Date: August 28, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 2:50 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

At the train yard in Cheyenne, everypony was looking at each other's trains for the parade, and had pleasant conversations about what they would do after the parade.

Stylo: I know Wilson has Chevronet as his sponsor. What about you?
Hawkeye: I am sponsoring the Union Pacific. Pete never alisema we couldn't sponsor our own company.
Stylo: I went for gppony, pony Davidson. I'll be driving a switcher, and pulling one gondola, sura ya gondola with the logo, and three motorcycles on it.
Gordon: *Arrives* I'm not happy with what wewe did with Mirage, Stephanie, and Wilson.
Stylo: I beg your pardon?
Hawkeye: *To Stylo* He's talking about me. *To Gordon* The only reason wewe don't like what I did with those three, was because it was the right thing to do. A gppony, pony was about to die, and we saved his ass.
Gordon: That gppony, pony was Mike Gonzo. wewe should have let his brother killed him.
Stylo: hujambo Gordon, don't wewe have to help Pete set up the hors d'oeuvres inside the station?
Gordon: No, that job belongs to Mirage, Ike, Nicole, and Metal Gloss. They're not in the parade.
Jeff: *Arrives* Okay everypony, get ready. The parade will start at 3' O clock sharp, and we don't want things to be delayed.

The parade started in time, and a huge crowd gathered at the station.

A song was playing, and the mayor of Cheyenne was the announcer: link

Mayor: Hello everypony, and welcome to the very first parade on rails here in Cheyenne, in order to celebrate the town of Cheyenne's 92nd anniversary. Yes sir, this town has been around for a long time. Everypony on the Union Pacific has worked very hard to decorate their trains for this event, and when I shoot my gun into the air, they will all drive pass this station. *Grabs a .38 revolver* And.. *Shoots a bullet* Go.
Wilson: *Driving pass the station*
Mayor: Coming up first is a Korean War vet named Wilson. His train wadhamini Chevronet, and on the back of his train, there's a nice shiny Pearla there. Look at all of that chrome.
Stephanie: *Driving her train*
Mayor: Up inayofuata is Stephanie, a former Northern Pacific employee, and her train wadhamini the Metro Goldwyn Mayer movie company. On one of the cars is a poster for the new movie, Ben Hur. Check it out as soon as wewe get near a movie theater.
Percy: *Driving his train*
Mayor: Here comes the inayofuata train, sponsoring the famous soda brand, Colta Cola. Right behind that is another train, being driven kwa an machungwa, chungwa unicorn named Jeff. He's sponsoring Dodge, and has two flat cars with new pick up trucks kwa alisema car company.
Hawkeye: *Driving five diesels with a Big Boy on three flat cars*
Mayor: Oh, here's a nice one. Pierce Hawkins, an engineer for the Union Pacific, is sposoring his own railroad, kwa placing a Big Boy on three flat cars, and having it get pulled kwa five powerful diesel locomotives. Following close behind Pierce is his best friend Stylo Bevaria in his train, sponsoring the motorcycle company, gppony, pony Davidson. Hello Davidson. On Stylo's train, sitting on one of the motorcycles, is Nocturnal Mirage, and he doesn't have any trains to drive for this parade. Sorry Mirage, maybe inayofuata year. Last, but not least, is Gordon Suite, and he's sponsoring Little Richard, kwa having him stand on a flat car, performing one of his songs right now as we speak.

Little Richard was with his band on a flat car, and they were playing this song: link

After Gordon's train passed by, this song came back on: link

Mayor: We hope wewe enjoyed the parade, and remember, The Union Pacific is the best railroad in all of Equestria. Now go inside the station, and enjoy the hors d'oeuvres

Inside the station, a record player was playing this song: link

Nikki: *Walking around the station*
Hawkeye: *Arrives with Stylo* Hey, wewe just missed it.
Nikki: Aw, damnit.
Stylo: hujambo don't worry about it. You're just in time for the party.
Nikki: That's good to hear.
Louis: *Arrives*



Hawkeye: Louis, it's been a long time since we've seen wewe around here.
Louis: Your boss Pete told me about what was going on. I tried to get here as quickly as I could, but it looks like I missed out on the parade.
Stylo: Hey, you're not the only one. *Points to Nikki*
Louis: *Looking at Nikki* Hello. What's a pretty mare like wewe doing around this area?
Nikki: *Blushes*
Louis: Care to dance before this song ends?
Nikki: Don't mind if I do. *Leaves with Louis*
Stylo: What do we do now?
Hawkeye: wewe get Snowflake, I'll get Metal Gloss, and the four of us will dance together.

The End

On the inayofuata episode of Ponies On The Rails

Gordon goes on his biggest rampage ever.