WARNING: There will be zaidi swearing than last time (And it'll be zaidi intense)
Well, I've already done three points on Flash Sentry, and now I'm going to add a new one and I'll debunk counter arguments against this a**hole.
#4: He's a cliche
wewe all know this one. The nice a**hole who is always nice and is never wrong. This was okay in the 60's, when the CCA didn't allow anything else. However, this is a movie in made in 2013. Times have changed. Men are no longer characterless husks who are only made to be buff and make little girls fawn over!
And now...to debunk some dumb counter arguments...
"If he has no flaws, why don't wewe make some for him?" - Really? I have to develop a main character who is a big part of the movie? wewe know stupid that sounds?
"Cliche can be nice." - Unless it's supposed to be stupid, then it's not.
"What's wrong with having a nice, flawless guy?" - That sounds even stupider...it's basically saying that men with flaws are bad, and that flawless men are good. If that's true, wewe need to pull your head out of your a** and get into our modern f***ing world. Men aren't "Knights in shining armor". Like this quote says, "A knight in shining armor is a man who has never had his metal truly tested".
Now, I'll compare Flash Sentry to buibui Man. buibui Man has flaws, and he's a better character!
buibui Man: I didn't catch a crook, and my uncle payed the price...
Flash Sentry: I like Camaros.
buibui Man: I'm constantly bullied at school and my name is always hated kwa J. Jonah Jameson, yet I carry on. My city needs a hero. It's my responsibility...
Flash Sentry: I'm maarufu and like sports.
buibui Man: My first girlfriend died. When I tried to catch her with my webs, it accidentally snapped her neck. I couldn't save her...
Flash Sentry: I fell in upendo with the first girl I see.
Now...I need to get some thoughts out...
FLASH SENTRY, IF wewe CAN READ THIS, wewe HAVE MADE ME VERY ANGRY. LIKE I HAVE STATED IN MY FIRST RANT! wewe HAVE NO F***ING CHARACTER, YOU'RE AS BORING AS F***ING WHITE BREAD! NO, WHITE mkate HAS zaidi VARIETY THAN YOU! wewe DON'T DESERVE TO BE WITH TWILIGHT SPARKLE, EVEN THOUGH THE B***ES AT HASBRO SAY THAT wewe TWO ARE MADE FOR EACH OTHER! wewe ARE AN INSULT TO REAL MEAN EVERYWHERE WHO HAVE TO LIVE WITH THEIR FLAWS, BUT WE HAVE PERSONALITY AND OUR STRUGGLES MAKE US WHO WE ARE, wewe MOTHERF***ER!
wewe NEED TO GO TO DEVELOPMENT HELL, AND THEN WE MIGHT GET A DECENT CHARACTER WHO HAS STRUGGLES, UNLIKE YOU!
Well, I've already done three points on Flash Sentry, and now I'm going to add a new one and I'll debunk counter arguments against this a**hole.
#4: He's a cliche
wewe all know this one. The nice a**hole who is always nice and is never wrong. This was okay in the 60's, when the CCA didn't allow anything else. However, this is a movie in made in 2013. Times have changed. Men are no longer characterless husks who are only made to be buff and make little girls fawn over!
And now...to debunk some dumb counter arguments...
"If he has no flaws, why don't wewe make some for him?" - Really? I have to develop a main character who is a big part of the movie? wewe know stupid that sounds?
"Cliche can be nice." - Unless it's supposed to be stupid, then it's not.
"What's wrong with having a nice, flawless guy?" - That sounds even stupider...it's basically saying that men with flaws are bad, and that flawless men are good. If that's true, wewe need to pull your head out of your a** and get into our modern f***ing world. Men aren't "Knights in shining armor". Like this quote says, "A knight in shining armor is a man who has never had his metal truly tested".
Now, I'll compare Flash Sentry to buibui Man. buibui Man has flaws, and he's a better character!
buibui Man: I didn't catch a crook, and my uncle payed the price...
Flash Sentry: I like Camaros.
buibui Man: I'm constantly bullied at school and my name is always hated kwa J. Jonah Jameson, yet I carry on. My city needs a hero. It's my responsibility...
Flash Sentry: I'm maarufu and like sports.
buibui Man: My first girlfriend died. When I tried to catch her with my webs, it accidentally snapped her neck. I couldn't save her...
Flash Sentry: I fell in upendo with the first girl I see.
Now...I need to get some thoughts out...
FLASH SENTRY, IF wewe CAN READ THIS, wewe HAVE MADE ME VERY ANGRY. LIKE I HAVE STATED IN MY FIRST RANT! wewe HAVE NO F***ING CHARACTER, YOU'RE AS BORING AS F***ING WHITE BREAD! NO, WHITE mkate HAS zaidi VARIETY THAN YOU! wewe DON'T DESERVE TO BE WITH TWILIGHT SPARKLE, EVEN THOUGH THE B***ES AT HASBRO SAY THAT wewe TWO ARE MADE FOR EACH OTHER! wewe ARE AN INSULT TO REAL MEAN EVERYWHERE WHO HAVE TO LIVE WITH THEIR FLAWS, BUT WE HAVE PERSONALITY AND OUR STRUGGLES MAKE US WHO WE ARE, wewe MOTHERF***ER!
wewe NEED TO GO TO DEVELOPMENT HELL, AND THEN WE MIGHT GET A DECENT CHARACTER WHO HAS STRUGGLES, UNLIKE YOU!
Ok, yes, intro after the first part. I forgot. So yeah.
A whole year, after Shining Armor and Cadence's wedding, the Mane 6 are going to their anniversary. They will meet tough dangers along the way. Who knows what...
~~Characters~~
Twilight Sparkle
upinde wa mvua Dash
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
Applejack
Rarity
Cadence
Shining Armor
Celestia
Luna
Chrysalis
Shadow Mist (OC)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Part 1: link
A whole year, after Shining Armor and Cadence's wedding, the Mane 6 are going to their anniversary. They will meet tough dangers along the way. Who knows what...
~~Characters~~
Twilight Sparkle
upinde wa mvua Dash
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
Applejack
Rarity
Cadence
Shining Armor
Celestia
Luna
Chrysalis
Shadow Mist (OC)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Part 1: link
LATER!
"Why are wewe so sure I can find wewe gems?" Sweetie kengele asked, as she was needed to travel with the diamond dogs.
"Your Rarity's sister. So she probably showed wewe how to do that gem finding spell" Rover said.
As it turned out, this wasn't false, Rarity DID teach her the gem finding spell.
"Fine.. But on one condition" Sweetie kengele insisted.
"What NOW" Rover groaned.
"You have to piggy back me" Sweetie kengele told him.
"Wha- No!" Rover cried.
"Piggy back me! Piggy back me!" Sweetie kengele cried stubbornly.
"There's no way in hell I'm giving wewe a piggy back!" Rover cried annoyedly.
Ironically, and with great annoyance to him, Rover is shown having to piggy back Sweetie Bell.
Rover was angrily mumbling to himself, the whole way.
"SLOW DOWN! I want to get there! But I want to get there ALIVE!" Sweetie kengele cried annoyingly, from on juu of Rover.
"Why are wewe so sure I can find wewe gems?" Sweetie kengele asked, as she was needed to travel with the diamond dogs.
"Your Rarity's sister. So she probably showed wewe how to do that gem finding spell" Rover said.
As it turned out, this wasn't false, Rarity DID teach her the gem finding spell.
"Fine.. But on one condition" Sweetie kengele insisted.
"What NOW" Rover groaned.
"You have to piggy back me" Sweetie kengele told him.
"Wha- No!" Rover cried.
"Piggy back me! Piggy back me!" Sweetie kengele cried stubbornly.
"There's no way in hell I'm giving wewe a piggy back!" Rover cried annoyedly.
Ironically, and with great annoyance to him, Rover is shown having to piggy back Sweetie Bell.
Rover was angrily mumbling to himself, the whole way.
"SLOW DOWN! I want to get there! But I want to get there ALIVE!" Sweetie kengele cried annoyingly, from on juu of Rover.