My Little Poney Article: Trixie's funhouse spoof (mature humor involved).. PART 1

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Trixie's funhouse spoof (mature humor involved).. PART 1

posted by Canada24

(a stallion is seen running away in panic).
Scootaloo: I don't get it.. All I did was ask him to look at my opening. (refers to a cut on her arm).
AppleBloom: Well. It's possible he might of misunderstood you.
Scootaloo: I guess..
Sweetie Belle: I like pie!. Let's go get some pie.
Scootaloo: I... Fine, let's go.

(the crusaders are seen all eating a piece of pie).
Sweetie Belle: Oh. This was a good day.
Scootaloo: Sure. Rather then the part were wewe ruined your sisters chances of using Fluttershy's skin for a dress kwa firing Fluttershy up with blow torch because wewe thought wewe saw a fly land over the yellow Pegasus, and Rarity kicked wewe out at gun point.

(Trixie suddenly approaches them).
Trixie: hujambo girls.
Sweetie Belle: Hey. Your the one Rairy has dirty pictures o-
Trixie: (covers her mouth quickly) Please don't bring that up... Besides, they were meant for Saten.. Still trying to get him to like me that way.
Scootaloo: (mocking) And how's that working out for you?
Trixie: ............ Anyway, who wants to come to my funhouse.
AppleBloom: Funhouse?
Trixie: Yes.. It's located in a dark ally, where no one will ever find it except us.
Sweetie Belle: Sure.. I mean, if there's anyone to trust its a beauitful blue pony, who has the look of complete evil in her eyes.. I'm in! Let's go.
Scootaloo: Ohh., I'm not so sure we shou-
AppleBloom: Relax. We're childrun. What's the worst that will happen to us?

TO BE CONTAINUED

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On The Block Episode 9 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, wewe finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's krisimasi List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got zaidi important news.
Tom: Yes. In the awali episode, we forgot...

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I once made so reviews.. Felt I'd share them.. Apologizes if I reviewed these stories BEFORE

posted by Canada24

CUPCAKES:
I can already tell the amount of haters I'm gonna earn when I say "I wish there were zaidi writers like Sergent Sprinkles".
This is, in my opinion, the greatest creepypasta ever.
Not even for the plot. But the but most of the narration's are the reason why I would say the story is a bit of an inspiration to me.. As he/she really knows how to fill certain moods when describing the settings..
Not only that, but the fact that keki has some of the greastest shabiki video and shabiki sequels is also why I am a good supporter of the story.. It has one of the greatest songs ever "Get ready...

Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Title Screen

Con Mane is back, but he's not the only one to make a return.

This story begins in Bangkok, China at a restaurant/bath house. Con was dressed in a white suit with a black bowtie. He was meeting up with three generals from the Chinese Army in the restaurant which was a floor above the bath house. The Generals were also dressed up in white suits, but their bowties were grey.

Con: *Sits down*
Chinese General 1: Hello 0007.
Con: Nín hǎo.
Chinese General 1: I didn't know wewe spoke my language Mr. Mane.
Con: Yes, well when it comes to ripping off Indiana Jones movies, I guess one has to be good...

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MLP Pain's Prejudice: Chapter 2

posted by DragonAura15

"If there's anything wewe want to talk about... "

"If there's anything you want to talk about... "

"Here we are!" Ethereal stood in front of a shimmering pool of water.
    "Where did this come from?" Silversheen asked.
    "See that crack in the ceiling?" Ethereal pointed with her hoof. There was indeed a fairly small mgawanyiko, baidisha in the ceiling of the cavern. Water dripped down from it, landing softly in the pool below. "Apparently we're underneath a pond right now. Isn't that cool?"
    "It is," Silversheen admitted.
    "Well, what am I still doing standing around?...

Awesome gppony, pony pics

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Source: DeviantArt, Joyreactor

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Just Be Me Episode 1 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In the Griffon Kingdom, Gilda was meeting other griffons in her army.

Gilda: *Walks into castle* Hello?
Tomtom: Another griffon has arrived sir.
McKing: Ah, hello madam. What can I do for you?
Gilda: I need to jiunge your army in order to defeat the ponies.
McKing: Well, I don't think that's possible. wewe see-
Gilda: *Choking McKing* Let me join, au else.
McKing: *Coughing* Okay.
Gilda: That's zaidi like it.
McKing: Meet some of my trusted soldiers. Over there is Tomtom.
Tomtom: Hi!
McKing: Over here is Max.
Max: Good siku to wewe ma'am.
McKing: Porter.
Porter: Hello.
Gilda: Aren't wewe a little too...

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Different Mane Six

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Awesome gppony, pony pics

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Awesome gppony, pony pics

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Vinyl Scratch karatasi la kupamba ukuta

added by karinabrony

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Awesome gppony, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, deviantart, joyreactor

Awesome gppony, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor

Awesome gppony, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor

Awesome gppony, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor

Awesome gppony, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, Google picha

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upinde wa mvua Dash in Armor karatasi la kupamba ukuta

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PonyDump

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Source: Original Owners... NOT ME

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Ditto returns

posted by Canada24

Two weeks after we last left off.

Today was the day, Ditto was suppose to come.

"I still can't believe we have to do this" Dash groaned, her nose still bandaged and she hovered over them.

"Hey, it's not our call, it's Celestia's" Twilight told the young Pegasus.

"Fine" Dash groaned.

"Lets just hope he dosen't try anything" She added.

Everyone agreed.

Eventually Celestia flew down in her carriage, carrying Ditto in it as well.

"Ahh, there wewe are" Twilight said.

Celestia noded and got out of the carriage, and took Ditto out of it also, who looked not at all pleased about being here.

Twilight and the others...

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Die And Let Live part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con, and Ms. Bonjour were on juu of the train while Fenix was in his car calling the police.

Fenix: That's right. They're on juu of a train, and one of them is an agent of the C.I.E. Please, you've got to help him.
Police: Ok, we'll send some units to try, and stop whoever is killing your friend.

On the train.

Ms. Bonjour: *kicks Con*
Con: *Nearly falls off*
Ms. Bonjour: Au Revoir Mr. Mane.
Con: *Climbs back on*
Ms. Bonjour: Grrr. *Hits Con*
Con: *Punches Ms. Bonjour*
Ms. Bonjour: *lays on roof*
Con: *Kicks Ms. Bonjour*
Ms. Bonjour: Signal!
Con: *gets hit kwa signal*
Ms. Bonjour: Hahahaha!
Con: *Falls...

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The New Era... THE END (part 2)

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Dan : but... but... but... JADE!
Jade : hell yea...
Shadow : wait a second... but... wewe was in Africa
Jade : I heard that guys kicking your punda soo...
Shadow : oh well...
Dan : but... how... where... WHAAAT!
Jade : no time to lose lets GO!
Yes its her, best double agent in the world, If she wants to kick our corp. asses... she gonna DO IT... but she with us now...
Dan : wewe right!
Everypony start running to the small hallway and they jump into truck
Jade : GO GO GO!
Driver : *move truck*
The truck goes to the city then to the black alley
Dan : Jade... where w-
Jade : *put gun to Dan Head* shut up! now...