My Little Poney Article: My review: The old switcharoo (Be aware, I use strong language)

My review: The old switcharoo (Be aware, I use strong language)

posted by Canada24

Alright..

So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my inayopendelewa character Twilight and AppleJack, kwa using the theme of INCEST..

Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?

I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer kusoma Alpha & Omega stories.

But nope.
Even my little gppony, pony has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.

This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.

Anyway..

don't EVER read this story.
But if wewe really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..

Windwakerguy430 Goddamn fanfiction. Incest touches everything, doesn't it :(

Seanthehedgehog Not in my articles

Canada24 Or mine

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MLP Mafias Are Dangerous episode 2 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

applejack & Rarity went on to rob the bank.

Rarity: *grabs gun*
Applejack: Not yet! Ya have to wait until you're inside the bank!
Rarity: How about this? *makes gun disappear*
Applejack: Now ya have no gun.
Rarity: Oh yes I do, but it's invisible.
Applejack: Alright, let's just rob this bank.
guard: Hello ladies.
Rarity: *shoots guard*
Applejack: *kills other guards*
Rarity: I'm gonna open that vault. *magically opens vault*
Applejack: What are ya'll staring at? A southern gppony, pony working with someone british?
normal pony: Uuhhh
Applejack: *kills normal pony*
Rarity: Got the money let's go!
Applejack:...

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The Mare With The Golden Gun part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con & Hattan were taking 20 paces, and then it happened.

Con: *fires gun* Where did Hattan go?
Sneak Peak: She forgot ammo for her gun. You'll have to continue the duel with her that way.
Con: Why didn't wewe tell me?
Sneak Peak: wewe were concentrating very well, and I didn't wanna disturb that.
Con: wewe know, I've never killed a midget before. But there's a first time for everything.
Sneak Peak: I'm offended.
Con: Good. *walks inside*
Sneak Peak: *runs to control room*
Con: *looks around* What kind of a place is this?
Sneak Peak: It's a funhouse. Me & Ms. Scaramanga worked on it together!...

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The Mare With The Golden Gun part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Golden gun

The first Con Mane story to have OC's that aren't mine. Let's begin on a tropical island 8 miles from Hong Kong.

Hattan: *sunbathing* Sneak Peak, can wewe check the main entrance?
S.P: Right away Ms. Scaramanga.
business pony: Are wewe Hattan Scaramanga?
Sneak Peak: No, I'm her assisstant.
business pony: Where is she?
Sneak Peak: Go in that way.
business pony: *enters room* Hattan Scaramanga.
Hattan: Hi. I just realised wewe have your gun, and I don't have mine.
business pony: That's too bad. *shoots gun*
Hattan: *dodges bullet*
S.P: *turns off lights*
business pony: Where are you? onyesha yourself!
Hattan:...

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MLP Mafias Are dangerous episode 1 part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After returning from St. Foalis we discovered that upinde wa mvua Dash was no where to be seen.

Sean: Where'd she go?
Pinkie Pie: She went to be with Scootaloo.

The two pegasi were at Cloudsdale celebrating for Scootaloo. She just passed flight school, and the two were having lunch together.

Scootaloo: Everypony thought I was amazing.
Rainbow Dash: They sure did. What kind of pizza do wewe want?
Scootaloo: One with sausage, and onions.
Rainbow Dash: Good choices. And to drink?
Scootaloo: I guess I'll have a Dr. Whoover.

Rainbow Dash went to order the pizza, and drinks when she noticed a alicorn fly by....

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The truth about Chrysalis' life: PART 4

posted by soomin1208

At school, in lunch, Cadence sitting alone....

Cadence: *thinking* Maybe...I'm wrong..maybe she is nice... M-
Celestia: hujambo Cadence: *sits* Ready for P.E.?
Cadence: I sure am!
Luna: Me too!!! Me too!!!
Discord: hurry up mares! We're gonna be late for P.E.! (Flies to gym)

At last, when the class arrived to the gym....

Coach: Okay class, today, we are playing....DODGEBALL!!!!!!!
All: *sigh*
Coach: Okay, Discord, Chrysalis, and Shining Armor, your a team. Cadence, Celestia, Luna, and Sombra, your the other. Let the dodgeball game...BEGIN!

Celestia: *throws ball at Discord, but misses*
Discord: *throws ball...

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MLP mafias are dangerous episode 1 part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

applejack & Rarity hid the gun in the bathroom, and talked to Dan on the phone.

Rarity: They should be there in a minute.
Dan: I see a continental, is that them?
Applejack: If it's got Nickel Lesscage then that's the one.
Dan: He's not in there, but his crappy sidekick is.
Applejack: Alright, well kill him.
Dan: With pleasure, but I gotta go now.
Manehattan pony23: Dan, so good to see you.
Dan: Yes, but where's Nickel?
Manehattan pony23: Unfortunately he couldn't make it, so he sent his sekunde highest ranked gppony, pony to be here.
2nd pony: That's me.
Dan: I see. Let's grab some dinner.
Manehattan...

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Pinkie's Treasure Hunt part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Twilight helped Derpy & Octavia escape, then they were making their way off the boat.

Twilight: wewe two wait here. We need Pinkie since she has the map.
Octavia: Oh perfect. wewe better get her quickly.
Twilight: Pinkie? Come here.
Pinkie Pie: *hops toward Twilight* Guten Tag Twilight. *laughs*
Twilight: Stop speaking german, and come with me.
Pinkie Pie: Nein, ich bin Deutsch, damit ich sie sprechen kann, wenn ich will.
Twilight: What? *kidnaps Pinkie* Row!
Octavia: Can't wewe use magic to teleport us?
Twilight: I can, but I'm not teleporting wewe guys.
Derpy: Aaawww.
Tourist gppony, pony 4: *drives...

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The Problem in Sweet apple Acres: Part 3

posted by soomin1208

applejack past the rest of the siku with her friends. And Applebloom past the whole siku with Scootaloo and Sweetie Bell. It was getting dark. A tear rolled down her face as she alisema goodbye to her friends, so did AB. AJ and AB went back nyumbani to pack.

AJ: Ya'll ready Big Macintosh?
BM: Eeyup.
AJ: And ya'll AB?
AB: Eeyup...
Granny smith: We're all ready.
AJ: .....guess...its time to go...
All: *nods*

They all went to the train station tierd. Finally, when they were all in their seats, Applebloom started to cry a bit. Her sister hugged her tightly.

AB: Ah dont wanna leave...
AJ: Ah dont wanna leave either....But...

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the new series MLP WIF

posted by fefe2002

My little gppony, pony what is friendship is a series like my little gppony, pony friendship is magic its about a gppony, pony named bubble gum and she has so many Marafiki and she always party's so she wanted to learn something new that she never bothered to learn it was friendship.Also if she knew how to deal with Marafiki she still likes to learn zaidi about friendship.However she likes to give zaidi happiness to her Marafiki than she has ever done.

and that's my new series so if wewe want zaidi information just post on my ukuta the maswali wewe want to ask me :)

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An Unexpected upendo

posted by mariofan14

It was a glorious siku in the town of Ponyville. Everyone started to get up and go do their errands, even Princess Twilight Sparkle, who didn't leave her friends. She went to visit some ponies to greet them, chat, and then go to her friends. All the colts and fillies were too getting up, but it was for school. Why don't we go to the house of the family of Diamond Tiara, shall we? Even though her family was rich, their house seemed quaint and small. But it looked a little like a mansion on the inside. (Filler: Do not be fooled kwa common place appearances. It isn't what's on the outside, but what...

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Pinkie's Duel part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Pinkie was sleeping until she heard a horn. She thought it was the trucker, but it was a train passing kwa her.

Pinkie Pie: *laughs* Thank goodness.

She watched the train, and when it passed she drove off. Then she saw the big rig.

Pinkie Pie: Oh boy.
Trucker: *reving big rig*
Pinkie Pie: *drives toward trucker*
Trucker: *blocks road*
Pinkie Pie: *stops*

Pinkie then went in reverse off the road. She got out of her car, and stopped two ponies driving on the road

Pony 1: What is it ma'am?
Pinkie Pie: The gppony, pony in that big rig is trying to kill me. I need your help!
Pony 2: This mare is crazy.
Pony 1:...

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Pepperella (A Cinderella-like story)

posted by mariofan14

(There will be OC ponies in this story. There's Cotton Swirls kwa MLPFiMFan765, Nikki West kwa applejackrocks, Peppermint kwa DisneyFan333, Score Heights kwa Quillabex, Sugar wingu kwa misscrazel, and Cakey Cake kwa yours truly. I hope wewe all enjoy this.)

It was a great siku in Trottingham, where everyone was going about doing their business as most other ponies would. But for these ponies, it would be different. wewe see, the cake making alicorn, Cakey Cake, has invited some Marafiki over for a cake project that would be shown at a cake onyesha against many other bakers, including Mr. and Mrs. Cake. She...

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Shadow Ponies part 5 -_-_-Final Fight-_-_-

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Everyone has stop movieng from scare
King of Shadow Ponies - Dan...
Alicorn - Me?
King of Shadow Ponies - Yes Dan wewe stupid like always hahaha... wait... what the fuck wewe do there
Dan - I here to defend wewe from destroying...
Twilight - Equestia
Dan - ... Equestria
King of Shadow Ponies - ummm... shit....
Dan - what little brother do I scare you
King of Shadow Ponies - no... wewe just... uh how to say... my family
Dan - WHEN wewe KILL ALL OF OUR FAMILY IT NOT STOP YOU!!!!
King of Shadow Ponies - oh damn it he remember
Dan - I know now all... mom ... dad... sister and little brother... AND YOU!
King of Shadow...

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The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The fight for Canterlot is getting intense. Griffons are outnumbering us, but we won't go down without a fight.

Sean: applejack watch our six. *shoots machine gun at griffons*
Applejack: They're all over the place!
Pinkie Pie: I need zaidi ammo!
Sean: Just take my gun I got another one.
griffons: STOP! We have wewe surronded. Ok hedgehog, take us to San Franciscolt.
Sean: And why should I?
griffon: TAKE US TO SAN FRANCISCOLT!
Sean: Chaos Control

Little did the griffons know that we ended up in a different place then they were looking for.

griffon: Cut the unicorns horns.
other griffons: *cut off Twilight,...

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The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Gustav, the ponies, and I left the barn.

Sean: Alright. Where are the griffons going to attack next?
Gustav: I think they alisema they would take Canterlot, and Manehattan.
Rainbow Dash: wewe think? If you're lying I'll kill wewe myself!
Twilight Sparkle: No wewe won't.
Pinkie Pie: Gustav is innocent, and wouldn't do anything bad to us.
Canterlot soldier: That's a surprise. You're all mares.
Rarity: What's that supposed to mean?
Sean: I told wewe to stop being sexist.
Canterlot Soldier: Fuck wewe hedgehog!
Sean: *kills soldier* He was getting on my nerves talking to wewe like that.
Applejack: wewe didn't have...

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The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Previously a fight started in Baltimare involving ponies against griffons.

Griffon bomber: blow up the cars!
other GB: *blows up car*
Sean: Damnit!
Shredder: At least MOST of us have a way to escape.
Rainbow Dash: Kill the griffons already! *kills griffons*
Pinkie Pie: *shoots grenade held kwa a GB*
Sean: Good work Pinkie.
Griffon 3416: *attacks upinde wa mvua Dash, but gets her neck broken*
Rainbow Dash: That oughta teach wewe not to mess with me!
Canterlot soldier: They're retreating!
Sean: A few of them are heading into that barn.

So the eight ponies, and hedgehog check inside the barn.

Twilight Sparkle:...

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The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Yes I did make a title screen! :D

Things were not going well for Equestria after the events of the awali H.I.P story. A week after the war ended somepony assassinated the mayor of Ponyville. Then stallions started being sexist to mares. Even Doughnut Joe wouldn't let mares in his restaurant, but if they were to buy something Joe would just double the price for what they bought.

Two and a half years later things just got worse, a griffon appeared. It was someone named Gilda, and she seemed pissed, "I've had enough of these ponies. It's time to do something about them." Then she flew off. While doing so upinde wa mvua Dash appeared,...

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Dr. Ani (A Con Mane Story) part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The inayofuata siku Con was informed that the ponies he killed were working for a scientist named Dr. Ani. He was on an island about 18 miles west of San Franciscolt, and it was guarded kwa an army of Alicorns. When Con got to San Fran via airplane a green stallion was waiting for him in a white '60 corvette. Once they left the airport the stallion driving the corvette would take Con to the docks. A red pegasus with a purple mane would wait for him on a sailboat. From there the pegasus would help Con kill Dr. Ani, but first Con had to leave the airport. As he got in the car he noticed a '61 continental...

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Peppermint Cake (An OC shipping story)

posted by mariofan14

(This contains my alicorn OC, Cakey Cake, as well as Disneyfan333's unicorn OC, Peppermint. Yes, wewe may ask why I ship Cakey Cake and Peppermint. No, wewe may not complain au give me BS. Enjoy.)

It was a beautiful siku in the town of Trottingham, where Peppermint was making candies with gumdrop, gunditone in Gumdrop's Candy store, "Gumdrop Galore." The two were having a wonderful time together not only just kwa making candy, but just kwa hanging out together. But one day, Peppermint asked Gumdrop, "Don't wewe think that maybe I can try my peppermint tricks with another pony?" She explained that she thought...

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Score has gone missing part 2.......Kidnapped?!?

posted by applejackrocks

The inayofuata Day, Stormy, Nikki, Azura, CS, and Pacifica had decided to go for a walk around ponyville. Azura looked kind of worried, actually she was very worried.

Nikki: wewe alright sugarcube?
Azura: no.....I haven't seen Score for a while.
CS: I'm sure she's fine. Maybe she just got the Chicken Pox.
Pacifica: If wewe want Darling, we can go check on her.
Azura: That'll be just great!
Stormy: So? What are we waiting for? Lets go!

So, the 5 little ponies ran straight to Score's house. They knocked, and there was no answer. They knocked again, but still no answer. After 8 knocks, Nikki got annoyed kwa waiting...