My Little Poney Article: Sweet apple Massicure spoof, part 7

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posted by Canada24

Meanwhile.
Ditto and his group continued searching for Big Mac.
At one point he ran into Tom Foolery.
Tom: Hey. Hey. It's the famish guy.
Ditto: Yeah.. I guess it is.
Tom: Aren't wewe the chief of police.
Ditto: Uh huh.
Tom: What brings wewe here?.. All out of donuts in Canterlot.
Audience: *laughs*
Ditto: ............ What the hell was that!?
Tom: Sorry. I can't get rid of them.
Ditto: Ahh.. Celestia was complain about the same thing yesterday., she ordered me to scare them off., It took less effect then wewe might think it would.
Audience: (laughs)
Tom: Anyway. What do wewe want.. Sir?
Ditto: Well.... I'm looking for Big Mac, stop him before he murders zaidi people.
Audience: (laughs)
Ditto: Wait.. How is that funny!?
Tom: (sighs) They think EVERYTHING is funny mister Ditto, sir.
Audience: (laughs)
Tom: See?
Ditto: I guess I do.
Tom: But anyway... Afraid I don't know where he is. But I hope wewe find him. He killed Saten. And now I'll NEVER get the money he owed me.
Audience: (laughs)
Ditto: Yes.. That always sucks dosen't it.
Audience: (laughs and claps, much to Ditto's annoyance).
Ditto: Anyway.. Sorry to bother you, I better get back to searching. (leaves)

Ditto returned to his group of guards.
Ditto: Alright.. Where running out of time.. Where's my lead captain!?
Shining Armor: (runs over) Here I am sir. Right. Indeed. Here. Indeed. SIR!
Ditto: Look. We need to hurry up and find Big Mac. After all. He thinks he can just murder three poor ponies and GET AWAY WITH IT!?
Shining Armor: Yes. I wouldn't bet a mahindi, nafaka farthing on him escaping sir. No, not a mahindi, nafaka farthing I bet indeed sir!
Ditto: ...... Your still drunk aren't you?
Shining Armor: Yes I am sir. Drunk from the party. Yes the party indeed sir. Drunk from the party I am indeed sir!
Ditto: (sighs) Whatever.. Let's just get going..

TO BE CONTAINUED

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Windwakerguy430 That's really funny. Love this chapter. Can't wait for more

Seanthehedgehog The audience doesn't know when to shut up.

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Darkness: Deus Ex Machina Episode 1

posted by SomeoneButNoone

2 years after occurences of Demon-Pony war the life was doing normally untill some times changed.

Episode 1 - Foolish calm.
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Darkness - *yawn* when this school got so boring...
Lightning - Since anyone can't beat our demonic duo hehe...
Darkness - We have it easy sitting in student concuil...
Lightning - Me as president of concuil and wewe as Leader of Juistice Committee.
Darkness - This still is boring Ponies are scared to do something bad eh...
Whiteheart - Noone want to battle with wewe after all.
Darkness - Right... Even without my hoof I am better than them.
Dan - *enters room* This can...

The imba moyo (prologue)

posted by fahmad27

Cover story done by ChaosQueen

Princess Celestia rose the sun up and set it all over Equestria. A purple ngome stood majestically in the center of the village. A purple alicorn with purple mane and pink highlights stepped outside. She seemed to be in a hurry.

"Spike, hurry!" The alicorn shouted. "We need to be at the train station in fifteen minutes!"

"Coming Twilight!" Spike called from inside. He was a small baby dragon with purple skin and green spikes. Spike carried a book and a quil that he always use for taking dictation notes from Twilight Sparkle. He knows he does not need it it. But it is still best to keep the book...

Trixe's funhouse remake, Part 4

posted by Canada24

Trixie gently ran the kisu down my body. Almost as if caressing me.

Who knows, maybe she was.

I don't know.

I was too busy crying.

The fear levels was to much for me to handle.

But Trixie ignored my cries and raised the kisu dramatically into the air, about to stab me. And I had no choice but to wait for the pain.

But suddenly she screamed in pain as a wooden chair was thrown on her.

She fell down from the impact of the blow.

Also, the impact instantly broke the chair.

"Who's a dumb butch now!" Cried an familiar voice. And I looked over to see an angry AppleBloom. As she was obviously the one who...

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Don't Eat keki On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After the ski chase, I went home. Even though I lived across the mitaani, mtaa from Jeff The Killer, he would never be able to find me.

Jeff: *In the basement*
Guards 3 & 5: *Arrive* Sir. We must tell wewe something.
Jeff: wewe look beat up. What happened?
Guard 3: Scootaloo escaped.
Jeff: I hope you're lying.
Guard 5: Unfortunately he is not.
Jeff: Then if wewe don't find her, I'll use your bodyparts to make cupcakes.
Guard 3: We are robots sir.
Guard 5: We do not have bodyparts.
Jeff: Then I will kill wewe two. Go find her! And what happened to the other three guards?
Guard 3: They died.
Guard 4:...

[SFM Ponies]: Season 5 Hype Train [Explicit]

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Twilight is fucking scary in this video! Her head should not be on a train!!

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My Little Poney

On The Block Episode 15 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...

On The Block Episode 9 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, wewe finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's krisimasi List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got zaidi important news.
Tom: Yes. In the awali episode, we forgot...

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I once made so reviews.. Felt I'd share them.. Apologizes if I reviewed these stories BEFORE

posted by Canada24

CUPCAKES:
I can already tell the amount of haters I'm gonna earn when I say "I wish there were zaidi writers like Sergent Sprinkles".
This is, in my opinion, the greatest creepypasta ever.
Not even for the plot. But the but most of the narration's are the reason why I would say the story is a bit of an inspiration to me.. As he/she really knows how to fill certain moods when describing the settings..
Not only that, but the fact that keki has some of the greastest shabiki video and shabiki sequels is also why I am a good supporter of the story.. It has one of the greatest songs ever "Get ready...

Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Title Screen

Con Mane is back, but he's not the only one to make a return.

This story begins in Bangkok, China at a restaurant/bath house. Con was dressed in a white suit with a black bowtie. He was meeting up with three generals from the Chinese Army in the restaurant which was a floor above the bath house. The Generals were also dressed up in white suits, but their bowties were grey.

Con: *Sits down*
Chinese General 1: Hello 0007.
Con: Nín hǎo.
Chinese General 1: I didn't know wewe spoke my language Mr. Mane.
Con: Yes, well when it comes to ripping off Indiana Jones movies, I guess one has to be good...

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MLP Pain's Prejudice: Chapter 2

posted by DragonAura15

"If there's anything wewe want to talk about... "

"If there's anything you want to talk about... "

"Here we are!" Ethereal stood in front of a shimmering pool of water.
    "Where did this come from?" Silversheen asked.
    "See that crack in the ceiling?" Ethereal pointed with her hoof. There was indeed a fairly small mgawanyiko, baidisha in the ceiling of the cavern. Water dripped down from it, landing softly in the pool below. "Apparently we're underneath a pond right now. Isn't that cool?"
    "It is," Silversheen admitted.
    "Well, what am I still doing standing around?...

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Just Be Me Episode 1 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In the Griffon Kingdom, Gilda was meeting other griffons in her army.

Gilda: *Walks into castle* Hello?
Tomtom: Another griffon has arrived sir.
McKing: Ah, hello madam. What can I do for you?
Gilda: I need to jiunge your army in order to defeat the ponies.
McKing: Well, I don't think that's possible. wewe see-
Gilda: *Choking McKing* Let me join, au else.
McKing: *Coughing* Okay.
Gilda: That's zaidi like it.
McKing: Meet some of my trusted soldiers. Over there is Tomtom.
Tomtom: Hi!
McKing: Over here is Max.
Max: Good siku to wewe ma'am.
McKing: Porter.
Porter: Hello.
Gilda: Aren't wewe a little too...

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Different Mane Six

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