The Classroom
Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren
Gary: *Writing on the chalkboard*
Maria: What are wewe writing?
Gary: I'm uandishi f**k Isis. They should just stop fighting everyone, and go f**k theirselves.
Audience: *Cheering*
James: wewe better erase it before Ms. Schultz comes.
Gary: She doesn't cum, she squirts.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: We got nothing to worry.
James: That's not what I meant.
Master Sword: *Arrives*
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword: Hey, I'm substituting for your teacher. Ms. Schultz is on vacation.
Sunny: It's about time she went on one.
Lauren: All she did was make fun of me, just like everyone in this school.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Why do they make fun of you?
Lauren: Because "apparently" I have hygiene issues.
Master Sword: Well....
Lauren: Don't say it!
Master Sword: .............
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: wewe smell like shit.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Lauren: *Sulks at her desk*
Master Sword: Now I'm going to onyesha wewe a onyesha that is really awesome.
Gary: Doubt it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: It's called... *Starts playing an episode of Recolors Are Dicks*
Recolor Snips: *Standing kwa a house*
Ponies: Recolors Are Dicks.
Gary: Goddamnit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: *With recolor Snails* Hey, give me all your money.
Recolor Snails: But I don't want to give wewe my money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: *Points a bazooka at Recolor Snails* I alisema give me all the goddamn money!
Recolor Snails: No.
Recolor Snips: Oh okay.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snails: No money for you.
Master Sword: Pretty cool. Huh?
Gary: No.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Well then how about another episode? *Plays another episode*
Recolor Snips: *Standing kwa a house*
Ponies: Recolors Are Dicks.
Recolor Snips: *With recolor Snails* Hey, give me all your money.
Recolor Snails: But I don't want to give wewe my money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: *Points a bazooka at Recolor Snails* I alisema give me all the goddamn money!
Recolor Snails: *Gives Recolor Snips a bag of money* Okay, here wewe go.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: Thank you. *Squees as he runs away with the money*
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: And that's the newest episode of Recolors Are Dicks.
Gary: Hopefully, they don't make anymore.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: And just for that, wewe get a detention.
Audience: *Laughing*
Up next, Sunny goes to Sean The Hedgehog for advice.
Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren
Gary: *Writing on the chalkboard*
Maria: What are wewe writing?
Gary: I'm uandishi f**k Isis. They should just stop fighting everyone, and go f**k theirselves.
Audience: *Cheering*
James: wewe better erase it before Ms. Schultz comes.
Gary: She doesn't cum, she squirts.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: We got nothing to worry.
James: That's not what I meant.
Master Sword: *Arrives*
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword: Hey, I'm substituting for your teacher. Ms. Schultz is on vacation.
Sunny: It's about time she went on one.
Lauren: All she did was make fun of me, just like everyone in this school.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Why do they make fun of you?
Lauren: Because "apparently" I have hygiene issues.
Master Sword: Well....
Lauren: Don't say it!
Master Sword: .............
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: wewe smell like shit.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Lauren: *Sulks at her desk*
Master Sword: Now I'm going to onyesha wewe a onyesha that is really awesome.
Gary: Doubt it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: It's called... *Starts playing an episode of Recolors Are Dicks*
Recolor Snips: *Standing kwa a house*
Ponies: Recolors Are Dicks.
Gary: Goddamnit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: *With recolor Snails* Hey, give me all your money.
Recolor Snails: But I don't want to give wewe my money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: *Points a bazooka at Recolor Snails* I alisema give me all the goddamn money!
Recolor Snails: No.
Recolor Snips: Oh okay.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snails: No money for you.
Master Sword: Pretty cool. Huh?
Gary: No.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Well then how about another episode? *Plays another episode*
Recolor Snips: *Standing kwa a house*
Ponies: Recolors Are Dicks.
Recolor Snips: *With recolor Snails* Hey, give me all your money.
Recolor Snails: But I don't want to give wewe my money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: *Points a bazooka at Recolor Snails* I alisema give me all the goddamn money!
Recolor Snails: *Gives Recolor Snips a bag of money* Okay, here wewe go.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: Thank you. *Squees as he runs away with the money*
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: And that's the newest episode of Recolors Are Dicks.
Gary: Hopefully, they don't make anymore.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: And just for that, wewe get a detention.
Audience: *Laughing*
Up next, Sunny goes to Sean The Hedgehog for advice.