Date: August 7, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:38 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Jeff went into Pete's office at the station.
Jeff: wewe wanted to see me sir?
Pete: Yes. Let me ask wewe a question. What do wewe know about the Lehigh Valley Railroad?
Jeff: Not much. All I know about it is that it's a short railway in the east coast. Why are wewe asking me about it?
Pete: There's a shortage of track repairers in Neigh Jersey. You'll be taking an airplane from this city into Jersey City. From there, a stallion with a sign of both the Union Pacific, and Lehigh Valley logo will be there waiting for you.
Jeff: I see. When do I go?
Pete: Right now. *Gives Jeff a fifty dollar bill* Hopefully, General Grant will help wewe buy your ticket at the airport.
Jeff: He better. If he doesn't, I may need help from the president.
Pete: Alright, good luck Jeff.
Jeff: Thank wewe sir. I will not let wewe down. *Leaves*
Pete: *Hears his phone ring* I wonder who that could be. *Answers the phone* Hello?
Michael: Pete? Can wewe help me out?
Pete: What is it?
Michael: I need an extra gppony, pony over here to repair track.
Pete: I'm sorry Mike, I'm short on employees as well.
Michael: What about Jeff?
Pete: The Lehigh Valley is borrowing him.
Michael: That railroad is all the way in the east coast wewe bastard. Why would wewe send him all the way out there?!
Pete: The boss on that railway had a short temper.
Michael: Yeah? Well Roger, Anthony, and Donut will have short tempers if I don't get another gppony, pony to help repair the track.
Pete: Alright, I'll send Percy over, but wewe owe me big time.
Michael: Whatever wewe say.
Meanwhile, Jeffery arrived at the airport in a taxi.
Taxi Pony: *Stops at the airport* That'll be $2.50
Jeff: *Gives the taxi gppony, pony $2.50* Have a good day. *Gets out of the cab*
Taxi Pony: That unicorn must be fucked up in the head. Nopony has ever alisema that to me before. *Drives away*
Jeff: *Enters the airport* One ticket to Newark Airport, Jersey City.
Airport Pony: wewe got it. *Gives Jeff a ticket* Enjoy your flight.
Jeff: Thanks. *Walks to his airplane*
As for Hawkeye, Stylo, and Gordon? The three of them were waiting for a freight train in the yards. They were going to push the cars from the train down the hump in four switchers.
Gordon: I'm glad Jeff is gone.
Stylo: How could wewe say that?
Hawkeye: He's the best gppony, pony we have for repairing track, and locomotives.
Gordon: Yeah, well he won't be blocking our line with track repairs.
Stylo: wewe do realize that repairing track is important.
Gordon: Not as important as getting to your destination on time.
Pete: *Talking in the loudspeaker* Attention, Percy Sigma, and Gordon Suite, ripoti to my office.
Gordon: Ha! I bet I'm gonna get a vacation, and Percy will be fired.
However, that was the complete opposite of what he was expecting.
Pete: *Looking at Gordon, and Percy* Now wewe two are most likely wondering why I called wewe down here.
Gordon: Nope. I know why we're here.
Pete: I'm sure wewe don't, so fuck you.
Percy: *Snickering*
Gordon: wewe got something to say?
Percy: No.
Pete: The reason I called wewe down here was because the Southern Pacific needs another gppony, pony to help repair track. That's where wewe come in Percy. wewe will take the inayofuata train to Ogden, and help out until Michael gets zaidi ponies.
Gordon: And, what does this have to do with me?
Pete: Since Percy, and Jeff will not be here, I need you, and Orion to do their work.
Gordon: Oh no! I will not repair track. It's unnecessary, and causes too many delays.
Pete: Those delays will save your life. Now get going wewe two.
Percy walked onto the station platform, and Gordon followed. Just then, Metal Gloss arrived in a passenger train.
Percy: Metal Gloss!
Metal Gloss: What?
Percy: Is this train heading to Ogden?
Metal Gloss: It sure is. Climb aboard.
Percy: *Gets into the cab inayofuata to Metal Gloss*
Gordon: Where's Orion?
Metal Gloss: He's coming back here with a freight train from Dallas.
Gordon: Alright. Pete wants me, and him to repair track while Percy, and Jeff are away.
Metal Gloss: Where did Jeff go?
Gordon: Neigh Jersey. Pete says he sent him to work on the Lehigh Valley for a few days.
So far, Jeff was on an airplane, currently flying over the state of Kansas. He was looking mbele to working on the Lehigh Valley Railroad, but was also nervous about it.
2 B Continued
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:38 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Jeff went into Pete's office at the station.
Jeff: wewe wanted to see me sir?
Pete: Yes. Let me ask wewe a question. What do wewe know about the Lehigh Valley Railroad?
Jeff: Not much. All I know about it is that it's a short railway in the east coast. Why are wewe asking me about it?
Pete: There's a shortage of track repairers in Neigh Jersey. You'll be taking an airplane from this city into Jersey City. From there, a stallion with a sign of both the Union Pacific, and Lehigh Valley logo will be there waiting for you.
Jeff: I see. When do I go?
Pete: Right now. *Gives Jeff a fifty dollar bill* Hopefully, General Grant will help wewe buy your ticket at the airport.
Jeff: He better. If he doesn't, I may need help from the president.
Pete: Alright, good luck Jeff.
Jeff: Thank wewe sir. I will not let wewe down. *Leaves*
Pete: *Hears his phone ring* I wonder who that could be. *Answers the phone* Hello?
Michael: Pete? Can wewe help me out?
Pete: What is it?
Michael: I need an extra gppony, pony over here to repair track.
Pete: I'm sorry Mike, I'm short on employees as well.
Michael: What about Jeff?
Pete: The Lehigh Valley is borrowing him.
Michael: That railroad is all the way in the east coast wewe bastard. Why would wewe send him all the way out there?!
Pete: The boss on that railway had a short temper.
Michael: Yeah? Well Roger, Anthony, and Donut will have short tempers if I don't get another gppony, pony to help repair the track.
Pete: Alright, I'll send Percy over, but wewe owe me big time.
Michael: Whatever wewe say.
Meanwhile, Jeffery arrived at the airport in a taxi.
Taxi Pony: *Stops at the airport* That'll be $2.50
Jeff: *Gives the taxi gppony, pony $2.50* Have a good day. *Gets out of the cab*
Taxi Pony: That unicorn must be fucked up in the head. Nopony has ever alisema that to me before. *Drives away*
Jeff: *Enters the airport* One ticket to Newark Airport, Jersey City.
Airport Pony: wewe got it. *Gives Jeff a ticket* Enjoy your flight.
Jeff: Thanks. *Walks to his airplane*
As for Hawkeye, Stylo, and Gordon? The three of them were waiting for a freight train in the yards. They were going to push the cars from the train down the hump in four switchers.
Gordon: I'm glad Jeff is gone.
Stylo: How could wewe say that?
Hawkeye: He's the best gppony, pony we have for repairing track, and locomotives.
Gordon: Yeah, well he won't be blocking our line with track repairs.
Stylo: wewe do realize that repairing track is important.
Gordon: Not as important as getting to your destination on time.
Pete: *Talking in the loudspeaker* Attention, Percy Sigma, and Gordon Suite, ripoti to my office.
Gordon: Ha! I bet I'm gonna get a vacation, and Percy will be fired.
However, that was the complete opposite of what he was expecting.
Pete: *Looking at Gordon, and Percy* Now wewe two are most likely wondering why I called wewe down here.
Gordon: Nope. I know why we're here.
Pete: I'm sure wewe don't, so fuck you.
Percy: *Snickering*
Gordon: wewe got something to say?
Percy: No.
Pete: The reason I called wewe down here was because the Southern Pacific needs another gppony, pony to help repair track. That's where wewe come in Percy. wewe will take the inayofuata train to Ogden, and help out until Michael gets zaidi ponies.
Gordon: And, what does this have to do with me?
Pete: Since Percy, and Jeff will not be here, I need you, and Orion to do their work.
Gordon: Oh no! I will not repair track. It's unnecessary, and causes too many delays.
Pete: Those delays will save your life. Now get going wewe two.
Percy walked onto the station platform, and Gordon followed. Just then, Metal Gloss arrived in a passenger train.
Percy: Metal Gloss!
Metal Gloss: What?
Percy: Is this train heading to Ogden?
Metal Gloss: It sure is. Climb aboard.
Percy: *Gets into the cab inayofuata to Metal Gloss*
Gordon: Where's Orion?
Metal Gloss: He's coming back here with a freight train from Dallas.
Gordon: Alright. Pete wants me, and him to repair track while Percy, and Jeff are away.
Metal Gloss: Where did Jeff go?
Gordon: Neigh Jersey. Pete says he sent him to work on the Lehigh Valley for a few days.
So far, Jeff was on an airplane, currently flying over the state of Kansas. He was looking mbele to working on the Lehigh Valley Railroad, but was also nervous about it.
2 B Continued
Ahem.
A lot of people hate Kimi Sparkle for her hilarious video that think she's really being serious. Come on, guys, she's one of the Friendship is Witchcraft creators. I think (no, know) she's not telling us she really does want Rarity to go away forever au wants Fallout: Equestria to be real (since Fo:E is really bucking long), but she's just saying a joke. People accuse her for actually hating Rarity and wanting Trixie to come back. All of the dislikers don't get sarcasm, and I think that is just either they aren't looking thoroughly into the videos, au they are just trolling.
If wewe people want to hate on just an innocent joke, go ahead. We know that there are other MLP reviewers than Kimi.
Yes, I know, that wasn't really much, but I'm not a good writer..
A lot of people hate Kimi Sparkle for her hilarious video that think she's really being serious. Come on, guys, she's one of the Friendship is Witchcraft creators. I think (no, know) she's not telling us she really does want Rarity to go away forever au wants Fallout: Equestria to be real (since Fo:E is really bucking long), but she's just saying a joke. People accuse her for actually hating Rarity and wanting Trixie to come back. All of the dislikers don't get sarcasm, and I think that is just either they aren't looking thoroughly into the videos, au they are just trolling.
If wewe people want to hate on just an innocent joke, go ahead. We know that there are other MLP reviewers than Kimi.
Yes, I know, that wasn't really much, but I'm not a good writer..
