Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Marafiki live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: hujambo everypony.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: Remember in the awali episode how wewe alisema we might get killed kwa assassins working for Warner Brothers?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Yes.
Tom: Well that happened to me.
Master Sword: Okay. How are wewe still alive?
Tom: Now wait a minute. Did I say that I died? No! wewe have to listen man.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: *Confused* Weird, but whatever. Today's crossover parody is The Derpy Files.
Tom: Featuring Derpy taking Jim Rockford's role in the T.V show, The Rockford Files. Be prepared for some strange maswali if wewe get caught, au arrested.
Audience: *Laughing*
Somewhere at Derpy's trailer home, a phone starts to ring, and it goes to voicemail.
Derpy: This is Derpy Hooves. At the tone, leave your name, and message. I'll get back to you.
Unknown Pony: How in the world did wewe become a detective? You're too retarded, your eyesight is bad, and the only thing wewe give a damn about are muffins!
The Derpy Files
Starring Derpy Hooves as herself
Heartsong as Suzanne Hooves
Saten Twist as Tom Selleck
Mortomis as Officer McManis
Sophie Shimmer as Bail O' Cotton
Derpy was in the middle of chasing Bail O' Cotton. She was responsible for kidnapping a famous pony.
Bail: *Driving on a bridge*
Derpy: *Following Bail*
The green screen behind Derpy's car made it look like she was going forward, then backwards.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bail: *Drifts left*
Derpy: *Goes left*
Bail: She's catching up. I must go faster!
The green screen behind Bail's car made it look like she was going slower.
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: *About to ram the back of Bail's car*
Bail: *Goes right*
Derpy: *Looking at green screen* Why is it making me go sideways?
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: Okay, cut!
TV Ponies: *Turning off equipment, and turning lights on*
Derpy: Something is wrong with the green screen.
Bail: You're crosseyed! How did wewe figure that out?
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: I just did.
Tom: Hey! Can someone let me out of this car's trunk? Its smells like rotten samaki in here.
Derpy: Um, sorry. We're still producing here! wewe gotta wait another five minutes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: No I don't. I heard wewe talking about the green screen not working, and now we're not doing anything. Let me out!
Bail: No.
Tom: And I thought I got bad abuse in Celebrity Jeopardy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy got to her house when she saw a police car.
Derpy: *Confused* Either my eyesight is getting better, au I'm just a crazy idiot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: *Opens door to house* Mom?
Suzanne: In here Sweetheart.
Derpy: *Arrives* What are wewe doing with the police?
Officer McManis: I'm sorry ma'am, but your mother has been accused of murder. I'm taking her downtown.
Derpy: Oh! I like downtown. Can I come with you?
Audience: *Laughing*
Suzanne: Not that downtown Derpy!
Derpy: hujambo wait a minute. I'm a detective! I can prove that my mom has been framed, because she would never murder anypony.
Suzanne: Forget it.
Derpy: *Forgot about what her mom just said* Forget about what?
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
Opening credits are on the inayofuata part of this episode.
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: hujambo everypony.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: Remember in the awali episode how wewe alisema we might get killed kwa assassins working for Warner Brothers?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Yes.
Tom: Well that happened to me.
Master Sword: Okay. How are wewe still alive?
Tom: Now wait a minute. Did I say that I died? No! wewe have to listen man.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: *Confused* Weird, but whatever. Today's crossover parody is The Derpy Files.
Tom: Featuring Derpy taking Jim Rockford's role in the T.V show, The Rockford Files. Be prepared for some strange maswali if wewe get caught, au arrested.
Audience: *Laughing*
Somewhere at Derpy's trailer home, a phone starts to ring, and it goes to voicemail.
Derpy: This is Derpy Hooves. At the tone, leave your name, and message. I'll get back to you.
Unknown Pony: How in the world did wewe become a detective? You're too retarded, your eyesight is bad, and the only thing wewe give a damn about are muffins!
The Derpy Files
Starring Derpy Hooves as herself
Heartsong as Suzanne Hooves
Saten Twist as Tom Selleck
Mortomis as Officer McManis
Sophie Shimmer as Bail O' Cotton
Derpy was in the middle of chasing Bail O' Cotton. She was responsible for kidnapping a famous pony.
Bail: *Driving on a bridge*
Derpy: *Following Bail*
The green screen behind Derpy's car made it look like she was going forward, then backwards.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bail: *Drifts left*
Derpy: *Goes left*
Bail: She's catching up. I must go faster!
The green screen behind Bail's car made it look like she was going slower.
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: *About to ram the back of Bail's car*
Bail: *Goes right*
Derpy: *Looking at green screen* Why is it making me go sideways?
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: Okay, cut!
TV Ponies: *Turning off equipment, and turning lights on*
Derpy: Something is wrong with the green screen.
Bail: You're crosseyed! How did wewe figure that out?
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: I just did.
Tom: Hey! Can someone let me out of this car's trunk? Its smells like rotten samaki in here.
Derpy: Um, sorry. We're still producing here! wewe gotta wait another five minutes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: No I don't. I heard wewe talking about the green screen not working, and now we're not doing anything. Let me out!
Bail: No.
Tom: And I thought I got bad abuse in Celebrity Jeopardy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy got to her house when she saw a police car.
Derpy: *Confused* Either my eyesight is getting better, au I'm just a crazy idiot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: *Opens door to house* Mom?
Suzanne: In here Sweetheart.
Derpy: *Arrives* What are wewe doing with the police?
Officer McManis: I'm sorry ma'am, but your mother has been accused of murder. I'm taking her downtown.
Derpy: Oh! I like downtown. Can I come with you?
Audience: *Laughing*
Suzanne: Not that downtown Derpy!
Derpy: hujambo wait a minute. I'm a detective! I can prove that my mom has been framed, because she would never murder anypony.
Suzanne: Forget it.
Derpy: *Forgot about what her mom just said* Forget about what?
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
Opening credits are on the inayofuata part of this episode.
So I've decided to do a review series cause I'm bored. i'm going to start with 2Snacks' Two Best Sisters Play series. lets start with Assassin's Creed Brotherhood. It's about one the sisters convincing the other to climb a building to get an achievement that doesn't exist(i played it enough to know that it doesn't). There's not alot of uhuishaji but it's still pretty funny with the chanzo material it's from. I'm going to skip to portal because to do all of them would be pretty boring. Portal is the most comedic because it doesn't have alot of gameplay and the way the sisters are portrayed is hilarious. Although the part with GMod is weird. All in all i give it 4 banana, ndizi outta 5
Well this was the first Let's B*tch About stuff
I don't know if you'll like but i tried my best.
Well this was the first Let's B*tch About stuff
I don't know if you'll like but i tried my best.