truck* Coast is clear. Go home.
Ponies that aren't alicorns: *Quietly escaping*
Rain: *Goes to sixth truck*
Alicorn 274: *Looks at sekunde truck*
Rain: *Puts silencer on her gun*
Alicorn 274: *Notices that the prisoners are gone* Hey!
Rain: *Shoots Alicorn 274*
Ponies that aren't alicorns: What was that?
Alicorn Guard: None of your business, so shut up.
Rain: *Shoots alicorn* Go home.
Ponies that aren't alicorns: *Quietly escaping*
Rain: *Becomes visible again, and flies towards a pillar on a bridge* And..

Suddenly, an explosion occurred. It was the bomb from the sekunde truck, and the explosion caused the other trucks to blow up.

Rain: ...There goes the dynamite.

Back to the car chase, Con, and Ice Cube were on a highway surrounded kwa dirt hills.

Con: *Driving 170 miles an hour*
Ice Cube: *Slip streaming from Con's car, and is doing 181 miles an hour*
Con: *Gets to right lane in highway*
Ice Cube: *In middle lane*
Con: *Has his car inayofuata to Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: *Loading gun*
Con: *Rams Ice Cube's car*
Ice Cube: *Nearly hits another car*
Con: *Rams into the door on Ice Cube's car*

The door opened, and Sally fell out.

Ice Cube: *Ramming Con's car*

The door fell off, but some wires from Ice Cube's car prevented it from hitting the road. A couple of the wires are also stuck on Con's rearview mirror.

Con: *Tries to turn right*
Ice Cube: *Tries to turn left*
Con: *Hits Ice Cube's car*
Ice Cube: *Shoots window on Con's car*
Con: *Rams Ice Cube's car*
Ice Cube: *Drops gun out window*

They were getting towards a tanker, and Con had Ice Cube's car heading straight towards it.

Con: *Shoots wires from Ice Cube's car, and drives right*
Ice Cube: Wha- *Sees oil tanker* AAAAHHHHHHH!!! *Crashes into oil tanker*

Suddenly, an explosion occurred. It caused many zaidi explosions from other cars.

Con: *Stops car on dirt*
Fenix: *Watching explosions*
Ice Cube: *Burning to death*

Song: link

Con, Fenix, and Rain were sent back to Canterlot to meet up with Pinkie Pie.

Pinkie Pie: *Hearing the song on her radio*
Con: *Standing in front of her with Fenix, and Rain*
Pinkie Pie: *Turns off radio* Goddamnit. I thought wewe wouldn't be obsessed with killing others after I left you.
Con: It was just an accident P. Fenix was with me, and we had Ice Cube getting her car stuck onto ours.
Pinkie Pie: How?
Fenix: He rammed into Ice Cube's car into a certain spot which caused the door to open. She rammed us shortly after that, then all of a sudden, these wires got stuck onto a part of Con's car.
Con: I shot them off, and continued trying to chase her. I wasn't trying to have Ice Cube killed. Besides, wewe never alisema wewe wanted her alive.
Pinkie Pie: Oh. Well then it's not your fault.
Con: Hey, we're glad to have wewe back with us P.
Pinkie Pie: Danke. It is great to be back.

The End
posted by applejackrocks1
Back to the story.....


Brawny: Applejack, wewe stay here. I'll go get some money out of the bank. *swims off*
Applejack: *looks around* My, My...
*Suddenly, 3 other merponies swam to AJ, surrounding her*

MP1: I see that your a new loser here *laughs*
Applejack: Loser?!? Have ya looked into a mirror?!
All: Oooooo
MP2: Wait a sekunde girls! She's not one of us! She's an earth Pony!
Applejack: *sneezes*
MP3: *laughs* I see that your sick...It's better to let wewe go with the flow, shall we?
Applejack: What? *coughs*
MP1: We don't want wewe to die with pain, Sugarlame.
Applejack: *is weak* Please...Just leave...
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They looked everywhere for Felix after the race, but Sean, Daredevil, and Nikki could not find him.

Sean: Where do wewe think he went?
Nikki: Did he go to Russia?
Daredevil: No, theres two zaidi races left. He couldn't have gone back to Russia.
Sean: I'd be surprised if he did.
Daredevil: Yeah, well we'll find out soon. But now we have to make some money.

I think wewe all know what they're doing. Chasing a truck with drugs? WRONG! They were chasing a truck with money. Of course it was euros, and pounds, but they'd buy zaidi stuff then a U.S dollar bill.

Sean: Without upinde wa mvua Dash, Daredevil will have...
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All four of the main characters went to London. When they got on the boat, they were met kwa other racers.

Mexican: Hey. Do wewe know how long it'll take for us to get into England?
Sean: Don't know, don't care. Just sit back, and relax.
Felix: *waxing car*

About 3 hours later, we got to the docks. Ponies were excited to see the arriving contestants.

british ponies: *taking pictures*
mexican: No! No taking photograph!
Sean: It's a good thing.
mexican: It is? Ok then.
Queen of england: Welcome everypony! I am so glad all of wewe could make it.
Felix: Thanks. *inflating tires*
Q.O.E: wewe all will stay...
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The last solstice

Chapter 5: Those purple eyes


Nocturnal Mirage is startled from his sleep kwa a sharp clashing sound.

“What?!” the dark blue stallion sits up in his kitanda rapidly.

He looks around in the large room. It takes him a few sekunde to realize where he is. Oh, that’s right… you’re here again… he acknowledges. There’s an opened book on his belly. He fell asleep kusoma it.

The sound of breaking glass brings him back to reality completely. Mirage shakes his head and puts the book aside. He hears it again. Glass clashing against marble.

“Gosh darn it! The third night in a row!”...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
The last solstice

Chapter 3: Solitude


Luna was right.

I was right too! Mirage thinks.

The Moon goddess alisema that her sister will probably greet her new guard in the form of a letter. And Mirage suspected that the alicorn of the Sun was listening. The cobalt stallion smirked. He imagined the picture. The all mighty Celestia, the ruler of Equestria nestles up to the door very closely. Probably with an anxious look on her face, for she worries because her calm loneliness is disturbed.

“Ha!” Mirage exclaims loudly, as the picture he imagined fills up his soul with luscious pleasure for a moment....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The two spies went on until they reached the space ships.

Twilight: Man we found the spaceships.
Con: Hey, look over there.
Twilight: They have a map of the cities they're attacking.
Con: San Fran, Tokyo, and Hong Kong.
Twilight: Man if we're to stop those rockets from hitting them cities we have to get on the ship. I have a plan. *teleports them onto ship*
Con: Perfect. We just need to get in disguise now.
Twilight: Right *gets disguise*
Con: *stares at Twilight's ass*
Twilight: May I help you?
Con: wewe already are *gets in disguise*
Twilight: *gets in disguise* We need to kill everypony in this...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
 Steven
Steven
1 mwaka later... Vinyl has been killed and... Dan too... soo... yea...
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ACT |||
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Era End Coming...

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FireDash - I gonna buy bannananana... what?
NightFire - CAN wewe SHUT UP!
TearDrop - brother... wewe gonna buy juisi for me
NightFire - of course
FireDash - banana... banana... banananana
NightFire - uhhh...
Mare - HELP HELP!
FireDash - huh?
Mare - Undead UNDEAD!
GoldenHorn - HAHAHA IM ALAIVE
NightFire - 0_0
FireDash - bananana wait... OH MY GOD!
NightFire - Hide Behaind Me TearDrop!
GEA Soldier - GO GO GO!!!! *shoot*
GoldenHorn - *teleport*
GEA Soldier...
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Twilight, and Pinkie Pie returned to the Ponyville safehouse.

Dan: Where have wewe two been?
Twilight: Man I just took over some businesses, with help from Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: She knows what to do now.
Dan: Excellent. The Las Pegasus mob says that they will try to attack our safehouse. We gotta prevent them from doing that.
Twilight: No problem.

The Las Pegasus mob soon arrived.

Sean: They're here!!
Twilight: *grabs grease gun* Let's do this.
L.P. ponies: Dan, have your mafia surrender!
Dan: Howabout wewe screw yourselves?
L.P. ponies: Wrong answer! *fire guns at Dan*
Dan: Wrong songesha *grabs molotov*...
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applejack & Rarity went on to rob the bank.

Rarity: *grabs gun*
Applejack: Not yet! Ya have to wait until you're inside the bank!
Rarity: How about this? *makes gun disappear*
Applejack: Now ya have no gun.
Rarity: Oh yes I do, but it's invisible.
Applejack: Alright, let's just rob this bank.
guard: Hello ladies.
Rarity: *shoots guard*
Applejack: *kills other guards*
Rarity: I'm gonna open that vault. *magically opens vault*
Applejack: What are ya'll staring at? A southern gppony, pony working with someone british?
normal pony: Uuhhh
Applejack: *kills normal pony*
Rarity: Got the money let's go!
Applejack:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con & Hattan were taking 20 paces, and then it happened.

Con: *fires gun* Where did Hattan go?
Sneak Peak: She forgot ammo for her gun. You'll have to continue the duel with her that way.
Con: Why didn't wewe tell me?
Sneak Peak: wewe were concentrating very well, and I didn't wanna disturb that.
Con: wewe know, I've never killed a midget before. But there's a first time for everything.
Sneak Peak: I'm offended.
Con: Good. *walks inside*
Sneak Peak: *runs to control room*
Con: *looks around* What kind of a place is this?
Sneak Peak: It's a funhouse. Me & Ms. Scaramanga worked on it together!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 The Golden gun
The Golden gun
The first Con Mane story to have OC's that aren't mine. Let's begin on a tropical island 8 miles from Hong Kong.

Hattan: *sunbathing* Sneak Peak, can wewe check the main entrance?
S.P: Right away Ms. Scaramanga.
business pony: Are wewe Hattan Scaramanga?
Sneak Peak: No, I'm her assisstant.
business pony: Where is she?
Sneak Peak: Go in that way.
business pony: *enters room* Hattan Scaramanga.
Hattan: Hi. I just realised wewe have your gun, and I don't have mine.
business pony: That's too bad. *shoots gun*
Hattan: *dodges bullet*
S.P: *turns off lights*
business pony: Where are you? onyesha yourself!
Hattan:...
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At school, in lunch, Cadence sitting alone....


Cadence: *thinking* Maybe...I'm wrong..maybe she is nice... M-
Celestia: hujambo Cadence: *sits* Ready for P.E.?
Cadence: I sure am!
Luna: Me too!!! Me too!!!
Discord: hurry up mares! We're gonna be late for P.E.! (Flies to gym)

At last, when the class arrived to the gym....


Coach: Okay class, today, we are playing....DODGEBALL!!!!!!!
All: *sigh*
Coach: Okay, Discord, Chrysalis, and Shining Armor, your a team. Cadence, Celestia, Luna, and Sombra, your the other. Let the dodgeball game...BEGIN!

Celestia: *throws ball at Discord, but misses*
Discord: *throws ball...
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applejack & Rarity hid the gun in the bathroom, and talked to Dan on the phone.

Rarity: They should be there in a minute.
Dan: I see a continental, is that them?
Applejack: If it's got Nickel Lesscage then that's the one.
Dan: He's not in there, but his crappy sidekick is.
Applejack: Alright, well kill him.
Dan: With pleasure, but I gotta go now.
Manehattan pony23: Dan, so good to see you.
Dan: Yes, but where's Nickel?
Manehattan pony23: Unfortunately he couldn't make it, so he sent his sekunde highest ranked gppony, pony to be here.
2nd pony: That's me.
Dan: I see. Let's grab some dinner.
Manehattan...
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applejack past the rest of the siku with her friends. And Applebloom past the whole siku with Scootaloo and Sweetie Bell. It was getting dark. A tear rolled down her face as she alisema goodbye to her friends, so did AB. AJ and AB went back nyumbani to pack.

AJ: Ya'll ready Big Macintosh?
BM: Eeyup.
AJ: And ya'll AB?
AB: Eeyup...
Granny smith: We're all ready.
AJ: .....guess...its time to go...
All: *nods*

They all went to the train station tierd. Finally, when they were all in their seats, Applebloom started to cry a bit. Her sister hugged her tightly.

AB: Ah dont wanna leave...
AJ: Ah dont wanna leave either....But...
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posted by fefe2002
My little gppony, pony what is friendship is a series like my little gppony, pony friendship is magic its about a gppony, pony named bubble gum and she has so many Marafiki and she always party's so she wanted to learn something new that she never bothered to learn it was friendship.Also if she knew how to deal with Marafiki she still likes to learn zaidi about friendship.However she likes to give zaidi happiness to her Marafiki than she has ever done.




and that's my new series so if wewe want zaidi information just post on my ukuta the maswali wewe want to ask me :)
posted by mariofan14
It was a glorious siku in the town of Ponyville. Everyone started to get up and go do their errands, even Princess Twilight Sparkle, who didn't leave her friends. She went to visit some ponies to greet them, chat, and then go to her friends. All the colts and fillies were too getting up, but it was for school. Why don't we go to the house of the family of Diamond Tiara, shall we? Even though her family was rich, their house seemed quaint and small. But it looked a little like a mansion on the inside. (Filler: Do not be fooled kwa common place appearances. It isn't what's on the outside, but what...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pinkie was sleeping until she heard a horn. She thought it was the trucker, but it was a train passing kwa her.

Pinkie Pie: *laughs* Thank goodness.

She watched the train, and when it passed she drove off. Then she saw the big rig.

Pinkie Pie: Oh boy.
Trucker: *reving big rig*
Pinkie Pie: *drives toward trucker*
Trucker: *blocks road*
Pinkie Pie: *stops*

Pinkie then went in reverse off the road. She got out of her car, and stopped two ponies driving on the road

Pony 1: What is it ma'am?
Pinkie Pie: The gppony, pony in that big rig is trying to kill me. I need your help!
Pony 2: This mare is crazy.
Pony 1:...
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(There will be OC ponies in this story. There's Cotton Swirls kwa MLPFiMFan765, Nikki West kwa applejackrocks, Peppermint kwa DisneyFan333, Score Heights kwa Quillabex, Sugar wingu kwa misscrazel, and Cakey Cake kwa yours truly. I hope wewe all enjoy this.)

It was a great siku in Trottingham, where everyone was going about doing their business as most other ponies would. But for these ponies, it would be different. wewe see, the cake making alicorn, Cakey Cake, has invited some Marafiki over for a cake project that would be shown at a cake onyesha against many other bakers, including Mr. and Mrs. Cake. She...
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Everyone has stop movieng from scare
King of Shadow Ponies - Dan...
Alicorn - Me?
King of Shadow Ponies - Yes Dan wewe stupid like always hahaha... wait... what the fuck wewe do there
Dan - I here to defend wewe from destroying...
Twilight - Equestia
Dan - ... Equestria
King of Shadow Ponies - ummm... shit....
Dan - what little brother do I scare you
King of Shadow Ponies - no... wewe just... uh how to say... my family
Dan - WHEN wewe KILL ALL OF OUR FAMILY IT NOT STOP YOU!!!!
King of Shadow Ponies - oh damn it he remember
Dan - I know now all... mom ... dad... sister and little brother... AND YOU!
King of Shadow...
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The fight for Canterlot is getting intense. Griffons are outnumbering us, but we won't go down without a fight.

Sean: applejack watch our six. *shoots machine gun at griffons*
Applejack: They're all over the place!
Pinkie Pie: I need zaidi ammo!
Sean: Just take my gun I got another one.
griffons: STOP! We have wewe surronded. Ok hedgehog, take us to San Franciscolt.
Sean: And why should I?
griffon: TAKE US TO SAN FRANCISCOLT!
Sean: Chaos Control

Little did the griffons know that we ended up in a different place then they were looking for.

griffon: Cut the unicorns horns.
other griffons: *cut off Twilight,...
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