Mortomis was currently working as a cashier at ShopRite.
Customer: *Gives Mortomis a one hundred dollar bill* Thank you.
Mortomis: Thank you. Have a good day. *Looks around, and sees that no one is looking at him. He sticks the hundred dollar bill into his pocket*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Tom, and all of the others are idiots. I told them that being a cashier is awesome, and they don't believe me.
Saten Twist: *Appears with two boxes of Cookie Crisps* Hey, how's it going?
Mortomis: Good, and you?
Saten Twist: Fine. Tell me, when did wewe get this job?
Mortomis: Yesterday.
Saten Twist: wewe know being a cashier is stupid, right?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Somepony has to do it.
Saten Twist: Fair enough.
Ponies: *Forming a line behind Saten Twist* Hurry up with your kuki, vidakuzi asshole!
Saten Twist: Go buy zaidi shit wewe don't need, and get poor wewe dicks!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: I also heard from Tom, and Master Sword that somepony maybe working as a cashier in order to steal money. Is it possible that wewe know who I'm talking about?
Mortomis: *Looks down at the floor* No.
Saten Twist: Look me in the eye!
Mortomis: *Looks Saten Twist in the eye, keeping a straight face* No!! For accusing me of doing something like that, the price of your kuki, vidakuzi will double.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Leaves*
Mortomis: *Looks at the kuki, vidakuzi he left behind* Oh well. I heard these were good. Next?
Pony: *Arrives* I have six bananas, five boxes of Lucky Charms, a hotwheels Camaro, four pieces of chicken, and season 7 of Ponies On The Rails on DVD.
Mortomis: Okay, let's see how much that costs.
Manager: *Arrives* au not.
Audience: *Light laughter*
Mortomis: What?
Manager: Come with me, and you'll find out what I'm talking about.
Mortomis: Can I deal with this customer first?
Manager: No.
Audience: *Light laughter*
They went into the manager's office.
Manager: I heard rumors that wewe have been stealing money from our cash registers. Is this true?
Mortomis: It's a rumor, it's not supposed to be true.
Audience: *Laughing*
Manager: Okay wewe two, come in.
Tom & Master Sword: *Arrives*
Mortomis: What are wewe two doing here?
Tom: We videotaped wewe before Saten arrived.
Mortomis: He was in on this?
Master Sword: No, he would have recreated Pearl Harbor if we let him jiunge us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Manager: These two sent me a video of wewe during work. I saw it, and I am not happy.
Mortomis: I know, cut to the chase, and let me get back to work.
Audience: *Lightly laughing*
Manager: wewe aliiba money from our cash registers. wewe are fired.
Mortomis: Excuse me for a moment while I get my Tommygun.
Audience: *Laughing*
Coming up inayofuata on the last part, it's the bloopers.
Customer: *Gives Mortomis a one hundred dollar bill* Thank you.
Mortomis: Thank you. Have a good day. *Looks around, and sees that no one is looking at him. He sticks the hundred dollar bill into his pocket*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Tom, and all of the others are idiots. I told them that being a cashier is awesome, and they don't believe me.
Saten Twist: *Appears with two boxes of Cookie Crisps* Hey, how's it going?
Mortomis: Good, and you?
Saten Twist: Fine. Tell me, when did wewe get this job?
Mortomis: Yesterday.
Saten Twist: wewe know being a cashier is stupid, right?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Somepony has to do it.
Saten Twist: Fair enough.
Ponies: *Forming a line behind Saten Twist* Hurry up with your kuki, vidakuzi asshole!
Saten Twist: Go buy zaidi shit wewe don't need, and get poor wewe dicks!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: I also heard from Tom, and Master Sword that somepony maybe working as a cashier in order to steal money. Is it possible that wewe know who I'm talking about?
Mortomis: *Looks down at the floor* No.
Saten Twist: Look me in the eye!
Mortomis: *Looks Saten Twist in the eye, keeping a straight face* No!! For accusing me of doing something like that, the price of your kuki, vidakuzi will double.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Leaves*
Mortomis: *Looks at the kuki, vidakuzi he left behind* Oh well. I heard these were good. Next?
Pony: *Arrives* I have six bananas, five boxes of Lucky Charms, a hotwheels Camaro, four pieces of chicken, and season 7 of Ponies On The Rails on DVD.
Mortomis: Okay, let's see how much that costs.
Manager: *Arrives* au not.
Audience: *Light laughter*
Mortomis: What?
Manager: Come with me, and you'll find out what I'm talking about.
Mortomis: Can I deal with this customer first?
Manager: No.
Audience: *Light laughter*
They went into the manager's office.
Manager: I heard rumors that wewe have been stealing money from our cash registers. Is this true?
Mortomis: It's a rumor, it's not supposed to be true.
Audience: *Laughing*
Manager: Okay wewe two, come in.
Tom & Master Sword: *Arrives*
Mortomis: What are wewe two doing here?
Tom: We videotaped wewe before Saten arrived.
Mortomis: He was in on this?
Master Sword: No, he would have recreated Pearl Harbor if we let him jiunge us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Manager: These two sent me a video of wewe during work. I saw it, and I am not happy.
Mortomis: I know, cut to the chase, and let me get back to work.
Audience: *Lightly laughing*
Manager: wewe aliiba money from our cash registers. wewe are fired.
Mortomis: Excuse me for a moment while I get my Tommygun.
Audience: *Laughing*
Coming up inayofuata on the last part, it's the bloopers.
Toothy
Pinkie pie: what are wewe doing in my bedroom *grabs chainsaw*
me: HOLY S**TIAOUNI
pinkie pie: *starts chainsaw*
me: *looks at window and gets out*
(atfer i got out i was in the forest full of wild wanyama and traps)
me: oh my!
*try to be careful over the traps and bears but got hurt kwa them too much*
me: *see's a road and looks around but no cars*
oh my what if she...
(all the sudden see's a shed witch i know they are dangerous but i had to do it)
*walks into shed theres blood everywhere and hides in a hiding spot*
to be continued
me: HOLY S**TIAOUNI
pinkie pie: *starts chainsaw*
me: *looks at window and gets out*
(atfer i got out i was in the forest full of wild wanyama and traps)
me: oh my!
*try to be careful over the traps and bears but got hurt kwa them too much*
me: *see's a road and looks around but no cars*
oh my what if she...
(all the sudden see's a shed witch i know they are dangerous but i had to do it)
*walks into shed theres blood everywhere and hides in a hiding spot*
to be continued
Dear Diary,
Today, I had a good adventure with my friends. The bad thing about it, though, was, somepony alisema "Let's go this way!" And I alisema "No! Let's go this way!" We were all confused and most of us didn't understand anypony, but at least I had a adventure!
From, Twilight Sparkle.
Dear Diary,
Today, I went to go with my Marafiki to complete a obstacle course that everypony in Ponyville had to go across. I got past it, but I didn't win the race. I wasn't in first place. I was in third place. But third wasn't last. Twelfth was, but I came in like it was first if there were twelve spots!
From, Twilight SParkle
Today, I had a good adventure with my friends. The bad thing about it, though, was, somepony alisema "Let's go this way!" And I alisema "No! Let's go this way!" We were all confused and most of us didn't understand anypony, but at least I had a adventure!
From, Twilight Sparkle.
Dear Diary,
Today, I went to go with my Marafiki to complete a obstacle course that everypony in Ponyville had to go across. I got past it, but I didn't win the race. I wasn't in first place. I was in third place. But third wasn't last. Twelfth was, but I came in like it was first if there were twelve spots!
From, Twilight SParkle
Lola's car
"I've ruined their friendship once before. I'd rather give up my own memories than let it happen again!"
"I'm sorry too. I may have stopped being mean, but a Great and Powerful friend helped me realize I still wasn't very nice to you. Everyone matters Wallflower. No matter how insignificant au invisible they feel."
"There's over a million vitabu in here."
"Princess Celestia, the last time we saw each other, I was your snide little pupil who betrayed and abandoned you.... I mean that I come before wewe a changed pony, humbly asking for forgiveness, guidance, and knowledge."
"...Or I can just go, and wewe never have to see me again."
"I'm sorry too. I may have stopped being mean, but a Great and Powerful friend helped me realize I still wasn't very nice to you. Everyone matters Wallflower. No matter how insignificant au invisible they feel."
"There's over a million vitabu in here."
"Princess Celestia, the last time we saw each other, I was your snide little pupil who betrayed and abandoned you.... I mean that I come before wewe a changed pony, humbly asking for forgiveness, guidance, and knowledge."
"...Or I can just go, and wewe never have to see me again."
