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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was now 7:30 PM. It rained for half an hour, then because of the cold temperatures, the rain on the sidewalks turned into ice.

zumaridi, zamaradi Ivy: *Exits her duka after closing it, then slips on ice. She prevents herself from falling, then walks back into her shop* Time to get the salt.

Lots of other ponies were getting salt on the sidewalk to get rid of the ice. It would take a long time to get rid of the ice, but as long as it worked, they didn't care.

zumaridi, zamaradi Ivy: *Pours all of her salt in a small area* There we go. Now that will get rid of the ice very quickly.
Saten Twist: *Slowly walking kwa zumaridi, zamaradi Ivy* wewe should spread that salt out to get rid of zaidi ice.
zumaridi, zamaradi Ivy: No, I wanna get rid of all the ice in a certain spot.
Saten Twist: Sounds a little selfish. wewe should get zaidi parts of the sidewalk so everypony won't have to worry about landing on their face.
zumaridi, zamaradi Ivy: Why don't wewe do it?
Saten Twist: *Kicks the salt*

The salt moved further down the sidewalk, and covered zaidi parts then before.

Saten Twist: How do wewe like that?
zumaridi, zamaradi Ivy: Nice.

Meanwhile at Lexi's house, her family just finished having dinner.

Aurora: Okay. So tell me about what happened during, and after school.
Lexi: Anything in particular wewe wanna know about?
Barry: Tell us what happened now.
Lexi: Shut up dad, I wasn't talking to you.
Aurora: Don't talk like that to your father.
Barry: I'm gonna go upstairs. *Walks away*
Lexi: Did I do something wrong mom?
Aurora: I don't know. wewe tell me.
Lexi: No.
Aurora: That's not true.
Lexi: Well, why are wewe uigizaji like wewe don't know what I did? Clearly wewe know because of the way you're acting!
Aurora: Do not raise your voice.
Lexi: I'll raise my voice if I want to raise my voice! How come everything I do is bad now?!
Aurora: wewe vandalized a building. Vandalism is serious. wewe can't be doing that anymore.
Lexi: Okay, I won't.
Aurora: And about school, I signed wewe out of the karate class.
Lexi: What?!
Aurora: Sweetheart, it's very obvious that wewe keep getting in arguments with that stallion Jesse. He's a very nice pony, and gave wewe a compliment when wewe acted like an idiot.
Lexi: What are wewe talking about?
Aurora: wewe bragged about some songesha another gppony, pony did, and tried to do the exact same thing, but wewe failed.
Lexi: Hey! Who do wewe think you're talking to, huh?! wewe wanna go to war?!
Aurora: You've been watching Scarface too much.
Lexi: I don't have time for this. *Walks away*
Aurora: While you're leaving the dining room, go to your bed. You're grounded until tomorrow morning.
Lexi: AHHH!!!
Barry: *Comes back downstairs, and goes to Aurora* that kid can be a handful.
Aurora: Why are wewe whispering?
Barry: come on, let's get out of here.

Barry took himself, and his wife to his white PT Cruiser, and started driving on a long road.

Lexi: *Watching her parents leave* Perfect. Now is the time to practice for the storm.
Aurora: Where are wewe taking us?
Barry: Remember that dance club in Ponyville wewe wanted to go to?
Aurora: Yes.
Barry: That's where we're going.
Aurora: *Shocked* Barry Baricza, wewe shouldn't have.
Barry: Well I figured wewe needed a break from Lexi, and since she's grounded, we have enough time to do what we want.
Aurora: Aw, you're so thoughtful. *Leans on Barry*

They arrived at the dance club, which played jazz music. As they entered this song was playing. Start it at 1:45: link

Dance Club Pony: Welcome.
Barry: Thanks.
Aurora: Thank you.
Dance Club Pony: You're welcome. Have fun.
Aurora: Why don't we have a drink before we go out there to dance?
Barry: Okay. *Follows Aurora to the bar*
Aurora: *Sits down at a meza, jedwali kwa a saxophone hanging on a ukuta on display* This is a really nice place.
Barry: I knew wewe wanted to come here for a long time, so I decided to get us here right as soon as I heard wewe sad wewe grounded Lexi.
Aurora: Will she be okay kwa herself?
Barry: She's a twelve mwaka old alicorn. What makes wewe think she won't be fine kwa herself?
Aurora: Just asking.
Waiter: *Arrives* Good evening.
Barry: zaidi like bad evening with the rain, and the temperatures dropping to 7 farenheit.
Waiter: That didn't happen.
Aurora: We're from Frenchtown.
Waiter: Oh, I see. Well maybe tomorrow will be better for you. What would wewe like?
Aurora: Let me have a bottle of Bud Light.
Barry: I'll just have water.
Waiter: Coming up.
Barry: We're gonna go out to dance. Will wewe let us know when our drinks are ready?
Waiter: Yes sir. Have a good time.
Aurora: Why can't we wait?
Barry: Because I wanna dance. *Goes to dancing floor*
Aurora: *Follows Barry*
Barry: This song is almost over, so let's wait for the inayofuata one to start, then we'll dance.
Dance Club Pony: Okay, we're gonna give our records a break, and let our band play a few songs. They came all the way from Florida to play for us, au at least, one of the trumpet players did.
Ponies: *Laughing*
Dance Club Pony: Okay, do your stuff.
Jazz Band: *Playing music*
Barry: *Dances with Aurora*

They were having fun. Lots of other ponies were dancing around them as the muziki was played.

Waiter: *Arrives* Your drinks are ready.
Barry: Already? That was quick, thanks. *Stops dancing, and goes to the bar*
Aurora: *Follows Barry*

While they were having their drinks, Barry watched the other ponies dance.

Jazz Band: *Playing music*
Ponies: *Dancing to music*
Aurora: *Drinks her beer*
Barry: *Looks back at Aurora, then drinks his water*

2 B Continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Takes cover as a Lotus passes through the hole, and lands in front of the logo*
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Takes cover as a Lotus passes through the hole, and lands in front of the logo*


A police car went through the hole as well, but it was going too slow, and landed on it's roof.

It was a warm evening in Appaloosa, as a Lotus sped down the highway being driven kwa two russian stallions.
 Sergi & Apyr's Lotus Eltrot
Sergi & Apyr's Lotus Eltrot

This was playing on their radio: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

The Racer

Russian driver: *stops car*
Russian stallion: *gets out, with spraypaint*
Russian driver: торопить (Hurry)
Russian stallion: *sprays nyota on sign*
Police ponies:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


The train yard was in a place called Woodstock. It's kwa Port Morris, and a few miles north of Midtown.

Once they arrived, Firearm stopped his car on a bridge going over the yard.

Pierce: Did Browning tell wewe what we're supposed to do?
Firearm: Not really. He just alisema he wanted us to go on an "adventure" *Gets out of his car with Pierce*
Pierce: Well, good thing he told me what to do last night after we returned from St. Foalis. *Pulls out a WA2000 sniper rifle* The Hetfords are making a deal inside that train yard. We have to kill both the buyer, and the dealer. Got a rifle?
Firearm: I think...
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Tom Foolery was now going to talk about dogs.

Tom: I upendo dat dog. I never met him before, but I know I upendo 'im.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: He's gonna be wonderful when I meet dat dog. *Sticks his tongue out, and pants like a dog*
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Lots of ponies have lots of doggies. And wewe don't even need to have a dog to know about 'em. Your friend could have a dog. He can be your friend's dog. That makes him your dog friend.
Crowd: *Chuckling*
Tom: wewe go there to visit, and the mbwa there, wewe go to pet him, and say Hi hello. How are you? You're wonderful Sneezy, and for that moment, he's...
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Tom: Now this is a short segment where I like to inform wewe about simple things that not many ponies take time to notice. The first thing being we all have something in common, and that is...we're all here in Neigh Jersey.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: At an auditorium. In a high school.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: wewe ever wonder why Manehattan always gets so much praise?! It's a fucking dump!
Crowd: *Cheering, and laughing*
Tom: It's a cesspool of littering, rape, and traffic jams!
Crowd: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: There might be a few good landmarks here and there, but wewe have to wait 3 hours for 70 cars...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom waited for the crowd to stop laughing. Once they did, he proceeded with his inayofuata joke.

Tom: Does the time bother you?
Crowd: *Chuckles*
Tom: I get bothered kwa the time. Not so much the time itself, but other ponies bother me. For the time.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: wewe get this old mare that asks what time is it? What time is it?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: As if, wewe yourself were responsible for keeping time.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I mean I feel honored that they think I'm the one in charge, but wewe must understand wewe don't see official time keeper here, do you?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Here's another way...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Mare: *Pushing a shopping gari through a supermarket* Excuse me sir.
Store Worker: Yes ma'am?
Mare: What's the saltiest salt in your lineup of salt?
Store Worker: Salt Lake salt from Salt Lake City. May I make a suggestion?
Mare: Yes.
Store Worker: Have wewe ever been to Salt Lake City?
Mare: No.
Store Worker: Well wewe better get going now, because Tom Foolery's performing at the Horseshoe, the city's newest place for standup comedy routine.
Mare: How do wewe know Tom Foolery's going to be there?
Store Worker:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!



Special thanks to AquaMarine6663 for letting me use her three OC's, Aqua Marine, Double Scoop, and Blue Fedora.

Our main character for this story is a mwana-, mwana-punda named Ralphie. He will be narrating this story, taking place in Indiana, 1948.

Ponies: *Walking on sidewalk, looking at the snow*
Colts: *Running down mitaani, mtaa passing a yellow house*

Ah, there it is. My old house. And there I am, with that ugly hat, and that dumb smile....
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Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Song: link


This is another intro focusing on my characters from Trainz, but only the diesels are involved this time.

Leon: *Leaving Impala Station, on a passenger train with Stan, Sebastian, and Xavier*
Sean: *Pulling seven coaches as he passes Mike Fonzi pulling twenty freight cars*
Jesse: *Returning from the yards. He yawns as he stops on the turntable*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train with Shayne, and Jerry*
Sean: *Passes Ian,...
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added by TimberHumphrey
added by TimberHumphrey
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy onyesha that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank wewe everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank wewe very much....
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wewe see that weight on your wings?
So i know what you're feeling
Yeah, wewe got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

Don't let your colors
bleed into grey
We got each other
and chances to take
Yeah, wewe got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

I'll chase the sky with you
I'll chase the night with you
I'll chase the light with you
If wewe wanna fly
I'll chase the sky

Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh
If wewe wanna fly
I'll chase the sky

Anything in your heart
Is zaidi than worth keeping (Mmm)
I'll shoot for the stars
If that's what wewe needed

Just say the word
and baby, i'll run
I'll find a way
to go beyond the sun
I'll...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
so here are a few theories i got for this show:

Theory #1: since Hasbro and DHX never even bothered to give Cozy Glow any semblance of a backstory, my theory is that she's actually a fully-grown adult gppony, pony stuck inside a filly's body. she was born with a condition that never let her physically age after filly-hood.

Theory #2: while we do know Sunset used to be Celestia's juu student, i always thought there was something zaidi to it than just a teacher-student relationship. and since we never get to see if Sunset had parents at some point in time, my theory is that she's Celestia's adopted daughter. remember how worried Celestia was about Sunset at the end of the first EqG movie? yeah, something tells me they're zaidi than just teacher and ex-student.

Theory #3: at one point in time, King Sombra used to be a great and loved king, before he became corrupted kwa his desire for power that forced Celestia and Luna to banish him into the abyss.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The final part of Tom Foolery's onyesha is here.

Tom: Now, most of wewe probably don't know this, but we all have several things in common. I'll give wewe an example. We're all here together, in the greatest city in Maressouri.
Crowd: *Clapping*
Tom: I have some even funnier ones. When you're in your car, and wewe stop at a red light. Do wewe ever try to songesha an extra inch au two?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: But when wewe see other cars in front of you, you're in no rush to get as close to the other guy as possible. wewe just coast to the red light.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Coast to the red light, then all of a sudden...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom was now making fun of the modern movie industry.

Tom: As much as I enjoy being an actor, when I'm not entertaining wewe with jokes.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: I always want to make sure the movie I'm in is good. They're not all comedies, my most hivi karibuni film, Suicide was actually quite dark. Yet for some reason, comedians feel like it's a great way to improve their career. Correct me if I'm wrong, but being in a dramatic R-rated film will not improve your comedy career.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: That's why no one knows who Jim Carrey is anymore.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: His hivi karibuni role as Dr. Robotnik...
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Tom continued insulting politicians, much to the delight of his audience.

Tom: Presidential candidates are always a good target for comedians to make fun of, but wewe know what another maarufu target is? Black Lives Matter.
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Many black ponies are accusing millions of ponies of the Caucasian race, for something only one police officer did in the Midwest!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Who's the racist now wewe assholes?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: And do wewe really think that every single Caucasian hates blacks?! When did we time travel back to the 18th Century?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Even the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What's a comedy onyesha without politics? Tom is going to make fun of the presidential election.

Tom: I don't know what's worse, this covid pandemic, au the presidential election.
Crowd: Yeah!!!
Tom: I don't trust either Trump, au Biden so I'm not going to vote. *Talks like a filly* But Tom, it's important for the economy!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Losing jobs, and spending money on taxes is not good for the economy!
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: I don't give a fuck what ponies tell me. I don't trust the president, I don't trust the princess, I don't trust anyone that works for the Equestrian government! Why?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After mentioning things wewe should only do alone, Tom had another segment for his audience to enjoy.

Tom: wewe know one thing I like to do when I'm alone? Rewatch some episodes of On The Block.
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Not only do I enjoy comedy, but I also enjoy being an actor. It's the only job where wewe can get away with murder.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: Unless you're Robert Deniro, and the main protagonist is Al Pacino.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Seeing those two together was a lot of fun, but what really surprised me was seeing Pacino as a cop. He's normally the criminal, but I still got a kick...
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