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 Arthur Grossman
Arthur Grossman
At Canterlot Highway Patrol headquarters, an officer named Arthur Grossman was inaonyesha everypony a new watch he bought.

Arthur: I got a coupon that allowed me to get 30% off. This watch is made out of 24 karat gold.
CHP Ponies: Whoa. Cool.
Jon: Where did wewe get a watch like that?
Arthur: At this store across the mitaani, mtaa from the train station. I upendo this thing.
Frank: wewe better be careful out there on your motorcycle. We wouldn't want to see wewe hitting the pavement, and ruining that lovely watch.
Arthur: I'll be fine.
Sargent Getraer: *Arrives* Okay everypony, sit down, and be quiet.

When everyone sat down, the sarge made his announcement.

Sargent Getraer: I was told kwa Princess Celestia that she's using one of her royal guards as an informant. He's joined a group of seven ponies that are making plans to hijack five cars. We need to be alert, and make sure we catch those car thieves. The cars on the orodha are a Corvette Z06. A 2016 Ford mustang Shelby GT350. An SRT Viper, a Dodge Ram, and a Volkswagen Beetle Rally car. They're all brand new, and high performance vehicles. That's it, so happy hunting.
Jesse: *Arrives late*
Sargent Getraer: Ah, Jesse Neighbor. You're too late, wewe just missed the meeting.
Jebediah: *Arrives*
Sargent Getraer: Jebediah Turner, you're late as well.
Jebediah: Sorry sarge.
Sargent Getraer: *Looks at the other officers* wewe can all go now. Jesse, and Jebediah are going to stay here for a while.
CHP Officers: *Leave the room*
Jesse & Jebediah: *Staring at Sargent Getraer*
Sargent Getraer: Now why were wewe late?
Jebediah: I had to help a mare change a flat tire on her car.
Jesse: I was in the middle of uandishi a ticket for someone speeding.
Sargent Getraer: Alright, well inayofuata time, try to get to the meetings before they start. We can't waste any time waiting for you. Now get back to work.
Jebediah: Will do sarge. *Leaves*
Jesse: Sure thing *Leaves*

Meanwhile, in an abandoned warehouse, Gordon was talking to his friends. He wears a neck brace, because he has problems with his neck.

Gordon: *Turns a song on: link * Okay everypony, gather around! We're gonna discuss the plan on stealing those cars.
Master Sword: *Walks over and sits down with every bad pony* What is it?
Gordon: I found out there was an informant, and so far, I got Tom, and Howard to get rid of him. So here's what we're gonna do. Our first car that we'll steal will be the Corvette. It's further away from Celestia's castle, so none of her royal guards will be able to catch us.
Master Sword: Seems simple.
Gordon: Of course it does. Leaf Pile!!
Leaf: Yes sir.
Gordon: You're stealing the Corvette. Get ready.
Leaf: I'm on it.
Gordon: *Goes to his car* I'll give wewe a ride over there.
Leaf Pile: *Sits in the passenger seat*
Gordon: *Drives the car*

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 Jesse Neighbor
Jesse Neighbor
 Jebediah Turner
Jebediah Turner
 Gordon
Gordon
 Leaf Pile
Leaf Pile
 Gordon's car
Gordon's car
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
The main six have a picnic. Saten invited as despite not always getting along with them, he's ther friend. Espically to AppleJack, his ex girlfriend but still friend. And somewhat of a brother/sister relationship to Twilight. Though not as much as he later has with Starlight Glimmer.

Spike: Twi... light! ...I... have... Lemme just... [deep breath] [belch]

Twilight Sparkle (before alicord): Dear Twilight, I am sure wewe are as excited as I am about the upcoming wedding in Canterlot. [to the others] Wedding? [reading] I will be presiding over the ceremony, but would very much like wewe and your friends...
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ONCE TWILGHT AND SATEN FIND THE NEW FRIENDS:

Twilight Sparkle: Ahem? wewe just decided to skip our chajio, chakula cha jioni without telling me? Are wewe aware that, at this very moment, Princess Celestia is waiting for wewe at a meza, jedwali with exquisite silverware placement?!

Starlight Glimmer: Yes, but—

Twilight Sparkle: This is exactly why I didn't want wewe to make Marafiki with Trixie.

Trixie: A-ha! wewe still don't trust me! But guess what, princess? It doesn't matter if wewe want to give me a sekunde chance au not. Starlight had to choose between wewe and me, and she chose me! Your pupil chose me, so ha! I win!

Saten...
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As Trixie shows Starlight to her wagon, Twilight appears to give Starlight friend alternatives, including Glaze, Vinyl, and lemon, limau Heart. Offended kwa Twilight's distrust and undue concern, Starlight says she wants to make Marafiki on her own, and she storms off.

Twilight tries to chase her. But Saten Twist flies over, in one of his zaidi serious moments, he expresses anger at her for trying to give Starlight alternatives to Trixie.

Tilight: Saten, please, this is seriou-

Saten: I mean it Twilight! If wewe upset her, I'l-

Twilight: But I just think tha-

Saten: Trixie has a lot of trouble fitting in....
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 Saten Twist
Saten Twist
EPISODE 1 part one

Twilight Sparkle: I alisema no magic. wewe were supposed to do it kwa hoof so I could work in a friendship lesson.

Starlight Glimmer: Oh, I heard "set the table" and just kinda went for it.

Twilight Sparkle: Well, if wewe hadn't used magic, you'd have heard me say, uh... this plate represents your head, this spoon is your heart, and the knives... are sharp! Always be careful with knives. [sigh] The metaphors make zaidi sense when you're actually setting the table.

Starlight Glimmer: Should I... change it back?

Twilight Sparkle: I just want to make sure you're ready for this dinner. Princess...
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posted by Windrises
Notes: My Little gppony, pony is owned kwa Hasbro and created kwa Lauren Faust. This is a story that I wrote for both Fanfiction.net and Fanpop. I hope that wewe enjoy and comment.

Discord was walking around Ponyville, resisting his temptation to pull pranks on the residents of Ponyville. A building was being made to protect wanyama that didn't have anywhere else to live. It was Fluttershy's idea so Discord pretended to care.

Discord went to Sugarcube Corner.

Mr. Cake alisema "Hi. How can I help you?"

Discord alisema "I'm going to a important party and I got the job of ordering and picking up the cakes. I need...
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posted by ChevalNoir
In the far north beyond Crystal Empire and farther than Yak Yakstan lies Kingdom of Midnight Sun, a vast land of ice and snow.Contrary to all expectation ponies live even in this harsh realm.They grow plants they need in green fields heated from underground kwa eternal flame.Without its effect life in Kingdom of Midnight Sun wouldn't be possible.Even Equestria would be much colder.So ruler of the kingdom, an alicorn Queen is also guardian of the flame.Many baddies tried to gain control of it and subjugate the world.Most of them couldn't stand local weather conditions, and gave it up.Magic in...
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Source: Facebook
posted by mariofan14
(Before this story begins, let me tell wewe that with this article, I'm starting over with the stories I may tell wewe all. As wewe may have enjoyed the stories I told in the past, I hope wewe enjoy this one. Thanks for kusoma this tidbit, and do enjoy this article.)

It was a great siku in the little town of Ponyville, and everyone was gallavanting about, doing their duties and businesses. Some of the others were visiting and chatting with each other and generally had good times. One of these ponies was the kind Fluttershy, out to get some chakula for herself and her animal Marafiki in and near her...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
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>Canterlot
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Fire - MISSLE INCOMING!
*Nuke explode in air as every mechanism stops working, all electricy and communications fail, tanks stop working and below are falling down on the ground*
Sandman - What the hell is going on.
Damien - I don't know but if we won't songesha out something might hit us!
Fire - There! Garden house!
Sandman - *picks Icepick up* Help me Damien.
Damien - *picks up Icepick and goes to garden house*
*everything calms down*
Fire - Shit. Its an after-EMP storm.
Sandman - It's raining hard...
Ice - *slowly pulls himself up* I fucking hate rain...
??? - *burst into room*
Sandman...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
14th May
Hour 0700
Near Ponyville.

Sandman - This shit won't last long.
Icepick - *looks at Ponyville* The town is gone...
Damien - We will kill those bastards for what they did...



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Dan - So?
MI5 - We pinpointed location if weapon dealer of GlobeX.
Dan - *puts pictures on screen*

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Name : Ricardo De La Rosa
Location : Brazil - Rio De Janero - Local Favela.
Role : Weapon Dealer, Local Terror Group General
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MI5 - We sended SAS team ready to extract.
Dan - I'm sending my Reapers to capture the target. We will make him talk.

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Brazil.
Rio De Janero.
Operation Codename : "RAT TRAP"
Hour 1005

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Hooffman - Stay...
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added by Jade_23
Source: Equestria Daily, DeviantArt