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Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with upinde wa mvua Dash, and we were going to songesha into a very nice house kwa a cupcake factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

upinde wa mvua Dash: *Putting bags into the shina of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
upinde wa mvua Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Closes trunk* What wewe really want to do though is skiing. This house we're going to live in is on juu of a really big mountain. Since it's February, there's going to be lots of snow, and it'll be perfect for us to go skiing.
Scootaloo: That sounds amazing.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I can't wait to try it out.

We got into upinde wa mvua Dash's car, and started going to the house we would live in.

Scootaloo: wewe know what else would be great?
upinde wa mvua Dash: What?
Scootaloo: If I was able to fly. That would be the best thing ever.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I'm sure we can get enough time for wewe to practice.

Just then, a car with tinted windows was seen behind us. The driver revved the engine a few times while cruising behind us.

upinde wa mvua Dash: He wants to race. *Turns on radio* I'll get a good racing song on, and we'll beat him with no sweat.

Song: link

Then the road had two lanes, and the driver tried to pass us.

upinde wa mvua Dash: *Floors it*
Unknown Pony: *Floors it, and tries to pass upinde wa mvua Dash*
Scootaloo: He'll never pass us.
upinde wa mvua Dash: That's because we're awesome.

Surprisingly, upinde wa mvua Dash, and that gppony, pony in the black car were the only two ponies driving on the road. He was starting to catch up, but I knew upinde wa mvua Dash would win.

Unknown Pony: *About to pass upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Hits the nitrous button, and goes faster then the unknown pony. She goes really fast up a steep hill*

This part I'll never forget. As soon as we reached the juu of the hill, the car went airborne. Then it landed in the driveway of our new house.

upinde wa mvua Dash: *Turns her car off*
Scootaloo: Whoa.
upinde wa mvua Dash: That...
Scootaloo: Was....
Scootaloo & upinde wa mvua Dash: AWESOME!!!
upinde wa mvua Dash: I upendo this car. Whenever I hit that nitrous button, it goes almost as fast as me.
Scootaloo: What kind of nitrous is it?
upinde wa mvua Dash: A special kind that me, and Twilight make. It's better, and cheaper then regular nitrous.

When we got out of the car, and began to unpack our belongings, Pinkie Pie arrived.

Pinkie Pie: Guten tag.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Hi Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: *Points to cupcake factory* I work over there across the mitaani, mtaa from your house. wewe can come over anytime wewe want, but remember, wewe must not eat keki on Sunday. *Walks away*
Scootaloo: Why shouldn't I eat keki on Sunday?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Let me tell wewe after we unpack our stuff.
Scootaloo: *Sees the car that was racing upinde wa mvua Dash. It slowly passes kwa which makes her nervous*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Sees Scootaloo* wewe alright?
Scootaloo: Yeah. Just zoning out. Let's finish unpacking so wewe can tell me why I shouldn't eat keki on Sunday.

2 B Continued
 The car following/racing upinde wa mvua Dash
The car following/racing Rainbow Dash
posted by SomeoneButNoone
FI - We will let her be with my friend here, before we gonna give her up we have one zaidi job to do. It won't give us money but will eliminate our enemies. There is group of robbers called the mbwa mwitu pack. Those sluts aliiba all my Intel and probably gonna use it before us. We have two things to do in their little safehous. Firstly get to their main computer hack inside and take our Intel out. Also if wewe can get some Intel on them, they are not only four people like me. They are organisated. And sekunde will be scaring them from ous - their boss have little cute dog as pet - blow his brains out...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 5

Evil in costume of friend.

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Arthur - Do wewe think this will help us?
Holy Palladin - The damn kid is on her side now so it will be easy to kidnap one of them.
Arthur - With one shall we kidnap *drinks wine*
Holy Palladin - Why choosing! Take both of princesses!
Arthur - Soon your and my dream will become one... From old times I was taken as an ally to everyone... Time to onyesha them my power.
Holy Palladin - *leaves room* Fool... He have no idea that when I wil l claim the ancient dragon for myself I'll kill him... Hahahaha...

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Lilly - Did wewe cleaned the floor?
Shadowknight - Yes...
Lilly...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Red was taken into the hospital to be treated. X rays were taken of her bones, and only her back legs were broken.

Rick: I'm sorry this happened.
Red: It's not your fault.
Tim: The stallion who ran wewe over has been arrested. He turned himself in.
Red: When do I get back to work?
Tim: Soon. The Captain will talk to wewe about that.

Two days later, Red returned to work with Toby. She couldn't drive, so she had to work the radio, while Toby would do the driving.

Tim: *Driving the police car*
Julia: It feels great to be back in the M4.
Tim: I'll say.
Dispatch: Attention all units, an important...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pictures of the new characters

Snow Wonder: link
Cosmic Rainbow: link
Heartsong: link
Annie: link
Blaze: link
Sophie Shimmer: link


Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on mitaani, mtaa corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing inayofuata to Double Scoop*
Tom: zaidi ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Marafiki live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: hujambo everypony. Great to see wewe again.
Tom: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Tom, what was that for?
Tom: We need to forget about the jokes, and get things moving so the director won't get angry at us.
Master Sword: But we can't forget about jokes! This is a comedy show!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I never alisema we weren't going to do jokes....
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