My Little Poney Article: Don't Eat keki On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 6

Don't Eat keki On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Me, and upinde wa mvua Dash found my scooter. It was stolen kwa some intoxicated stallion. He was laying on his front yard behind it.

upinde wa mvua Dash: Alright. Let's try not to wake him up.
Scootaloo: *Quietly gets the scooter* .

It was laying on it's side, so I had to put it back onto it's wheels.

Scootaloo: *Quietly puts the scooter onto it's wheels*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Winks, and signals her to go home*
Scootaloo: *Rides her scooter back home, but sees three guards*
Guard 3: There she is!! *Shooting at Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: AH! *Rides away*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Go nyumbani Scootaloo! I'll fight them off!
Scootaloo: Don't! They're not after you, they're after me!!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Kicks one of the guards*
Guard 4: *Aiming his gun at upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Grabs his gun, and points it at the other guard*
Guard 5: AH! *Runs away*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Coward.
Guard 4: No. wewe are a coward.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Excuse me?

They stopped fighting.

Guard 4: I alisema wewe are a coward.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Do wewe even know what that word means?
Guard 4: It means to be afraid.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Do I look like a coward? Because I'm not afraid of anything. Your friend on the other hand? He's the coward.
Guard 3: *Grabs upinde wa mvua Dash from behind* Are wewe sure you're not afraid of anything?
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Kicks guard*
Guard 3: *Lands on a moto hydrant, and then water comes from the hydrant, onto him*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Yeah, I'm sure.
Guard 4: Please surrender.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I don't want to.
Guard 4: We'll give wewe $35,000 if wewe let us take out your bodyparts for cupcakes.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I'm worth zaidi then that. *Walks away*
Guard 4: *Lands on the ground, and holds onto upinde wa mvua Dash's back legs* You're not going anywhere! Let us kill you.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Flies*
Guard 4: *Falls, and breaks when he lands on the ground*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Too easy. *Goes to her house*

2 B Continued

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The Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Previously, Bob was on a luxury cruise liner with Emily, his wife. On that cruise, they met two ponies named Burt, and Mildred.

Burt: wewe know what I like to get all the time?
Bob: Potatoes?
Burt: No, that's the Irish. I like to get the salad.
Mildred: And I get steak.
Burt: Maybe, this time wewe should have the saladi with me mum.
Emily: saladi sounds nice.
Bob: I have to agree with Mildred, the steak, mnofu sounds good.
Waiter: May I take your orders.
Burt: Me, and mum will have a salad.
Mildred: Don't be daft Burt, I can order for myself. Let me have a steak.
Waiter: Okay. *Writing down orders* And...

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The Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Burt (He appears on the luxury cruise liner with Bob)

The inayofuata day, Bob came to work. Carol had a gift for his vacation tomorrow.

Bob: Hello.
Boss & Carol: hujambo Bob. We have your present.
Bob: What is it?
Carol: *Shows gift* Some wine, for you, and your wife.
Bob: Thanks. How old is this wine?
Carol: It's from last Tuesday.
Bob: Oh.
Sam: *Arrives* Hello Bob.
Bob: Hi Sam, have a kiti, kiti cha in my office, I'll be right with you.
Sam: *Sees wine* What's the vintage on that? I'll bet it's from 1936.
Bob: Last tuesday.
Sam: Oh. Doesn't taste as good as a '36, but okay. *Goes to office*
Bob: Well, I really like the gift wewe have aliyopewa me, and I want to thank...

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The last solstice - Chapter 37: Fair trade

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 37: Fair trade

The dungeons were beneath Canterlot Castle, carved deep within the mountain which the capital sat on. The cells were empty most of the time, there was no need for them since the royal sisters came to power a thousand years ago. Of course, a few criminals and villains were accommodated there from time to time; the crude engravings on the walls testified for that. Names, crooked drawings, lines representing days, months and years. Even Silent Hoof, the infamous burglar was a guest in one of the small cells.

The stone walls were cold and moist, and the temperature...

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The last solstice - Chapter 36: Flashpoint

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 36: Flashpoint

Two days... It was zaidi than enough for her to chart Celestia's habits. She was wondering why she didn't do it sooner. Nopony was aware of her presence, not even the Princess. There were plenty of opportunities to complete her task. They were alone in the library. The premise was perfect. Dark corners for dark deeds... Celestia was Lost in the books, pursuing a frivolous goal. She wasn't paying attention to her surroundings. It was almost too easy. She couldn't have tricked her like that 13 years ago. The assassin locked her eyes on the target. Celestia...

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Equestria: Dark Tmes Intro

posted by SkyheartPegasus

Ok, yes, intro after the first part. I forgot. So yeah.

A whole year, after Shining Armor and Cadence's wedding, the Mane 6 are going to their anniversary. They will meet tough dangers along the way. Who knows what...

~~Characters~~
Twilight Sparkle
upinde wa mvua Dash
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
Applejack
Rarity
Cadence
Shining Armor
Celestia
Luna
Chrysalis
Shadow Mist (OC)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Part 1: link

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My Little gppony, pony

added by karinabrony

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Magic of Friendship: Part 9---Just Workin'

posted by alinah_09

a few days passed,all with the same enjoyment of every activity,even if in some of them,we got last place,i always encourage them that its alright,its the least i can do for the things they did to change me...and now its time for training

here we are at Ponyville Ace Academy Campus II,going through the halls of the building to the Computer Room on the sekunde floor

"well here we are then" one of the Journalism adviser mumbled "okay,kids,just take a kiti, kiti cha in one of those chairs inayofuata to the computers and lets get started"

i started to look over the space to see where i wanted to go,when somepony called...

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Equestria: Dark Times (Part 1)

posted by SkyheartPegasus

This is a fanfiction taking place a mwaka after A Canterlot Wedding. Who knows what could happen at Shining and Cadence's anniversary?

--Note: This has both OCs and real chars.--

It was a nice siku in Equestria. The Mane 6 were at the train, getting prepared for Prince Shining Armor and Princess Cadence's wedding anniversary.

"I can't wait to see Shining and Cadence!" exclaimed Twilight, packing up her saddlebags.

"It's tootalllyyy gonna be a blast!" Pinkie said, putting her party canon in her bag.

Rarity stuffed some dresses in her packages Spike carried. They're gonna upendo these dresses! she thought....

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"The Innocent" Case 1 ACT 1

posted by SomeoneButNoone

My Name Is Slash...
I lived in Canterlot... But my mother died and I needed to songesha to Ponyville... to my dad... Im not normal 15 years old Stalion... Im a detective... I wantet to be detective because of.... one thing...

Year 1995 - Dream World

White Stalion - *have kisu in one hoof and Mare in another hoof* HAHAHA! I WILL SAVE HER!
Police - Stop it! What do wewe want
Stalion - my god...
Mare - w-what the hell where we are
Slash Mom - ...
Slash - ugh...
Police - What wewe want?
White Stalion - hahaha... hahahahaha...
Police - ...
White Stalion - HAHAHAHAHAHA I WILL SAVE HER~!!! I WILL SAVE wewe ALL!!!
Detective...

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Chapter 6

posted by Canada24

LATER!

"Why are wewe so sure I can find wewe gems?" Sweetie kengele asked, as she was needed to travel with the diamond dogs.

"Your Rarity's sister. So she probably showed wewe how to do that gem finding spell" Rover said.

As it turned out, this wasn't false, Rarity DID teach her the gem finding spell.

"Fine.. But on one condition" Sweetie kengele insisted.

"What NOW" Rover groaned.

"You have to piggy back me" Sweetie kengele told him.

"Wha- No!" Rover cried.

"Piggy back me! Piggy back me!" Sweetie kengele cried stubbornly.

"There's no way in hell I'm giving wewe a piggy back!" Rover cried annoyedly.

Ironically, and with great annoyance to him, Rover is shown having to piggy back Sweetie Bell.

Rover was angrily mumbling to himself, the whole way.

"SLOW DOWN! I want to get there! But I want to get there ALIVE!" Sweetie kengele cried annoyingly, from on juu of Rover.

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Ponies On The Rails episode 30 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose got all the decorations they needed, and Pete told everypony about the party. On the siku that Bartholomew returned, he was tired.

Bartholomew: Good thing it's 7 PM. That means I can go straight home. *Opens door to station*
Ponies: SURPRISE!!!!
Bartholomew: Whoa. A surprise party for me?
Pete: Red Rose told me wewe were planning on leaving the railroad, so I wanted to wish wewe the best of luck on your future job.
Orion: I'll make sure that Pete doesn't kill wewe when wewe leave.
Pete: Orion, be quiet.
Bartholomew: Thanks. I don't know what to say.
Pete: How about wewe choose which part of...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 30 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After yet another mishap with freight cars carrying chemicals, Pete had a serious talk with Orion.

Pete: I know wewe want to get fired on purpose, but you've gone way too far with this!
Orion: So will I get fired now?
Pete: Fired?! I'm having wewe sent to jail! *Gets on phone*
Operator: Operator?
Pete: This is the Union Pacific train station. Get me the police.
Police Ponies: *Arrive*
Pete: What took wewe so long?
Police Sargent: Is this the gppony, pony that caused the explosion? *Points at Orion*
Pete: Yeah, that's him.
Orion: *Sees train about to pass station* You'll never catch me alive wewe motherfuckers....

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MLP: Mafias Are Dangerous Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hello. About a mwaka ago, I wrote this fanfic called MLP: Mafias Are Dangerous. Me, and Someonebutnoone worked together, and he let me use his OC named Dan. Here it is again.

Since Twilight Sparkle became a princess, she made some idiotic decisions. She tried to steal Pinkie Pie's treasure in Pinkie's Treasure Hunt, but now she created a law that made many ponies go apeshit. No gppony, pony can drink alcoholic beverages.

Many ponies formed a mafia, and there were six of them in Manehattan.

The Ponyville mafia was lead kwa upinde wa mvua Dash, and Dan.

The Manehattan mafia was lead kwa a gppony, pony named Nickel Lesscage....

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Ponies On The Rails episode 29 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Connor

In Bringham City, May 8, 1869. 10 miles east of Promontory Utah.

Pete's great grandfather was named Connor.

Mercury: hujambo Connor, get over here.
Connor: *Walks over to Mercury* Yeah?
Mercury: We need to take extra special care of this. *Shows golden spike*
Connor: Why is that golden?
Mercury: We're using this as the last spike for the Transcontinental Railroad. When we meet up with the Central Pacific, we'll use this on the line.
Connor: Great, but who would want to steal this?
Mercury: Oh, I don't know, a few robbers, some Indians. wewe know, anypony that's obsessed with gold.
Connor: Okay, I understand...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 28 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

On the way to St. Foalis, Hawkeye, and Stylo were thinking of a plan to get Gordon, and Coffee Creme to break up.

Stylo: I got it.
Hawkeye: What?
Stylo: When we return to Cheyenne, we'll hire a band to play music, have Gordon in there, and we get Snowflake to pretend to be dating Gordon.
Hawkeye: How are we getting Snowflake involved?
Stylo: Just leave it to me.

A couple of days later, Hawkeye, and Stylo returned to Cheyenne, after getting The City Of San Franciscolt to the station. After letting another crew take over, Stylo, and Hawkeye soon got to work.

Stylo: Alright. wewe get the band, and...

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The Beginning: Part12,The Cursed Lair

posted by alinah_09

"huff..huff..huff" the rest of the ponies were running for their lives to escape the Timberwolves..they had been separated from the others..and have been running for half an saa now but the timberwolves just wont give in!

"how.-huff-..do we get rid of them!" Flame managed to say flying while dodging vines and branches

"im thinking,im thinking!" Winter shouted,trying to think of a plan "dang..of course..Moonshine,use a spell!"

Moonlight responded,hopping over a fallen mti "obvious..i hadnt thought about it from all this running.." as she alisema that,her horn began to glow bright teleporting them...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 28 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 28

Setting Things Right

June 5, 1953

Gordon got out of jail in Portland, and returned to Cheyenne. Everypony had the station decorated for his return.

Hawkeye: I don't understand why we're doing this for Gordon.
Stylo: Because frenchy here...

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Welcome to Equestria Chapter Eleven

posted by karinabrony

"Muahahahahahahahahahahaha!" Screamed Nightmare Moon. She looked down and saw us. "Oh, no, if it isn't the mane 6, and a new friend they brought here." She glared at me. "Nightmare Moon, why are wewe doing this?" Twilight asked. "Oh, as if that swali can not be answered. You'd think I'd let wewe rule and take over with Celestia?" Nightmare Moon said. "Twilight Sparkle was never going to take over Equestria, that was just what wewe thought." I said. Nightmare Moon looked at me and struck me with lightning. I was hit, and brought to the floor. The Mane 6 gasped and they ran to me. "Are wewe okay?!"...

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Vocal Sparks & The Hearts & Hooves siku

posted by Rendal_Pony

Flappy Pony, the rage game for Mares & Stallions!:D

lol. Hearts and Hooves siku is a very interesting thing to write about. & 2. All of the Vocal Sparks & ________ are all true, no matter the effects and drama. I AM drama.

Oh crap. I forgot my pencil. It's already 7:20, going on 7:21(did anybody see that reference?)I got my pencil, and went to class before the teacher got suspicious. But as always, she wouldn't even ever notice. "Bla, bla, bla" I tried my best to not cry, au stare at HIM.
Gamer Beats. It's a very long story. But long story short, I liked, no wait scratch that, I upendo him. But he already has a girlfriend, so my luck on...

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upinde wa mvua Dash

added by karinabrony