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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Blooper time.

Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*

Blooper song: link

Twilight: *Enters the human world with Spike*
Spike: What happened to us?
Twilight: *Talks in her normal voice* I don't know.... wait a second. I NO LONGER HAVE THE- *Coughs, and falls down*
Spike: Cut.
Director: wewe don't make the decisions!
Audience: *Laughing*

Take 2

Twilight: *Enters the human world with Spike*
Spike: What happened to us?
Twilight: *Talks in her black man's voice* I don't know.... Hey, I thought I was supposed to get my normal voice back!
Audience: *Laughing*

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Tom: *Goes on his laptop* Okay, give me a sekunde to get onto the website that the game is on.
Double Scoop: Alright.
Tom: *Gets onto the website, but a big advertisement appears on the screen*
Advertisement Pony: New from SeanTheHedgehog Productions, it's the Ponies On The Rails Drag Racing Play set.
Double Scoop: Are we gonna skip this?
Tom: No, I wanna watch this.
Advertisement Pony: Meadow West gets her car, and races other ponies from the intersection to the railroad crossing. But watch out, Nikki is driving her train, and wewe do not want to crash into it. The Ponies On The Rails Drag Racing Play set. Comes with other ponies, other trains, and other cars, and wewe can also modify the town where they drag race.

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Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. It's been an exciting first round, now let's take a look at the scores. Sean the hedgehog has set a new Jeopardy record with-
Sean: Suck on it Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Wait for me to finish.
Sean: Oh, okay.

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Alex: This color ends in purple, oh shit, I gave away the answer.
Audience: *Laughing*

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Gary: Don't apologize to us. Apologize to our parents that keep paying for this bullshit. This onyesha sucks!
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Okay, not really. Sorry for saying that.

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Mexican gppony, pony 1: I think we can help you. *Walks with the sekunde Mexican pony* Get your punda over here.
Mexican gppony, pony 2: *Walks toward Mexican gppony, pony 1*
Mexican gppony, pony 1: *Tries to open the wardrobe*
Mexican gppony, pony 2: Hurry up.
Mexican gppony, pony 1: I'm trying to open it, but it's stuck.
Audience: *Laughing*

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Chrysler: *Walks into a room, and looks at drunk Royal Guards* I don't have the patience for this, so let's get this over with. Your momma is so big, her shadow has it's own bedroom.
Royal Guard: She has her own shadow? I want my own shadow! Shadow is the best sonic character ever!!
Audience: *Laughing*

The End
upinde wa mvua Dash went to where applejack was killed.

Rainbow Dash: AJ?
Applejack: *Dead*
Rainbow Dash: *Using magic to bring applejack back to life* Come on. Wake up!
Applejack: *Wakes up* What happened?
Rainbow Dash: Twilight's dead. We have to go now. *Teleports herself, and applejack towards Sean*
Shredder: Dash! You're alright.
Rainbow Dash: Of course I'm alright.
Sean: How did wewe do?
Rainbow Dash: It wasn't easy, but I defeated Twilight.
Sean: *Sees upinde wa mvua Dash's horn* So you're an alicorn now, huh?
Rainbow Dash: Yeah. I won't make the same mistake Twilight did. I upendo all of wewe guys, wewe mean...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Hawkeye, and Stylo arrived at Pete's office.

Hawkeye: wewe wanted to see us?
Pete: Yes, as a matter of fact, I did. We're going to be interviewed for Television, and I want wewe to spread the news around.
Stylo: With pleasure.
Hawkeye: What time do they get here?
Pete: Tomorrow, at 9 AM. Now go spread the news.
Hawkeye, and Stylo: *Leaves office*

They started at the train yard.

Wilson: What did wewe guys get called into Pete's office for?
Hawkeye: We're being interviewed kwa a televisheni company tomorrow.
Wilson: At what time?
Stylo: 9 AM.
Red Rose: *Comes down from signal tower* Did I hear that we're...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 32

Gordon Goes East

January 9, 1954

On many railroads, steam engines were being replaced kwa diesels. This was called dieselization, and there were several railroads that were operating only diesel engines, but most railroads still had steam.

Gordon: *Seeing...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After he finished putting stitches on the gppony, pony that hurt himself, Jeff found another problem.

Jeff: What kind of blood do wewe have?
Hurt Pony: O type.
Jeff: Oh jeez. Does anypony here have an O blood type?

Everypony shook their head no.

Stylo: Hold up, let me check something.
Hawkeye: Go right ahead.
Stylo: *Goes into Pete's office*
Percy: What's he doing? He's not aloud in there.
Hawkeye: That is the office of the gppony, pony in charge, and I gave him permission to be in there.
Stylo: *Returns with Orion's file* He's the only gppony, pony that could help us out.
Hawkeye: *Reading file* O blood type. Alright,...
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posted by Rendal_Pony
 Vocal Sparks(aka me)
Vocal Sparks(aka me)
ok.this is not a part of the story. but two things.one is i know its past hearts and hooves day,but its close enough. and two, all of this is real(well, except for the names, of course)this all happened at my dance yesterday. If wewe want my sekunde one, just wait till inayofuata year. Enjoy!

It was Hearts and Hooves day. I was excited for the dance that we were having, since I somehow always screw things up. Like, last time, I was trying to run away from my crush with my crutches. That's another story. But anyways, We were having a little party after lunch.
My name, is Vocal Sparks, there's this really...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the Ice Hotel, everypony was enjoying theirselves.

DJ: *Playing dubstep*
Con: *Sees Lady* Enjoying everything?
Lady: Everything seems so... *Looking at lights* Bright.
Con: Do wewe think it's better, au worse then 1958?
Lady: Worse. I'm sorry, but I'm used to rock and roll.
Con: Maybe, I can help wewe out with that. *goes to DJ*
DJ: *Playing dubstep*
Con: Hey, we got a request for some 50's rock, and roll.
DJ: Sure, let me check. *Finds old record* This will be great to play. *Playing song*
link
Con: Thanks a lot.
Lady: *Sees Con* What did wewe do?
Con: Just asked nicely. *Dances*
Lady: *Dances with...
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At an outside restaurant.

Taxi Driver: *Stops at restaurant*
Nazis: *Get out*
Taxi Driver: *Drives away*
French Stallion: Puis-je vous offrir quelque chose?
Nazi: Nous voulons champagne.
French Stallion: Venir jusqu'à. *goes to get champagne*
Sigmund: *Reading newspaper*
French Stallion: *Hears his phone ringing, then answers* Bonjour?... Oui. *Walks to Sigmund* Quelqu'un veut vous parler au téléphone.
Sigmund: Le téléphone?
French Stallion: Oui monsieur.
Sigmund: *Stands up* Merci. *Goes to phone* Hello.... Hello?

The gppony, pony that called him hung up. Then suddenly, a car was pulling up to the restaurant....
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Pablo was fed up with getting buried in dirt, and decided to leave kwa going through the wire.

Pablo: *Holding wire cutter*
Volk: *arrives* Pablo? What are wewe doing?
Pablo: I'm getting out of here.
Volk: But we're not getting out through the fence, we're going through the tunnel, it's finished.
Pablo: I go through fence!
Volk: *Punches Pablo* You're not thinking. We can't go through the fence.
Pablo: *Slams Volk into wall* Don't do that. *Sighs* Volk, since I was a colt, I feared, and hated small rooms.
Volk: But wewe dug so many tunnels. Seventeen tunnels.
Pablo: Si. I hide the fear, and continue...
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posted by elsafan1010
Mlp is a master at cloning and mystery. For example, Dr. Hooves thing. I am uandishi an makala about him today. As we all know, Dr. Hooves is a fawn gppony, pony with a brown mane. Dr. Hooves is an earth pony, so he can't fly au cast spells. But this situation is not always the same. Because in the episode called Sonic Rainboom, I noticed something. upinde wa mvua Dash was swapping her number for all the ponies to be last on stage. But when she was number five, the gppony, pony she changed her number to was Dr. Hooves. I have uploaded the picture to the article. wewe can see. This is definitely Dr. It was Hooves, his hair and skin, his eyes cute mark all the same. The only difference was that it appeared as a pegasus. Strange?
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Saten Twist left the station in the Super Chief. As he drove the train away from Los Angeles, Jake started having sekunde thoughts about his job.

Jake: *Sitting on a bench, looking down at the ground*
Stallion 22: *Arrives* We need wewe to get ready for the El Capitan.
Jake: Can I drive the train?
Stallion 22: wewe need to check the baggage.
Jake: Then I quit. *Walks away*
Stallion 22: Have fun looking for another job. You'll never get hired anywhere else.
Jake: We'll see about that.

Jake made a call to the Southern Pacific.

Jake: I heard you're looking for a new engineer.
Southern Pacific Pony: Yes sir,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Saten: *Enjoying muziki on his record player while sitting in his couch, and drinking a glass of water* This is how wewe enjoy a summer morning. *Hears a doorbell, and walks to his door*
Tareq: *Watches Saten open the door* Hi Saten. I would have called but my line's down. Can I hang out with you?
Saten: Come on inside.
Tareq: *Closes the door* Buddy Holly. Good choice.
Saten: I just bought it a few days ago. How did your run with Jake go yesterday?
Tareq: Not bad. I actually got him to sit down, and shut up.
Saten: Thank god! How did he react?
Tareq: He stayed silent once I told him about...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The inayofuata day, Jake went back to the train station in Albuquerque. Tareq was waiting.

Jake: Hey. My name's Jake, and I'm a nerd.
Tareq: Oh no.
Jake: Did wewe know that the Santa Fe was first created in 1859? We've been around for nearly 100 years.
Tareq: Buddy, I'm gonna ask wewe to shut up. We have a freight train that needs to head into Chicagoat. We're gonna go as far as La Junta in Coltorado. Once we get there, we'll come back on another freight. Are wewe ready?
Jake: Sure. *Climbs on board with Tareq*


They quickly started their journey north.

Jake: Do wewe know why our freight engines are painted...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Saten Twist was assigned to teach Jake how to drive passenger trains. He was waiting on the platform, and the Super Chief was due to leave in five minutes.

Saten Twist: *Sitting on a bench, watching a switcher push five diesels onto the Super Chief* There's my power for the train. Now where is that gppony, pony with the glasses?
Jake: *Arrives, feeling very happy*
Saten Twist: Alright, wewe made it.
Jake: Hey. My name's Jake, and I'm a nerd.
Saten Twist: We met yesterday at the bar. I remember your name.
Jake: Well there's a first.
Saten Twist: Follow me. *Walks to the diesels*
Jake: *Following Saten Twist*...
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posted by mariofan14
What is love, really? Is it merely some fool's dream that is only temporarily powerful, au is it the feeling of affection one has for another? Surely, it is au should be the latter, but it can be taken the wrong way. In that matter, that is called lust, meaning an uncontrolled feeling for others that can and will blow away your self-control.

Here's a good example of lust: the affair between Paolo Malatesta and Francesca da Polenta. Paolo was the younger brother of Giovanni, who was to be married to Francesca. This marriage was to be a solidification of peace between their families, probably...
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