When I woke up, I found myself in a basement, tied up to a table. The basement was dark, and there was..... wewe know what? This is taking up too much time. The basement looked exactly just like the one in Cupcakes.
Scootaloo: *Looks up at a banner that says Life Is A Party* A party? What kind of gppony, pony would throw a party like this?
Jeff: *Arrives* Someone that isn't a pony.
Scootaloo: *Screams, but stops* Wait a second. You're upinde wa mvua Dash, and Pinkie Pie in disguise.
Jeff: Nope. Speaking of upinde wa mvua Dash, do wewe remember that race she had with a guy in a black sedan yesterday?
Scootaloo: Yes.
Jeff: I was the one driving that car. I was going to kill wewe two if wewe lost, but since wewe ate a cupcake on a sunday, go to sleep.
Scootaloo: Excuse me?
Jeff: I alisema go to sleep. You're supposed to sleep so I can kill you.
Scootaloo: Really? Because based off of the decor in this basement, it looks like you're supposed to take out my bodyparts, and use them for making cupcakes.
Jeff: That's disgusting. I just want to kill you.
Scootaloo: Yeah well, I don't think that's gonna happen. Because I'm not going to fall asleep.
Jeff: Then I'll make wewe fall asleep. *Grabs a watch, and has it dangling in front of Scootaloo* wewe are getting very very sleepy. Your eyes are about to close. When I count to five, wewe will sleep. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5.
Scootaloo: *Does not fall asleep* wewe do realize that never works. Right?
Jeff: *Gets very nervous* Uhknoesngoegierogrdnhodjfkh, *Runs to get a dart gun* I shall shoot wewe with this, and make wewe fall asleep.
Scootaloo: How many darts do wewe have in there?
Jeff: Three. *Shoots all three of them, but he misses, and they hit the ukuta behind Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: *Bored* really?
Jeff: GGGRRRRRRRR!!!! FINE! wewe ASKED FOR IT!! I'M GONNA CUT OUT YOUR BODYPARTS, AND USE THEM TO MAKE CUPCAKES!!!!
He dashed off shouting out a lot of obscenities, and after five sekunde he returned with a plastic knife, a rubber band, a broken watch, and a spoon with Teletubbies on it.
Scootaloo: This is what you're gonna use to cut out my bodyparts?
Jeff: *Smiles* Yes. I'm such a genius!
Scootaloo: *Sarcastic* Right.
Jeff: And now, to cut off your wings. *Grabs the plastic knife, but then he trips, and cuts the rope*
Scootaloo: Thank you. *Breaks free, and escapes*
Jeff: THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!! GUARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guard 1: Yes sir.
Jeff: There was a little filly I had here tied up. Go find her!
Guard 5: Sir, please be zaidi specific. What does this filly look like?
Jeff: It's orange, and has purple hair. Kill her.
Guard 3: Yes sir.
They all ran off to try, and find me.
2 B Continued
Scootaloo: *Looks up at a banner that says Life Is A Party* A party? What kind of gppony, pony would throw a party like this?
Jeff: *Arrives* Someone that isn't a pony.
Scootaloo: *Screams, but stops* Wait a second. You're upinde wa mvua Dash, and Pinkie Pie in disguise.
Jeff: Nope. Speaking of upinde wa mvua Dash, do wewe remember that race she had with a guy in a black sedan yesterday?
Scootaloo: Yes.
Jeff: I was the one driving that car. I was going to kill wewe two if wewe lost, but since wewe ate a cupcake on a sunday, go to sleep.
Scootaloo: Excuse me?
Jeff: I alisema go to sleep. You're supposed to sleep so I can kill you.
Scootaloo: Really? Because based off of the decor in this basement, it looks like you're supposed to take out my bodyparts, and use them for making cupcakes.
Jeff: That's disgusting. I just want to kill you.
Scootaloo: Yeah well, I don't think that's gonna happen. Because I'm not going to fall asleep.
Jeff: Then I'll make wewe fall asleep. *Grabs a watch, and has it dangling in front of Scootaloo* wewe are getting very very sleepy. Your eyes are about to close. When I count to five, wewe will sleep. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5.
Scootaloo: *Does not fall asleep* wewe do realize that never works. Right?
Jeff: *Gets very nervous* Uhknoesngoegierogrdnhodjfkh, *Runs to get a dart gun* I shall shoot wewe with this, and make wewe fall asleep.
Scootaloo: How many darts do wewe have in there?
Jeff: Three. *Shoots all three of them, but he misses, and they hit the ukuta behind Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: *Bored* really?
Jeff: GGGRRRRRRRR!!!! FINE! wewe ASKED FOR IT!! I'M GONNA CUT OUT YOUR BODYPARTS, AND USE THEM TO MAKE CUPCAKES!!!!
He dashed off shouting out a lot of obscenities, and after five sekunde he returned with a plastic knife, a rubber band, a broken watch, and a spoon with Teletubbies on it.
Scootaloo: This is what you're gonna use to cut out my bodyparts?
Jeff: *Smiles* Yes. I'm such a genius!
Scootaloo: *Sarcastic* Right.
Jeff: And now, to cut off your wings. *Grabs the plastic knife, but then he trips, and cuts the rope*
Scootaloo: Thank you. *Breaks free, and escapes*
Jeff: THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!! GUARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guard 1: Yes sir.
Jeff: There was a little filly I had here tied up. Go find her!
Guard 5: Sir, please be zaidi specific. What does this filly look like?
Jeff: It's orange, and has purple hair. Kill her.
Guard 3: Yes sir.
They all ran off to try, and find me.
2 B Continued
hi everypony,its me jordy dash.unfortunatley my i pad charger broke so no moto dash: series D; im moyo broken as im uandishi this on xbox and it sucks.this may be my last thing for sometime so if wewe ask me anything itll be rare for me to reply,before i log out i want to thank everypony here,thanks jordy dash aka jordan signing out ); i need to extend this to publiso heres pimkie lolololololololololololllllllllllllllllllllllooooooolllllooooooooooooooooooollllllllllooooooooooooooolllllllllllll