punda punda Inn

Starring upinde wa mvua Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Donovan
Blaze as Richard

It was closing time at the punda punda Inn's strip club.

Marisa: *Closing up the strip club. She walks outside to get to her car, but a kinanda falls out of nowhere making this sound: link * That nearly hit me! What kind of bastard is in charge of getting the kinanda into Mercury's room?
Construction Ponies: *Looking down at Marisa* Sorry ma'am, we were too busy looking at our phones.
Marisa: And I thought driving while looking at your phone was bad.
Audience: *Laughing*

The inayofuata morning, the same thing happened to her as she walked into the strip club.

Marisa: *Looking at the construction workers above her* What the hell is the meaning of this?!!
Construction Ponies: *Watching Youtube video on their phones* uuuuh.. we can explain.
Audience: *Laughing*

Inside the strip club.

Marisa: *Sitting with Mercury at a table* Mercury, those ponies trying to deliver your kinanda nearly hit me with it twice. Convince them to be zaidi careful, au else they'll be the ones having pianos falling toward them.
Mercury: I see what wewe mean, and I'll get it done. How much will wewe pay me?
Marisa: One grand, and five private dances for free.
Mercury: You're my kind of mare. I'll do it, but first, the dances.
Marisa: Do it now, au I'll take my business elsewhere.
Audience: *Light laughter*
Mercury: wewe really know how to piss someone off, wewe know that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Fine, I'll get the job done.

Inside Mercury's room.

Construction Ponies: *Trying to get the kinanda into Saten Twist's room, but fail, and watch it fall down*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Arrives* Fellas, I know you're trying your hardest to get me my piano, but stop being so reckless.
Construction Ponies: We're trying Mr. Twist, but it's hard.
Saten Twist: How is it hard to get a kinanda in here? Let me do it! *Moves the kinanda into his room all kwa himself*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: See?
Construction Ponies: *Shocked* Oh my goodness, how did he do that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: For your idiocracy, I won't pay wewe anything.
Construction Ponies: Aw man. *Walking away, and fall off of their platform*
Audience: *Laughing*

2 B Continued