This story may contain Black Comedy (the type of comedy Dead Rising uses).
So, be aware of that..

Guest staring..

Mary Sue - SeantheHedgehog.. I would give a picture at the end, but I sadly can't. I don't have a lap top,,


Big Mac was holding the crusaders hostage, but at one point had thoughts of guilt..
Scoot: (unfortunately ruining the guilt) So Big Mac... Dose your mother no your gay?
Big Mac: What!? No!
Crusaders: (all laughing) She dosen't know!
Big Mac: (getting annoyed) No.. I meant. No. I'm not gay.. Not.. No my mother Dosen't know I'm gay!
Sweetie Belle: No. It's cool.. upinde wa mvua Dash is also gay.
Big Mac: No she isn't!
Sweetie Belle: No buy wewe are! (the crusaders all laugh super hard).
Big Mac: (gets extremely angry and pulls out a shotgun for some reason) SHUT UP!!
Scoot: Wow.. Don't have a cow man.

Saten Twist happens nearby, hears noises in the ghalani and gose to investigate.

Big Mac: (still holding the crusaders hostage).
Saten: Yo. What's with all the noi-
Big Mac: (panics and shoots Saten in the face, killing him violently).
However, joining the distraction, the crusaders escaped somehow.,

AppleBloom: Man. Poor Saten.
Sweetie Belle: It's okay.. He's in heaven now.
HEAVEN:
Saten: (arguing with a secretly guard angle) What wewe mean I can't go in!? It's heaven for goodness sakes!
Angle: I'm sorry Mr Twist. But your not classified as a good person to have in here.. Your an angry drunk. And a bit of a pervert..
Saten: (angry) This is bullshit!
Angle: Such language isn't gonna help your cause young man.
Saten: Look. If its about the weed.. I wasn't good under high school peer pressure.
Angle: wewe did weed!?
Saten: (nervously) Noo..


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