Episode 8: Hawkeye
Me: *Reading Tales of Suspense #57* in the Canterlot area*
Shining Armor: *Walks up to me* Good morning, Nick.
Me: Hello Shining Armor, how are you?
Shining Armor: I’m doing good. Say, can I ask wewe something?
Me: Sure. What is it?
Shining Armor: The archery contest is coming soon, and the kids want me to dress up as a superhero that uses arrows. Do wewe know one I could use?
Me: Well, the best one I can think of is Hawkeye.
Shining Armor: Hawkeye?
Me: Hawkeye, aka Clint Barton, is a master of archery who joined the Circus as a child. He was mentored kwa Jacques Duquesne, aka The Swordsman.
Shining Armor: He sounds pretty interesting. Please tell me more.
Me: Well, Hawkeye was originally a villain working alongside Black Widow, an agent of the Soviet Union. They fought alongside each other until Black Widow ditched him after a mission. Hawkeye decided to “shoot straight”, if wewe get what I mean?
Shining Armor: *Chuckles a bit* Funny.
Me: Anyways, in Avengers #16*, he joined the new Avengers team, led kwa Captain America. This new team also had Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver.
Shining Armor: So he’s one of the three new Avengers that such a stir in 1965?
Me: *Nods* He’s also started an Avengers team in Los Angeles, called The West Coast Avengers. Starting in The West Coast Avengers #1*, this team consisted of Hawkeye, Mockingbird, War Machine, Tigra, and Wonder Man.
Shining Armor: So he formed a whole group of Avengers...maybe my guards could dress up as the other members *Chuckles*
Me: That actually sounds pretty cool.
Shining Armor: Has Hawkeye done anything awesome lately?
Me: Well, a couple years back he traveled to Japan to rescue Echo, a superheroine and friend of his.In New Avengers #27* became the sekunde Ronin, with Echo’s blessing.
Shining Armor: Interesting. So he’s had zaidi than one secret identity, right?
Me: Yup. Though he did go back to being Hawkeye and got his own series. In Hawkeye #1*, he got a new suit to make him zaidi modern.
Shining Armor: I’ll admit it, Hawkeye’s new suit looks better.
Me: I agree.
Shining Armor: Nick, now I have an idea for what to do! Thank wewe so much.
Me: Welcome.
Me: *Reading Tales of Suspense #57* in the Canterlot area*
Shining Armor: *Walks up to me* Good morning, Nick.
Me: Hello Shining Armor, how are you?
Shining Armor: I’m doing good. Say, can I ask wewe something?
Me: Sure. What is it?
Shining Armor: The archery contest is coming soon, and the kids want me to dress up as a superhero that uses arrows. Do wewe know one I could use?
Me: Well, the best one I can think of is Hawkeye.
Shining Armor: Hawkeye?
Me: Hawkeye, aka Clint Barton, is a master of archery who joined the Circus as a child. He was mentored kwa Jacques Duquesne, aka The Swordsman.
Shining Armor: He sounds pretty interesting. Please tell me more.
Me: Well, Hawkeye was originally a villain working alongside Black Widow, an agent of the Soviet Union. They fought alongside each other until Black Widow ditched him after a mission. Hawkeye decided to “shoot straight”, if wewe get what I mean?
Shining Armor: *Chuckles a bit* Funny.
Me: Anyways, in Avengers #16*, he joined the new Avengers team, led kwa Captain America. This new team also had Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver.
Shining Armor: So he’s one of the three new Avengers that such a stir in 1965?
Me: *Nods* He’s also started an Avengers team in Los Angeles, called The West Coast Avengers. Starting in The West Coast Avengers #1*, this team consisted of Hawkeye, Mockingbird, War Machine, Tigra, and Wonder Man.
Shining Armor: So he formed a whole group of Avengers...maybe my guards could dress up as the other members *Chuckles*
Me: That actually sounds pretty cool.
Shining Armor: Has Hawkeye done anything awesome lately?
Me: Well, a couple years back he traveled to Japan to rescue Echo, a superheroine and friend of his.In New Avengers #27* became the sekunde Ronin, with Echo’s blessing.
Shining Armor: Interesting. So he’s had zaidi than one secret identity, right?
Me: Yup. Though he did go back to being Hawkeye and got his own series. In Hawkeye #1*, he got a new suit to make him zaidi modern.
Shining Armor: I’ll admit it, Hawkeye’s new suit looks better.
Me: I agree.
Shining Armor: Nick, now I have an idea for what to do! Thank wewe so much.
Me: Welcome.
*Tales of Suspense #57
*Avengers #16
*New Avengers #27
*Hawkeye #1
Alright..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my inayopendelewa character Twilight and AppleJack, kwa using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer kusoma Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little gppony, pony has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if wewe really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my inayopendelewa character Twilight and AppleJack, kwa using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer kusoma Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little gppony, pony has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if wewe really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
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Gummy's Yummy Christmas.
It was the night before Hearth's Warming at the Breakfast household.
Gummy kubeba wanted to stay up late.
"You can't stay up, our Little Gummy Bear." Mother and Father told.
But Gummy didn't listen, so she probably met her fate.
Gummy crept down the stairs to watch Matt Groening cartoons.
Even though she TOO D-
Even though she was not told to.
Gummy got out the popcorn.
Got out the pop.
She turned the TV on and...well, pop.
Poor Gummy forgot to turn off the microwave
She forgot to get the popcorn!
It caught fire!
Gummy screamed!
And down came Mother and Father!
"Oh, Mother, oh, Father." Gummy pleaded.
"I really didn't mean too,
"It was just an accident."
maple and Buttered looked at each other.
"It's just a little dent!"
Though Gummy did not see Santa that day,
She got many Hearth's Warming presents.
Teddy bears, lollipops...
And an amazing pile of...
Marshmallows.
Happy Hearth's Warming!
Gummy's Yummy Christmas.
It was the night before Hearth's Warming at the Breakfast household.
Gummy kubeba wanted to stay up late.
"You can't stay up, our Little Gummy Bear." Mother and Father told.
But Gummy didn't listen, so she probably met her fate.
Gummy crept down the stairs to watch Matt Groening cartoons.
Even though she TOO D-
Even though she was not told to.
Gummy got out the popcorn.
Got out the pop.
She turned the TV on and...well, pop.
Poor Gummy forgot to turn off the microwave
She forgot to get the popcorn!
It caught fire!
Gummy screamed!
And down came Mother and Father!
"Oh, Mother, oh, Father." Gummy pleaded.
"I really didn't mean too,
"It was just an accident."
maple and Buttered looked at each other.
"It's just a little dent!"
Though Gummy did not see Santa that day,
She got many Hearth's Warming presents.
Teddy bears, lollipops...
And an amazing pile of...
Marshmallows.
Happy Hearth's Warming!
Nancy
Hawkeye, and Stylo's passenger train is to the right
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