punda punda Inn
Audience: *Laughing*
Starring upinde wa mvua Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
Idea for this skit kwa Purrloinedlove.
Mercury was sitting with Marisa at a table.
Mercury: I've been looking mbele to this for a long time Ms. Sayers.
Marisa: Me too.
Mercury: It's about time we got in kitanda together.
Marisa: I agree.
Mercury: And once we get in bed, I'm gonna roast marshmallows, sing campfire songs, and play parcheesi with you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: I know. I'm really looking mbele to our camping trip.
Audience: *Clapping*
Lloyd: *Walks over to Mercury*
Marisa: Wait your turn Lloyd.
Lloyd: I came here to get a job from Mercury. I have plenty of time to do the "other" thing here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Alright. This job I have for wewe maybe confusing.
Lloyd: Surprise me.
Mercury: There's this gppony, pony that has a destroyed house. He prefers to live in it the way it is. Broken windows, chipping paint, and no electricity for watching television.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: wewe have just surprised me, and I am confused.
Mercury: That's why I'm the best boss around.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd went down into Compton where the gppony, pony living in the destroyed house was located. Some workers were trying to repair the house, but they were getting shot at kwa the gppony, pony living in the damaged house. He was using an UMP45 SMG.
House Pony: I don't want anypony to repair my house! I am Mr. Fail, and I will not succeed at anything!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: Then let's see if wewe can fail at life. *Aiming bunduki at Mr. Fail*
Workers: Sir, please let us fix your house.
Mr. Fail: *Shoots zaidi workers* I will fail at having my house fixed!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: *Pulls trigger*
Mr. Fail: *Gets shot*
Lloyd got away before anypony could see him with the gun.
Back at the punda punda Inn.
Marisa: I know we've been planning this for a long time, but I have to cancel our camping trip.
George: What?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Your boss Mercury gave me a better deal. I'm sorry, but I could give wewe a private onyesha for free.
George: Fine kwa me. What are we watching?
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: *Walks towards Mercury* Mr. Fail has been assassinated.
Mercury: Excellent. Here's 20 grand. Make it last.
Lloyd: *Takes money* I appreciate it sir. Thank you.
2 B Continued
Audience: *Laughing*
Starring upinde wa mvua Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
Idea for this skit kwa Purrloinedlove.
Mercury was sitting with Marisa at a table.
Mercury: I've been looking mbele to this for a long time Ms. Sayers.
Marisa: Me too.
Mercury: It's about time we got in kitanda together.
Marisa: I agree.
Mercury: And once we get in bed, I'm gonna roast marshmallows, sing campfire songs, and play parcheesi with you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: I know. I'm really looking mbele to our camping trip.
Audience: *Clapping*
Lloyd: *Walks over to Mercury*
Marisa: Wait your turn Lloyd.
Lloyd: I came here to get a job from Mercury. I have plenty of time to do the "other" thing here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Alright. This job I have for wewe maybe confusing.
Lloyd: Surprise me.
Mercury: There's this gppony, pony that has a destroyed house. He prefers to live in it the way it is. Broken windows, chipping paint, and no electricity for watching television.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: wewe have just surprised me, and I am confused.
Mercury: That's why I'm the best boss around.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd went down into Compton where the gppony, pony living in the destroyed house was located. Some workers were trying to repair the house, but they were getting shot at kwa the gppony, pony living in the damaged house. He was using an UMP45 SMG.
House Pony: I don't want anypony to repair my house! I am Mr. Fail, and I will not succeed at anything!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: Then let's see if wewe can fail at life. *Aiming bunduki at Mr. Fail*
Workers: Sir, please let us fix your house.
Mr. Fail: *Shoots zaidi workers* I will fail at having my house fixed!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: *Pulls trigger*
Mr. Fail: *Gets shot*
Lloyd got away before anypony could see him with the gun.
Back at the punda punda Inn.
Marisa: I know we've been planning this for a long time, but I have to cancel our camping trip.
George: What?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Your boss Mercury gave me a better deal. I'm sorry, but I could give wewe a private onyesha for free.
George: Fine kwa me. What are we watching?
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: *Walks towards Mercury* Mr. Fail has been assassinated.
Mercury: Excellent. Here's 20 grand. Make it last.
Lloyd: *Takes money* I appreciate it sir. Thank you.
2 B Continued
Thumbs up for title screen
once the letter got to the princesses....(i call her PC)
PC:oh no....TAKE ME TO PONYVILL NOW!!!
(now in ponyvill) RAINdrop:princesses? please please dont hert me iv done nothing wrong
PC:oh well im just making a stop by
raindrop:oh do wewe want to see dashy
PC:yes yes i wish to see the one wewe call dashy?????
raindrop: ok (later)
rian bow:oh PC its soo nice to see you(leans head to raindrop)
PC: yes i know
raindrop: know what
dash:hey sis can wewe go get this stuff for me
drop:ok dashy
PC:get the oters i have to talk to my sister(on the phone) PC:sister how could wewe let her go PL: let who go? PC: RAINDROP PL:that was her?! i thought it was just a normal gppony, pony not her im soo very sorry how can i help? PC: come to ponyvill we need all the help we can get...
PC:oh no....TAKE ME TO PONYVILL NOW!!!
(now in ponyvill) RAINdrop:princesses? please please dont hert me iv done nothing wrong
PC:oh well im just making a stop by
raindrop:oh do wewe want to see dashy
PC:yes yes i wish to see the one wewe call dashy?????
raindrop: ok (later)
rian bow:oh PC its soo nice to see you(leans head to raindrop)
PC: yes i know
raindrop: know what
dash:hey sis can wewe go get this stuff for me
drop:ok dashy
PC:get the oters i have to talk to my sister(on the phone) PC:sister how could wewe let her go PL: let who go? PC: RAINDROP PL:that was her?! i thought it was just a normal gppony, pony not her im soo very sorry how can i help? PC: come to ponyvill we need all the help we can get...
Nikki as a dog
1.Derpy Hooves
2.FlufflePuff
3.Luna And Nightmare Moon
4.Chrysalis
5.Fluttershy and Dashie
6.CMC
7.BrayBurn
8.Big Mac
9.Celestia
10.TroubleShoes
Reasons:
1.Her eyes are cute and her voice is adorable.
2.She's always cheerful and loves blowing raspberries.
3.I upendo the nighttime and the stars.
4.Shes an amazing villain.
5.Fluttershy because I upendo animals. Dashie because I upendo her determination.
6.They kept trying until they got their cutie marks.
7.Hes funny.
8.Hes a good brother.
9.shes smart.
10.Hes funny and kind.
2.FlufflePuff
3.Luna And Nightmare Moon
4.Chrysalis
5.Fluttershy and Dashie
6.CMC
7.BrayBurn
8.Big Mac
9.Celestia
10.TroubleShoes
Reasons:
1.Her eyes are cute and her voice is adorable.
2.She's always cheerful and loves blowing raspberries.
3.I upendo the nighttime and the stars.
4.Shes an amazing villain.
5.Fluttershy because I upendo animals. Dashie because I upendo her determination.
6.They kept trying until they got their cutie marks.
7.Hes funny.
8.Hes a good brother.
9.shes smart.
10.Hes funny and kind.
