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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the warehouse, Gordon returned.

Master Sword: *Opens a big door for Gordon's car to get into the warehouse*
Gordon: *Stops his car inside the warehouse* Don't tell me Mike never made it back here with the pick up truck.
Master Sword: *Closes door* I don't think he did.
Gordon: Well, he never did have common sense. Unlike the inayofuata gppony, pony we're going to use for getting that Volkswagen. Dexter!
Dexter: *Arrives* What do wewe want boss?
Gordon: We need wewe to steal the Volkswagen
Dexter: The rally car?
Gordon: Yes. Now as we all know, the rally car is coming here from Ponyville for a race. The driver will enter Canterlot tomorrow, under Highway 24. If our calculations are correct, the car will be there at 7 AM.
Master Sword: And please, try not to get pulled over unlike the others.
Dexter: Y'all don't need to worry. I ain't gonna fail.

Meanwhile at CHP headquarters, Getraer was holding a meeting, but he wasn't in the room.

Jon: I wonder what's taking Getraer so long.
Sindy: I heard he was calling Ponch to make sure he's okay.
Arthur: *Arrives* wewe guys, I'm in big trouble!
Jesse: What's wrong?
Arthur: Remember that watch I showed wewe yesterday morning?
Barry: Did wewe break it when wewe fell down?
Arthur: Yeah.
Sindy: How did he fall down?
Barry: We set up a road block with Jebediah, and the gppony, pony we were trying to stop hit Grossman's bike. He fell down, and broke his watch.
Jon: Aw Grossie, we warned wewe to be careful with that watch.
Arthur: I know, I know. I bought this thing for five hundred dollars!
Jon: Maybe wewe can find a place that will fix it, cheap.
Jesse: I know a guy. His name is-
Sargent Getraer: *Arrives* Okay Grossman, wewe can onyesha everypony your watch for show, and tell later. Right now, I got something to tell you. Everypony sit down.
CHP Officers: *Sitting down*
Sargent Getraer: First off, I wanna let wewe guys know about Poncherello. He's still in the hospital, and if he's lucky, he'll be back here tomorrow. Second, about the group of ponies stealing those cars. *Crosses off the Viper, and the ram* We got two zaidi today. The Volkswagen Beetle will be here tomorrow, so keep a close eye on it. We don't want them stealing that rally car. That's it for today, go home, relax, and get a goodnight sleep. wewe need as much energy as wewe can get for tomorrow.

As the officers were leaving, Bobby went to Jon, and Jesse.

Bobby: hujambo guys, I got a discount for this reservation at Applebees down the block. Wanna go?
Jon: Sure. Wanna go with us Jesse?
Jesse: Sure. I got nothing else planned. Why not?

At Applebees, this song was playing: link

Jon: I wonder what those guys have planned for stealing the rally car.
Jesse: Who knows?
Bobby: wewe know who the rally car belongs to?
Jon: Uh, I think a news company alisema it belongs to Tanner Foust.
Bobby: That's right.
Jesse: So we should probably keep our eyes on the car.
Jon: Yeah, that's what Getraer said.
Waiter: *Arrives* Good evening. I'm Silver Tray, and I'll be your waiter for the night. What would wewe like to drink?
Bobby: Rootbeer.
Jon: Sprite.
Jesse: Water.
Waiter: *Writing down the drinks, and walks to get them*
Jesse: When do wewe think the criminals will strike?
Jon: As soon as the car enters this city.
Bobby: And when is that?
Jon: I don't know. Tanner is driving the rally car from Ponyville, so there's three ways he can get here. Going on the road that passes under Highway 24, using Marker's Lane kwa that Toyota dealership, and then there's a road that goes parallel to the harbor.
Jesse: Then we gotta be careful.
Jon: Right.
Waiter: *Arrives with drinks, and gives them to Jon, Bobby, and Jesse* And what would wewe like for dinner?
Jon: I think I'll have chicken tenders with french fries.
Bobby: *Looking at the menu* I see wewe have something new on your menu called Sriracha Shrimp. I'd like to have that please.
Waiter: *Writing down orders, and looks at Jesse* How about wewe sir?
Jesse: Just a burger with everything on it, please.
Waiter: Would wewe like fries with that?
Jesse: Sure.
Waiter: I'll be back with your food. *Walks away*
Jon: Alright, back to the rally car.
Jesse: Right now?
Jon: Yeah. I think me, and Steve will be on our motorcycles near Highway 24. Bobby, wewe should check out the harbor with Grossman, Barry, and Jebediah. That leaves Jesse, the sarge, and Sindy with Marker Road.
Jesse: Very well.

2 B Continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

Canterlot High School, in the gppony, pony world, not that Equestria Girls crap.

Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Okay anypony, today we will be learning about-
James: How our school is going down the drain.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Why do wewe think it's going down the drain?
James: I'm not sure if wewe noticed, but this is a high school. I've seen students that are under the age of ten. Who the hell would run a school like that?!
Audience: *Laughing*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A picture of the new character

Astrel Sky: link

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on mitaani, mtaa corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing inayofuata to Double Scoop*
Tom: zaidi ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze:...
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posted by mariofan14
This isn't gppony, pony related, but I think I should tell wewe people about this sadistic fuck: a monster of a man named Vlad III, zaidi commonly known as Vlad the Impaler. I'm doing this for no particular reason, really.

It's really all quite bizarre, all that he went through and all that he did. Born in Transylvania in 1431, he would become a prince of Wallachia. His father, Vlad II Dracul, along with his family, including the soon-to-be maniac, moved to Nuremburg as soon as the baby was born. Vlad II then joined the Order of the Dragon, who were knights to protect Christendom from the Ottomans and...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
WARNING: There will be lots of swearing in this rant.

This f****ng episode...I've been bullied ever since I was 3 and now I'm 15...yikes. This episode made me enraged. I wanted to rip out Applejack's hair with my own two hands!

So what happens is that Babs Seed, a horrid bully pony, comes from Manehatten. She joins Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara in tormenting the CMC.

Honestly, I just wanted to give the CMC hugs. All the s**t they go through honestly makes me depressed.

After that, the CMC decides to stand up for themselves, and then applejack talks to them about how Babs Seed was bullied back...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nemo and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 67: All Aboard For Manehattan
Date: January 21, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming's train station
Time: 6:58...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 12, 1957
Loaction: Oatland, Alicornia

Stylo, and Metal Gloss were to work in Oatland, which was right kwa San Franciscolt. They were driving across The bay Bridge in one of the UP's supply trucks.

Stylo: All this time we've been here, and we haven't seen Alcatraz.
Metal Gloss: Why would wewe want to go there? You're not a criminal.
Stylo: au am I? Not really, but I think it would be cool to see it, and visit the cons.
Metal Gloss: What about the pros?
Stylo: *Continues driving*

By the time they got to the trainyard in Oatland, a gppony, pony was waiting for them.

Supervisor: wewe Stylo, and...
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AFTER THE EVENTS OF EPISODE 1


Everyone was enjoying the party. But Saten wasn't there, as was still depressed from AJ having dumped him. And Derpy, being very protective of her cousin and mad at AppleJack for hurting him, got back at applejack when she tricked the western gppony, pony into having one of Derpy's 'special' muffins.
AJ: (eating it quickly) this is delicious. What's in it?
Derpy: Oh wewe know. Dough. Blueberries.. Bit of pot.
AJ: (nervously) What was that last part!?
Derpy: ... Raisins.
AJ: THAT'S NOT WHAT YA SAID!!
Derpy: Whatever. Just be glad this is a party for that new girl. Because your...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 James, and his Marafiki
James, and his friends
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 65

Adventures In San Franciscolt

Date: January 12, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming. The school.

Jeff has a son...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Tom Foolery
Tom Foolery
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Marafiki live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hello, I am Master Sword.
Tom: And I'm Tom Foolery. *Looking at Master Sword* I was just wondering. Why are wewe called Master Sword?
Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword.
Tom: At least you're not good with fishing.
Master Sword: Why is that?
Tom: Because, then wewe would be called Master Bait.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't get it.
Tom:...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a beautiful siku in Equestria. upinde wa mvua Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were sitting at a restaurant having lunch.

Applejack: Well, thanks wewe two for helping out at my farm.
Rainbow Dash: No problem.
Rarity: There was no problem for me either, except for...
Applejack: Yes?
Rarity: Dirt.
Rainbow Dash: That's nothing to worry about. Besides, if wewe get it on you, wewe can just wash it off.
Applejack: I'm surprised wewe didn't wear that farming outfit wewe made when Trenderhoof was visiting.
Rarity: Oh yeah, about that...

Yesterday at Carousel Botique

Sweetie Belle: *Wearing Rarity's farming outfit*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Nikki's engine for the work train
Nikki's engine for the work train
When Nikki, and Michael got to the station, they saw engine 2467 coupled up to a work train.

Worker: hujambo Nikki, welcome back.
Nikki: Thanks.
Michael: Get going wewe two.
Worker: Okay. Get in the engine Nikki. I got her warmed up for you.
Nikki: I hope so, because it's cold. *Climbs into engine*
Workers: *Getting into train*
Nikki: *Waiting to go*
Worker 52: All aboard.
Nikki: *Drives train*
Worker 34: Okay, the tunnel is about 12 miles away. It'll take us a while to get there, so sit back, and relax.
Nikki: *Driving train* How nice, and smooth the tracks feel. I gotta thank Ryan inayofuata time I see...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Ryan From Seanthehedgehog

And introducing Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 61

Back To Work

Date: January 2, 1957...
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THE inayofuata DAY:

Saten was seen in a local bar.
Saten: *pounds counter* WERE'S MY DRINK!?
Bartender: Sir. wewe haven't oldered one yet.
Saten: Oh, right.. Give me.. Hell, what's the strongest alcohol wewe got?
Bartender: I don't know.. Whiskey.
Saten: Great.. I'll have the Rum.
Bartender: If wewe say so.
Suddenly Derpy ran in.
Derpy: Saten! Saten!. I have great news.. Someone asked me out.
Saten: Oh.. Did they now.
Derpy: Yeah. He somehow has gotten his hooves on tickets to the grand galloping gala, tomarrow..
Saten: That's tomarrow!?
Derpy: Yeah.. Crazy huh?
Saten: Oh well. I'm happy for you.
Derpy: *sadly* If...
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My name is maple Syrup.

I'm married to Buttered Pancake and our daughter Gummy kubeba is just the cutest little filly you've ever seen.

But this is our big trip.

Gummy has never been in the car this long. She woke up early of the siku we went sad was jumping around wildly. She kept chanting, "Wisconsin! Wisconsin! Wisconsin! Wisconsin!" Over and over again. Me and Buttered just rolled our eyes. It was a very long car trip, but because I was "crabby" Buttered drove the way and back. Anyway, when we got here, Gummy was just amazed. Giant clock! Stuffed animals! Sweets! Tattoos! Store! Her eyes just...
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Sweetie now realised that Rarity was never trying to outshine her. She was just buying time, till Sweetie Belle arrived. IF she arrived.


Rarity: Ooh... Sapphire Shores is such a big nyota and such a stickler for details. What if everything's not perfect enough?... Oh, buck up, Rarity, stop this foolishness. You've done your best and left nothing to chance! All that's needed now is a good night's rest.


Wait.. Stop the train.
Like in The Incredibles, when he stops the train because of his super strangth.
But anyway.
Did she just say "buck it?".
I believe she did.
I took that from the original script....
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