The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

The 4th of July, 1925

Everypony was enjoying the fireworks exploding all around Applewood.

Mason: Ooh, I like that one.
Tobias: I like that one, because it's got all the colors of the British flag.
Mason: Uh Toby? That is the British flag.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tobias: Will wewe stop calling me Toby? It's Tobias. There are three syllables, not two.
Mason: Whatever. *Sees an machungwa, chungwa firework* That's nice.

Okay, not everypony is enjoying the fireworks. At Paramount, all of the ponies were working hard producing as many sinema as they could.

Paramount gppony, pony 2: *Bringing swords from the heshima room*
Director: We only need one!
Paramount gppony, pony 2: But sir if he had two, he'd defeat the bad guy zaidi easily.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Do wewe have cotton in your ears?
Paramount gppony, pony 2: I don't know, but I can check for wewe right now.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: One sword! That's all. Bring the extra sword back to the heshima room!
Paramount gppony, pony 2: Alright, jeez.
Paramount gppony, pony 4: *Goes to director* Sir? I have no script.
Director: Get the screen writer to make another one for you.
Paramount gppony, pony 4: But he's allergic to paper.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Who hired a gppony, pony that's allergic to paper to be a screenwriter?
Audience: *Laughing*
Screen Writer: I didn't know I had to write the scripts on paper. I thought I had to write it on a screen!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: You're fired!
Paramount gppony, pony 5: Sir? We have ten films ready to be released in theaters.
Director: Good. Make some extra copies of them, and notify the Motion Picture Association of Equestria.
Paramount gppony, pony 5: I already have, and the films will be released in theaters in two days.
Director: Released?
Paramount gppony, pony 5: Something wrong?
Director: We're talking about a work of art, not some wild animal.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: wewe say produced, au distributed. Not released.
Audience: *Laughing*
Paramount gppony, pony 5: Yes sir.

Two days at the MGM studio.

Director Nick: Alright, listen up. Paramount has already gotten ten films released-
Connor: Produced.
Director Nick: Produced in... Hey!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Who's making this speech?
Connor: I don't know. It certainly can't be you, because it sucks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: I'm gonna pretend wewe didn't say that. Paramount has distributed ten films in theaters today.
Louis: Ten films in one day?
Director Nick: Don't ask me, ask them. They're the ones producing all those films quickly.
Leah: I thought it was distributing.
Director Nick: It's the same thing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Leah: No. Distributing is when wewe release-
Connor: Produce.
Leah: Produce a.. Hey!
Audience: *Laughing*
Connor: nyasi, nyasi kavu is for humans.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Leah: *Sulking at Connor*
Audience: *Laughing*
Leah: Who is arguing here?
Connor: Don't know, don't care.
Roxy: *Enters studio* Sir? I must tell wewe something.
Director Nick: What?
Roxy: The sinema were hated, and taken out of the theaters.
Director Nick: I wonder how that happened.
Roxy: Warner Brothers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: I wonder what will happen ninety years from now.
Audience: *Laughing*

Coming up inayofuata is a Princess Celestia skit.