My Little Poney Article: On The Block Episode 16 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom: Welcome back everypony. We would like to introduce wewe to something new to the show.
Master Sword: BLOOPER REELS!!!!!!
Audience: *Clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Tom: Enjoy the bloopers from this episode.

Song: link

Announcer: Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Bait, and... Oh shit.
Audience: *Laughing*

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Tom: Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The mwezi award goes to me!
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword: I knew you'd like that.
Tom: Okay, let's do this for real.

Take 2

Tom: Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The mwezi awarf, f**K!
Audience: *Laughing*

***

Chief Wild Eagle: *Leaning on podium* I'll get that money back from your Granddaughter Trebek. You- *Falls down as the podium gets smashed. He picks up parts of it, and realizes it's made out of wood* This is just like The Interview where James Franco finds out the chakula is fake in Korea!
Audience: *Laughing*

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Director: Fluttershy, we want wewe to walk outside of your cottage with Discord, and Angel.
Twilight: *Arrives* Keeping it G ain't nothin'! wewe ain't gotta like it, cuz the kofia gone upendo it. wewe ain't gotta like it, cuz the kofia gone upendo it. Watch a young nigga.. I'm having trouble imba this. Can we do something different?

Take 2

Twilight: Man, songesha out of the f**king way wewe dumbass nigga! This is my show!
Director: Twilight, we're not ready yet.
Twilight: I did all that hard work for nothing!

Take 3

Twilight: Man, songesha out of the f**king way wewe dumbass nigga! This is my game.
Director: CUT!

***

Derpy: Twilight wants to see wewe outside. She wants to onyesha wewe something.
Celestia: wewe must think that I'm stupid, right?
Audience: *Light laughter*
Celestia: wewe go out there! For all I know, a kinanda will fall on me out of nowhere.. Where's the piano?
Twilight: *Arrives* Man wewe got played, like a f***ing piano!!

Tom: That's all the time we have. See wewe in the inayofuata episode.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*

The End

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An Unexpected upendo

posted by mariofan14

It was a glorious siku in the town of Ponyville. Everyone started to get up and go do their errands, even Princess Twilight Sparkle, who didn't leave her friends. She went to visit some ponies to greet them, chat, and then go to her friends. All the colts and fillies were too getting up, but it was for school. Why don't we go to the house of the family of Diamond Tiara, shall we? Even though her family was rich, their house seemed quaint and small. But it looked a little like a mansion on the inside. (Filler: Do not be fooled kwa common place appearances. It isn't what's on the outside, but what...

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Pinkie's Duel part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Pinkie was sleeping until she heard a horn. She thought it was the trucker, but it was a train passing kwa her.

Pinkie Pie: *laughs* Thank goodness.

She watched the train, and when it passed she drove off. Then she saw the big rig.

Pinkie Pie: Oh boy.
Trucker: *reving big rig*
Pinkie Pie: *drives toward trucker*
Trucker: *blocks road*
Pinkie Pie: *stops*

Pinkie then went in reverse off the road. She got out of her car, and stopped two ponies driving on the road

Pony 1: What is it ma'am?
Pinkie Pie: The gppony, pony in that big rig is trying to kill me. I need your help!
Pony 2: This mare is crazy.
Pony 1:...

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Pepperella (A Cinderella-like story)

posted by mariofan14

(There will be OC ponies in this story. There's Cotton Swirls kwa MLPFiMFan765, Nikki West kwa applejackrocks, Peppermint kwa DisneyFan333, Score Heights kwa Quillabex, Sugar wingu kwa misscrazel, and Cakey Cake kwa yours truly. I hope wewe all enjoy this.)

It was a great siku in Trottingham, where everyone was going about doing their business as most other ponies would. But for these ponies, it would be different. wewe see, the cake making alicorn, Cakey Cake, has invited some Marafiki over for a cake project that would be shown at a cake onyesha against many other bakers, including Mr. and Mrs. Cake. She...

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Shadow Ponies part 5 -_-_-Final Fight-_-_-

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Everyone has stop movieng from scare
King of Shadow Ponies - Dan...
Alicorn - Me?
King of Shadow Ponies - Yes Dan wewe stupid like always hahaha... wait... what the fuck wewe do there
Dan - I here to defend wewe from destroying...
Twilight - Equestia
Dan - ... Equestria
King of Shadow Ponies - ummm... shit....
Dan - what little brother do I scare you
King of Shadow Ponies - no... wewe just... uh how to say... my family
Dan - WHEN wewe KILL ALL OF OUR FAMILY IT NOT STOP YOU!!!!
King of Shadow Ponies - oh damn it he remember
Dan - I know now all... mom ... dad... sister and little brother... AND YOU!
King of Shadow...

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The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The fight for Canterlot is getting intense. Griffons are outnumbering us, but we won't go down without a fight.

Sean: applejack watch our six. *shoots machine gun at griffons*
Applejack: They're all over the place!
Pinkie Pie: I need zaidi ammo!
Sean: Just take my gun I got another one.
griffons: STOP! We have wewe surronded. Ok hedgehog, take us to San Franciscolt.
Sean: And why should I?
griffon: TAKE US TO SAN FRANCISCOLT!
Sean: Chaos Control

Little did the griffons know that we ended up in a different place then they were looking for.

griffon: Cut the unicorns horns.
other griffons: *cut off Twilight,...

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The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Gustav, the ponies, and I left the barn.

Sean: Alright. Where are the griffons going to attack next?
Gustav: I think they alisema they would take Canterlot, and Manehattan.
Rainbow Dash: wewe think? If you're lying I'll kill wewe myself!
Twilight Sparkle: No wewe won't.
Pinkie Pie: Gustav is innocent, and wouldn't do anything bad to us.
Canterlot soldier: That's a surprise. You're all mares.
Rarity: What's that supposed to mean?
Sean: I told wewe to stop being sexist.
Canterlot Soldier: Fuck wewe hedgehog!
Sean: *kills soldier* He was getting on my nerves talking to wewe like that.
Applejack: wewe didn't have...

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The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Previously a fight started in Baltimare involving ponies against griffons.

Griffon bomber: blow up the cars!
other GB: *blows up car*
Sean: Damnit!
Shredder: At least MOST of us have a way to escape.
Rainbow Dash: Kill the griffons already! *kills griffons*
Pinkie Pie: *shoots grenade held kwa a GB*
Sean: Good work Pinkie.
Griffon 3416: *attacks upinde wa mvua Dash, but gets her neck broken*
Rainbow Dash: That oughta teach wewe not to mess with me!
Canterlot soldier: They're retreating!
Sean: A few of them are heading into that barn.

So the eight ponies, and hedgehog check inside the barn.

Twilight Sparkle:...

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Dr. Ani (A Con Mane Story) part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The inayofuata siku Con was informed that the ponies he killed were working for a scientist named Dr. Ani. He was on an island about 18 miles west of San Franciscolt, and it was guarded kwa an army of Alicorns. When Con got to San Fran via airplane a green stallion was waiting for him in a white '60 corvette. Once they left the airport the stallion driving the corvette would take Con to the docks. A red pegasus with a purple mane would wait for him on a sailboat. From there the pegasus would help Con kill Dr. Ani, but first Con had to leave the airport. As he got in the car he noticed a '61 continental...

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Peppermint Cake (An OC shipping story)

posted by mariofan14

(This contains my alicorn OC, Cakey Cake, as well as Disneyfan333's unicorn OC, Peppermint. Yes, wewe may ask why I ship Cakey Cake and Peppermint. No, wewe may not complain au give me BS. Enjoy.)

It was a beautiful siku in the town of Trottingham, where Peppermint was making candies with gumdrop, gunditone in Gumdrop's Candy store, "Gumdrop Galore." The two were having a wonderful time together not only just kwa making candy, but just kwa hanging out together. But one day, Peppermint asked Gumdrop, "Don't wewe think that maybe I can try my peppermint tricks with another pony?" She explained that she thought...

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Score has gone missing part 2.......Kidnapped?!?

posted by applejackrocks

The inayofuata Day, Stormy, Nikki, Azura, CS, and Pacifica had decided to go for a walk around ponyville. Azura looked kind of worried, actually she was very worried.

Nikki: wewe alright sugarcube?
Azura: no.....I haven't seen Score for a while.
CS: I'm sure she's fine. Maybe she just got the Chicken Pox.
Pacifica: If wewe want Darling, we can go check on her.
Azura: That'll be just great!
Stormy: So? What are we waiting for? Lets go!

So, the 5 little ponies ran straight to Score's house. They knocked, and there was no answer. They knocked again, but still no answer. After 8 knocks, Nikki got annoyed kwa waiting...

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Alice and the Everfree Forest Part 1: Alice meets Mr. Rabbit

posted by DisneyFan333

The once lived a young filly named Alice. She was a strange little filly, always curious about everything, especially what her cutie mark was going to be. One siku she decided to go and find it. As she was exploring around the edge of the everfree forest, she saw a mwana-, mwana-punda hopping around like a rabbit. "Where are wewe going?" She called, "My name is Alice and why are wewe jumping up and down?"
"No time to talk," He sounded nervous. "I am very late and if that bird doesn't get here soon-" He gulped "it's off with my head." His cutie mark was a dhahabu pocket watch and if wewe looked closely, wewe could...

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Rise of Nature's Wrath: The Beging of Time; Part 1

posted by NaomiWinx

From the dawn of time, it was known that Celestia and Luna were the sole creators of Equestia. With Celestia raising the bright and shining sun, and with Luna raising the dark and lighting moon. But, Celestia and Luna were not the one's who were the creator......

Long zamani there was a pony, a gppony, pony who was a special pony. She was tall, taler than Celestia. Her beauty of her light pink coating and her flowing Dark Green, Light Green, and Light Blue mane and tail. She was the one to birth Equestria. With the power she unleashed she created life as we know it. She created the dirt we walk on, the...

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For The_Exorcist....

posted by applejackrocks

Howdy there fellow Bronies.

Some of y'all may know that The_Exorcist has deleted her Profile, thanks to that dumb Joka109. The_Exorcist was a very good friend. Even though she was only 10 years old, she was a amazing artist. And she was also very Humble, and as all of ya might know, she was a big shabiki Of the movie "The Exorcist".

I wrote this makala because she was mah best friend in Fanpop. And she was also bullied. Joka190, is the guy that caused The_Exorcist to leave. Maybe, she still goes on fanpop checking out Mlp, but without an account.

If wewe are kusoma this The_Exorcist, everything...

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Discord is back part 12......Death for ponies

posted by applejackrocks

After they all hugged each other, they went back where the picnic was.....And there he was, Discord......

Discord: Well, I see that wewe survived my hypnotize powers.
Score: Get your Butt off that kiti cha enzi Discord!
Azura: And where's Celestia?!
Discord: In Canterlot...
Nikki: So she ain't dead?
Discord: I never alisema she wasn't dead..HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
CS: Colts! wewe gotta go to Canterlot and find Celestia!
BS: OKAY!
Brawny: Let's go!

Pixel, Twirl, Brawny, BS, and Jack started galloping to Canterlot...

Stormy: Your not gonna stop them?
Discord: Nope. Why stop useless ponies?
CS: Grrrrrrrrrrr......
Discord: and...

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The Lost Memories- An introduction to an introduction to The Lost Memories

posted by Quillabex

I stepped on the floating platform in a dark room. I looked all around me, nothing there was to see, all but the platfore and myself. A techie screen appeared out of no where infront of me. Moments laters a dark figure showed up on the screen. I couldn't detect who it was, but it looked awfully familiar.
"Identify yourself," the figure commanded.
"Princess Eclipse," I replied nervously.
"This is the one," the figure said. "Prepare the tests immediatley." The figure commanded. I knew he wasn't talking to me, but he was talking to someone else? All I knew is that the figure wasn't alone- where...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville With A Vengeance pt5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

As we fly away the alarm sounds off, and it seems fine for us so far. Then five airplanes start to chase me, all of them are the same type that I'm flying. They try to shoot me, but I dodge their bullets, turn around, and shoot back at them. I nearly shot one of the pilots, breaking the glass of the cockpit. As I pass them, they turn around behind me once again. Soon I spot a mashua in a river under me. I fly towards it, and two of them follow me, the other three get above me. I get closer to the boat, as Joe tries to teleport us. "Not yet!" I tell him. Right when it looks like we're about to...

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the legendary ponies part 2

posted by pinkmare

previously on digimon frontier zoe and koji was chatting about certain things until a pink portal unexpectedly appeared out of no where, it begun to suck koji , zoe and the other digidestined into a mysterious but wonderful place where ponies live.

"the reason why i don't have a cutie mark is because-
"zoe ?" the two ponies turn to see a blue kanzu, koti male gppony, pony wearing a blue bandana that has machungwa, chungwa stripes on it , he also has blue eyes black mane tied into a gppony, pony tail and a black tail.

zoe smiled. "KOJI!!!" she tackled him with a kubeba hug.

"oof" he alisema as the lavandar gppony, pony tackled him to the ground."it's...

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King Sombra's Return pt. 6

posted by Mylittlecute12

Twilight finally gets up from the steps.
"Oh Fluttershy are wewe ok"? asked, Twilight.
Fluttershy is just lying on the ground and she is not breathing.
"Oh Fluttershy this is all my fault"! yells, Twilight.
"And now wewe died"! says, Twilight.
Twilight is now "crying" on the floor.
"I'm the one who should of died"! sobbed, Twilight.
"What's going on? say's Cadence.
"Cadence"!! says, Twilight.
"Sunshine, Sunshine, Ladybugs awake, clap your hooves,and do a little shake". says Twilight and Cadence. "So what's the matter Twilight"? asks, Cadence. "My friend Fluttershy is DEAD!! and it's all my fault!"

To be continued..........

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the secrets of dashie - part 1

posted by katewolf68

twilight sparkel lay in kitanda fast asleep. the sunlight crept over her blankets and shone onto her face. she shifted and turned then eventually her violet eyes opened to the amazing view outside her window. she yawned and stretched. "It sure is gorgeous outside I'snt spike?" she exclaimed in a cheery mood. spike pulled the blankets over his head and flipped on his side. "Yeah whatever twi..." as he drifted off to sleep twilight giggled to herself at the young dragoni attitude. "Ok, but wewe dont know what you
are missing spike!" she alisema staring dreamily out at the sunset. twilight left her room...

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my little pony:tree Marafiki are magic chapter 2

posted by flippy_fan210

Nutty

Chapter 2:Sugar rush
Rainbow dash was sleeping on a cloud, she paid Derpy 12 bits to do weather patrol for her. It was 2 weeks since Flippy arrived, he was fitting in well enough. He had a job, he was teaching apple bloom's class. School was let out early for another welcoming party.

“i wonder who it is this time.” Flippy thought. “well, I’ll find out, I wonder if the fillies are coming this time, I hope it's not one of Fliqpy's 'jokes'.” applejack was picking up apple bloom and Sweetie belle was being picked up kwa Rarity. Flippy was was walking to the party. When he got there it seemed...