upinde wa mvua Dash went back to the house, but when she got in there, she was in for a big surprise.

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Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.

Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was zaidi like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.

upinde wa mvua Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To upinde wa mvua Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
upinde wa mvua Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Looks at clock* It's not even her bedtime. Sorry Jeffery.
Jeff: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
upinde wa mvua Dash: Why are wewe just running around in circles?
Jeff: Because I'm trying to escape Scootaloo.
upinde wa mvua Dash: What did wewe do to her?
Jeff: I tried to kill her.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Scoots, wewe okay?
Scootaloo: I'm fine. All he did was flick a rubber band at me.
upinde wa mvua Dash: wewe do realize that doesn't kill anything. Right?
Jeff: Criticize me after I escape your daughter!
upinde wa mvua Dash: Sister.
Jeff: WHATEVER!!!!

He was facing the door, and was about to turn right. However, he tripped, and fell through the door, and rolled down the hill. Stop the song.

At the bottom of the hill, the writer of this fanfic was arguing with a gppony, pony that had dynamite.

Sean Bodine: For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether wewe like it au not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*

They all blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.

Sean Bodine: Wait a second! I'm the writer! I can't die!
Scootaloo: Hmm, wewe got a point there. How about, we have wewe further away from the explosions?

Jeff The Killer's Death Scene, take two.

Sean Bodine: *Standing twenty feet away from the dynamite with the pony* For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether wewe like it au not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*

The dynamite blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.

Back at the house, upinde wa mvua Dash was not happy with me.

upinde wa mvua Dash: Why was he chasing you?
Scootaloo: Because I ate a cupcake today.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Okay? *Looks at calender, and sees that today is a Sunday* Ugh. *Facehoof* Didn't me, and Pinkie Pie warn wewe not to do that?
Scootaloo: I didn't believe you, so I decided to see if it was true.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I think we should songesha back to the wingu house. After that, you're grounded.

Oh well. Life isn't fair.

The End