My Little Poney Article: On The Block Episode 15 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Saten Twist was watching zaidi television.

Master Sword: *Enters Saten Twist's house* You're still watching television?!
Saten Twist: They're still inaonyesha that drought in Alicornia. I really don't see why thousands of ponies care about that state.
Master Sword: They make most of our produce.
Saten Twist: We live in Neigh Jersey. We make our own produce.
Master Sword: Point taken, but still. If that drought gets worse, it could come towards us.
Saten Twist: Bullshit. We'll make it go towards the Canadians. Nopony cares about them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: You're starting to act like a recolor.
Saten Twist: Oh not this again.
Sean: *Knocks on door, but makes it fall* I did not want that to happen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: hujambo Sean, do wewe know what recolors are?
Sean: Don't mention them to me. They're the worst type of ponies everypony should know.
TheLivingTombstone: *Arrives* Hey! That's part of my song, Octavia's Overture. Make your own goddamn song, and stop stealing from me!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I never even heard of this guy.
Master Sword: Forget about it. He's not even part of the show. Anyway, Saten Twist doesn't know, au care about recolors.
Sean: Well wewe better. Otherwise, they'll kidnap you, and people will make recolors of you.
Saten Twist: I wouldn't mind seeing a green version of me.
Master Sword: So wewe don't care if your life is in danger?
Saten Twist: I don't even know what the word danger means.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I'm gonna try this again. I will onyesha wewe why recolors are bad. *Turns on TV*

Another episode of Recolors Are Dicks appeared.

Audience: *Laughing*

The same two recolors from part 2 of this episode appear.

Recolor Snips: Hey. Give me all your money.
Recolor Snails: But I don't want to give wewe my money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: *Points a bazooka at Recolor Snails* I alisema give me all the goddamn money!
Recolor Snails: Oh, not this again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: Give me all the goddamn money.
Recolor Snails: *Grabs a bazooka, and points it at Snips* Aha! wewe weren't expecting that! Were you?
Recolor Snips: Well this scenario has taken an unexpected turn.
Audience: *Laughing*

The TV turned off. Saten Twist was now confused.

Saten Twist: Why do wewe keep inaonyesha me this shit?
Master Sword: To let wewe know why recolors are dicks. I've already shown it to Snow Wonder, Double Scoop, Aina, and Tom. They all agree with me. Recolors are dicks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: F*ck you. That's all the time we have for this episode. See wewe inayofuata time.

The End

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Nightmare Moonraker part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con & Twilight continued to the secret base.

Twilight: Alright were here. We need to sneak in *turns invisible*
Con: *turns invisible*
Russian pony35: *enters base*
Con & Twilight: *follow russian*
Russian pony35: hm?
Twilight: *snaps russian's neck*
Russian pony45: Hold on. *walks toward Twilight*
Con: *puts silencer on gun*
Russian pony45: huh? Там есть плавающая пушка! *there's a floating gun*
Con: *shoots russian pony*
Russian pony36: Там есть плавающая пушка!
Con: *kills that russian* How many are we dealing with here?
Twilight: Man I don't know! Find...

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MLP Mafias Are Dangerous episode 2 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Twilight: Not only did I lose my wings, but Celestia put a spell on me to make me sound like a black man!
Rainbow Dash: Wow. wewe can stay with us until Celestia makes wewe a princess again.
Twilight: thanks gurl.
Sean: *walks in house* Twilight? What happened to your wings?
Twilight: Man, I done too much stupid shit, and they got taken away.
Sean: Why do wewe sound black?
Twilight: That's another thing ah got for being idiotic.
Rainbow Dash: Who alisema you're idiotic? Sure wewe made a few wrong choices, but that doesn't make wewe retarted.
Sean: Yeah, I'm pretty sure Albert Einstein made some dumb choices....

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The Mare With The Golden Gun part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hattan: *driving down road*
Con: Hmmm.
Weston: Ah'm not sure why they sell equestrian cars in China.
Con: *steals car*
Weston: What the hay?
Con: Who are you?
Weston: I'm Constaple Weston B. River. Ah saw wewe before. You're that secret agent!
Con: How'd wewe know that?
Weston: The Koreans told me.
Con: Ohh great.
Weston: Who are we chasing?
Con: That blue Wrestler with the white ukuta tires.
Hattan: *turns right*
Con: *does drift*
Sneak Peak: Floor it! Con's chasing us.
Hattan: *weaving through traffic*
Con: *honks horn*
Weston: Get out of the bloody way!
pony in car: Stop shouting!
Weston: I am a police...

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The New Era... PART 4

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Pilot 1 - GasMask On
time : 15:30
location : near LasPegasus
objiective : Find And Kill GoldenHorn
Pilot 2 - fourty-five we near the location
fourty-five - copy over five-o-five
Pilot 1 - holy shit there toxics everywhere
Dimitri - he want gas all civiliants...
Damn - damn...
Shadow *from radio* - Im under... 10 BTR's under the GoldenHorn office... 9 birds flying... no wait... se another one... ok there 10 birds... there contact Destroyer... when wewe land we Lost conntact with wewe five-o-five...
fourty-five - we landing... good luck
Shadow *from radio* - good luck five-o-five... happy hunting... Shadow...

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The Pegasus That Wouldn't Quit part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The sun was rising in Baltimare, as a few stallions were cleaning their house. upinde wa mvua Dash was asleep in that building, and still is. She got there after Fluttershy was killed. But later on

Stallion 63: Lets go. songesha it!
Celestia: wewe broke our wings. We can't songesha as fast as you.
Luna: You'll be sorry if wewe kill us.
Stallion 54: Just keep moving. Wait a minute.
Stallion 63: What is it?
Stallion 54: I just thought I saw upinde wa mvua Crash.
Nice Stallion: uh oh.
Stallion 54: *tries to look through window*
Nerdy pony: Hey! Guess what? I just invented a new thing called Multiplying! It's like adding,...

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Pinkie's Duel part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Pinkie Pie enters the restaurant, and soon meets the manager

Manager: Hello
Pinkie Pie: Hi
Manager: What happened out there?
Pinkie Pie: A gppony, pony driving a big rig tried to kill me.
manager: Really?
Pinkie Pie: yeah *sits down at table*
Waiter: Can I get wewe anything?
Pinkie Pie: Just a cupcake. *looks out window & spots truck*
Waiter: Anything else?
Pinkie Pie: a water, and do wewe have any asperine?
Waiter: Coming right up.

While Pinkie looks at the truck she remembered the gppony, pony driving it had machungwa, chungwa hooves. The driver had to be in this restaurant. There were only three ponies that had machungwa, chungwa hooves....

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Discord is Back part 15....CONGRATULATIONS!!!! (Mah last article)

posted by applejackrocks

Back with the story......

Twilight: wewe ponies did a very good job defeating Discord.
All: Thanks!!
AJ: Nikki, y'all are a very good rope pony.
Nikki: *blushes* thanks...
PP: I upendo YOUR HAIR CS! IT REMINDS ME OF SOMEPONY! BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER WHO!!
CS:*giggles* Pinkie, your so random!
RD: So your joining the army score?
Score: Actually, (looks at her friends) Im staying here, with my friends...
RD: Nice.
Rarity: I must say Pacifica, I upendo wewe outfit!
Pacifica: Finally somepony who understands my style!
Fluttershy: Your my inayopendelewa element Stormy..
Stormy: hehe..thanks..
Twilight: Well, we gotta go.
Main6: BYE!!!!!
All: BYE!!!!!!
Azura: We did a good job girls..
CS: We sure did Azura..we sure did...
Score: who wants to play video games at my house?!?!
Nikki: ME!!
CS: I DO! I Do!
Azura: Count me in!
Pacifica: Me too!
Stormy: Me three!!!

THE END!!!!

I'll make zaidi articles, don't worry.

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Discord Is back part 14........Pacifica Changes

posted by applejackrocks

The colts stood beside Discord. And the mares were lined up in front of Discord.

Azura: Well, Well, Well....
Discord: Mmmmmf!!!
Score: wewe give up?
Discord: Mmmf!!!
CS: Letsmfinish him girls.
Stormy: Alrighty!
Nikki: *smirks*

They combined there elements. The 5 ponies rose from the floor. Then they all opened their eyes, and their were glowing. Then FLASH! A big upinde wa mvua came out of the elements, and hit Discord, causing him to turn into Stone. Then, they all fell down, tierd of the work they had done.

Stormy: Did we do it?
Azura: I think so!
CS: We did it!
Score: Woo-Hoo!
Nikki: Yee-Haw!!!!
All: (hugs each...

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Discord is back part 10.......We gotta bring back there memory

posted by applejackrocks

Cotton Swirls told Azura to build 3 cages, the size of Nikki, Stormy, and Score. And so, Azura build them. They both threw Nikki, Stormy, and Score each into a different cage. After That, they went to look for the others (Pixel, Pacifica, Brawny, Twirl, BS, and Jack). Azura carried Pixel and Brawny, and CS carried Twirl, Pacifica, and Jack back where the others were.

Azura: Okay, now that we have them all together, what do we do?
CS: Well, we gotta bring back there Memory.
Azura: Right, but how?
CS: Ummmmmmm.....We can sing a song, au onyesha them some pictures of us, au just talk to them.
Azura: I...

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A Changeling Hearth's Warming Eve Part 3

posted by The_Exorcist

Everypony was shouting once Cotton Swirls and her Marafiki got out. "This is terrible!"said Score Heights. They saw Queen Chrysalis using her dark magic to destroy every house in Ponyville. Score Heights went running to her and then told Queen Chrysalis,"Why would wewe do this to us? We don't deserve this!" Queen Chrysalis just chuckled and said,"I don't think wewe remember what happened at the wedding. I had my chance to get married with him. Now I give payback!" Score Heights looked up and she saw Princess Celestia.

"Princess Celestia!"said Score Heights. "Go get your Marafiki and gather them...

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One Left apple

posted by mariofan14

*This is an OC story with flippy_fan210's OC, Claw, who's not a pony, but what looks like a lynx. I'm also including my Bayonetta gppony, pony in this. And this is truly my longest story I have made, so I'm sorry about this. Enjoy.*

One fine siku at Sweet apple Acres, the apple family was working hard in the fields, bucking the trees to harvest the apples. apple Bloom, however, was working with Granny Smith around the house. After a while, the old green gppony, pony says, "Ya done real good there, apple Bloom. Maybe wewe can help out yer brother and sister out in the fields." "Ah sure will!" apple Bloom leaped...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville With A Vengeance part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It's been two years after Canterlot got bombed. Unfortunately the ngome got destroyed, but thankfully everyone in it survived and the ngome was rebuilt. Scootaloo killed Robotnik, but he got Discord free. He also got Blaze the Cat to lead his army, while Discord got Diamond Tiara with Silverspoon to jiunge his army. "Those cutie mark crusaders are fighting to save Equestria." He informed them. Hating Applebloom, and her Marafiki so much, Tiara, and Silverspoon were convinced to jiunge Discord's army. The logo stayed to the swastika, but the name was changed to Disci, combining Discord's name with...

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King Sombra's Return pt.5

posted by Mylittlecute12

Twilight and Fluttershy enter the tower.
"Hello is anypony home"? asked, Fluttershy.
"Look the staircase"! said, Twilight.
"Fluttershy wewe keep guard up here while I'll go down the stairs" said, Twilight.
"Okay" whispered, Fluttershy.
"I better be careful I don't wanna fall again". said, Twilight." I hope Twilight is okay I don't want her to get hurt". whispered, Fluttershy.
(evil laughing)
Fluttershy "screams".
"Fluttershy"! yells, Twilight.
Twilight runs back up the stairs.
But when she trys running up the stairs, they just keep going down like everlasting steps.

"Help!!!!!!!!!!!" screams, Fluttershy.

To be continued.........

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Equestrian Tales: Chapter Eleven

posted by Tawnyjay

Chapter Eleven: Rarity
I tucked kwa hooves underneath me and sighed. “Twilight, do we have to? I have a bad feeling about this…”

Rainbow Dash was glaring at the ground. “I can’t believe this… I’m so not going!” But we all knew those were empty words—she would come.

Fluttershy had gotten over her panic, but was still nervous.
“Are… are wewe sure about this?”

Twilight alisema her inayofuata words mournfully. “We have to be…”

Discord popped his head back in. “I’m readdddy~” he sang. “You?”

“As ready as we’ll ever be,” I sighed, and trotted...

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Discord Conquers Equestria(pt. 1)

posted by xFluttershyx

"Okay, everypony", alisema Bluehooves. All we have to do is take the way out like we did last time."

"Follow me, everypony!" As soon as Constance alisema that, tje maze grew hedges that seperated everypony from each other.

Terra screamed.

"Calm down, Terra", Vanilla Twilight said. "Everything's okay."

Terra screamed, "No it's not! I'm seperated from everypony and I'm scared!"

"Stop being such a scaredy pony", alisema Constance.

"Arguing won't get us out of here", alisema Bluehooves. "Let's all just try and find the exit!"

"I agree", alisema Nashgear.

Everypony began looking for a way out.

-With Bluehooves-
Bluehooves...

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Double Trouble (The Secret About Pinkie Pie) pt 5 Final

posted by pikachu700

*Runs*
Me: Go Derpy (i stop while Derpy runs like Crazy)
me: *hugs fluttershy* Fluttershy why are wewe doing this i know wewe have the power to stop this so upendo and care for me *kisses fluttershy and she returns back to normal*
Fluttershy: Go phoenix i got this
me: but...
fluttershy: JUST GO!
(Phoenix runs and hopes if she makes it out)
Derpy: wewe made it out!
me: but not Fluttershy :'(
Derpy: Aww :'(
me:but if she makes it out just... someday
Derpy: Wanna bake some muffins
me: =-= Thanks but no thanks mabye later? i guess
Derpy: ok
The end

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Pinkie's journey pt.1

posted by mariofan14

It was a bright and shining siku in the beautiful town of Ponyville. Everyone was doing their regular thing: talking, shopping, working, playing, the usual. But at Sugar Cube Corner, things were going to be a little different.

Pound and pumpkin, boga Cake, the twin foals, now about 3 and a half months old, were beginning to be a little zaidi aware of their powers, using them for whatever purpose there is, sometimes including help around the jikoni when it needs cleaning. Those kids sure are better with their powers now, here's its downside: They want to use it OUTSIDE of the town!

One day, when Pinkie...

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The mystery of happiness Prolouge

posted by whiteclaw

I grew up in a town where wewe had to fight just to get a point across to someone. Where ponies would drop dead from; Homicide, fatigue, starvation, and zaidi commonly suicide. So how can a Stallion like me, end up at the most extravagent party in Equestria? He becomes the best Doctor these Royals have ever known.

How does he ruin the Grand Galloping Gala to the point where no gppony, pony will ever return to the event? He burns it to the ground. I know I sound mad but it`s the only way I can accomplish my mission.

I lit a match near the fabric curtains, the rest took care of itself. First there was panic, then there was choking. And finally, the sweet passion of death. How I envy there adrenaline, I felt no remorce.

To be continued...

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Once upon a Fluttershy...pt. 9(The Takeover)

posted by noahnstar1616

.....
I finally got out of he Everfree forest and headed fir my cottage to see if Queen Chrysalis did anything to my precious animals. She didn't.

If she's not here, where is she?

I went into town to see if she caused any trouble there. She hadn't.

Hmm.

I saw upinde wa mvua Dash and ran to tell her who I saw in the Everfree forest. "Rainbow, you'll never believe wewe I saw-"

"I have to go, Fluttershy." upinde wa mvua Dash flew away.

I followed. "But it's really important-" She flew faster than me. I flew a little faster, too. "Rainbow, listen to-" She then flew away even faster and I knew I could'nt catch up.. I...

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Once upon a Fluttershy...pt. 7(The Escape)

posted by noahnstar1616

.....
I tried to get of the goo. I couldn't believe I had probably put Ponyville in danger. I knew I had to escape. So, I thought of a plan. "Oh, please, changling minion, let me go."

My element of harmony. Kindness.

The changling that was guarding me shook its head.

"Pretty please." I gave my kindest smile.

The changling set me free.

"Thanks oh so very much." I then flew out of the cave like lightning.

I was going to Ponyville to see if Queen Chrysalis did anything to my reputation.
.....
"And she did."