Ralphie: *Sitting at table*
Dad: *Walking into the house*
Dogs: *Following Dad*
Dad: No, get out of here!
Dogs: *Run away*
Dad: *Mumbling about his car, and goes into the kitchen* That hot damn Foals froze up again.
Some ponies are baptists. Others Catholic. My father was a Foalsmobile Stallion.
Dad: *Filling big pitcher with hot water* That son of a bitch, kahaba would freeze up during summer, on the middle of the Equator!
Mother: Little pitcher.
Dad: Thanks honey. *Hears noise* Shh. *Turns off water*
Our furnace started to break down again. kwa the entrance to the furnace room, black smoke was seen coming out of the vent.
Dad: Aha, aha! *Points to air vent* It's a clincker!!!!!!!! That blasted stupid furnace dadgummit!
*He walks down a few stairs and falls the rest of the way down* Damn skates! *coughing* Oh, for cripes sake, open up the damper will ya? Who the hell turned it all the way down? AGAIN! Oh, blast it!
My father was one of the most feared furnace fighters in Northern Indiana, but in the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.
Soon, me and Randy were getting ready for school. It was like getting ready for deap sea diving.
Mother: *Struggles to put boots on Randy. Then she puts five hats on him, and tries to put the buttons on his jacket*
Ralphie: *Ready for school* Come on mom, we're gonna be late!
Mother: Don't worry Ralph. *Putting long scarf around Randy's head*
Randy: *Cries*
My kid brother looked like a tick about to pop.
Mother: What? *Hears Randy crying* What is it? *Unwraps scarf around Randy's head* What is it?
Randy: I can't songesha my front legs!
Mother: *Moves Randy's left front leg, and sees it songesha back into the position it was in before* Well, walk on your back legs, and fix your front ones when wewe get to school.
Randy: *Crying*
Mother: *Putting scarf back around Randy's head*
As I walked out of the house, black smoke was seen coming out of our chimney, and my old stallion was still shouting while trying to fix the furnace.
Randy: *Walks out of house on his back legs*
Ralphie: *Ignores Randy, and runs toward his friend* Flick! Wait up. *Walks with Flick* So uh.. What are wewe doing?
Flick: What does it look like I'm doing, picking goobers?
Schwartz: *Walks with Flick, and Ralphie* hujambo listen smartass, I asked my old stallion about sticking your tongue to metal surfaces during winter, and he alisema you'd get it stuck.
Flick: Baloney. What would your old stallion know about that stuff?
Schwartz: He knows, because he alisema he saw somepony stick his tongue to a railroad track on a bet. It froze right on, and the moto department had to try to get it off, but they couldn't get it off.
Randy: *Running towards Ralphie* Come on wewe guys, wait up for me! *Trips, and falls in snow. He rolls around realizing he can't get up* I can't get up. I CAN'T GET UP!!!!!!!!! HELP!! RALPHIE!!!!
Ralphie, Flick, and Schwartz: *Stop walking, and looking at Randy*
Randy: I CAN'T GET UP RALPHIE!!
Ralphie: Ugh. Come on Flick, wait up for me. *Runs to Randy*
Randy: *Rolling around in snow* I can't get up!
Ralphie: Come on, get up. *Helps Randy get up on his back hooves* You're okay. Come on. You're alright, let's go. *Walks to school with Randy*
2 B Continued
Dad: *Walking into the house*
Dogs: *Following Dad*
Dad: No, get out of here!
Dogs: *Run away*
Dad: *Mumbling about his car, and goes into the kitchen* That hot damn Foals froze up again.
Some ponies are baptists. Others Catholic. My father was a Foalsmobile Stallion.
Dad: *Filling big pitcher with hot water* That son of a bitch, kahaba would freeze up during summer, on the middle of the Equator!
Mother: Little pitcher.
Dad: Thanks honey. *Hears noise* Shh. *Turns off water*
Our furnace started to break down again. kwa the entrance to the furnace room, black smoke was seen coming out of the vent.
Dad: Aha, aha! *Points to air vent* It's a clincker!!!!!!!! That blasted stupid furnace dadgummit!
*He walks down a few stairs and falls the rest of the way down* Damn skates! *coughing* Oh, for cripes sake, open up the damper will ya? Who the hell turned it all the way down? AGAIN! Oh, blast it!
My father was one of the most feared furnace fighters in Northern Indiana, but in the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.
Soon, me and Randy were getting ready for school. It was like getting ready for deap sea diving.
Mother: *Struggles to put boots on Randy. Then she puts five hats on him, and tries to put the buttons on his jacket*
Ralphie: *Ready for school* Come on mom, we're gonna be late!
Mother: Don't worry Ralph. *Putting long scarf around Randy's head*
Randy: *Cries*
My kid brother looked like a tick about to pop.
Mother: What? *Hears Randy crying* What is it? *Unwraps scarf around Randy's head* What is it?
Randy: I can't songesha my front legs!
Mother: *Moves Randy's left front leg, and sees it songesha back into the position it was in before* Well, walk on your back legs, and fix your front ones when wewe get to school.
Randy: *Crying*
Mother: *Putting scarf back around Randy's head*
As I walked out of the house, black smoke was seen coming out of our chimney, and my old stallion was still shouting while trying to fix the furnace.
Randy: *Walks out of house on his back legs*
Ralphie: *Ignores Randy, and runs toward his friend* Flick! Wait up. *Walks with Flick* So uh.. What are wewe doing?
Flick: What does it look like I'm doing, picking goobers?
Schwartz: *Walks with Flick, and Ralphie* hujambo listen smartass, I asked my old stallion about sticking your tongue to metal surfaces during winter, and he alisema you'd get it stuck.
Flick: Baloney. What would your old stallion know about that stuff?
Schwartz: He knows, because he alisema he saw somepony stick his tongue to a railroad track on a bet. It froze right on, and the moto department had to try to get it off, but they couldn't get it off.
Randy: *Running towards Ralphie* Come on wewe guys, wait up for me! *Trips, and falls in snow. He rolls around realizing he can't get up* I can't get up. I CAN'T GET UP!!!!!!!!! HELP!! RALPHIE!!!!
Ralphie, Flick, and Schwartz: *Stop walking, and looking at Randy*
Randy: I CAN'T GET UP RALPHIE!!
Ralphie: Ugh. Come on Flick, wait up for me. *Runs to Randy*
Randy: *Rolling around in snow* I can't get up!
Ralphie: Come on, get up. *Helps Randy get up on his back hooves* You're okay. Come on. You're alright, let's go. *Walks to school with Randy*
2 B Continued
hujambo every pony! Today we will be talking about the Keep calm and Flutter on episode and the My little gppony, pony sweepstakes! First off, I absolutely loved the new episode. I liked how Discord came back but also learned to use his magic nicely! Some people got upset that Discord is nice now but I think that it was really cool how Fluttershy did that for him. This episode was totally worth the wait! Do wewe like Discord mean au nice? I don't think Angel was ever seen in a episode that many times so I think that is good he got to stand out for once! Oh yeah, it was cool to see the ponies use the elements of harmony again! I always upendo to see them use them!
On to the My little gppony, pony sweepstakes! Soooo excited! I hope I win but, there is like a 100,000% chance i won't! Maybe if I don't even win my parents could take me to Los Angeles! I wonder what the my little gppony, pony tamasha would be like. Well see ya'll later thanks for reading!
On to the My little gppony, pony sweepstakes! Soooo excited! I hope I win but, there is like a 100,000% chance i won't! Maybe if I don't even win my parents could take me to Los Angeles! I wonder what the my little gppony, pony tamasha would be like. Well see ya'll later thanks for reading!
rarity:oh my gosh where is my brush!?i have to find it!
then rarity called all of the main 6 to help her find it
rarity:i Lost my brush! i need it!
twilight:it is okay we will help you
rarity's friends:a ha!
rarity:okay!okay! are wewe crazy! i can not keep my hair like this!
then rarity went mad
rarity:omg!i feel horrible! girl's quick find it i can't stand a second!
upinde wa mvua dash:twi i think rarity went a little bit too worried
apple jack: i don't think she is okay wewe all
pinkie pie:i think she just need to party!
flutter shy:i think we have to find it quick rarity is crying
then twilight found the brush on the make up place and gave rarity it then rarity went to normal and then
rarity:thanks wewe all are the best now have fun in your nyumbani i have to brush my hair bye!
then they took a group hug and went to there houses