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LATER THAT SAME EVENING:

The main six were gathered at a table.

Pinkie: (saddened) I can't believe it.. Saten just left like that..

Twilight: Oh, he'll be back.. He's just trying to impress that Starlight, girl..

AJ: Ah don't know Twilight. Ah think this may be zaidi serious than ya realize.. Ah mean.. Deep down. Saten is a very depressed person.. And having the change to lose the cutie mark he never wanted in the first place.. This is a big opportunity for him.

Twilight: Relax, it'll be fi-

Rarity: (gasps) What in the name of Equestria is that?!

Shopkeeper: Welcome! Care to sample some local fashion? We've got cloaks this month!

Rarity: (gagging) Wha- Ooh, er, perhaps another time, good sir, thank you. [whispering] No wonder nobody's wearing anything!

Fluttershy: (hushed) Really, girls! They may do things a bit differently than we're used to, but that's no reason to be rude.

upinde wa mvua Dash: (hushed) No, the reason to be rude is that they all keep staring at us!

Double Diamond: (creepy smile) Need something?

Twilight Sparkle: Uh, no! We're good! (hushed) Fluttershy's right. If we're going to get to the bottom of why the map sent us here, we'll need the help of these ponies.

Applejack: Ah think we ran off to the end of Equestria before we even knew what that map was!

Pinkie: If we were at the end of Equestria, we'd be sitting on a big 'A'! (giggles) Get it?

Rarity: Oh, please, Miss Pie! This is hardly the time for jokes! We've come all this way and for what?

Twilight: (hushed) Maybe you're right. But we're here now, and it sure feels like something's wrong.

Applejack: That and two bits'll get wewe a cup of cider.

Sugar Belle: Is this a bad time?

Fluttershy: We shouldn't be bickering like this in front of our new friends. Really, Applejack, you're almost as bad as upinde wa mvua Dash!

upinde wa mvua Dash: Don't drag me into this!

Sugar Belle: Is your friendship ending?

Pinkie: Are wewe crazy?! We'd never let a disagreement get in the way of food!

Sugar Belle: O-kay, well, my name is Sugar Belle. What can I bring you? We have. muffins...

Twilight: Then I guess we'll take six muffins!

Pinkie: Make that twelve! What? I'm hungry! Twilight: (hushed) Come on, girls. We've got to stick together. It doesn't matter what happened before, we're here now.

Applejack: Ah guess you're right. And the sooner we figure out why, the sooner we can go home.

Sugar Belle: Forgive me for overhearing, but just a moment zamani wewe were disagreeing, and now it sounds like you're... agreeing.

Applejack: Uh-huh...

Sugar Belle: Well, wewe had such differing opinions – and cutie marks.

Rarity: We have differing opinions all the time, darling.

Sugar Belle: But wewe look like you're friends.

Twilight: We are friends. A simple disagreement wouldn't change that.

Sugar Belle: I'm sorry, I'm just having a hard time understanding. Different talents lead to different opinions, which lead to bitterness and misery. So... why aren't wewe uchungu, chungu and...?

Pinkie: (Eats muffin). (chocking) Blech!.. (realizes it was out loud).. I mean.. Mmmm... good...

Sugar Belle: It's all right. I know I'm not a very good baker. At least, I know I'm not any better than anybody else in the village. Well, I... hope wewe enjoy our little village!

Pinkie: (hacking).

Sugar Belle: (hushed) Come inside before wewe go! Meet me downstairs!

upinde wa mvua Dash: Okay, that was weird too.

Twilight: (hushed) Let's all sit here and eat these muffins and act normal. I think we're being watched.

upinde wa mvua Dash: (sarcastically) wewe think?

Twilight: (hushed) No, not like that! I mean somebody here doesn't want us talking to Sugar Belle.

Applejack: Ah got an idea. But wewe gotta eat all of them muffins, Pinkie.

Pinkie: Me?! Why me?!

Applejack: Shh.. (hushed) wewe got a stronger stomach than any of us, and that filly in there might be our best chance at findin' out what the nyasi, nyasi kavu is goin' on round here.

Pinkie: (gulps).


Pinkie: (groaning in pain).

Applejack: (stitled) I can't believe ya ate all our muffins, Pinkie Pie! We'd best go inside and get some more!

Twilight: (hushed) Nice work, Pinkie.

Pinkie: (groaning) I've accidentally eaten cardboard tastier than that...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 2, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:02 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Nicole's first job for the siku was to drive a freight train northbound to Laramie, but she had twenty dakika until it was time for her to start her journey.

Nicole: *Walks into desert field*
Mexican Ponies: *Playing guitar, and maraca*
Ike: Good morning my special somepony. We have set up some targets for you.
Mirage: And we'd like to reward wewe with this. *Gives Nicole a Tommygun* Specially modified to hold 100 bullets in the round drum.
Nicole: *Shooting targets*
Ike: That's the way Nicole. If wewe shoot S.C....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 1, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming, the train station
Time: 10:04 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Wilson: *Driving a passenger, and stops at the station*
Ponies: *Getting out of train*
Nicole: *Walks out of train, and goes to Pete's office*
Pete: *Opens his door* Welcome back Nicole.
Nicole: Thank you.
Pete: Now as you're probably aware, this section of the Union Pacific is crawling with gangsters. They try to derail the trains in order to get either money from passengers, au things they really want from freight trains. You've got to be careful, and remember, there's a shotgun under...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
maple looked out at the meza, jedwali and saw an amazing breakfast. "Buttered...was this you?" maple asked, and she looked where Buttered always was when the family woke up. But he wasn't there. maple looked where Gummy was, right kwa her, but she wasn't there either. "Buttered? Gummy?" maple asked. She looked around and then the jikoni caught on fire. maple gasped and stumbled back. A sword appeared in her hoof. She stood up to start fighting whoever had caused this. She gulped. She didn't know if she was ready for...this. A firey figure popped out and then everything went black. au at least, for Maple.
added by bluefire700
Source: I drew this and made up Spectra Dash.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Marafiki live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Remember what I alisema last episode during the intro? Laugh!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Well, you're certainly making them laugh.
Tom: I hope to keep it that way. Today's crossover parody, Assholes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: That's really what it's called. We're combining Kick punda with Holes.
Audience: *Clapping*

Assholes

Starring...
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posted by SpiritTheCat
Name: Candy-Heart

Age: 17

Gender: Female

Race: Earth-Pony

Born: Manehatten

Lives: Manehatten, briefly lived in Ponyville

Works: At A Bakery Called "Clumsily Candied"

Cutie-Mark: A dripping, candied moyo on a stick with a bite taken out of it. (Representing the 'heart' she puts into her cooking)

Talent: Baking confectionery goods, specializing in toffees

Personality:
Candy-Heart is very sweet and generous; often baking for others and not for bits. Because of this, she often runs into money problems due to her poor financing. Even so, her money problems do not last long since ponies tend to pay her good...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 27, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 7:14 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Donut was driving a passenger train into Portland. kwa the time he got there, the stationmaster had a message for him.

Stationmaster: One of Nikki's coaches came off the rails. We need wewe to get a breakdown train, and help her out.
Donut: I just got here! *Sighs* Where is her train?
Stationmaster: Reno Neighvada.
Donut: That's too far away!!

But Donut had no choice. He had to help out with Nikki's train. The derailed coach was in the middle of the train.

Donut: *Stops breakdown train inayofuata to Nikki's train*
Worker...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Princess Celestia was having cereal with Bryan, Timothy, Skeletor, Harry, Jenny, and Alexis

Celestia: So this, is that new cereal everypony is talking about. *Looking at cereal, which looks like spinach*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: I could do a better job then this.
Mail Pony:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Corporal Agarn was with Sargent O' Rourke when Captain Partmenter arrived with the mail.

Captain Parmenter: Hi everypony. *Tries to open bag, but drops it, and falls on ground*
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain...
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(This is the sekunde time, the series will have a breakout character.. this time the character will be MASTER SWORD).

Saten: Your dating Master Sword!?
Derpy: What's the big deal?
Saten: He's nuts. Don't wewe remember when I first met him.

CUTAWAY:
Saten: (a mwaka au two ago) Excuse me. I'm looking for the owner of this business?
Mare: Wait though there (points at Master Swords office)
Saten: (starting going in).
Master Sword: (hiding behind wall) Come on. Come on.
Saten: (walks in) Excuse me I-
Sword: (tackles him and start violently beating him up)... (stops).. Sorry. (pants). I thought wewe were the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At a classic car onyesha in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing

Song: link

Blazin' Blue: *Sitting kwa his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting kwa his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, au wewe will be killed kwa a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car, and parks between Blazin' Blue, and Saten Twist*
Blazin' Blue: *Stands up*
Ryan: *Gets out of car*
Saten Twist: Where have wewe been? wewe almost got disqualified for being late.
Ryan:...
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muziki Monday!
Today, we're going to share what, if we did, songs would be on our playlist! I'll share mine first.
1. Simpsons Theme
2. Gracie Films Theme Extended
3. upinde wa mvua Rocks
4. Better than Ever
5. Battle of the Bands
6. Under our Spell
7. Tricks up my Sleeve
8. Welcome to the Show
9. Shine like Rainbows
10. AwkwardMarina's I like Ponies
11. AwkwardMarina's How to become a Brony Musician
12. Popipo - Hatsune Miku
13. My Little CanCan
14. Night of Nights - Touhou
15. Bad Apple!!! - Touhou
16. Bad Harmony
17. U.N Owen was Her? - Flandre Scarlet's Theme - Touhou
18. Fighting is Magic - Twilight Sparkle's Theme...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Halloween is getting close. To celebrate for this occasion, I'd like to share two MLP fanfictions to read that are related to Halloween, and scary things in general.

Pinkie's Ghost: link

When Pinkie Pie talks about a ghost story, upinde wa mvua Dash calls her gullible, believing that she is scared. Pinkie Pie soon gets an idea to get back at upinde wa mvua Dash, and it proves to be very successful.

The Nightmare Before Christmas: link

Created kwa me, and Disneyfan333, this fanfiction crosses over the world of My Little Pony, and The Nightmare Before Christmas. It's just like the movie, but every character is a pony.

Enjoy these fanfictions, and have a Happy Halloween.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

Canterlot High School, in the gppony, pony world, not that Equestria Girls crap.

Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Okay anypony, today we will be learning about-
James: How our school is going down the drain.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Why do wewe think it's going down the drain?
James: I'm not sure if wewe noticed, but this is a high school. I've seen students that are under the age of ten. Who the hell would run a school like that?!
Audience: *Laughing*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A picture of the new character

Astrel Sky: link

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on mitaani, mtaa corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing inayofuata to Double Scoop*
Tom: zaidi ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze:...
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posted by mariofan14
This isn't gppony, pony related, but I think I should tell wewe people about this sadistic fuck: a monster of a man named Vlad III, zaidi commonly known as Vlad the Impaler. I'm doing this for no particular reason, really.

It's really all quite bizarre, all that he went through and all that he did. Born in Transylvania in 1431, he would become a prince of Wallachia. His father, Vlad II Dracul, along with his family, including the soon-to-be maniac, moved to Nuremburg as soon as the baby was born. Vlad II then joined the Order of the Dragon, who were knights to protect Christendom from the Ottomans and...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
WARNING: There will be lots of swearing in this rant.

This f****ng episode...I've been bullied ever since I was 3 and now I'm 15...yikes. This episode made me enraged. I wanted to rip out Applejack's hair with my own two hands!

So what happens is that Babs Seed, a horrid bully pony, comes from Manehatten. She joins Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara in tormenting the CMC.

Honestly, I just wanted to give the CMC hugs. All the s**t they go through honestly makes me depressed.

After that, the CMC decides to stand up for themselves, and then applejack talks to them about how Babs Seed was bullied back...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nemo and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 67: All Aboard For Manehattan
Date: January 21, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming's train station
Time: 6:58...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 12, 1957
Loaction: Oatland, Alicornia

Stylo, and Metal Gloss were to work in Oatland, which was right kwa San Franciscolt. They were driving across The bay Bridge in one of the UP's supply trucks.

Stylo: All this time we've been here, and we haven't seen Alcatraz.
Metal Gloss: Why would wewe want to go there? You're not a criminal.
Stylo: au am I? Not really, but I think it would be cool to see it, and visit the cons.
Metal Gloss: What about the pros?
Stylo: *Continues driving*

By the time they got to the trainyard in Oatland, a gppony, pony was waiting for them.

Supervisor: wewe Stylo, and...
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AFTER THE EVENTS OF EPISODE 1


Everyone was enjoying the party. But Saten wasn't there, as was still depressed from AJ having dumped him. And Derpy, being very protective of her cousin and mad at AppleJack for hurting him, got back at applejack when she tricked the western gppony, pony into having one of Derpy's 'special' muffins.
AJ: (eating it quickly) this is delicious. What's in it?
Derpy: Oh wewe know. Dough. Blueberries.. Bit of pot.
AJ: (nervously) What was that last part!?
Derpy: ... Raisins.
AJ: THAT'S NOT WHAT YA SAID!!
Derpy: Whatever. Just be glad this is a party for that new girl. Because your...
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