Episode 6: Wolverine
Me: *Reading The Incredible Hulk #181 near a bakery*
Pinkie Pie: *Bounces up to me* Guten tag, Nick!
Me: Hello Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: *Notices the comic I am reading* Ooooh who's that yellow and blue guy?
Me: Oh, that's Wolverine.
Pinkie Pie: Wolverine? He sounds like fun!
Me: Well, he is the best at what he does. Wolverine, aka Logan, used to an agent for Canada, but later joined the X-Men. He has a healing factor, Adamantium-covered bone claws, and heightened senses.
Pinkie Pie: He sounds like he is best at what he does!
Me: He joined the X-Men in Giant Sized X-Men #1*, which had successfully revived the X-Men, which had ended in 1970.
Pinkie Pie: Yay! Wolverine saved the X-Men!
Me: Yup. He battled alongside the X-Men loyally for many years, yet he seemed too powerful.
Pinkie Pie: *Looks surprised* What did they do? Did they kill him off?
Me: Not yet, but...well...
Pinkie Pie: Well what happened? I can't be that bad!
Me: Magneto rips the adamantium of Wolverine's skeleton in X-Factor #92: Fatal Attractions*.
Pinkie Pie: *Gasps* Oh nooooooooo!
Me: Don't worry, he got new adamantium bonded to his skeleton kwa Apocalypse.
Pinkie Pie: Speaking of adamantium, how did he get it bonded to his skeleton in the first place?
Me: He was taken kwa the Weapon X program, which also had his memories wiped. If wewe want to check it out, It's simply called Weapon X*.
Pinkie Pie: *Sighs* Wolverine sounds soooo boring! He can't die and he has a healing factor!
Me: He actually did burn out his healing factor, and he did die in the Death of Wolverine* mini series.
Pinkie Pie: Wow! That Wolverine sounds super interesting! I'm going to make an Adamantium cake and having a heal factor party! YAY!
Me: Alright...
Me: *Reading The Incredible Hulk #181 near a bakery*
Pinkie Pie: *Bounces up to me* Guten tag, Nick!
Me: Hello Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: *Notices the comic I am reading* Ooooh who's that yellow and blue guy?
Me: Oh, that's Wolverine.
Pinkie Pie: Wolverine? He sounds like fun!
Me: Well, he is the best at what he does. Wolverine, aka Logan, used to an agent for Canada, but later joined the X-Men. He has a healing factor, Adamantium-covered bone claws, and heightened senses.
Pinkie Pie: He sounds like he is best at what he does!
Me: He joined the X-Men in Giant Sized X-Men #1*, which had successfully revived the X-Men, which had ended in 1970.
Pinkie Pie: Yay! Wolverine saved the X-Men!
Me: Yup. He battled alongside the X-Men loyally for many years, yet he seemed too powerful.
Pinkie Pie: *Looks surprised* What did they do? Did they kill him off?
Me: Not yet, but...well...
Pinkie Pie: Well what happened? I can't be that bad!
Me: Magneto rips the adamantium of Wolverine's skeleton in X-Factor #92: Fatal Attractions*.
Pinkie Pie: *Gasps* Oh nooooooooo!
Me: Don't worry, he got new adamantium bonded to his skeleton kwa Apocalypse.
Pinkie Pie: Speaking of adamantium, how did he get it bonded to his skeleton in the first place?
Me: He was taken kwa the Weapon X program, which also had his memories wiped. If wewe want to check it out, It's simply called Weapon X*.
Pinkie Pie: *Sighs* Wolverine sounds soooo boring! He can't die and he has a healing factor!
Me: He actually did burn out his healing factor, and he did die in the Death of Wolverine* mini series.
Pinkie Pie: Wow! That Wolverine sounds super interesting! I'm going to make an Adamantium cake and having a heal factor party! YAY!
Me: Alright...
*Giant Size X-Men #1
*X-Factor #92: Fatal Attractions
*Weapon X
*Death of Wolverine
Trixie:Discort,I only made that stupid Pinkie Pie as a "great master" for only a short time.She does not know what is going to happen.
Discort:And what do wewe want from me?
Trixie:I want wewe to let her know who is the boss here.
Discort:But wewe can do it already.
Trixie:Now,I say!
Discort:Okay,but don't cry to me later.
Trixie:Don't worry.I won't.
Discort:Okay.You asked for it.
Trixie:Don't try to change my mind.I now wewe are still tuched from that friend of yours"Flutter Shy".She is zaidi weaker and stupid than anyone.
Discort:Don't wewe dare to speak to her like that.
Trixie:And why?What are wewe going to do about it?
Discort:I will never work with wewe again.
Trixie:Okay.Turn your self to good.I don't need wewe anymore.You know what?I didn't needed wewe at the first place.
Discort:Very well then.*Leaves*
Trixie:Pahtethic!*sigh*
Discort:I am kwa your side now.
Flutter Shy:How can we believe you?
Twilight:Prove it.
Discort:Okay.*proves it*
Discort:And what do wewe want from me?
Trixie:I want wewe to let her know who is the boss here.
Discort:But wewe can do it already.
Trixie:Now,I say!
Discort:Okay,but don't cry to me later.
Trixie:Don't worry.I won't.
Discort:Okay.You asked for it.
Trixie:Don't try to change my mind.I now wewe are still tuched from that friend of yours"Flutter Shy".She is zaidi weaker and stupid than anyone.
Discort:Don't wewe dare to speak to her like that.
Trixie:And why?What are wewe going to do about it?
Discort:I will never work with wewe again.
Trixie:Okay.Turn your self to good.I don't need wewe anymore.You know what?I didn't needed wewe at the first place.
Discort:Very well then.*Leaves*
Trixie:Pahtethic!*sigh*
Discort:I am kwa your side now.
Flutter Shy:How can we believe you?
Twilight:Prove it.
Discort:Okay.*proves it*
The three together in one picture. What's with the negativity?
Well, this is something i've been thinking of doing for a little bit now. With it being a mwaka since FiM ended - and now that we're being forced to suffer through gppony, pony Life 'til the inayofuata gppony, pony movie hits theaters - i think it's about time for me to rank all the seasons of Friendship is Magic, from my inayopendelewa to my least favorite. So, here it is:
1) Season 4 (BEST)
2) Season 2
3) Season 5
4) Season 7
5) Season 1
6) Season 9
7) Season 6
8) Season 8
9) Season 3 (WORST)
And keep in mind, this is just my opinion. Obviously, not everybody's gonna agree with me on this, but hey, that's totally fine. We all have our own opinions here, and as long as we respect each other and have a good time, that's all that matters.
So now, i wanna know: how would wewe guys rank all the seasons from FiM, from best to worst? whatever your rank is, let me know in the maoni down below! :)
1) Season 4 (BEST)
2) Season 2
3) Season 5
4) Season 7
5) Season 1
6) Season 9
7) Season 6
8) Season 8
9) Season 3 (WORST)
And keep in mind, this is just my opinion. Obviously, not everybody's gonna agree with me on this, but hey, that's totally fine. We all have our own opinions here, and as long as we respect each other and have a good time, that's all that matters.
So now, i wanna know: how would wewe guys rank all the seasons from FiM, from best to worst? whatever your rank is, let me know in the maoni down below! :)
