Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, a fake white mustache, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game onyesha wheel.)
Nikki West as Pink
Larry Wilcox & Erik Estrada as Theirselves
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I am happy to announce that for the very first time in this show, Sean the hedgehog will not be joining us. He's busy starting a new movie called The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville. So I don't have to worry about him making sexual threats to my grand daughter.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: With that said, let's take a look at the scores. pink is in sekunde place with negative $55,555.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pink: Why don't wewe have any categories about the color pink? I'd be in first place kwa now.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Sure. In first place with 3 dollars, Larry Wilcox.
Audience: *Cheering, and whistling*
Larry: Alex, it's really great to be here. I heard that when wewe play this game for charity, I instantly had to join, and-
Alex: *Not interested* Intersting.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And finally, Erik Estrada with negative $123,456.
Audience: *Laughing*
Erik: hujambo that's bullshit man. Every answer I gave wewe was correct!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No they were not. Now let's songesha onto Double Jeopardy. The categories for this game are..
POTENT POTABLES
THE DOLLAR BILL
sinema STARRING TOM HANKS
PILLOWS
CAR COMPANIES THAT BEGIN IN DODGE
CAR COMPANIES THAT END IN DODGE
And finally, ARTWORK kwa LEONARDO DA VINCI
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. Wilcox, you're in the lead, so we'll start with you.
Larry: Okay, how about 800?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For which category?
Larry: Just pick one. I don't care.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: wewe don't care. Okay. Car companies that begin in Dodge for 800.
Larry: Actually, I wanna do Car companies that end in Dodge.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fine. Car companies that end in Dodge for 800. This car company has a name that ends in Dodge.
Erik: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. Estrada?
Erik: Kawasaki!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Rings the wrong answer buzzer* They don't even make cars.
Pink: *Rings in*
Alex: Pink?
Pink: Yes, what can I do for you?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: wewe buzzed in.
Pink: Really? I don't remember doing that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Well, wewe did. *Hears a buzzer go off three times* And wewe ran out of time.
Larry: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. Wilcox?
Larry: I wanted to do Car companies that begin in Dodge. I realized that would be easier than the category we're doing now.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Well, since wewe can't make up your mind, we're not gonna let wewe pick anymore categories. Pink, why don't wewe pick a category?
Pink: Fartwork kwa Leonardo Dicaprio for 1,000.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: wewe should be ashamed of yourself. Okay, let's go with sinema Starring Tom Hanks for 600. This actor starred in Forrest Gump.
Pink: *Rings in*
Alex: Yes Pink?
Pink: I actually have proof that Leonardo Dicaprio-
Alex: Let me stop wewe right there, and continue the game.
Audience: *Laughing*
Larry: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. Wilcox?
Larry: Eh, who is...
Alex: Yes?
Larry: Tom...
Alex: You're almost there! Go on!
Larry: I got it. Who is Tom Cruise?
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: NO!!! The answer was Tom Hanks!!
Erik: Hey! I would have gotten that!
Alex: No wewe would not have gotten that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's end this, and go to final jeopardy. The category is your inayopendelewa drink.
Final jeopardy muziki began to play.
Alex: There's no way this can go wrong.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: There are a lot of drinks, so pick one. It could be water, Sprite, rootbeer, anything. Just please get the right answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay, let's start with Larry Wilcox, and wewe wrote down.. *Looks at Larry's podium* Actually, he drew something. It appears to be a pick up truck.
Audience: *Laughing*
Larry: wewe always gotta go with GMC, au Chevy. They make the best trucks in all of Equestria.
Alex: *Bored* I'll keep that in mind. Pink, your inayopendelewa drink is.. *Sees Pink's pen is missing*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Where's your pen?
Pink: What pen?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The pen attached to your podium. Where is it?
Pink: Oh, uh..
Alex: wewe know what? Forget it. I'll ask Nicholas Cage after the game.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And finally, Erik Estrada. wewe wrote down, *Sees a drawing of himself being executed kwa guillotine*
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and cheering*
Alex: All wewe had to do was write down your inayopendelewa drink.
Erik: I did. It's beer. wewe can see that, because that's what you're carrying with your hooves just before your head gets cut off.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Disgusted* Right.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's it for Jeopardy. Sean, if you're watching this, please come back.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Up next, it's The Story of Corporal Agarn
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, a fake white mustache, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game onyesha wheel.)
Nikki West as Pink
Larry Wilcox & Erik Estrada as Theirselves
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I am happy to announce that for the very first time in this show, Sean the hedgehog will not be joining us. He's busy starting a new movie called The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville. So I don't have to worry about him making sexual threats to my grand daughter.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: With that said, let's take a look at the scores. pink is in sekunde place with negative $55,555.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pink: Why don't wewe have any categories about the color pink? I'd be in first place kwa now.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Sure. In first place with 3 dollars, Larry Wilcox.
Audience: *Cheering, and whistling*
Larry: Alex, it's really great to be here. I heard that when wewe play this game for charity, I instantly had to join, and-
Alex: *Not interested* Intersting.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And finally, Erik Estrada with negative $123,456.
Audience: *Laughing*
Erik: hujambo that's bullshit man. Every answer I gave wewe was correct!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No they were not. Now let's songesha onto Double Jeopardy. The categories for this game are..
POTENT POTABLES
THE DOLLAR BILL
sinema STARRING TOM HANKS
PILLOWS
CAR COMPANIES THAT BEGIN IN DODGE
CAR COMPANIES THAT END IN DODGE
And finally, ARTWORK kwa LEONARDO DA VINCI
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. Wilcox, you're in the lead, so we'll start with you.
Larry: Okay, how about 800?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For which category?
Larry: Just pick one. I don't care.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: wewe don't care. Okay. Car companies that begin in Dodge for 800.
Larry: Actually, I wanna do Car companies that end in Dodge.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fine. Car companies that end in Dodge for 800. This car company has a name that ends in Dodge.
Erik: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. Estrada?
Erik: Kawasaki!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Rings the wrong answer buzzer* They don't even make cars.
Pink: *Rings in*
Alex: Pink?
Pink: Yes, what can I do for you?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: wewe buzzed in.
Pink: Really? I don't remember doing that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Well, wewe did. *Hears a buzzer go off three times* And wewe ran out of time.
Larry: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. Wilcox?
Larry: I wanted to do Car companies that begin in Dodge. I realized that would be easier than the category we're doing now.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Well, since wewe can't make up your mind, we're not gonna let wewe pick anymore categories. Pink, why don't wewe pick a category?
Pink: Fartwork kwa Leonardo Dicaprio for 1,000.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: wewe should be ashamed of yourself. Okay, let's go with sinema Starring Tom Hanks for 600. This actor starred in Forrest Gump.
Pink: *Rings in*
Alex: Yes Pink?
Pink: I actually have proof that Leonardo Dicaprio-
Alex: Let me stop wewe right there, and continue the game.
Audience: *Laughing*
Larry: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. Wilcox?
Larry: Eh, who is...
Alex: Yes?
Larry: Tom...
Alex: You're almost there! Go on!
Larry: I got it. Who is Tom Cruise?
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: NO!!! The answer was Tom Hanks!!
Erik: Hey! I would have gotten that!
Alex: No wewe would not have gotten that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's end this, and go to final jeopardy. The category is your inayopendelewa drink.
Final jeopardy muziki began to play.
Alex: There's no way this can go wrong.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: There are a lot of drinks, so pick one. It could be water, Sprite, rootbeer, anything. Just please get the right answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay, let's start with Larry Wilcox, and wewe wrote down.. *Looks at Larry's podium* Actually, he drew something. It appears to be a pick up truck.
Audience: *Laughing*
Larry: wewe always gotta go with GMC, au Chevy. They make the best trucks in all of Equestria.
Alex: *Bored* I'll keep that in mind. Pink, your inayopendelewa drink is.. *Sees Pink's pen is missing*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Where's your pen?
Pink: What pen?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The pen attached to your podium. Where is it?
Pink: Oh, uh..
Alex: wewe know what? Forget it. I'll ask Nicholas Cage after the game.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And finally, Erik Estrada. wewe wrote down, *Sees a drawing of himself being executed kwa guillotine*
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and cheering*
Alex: All wewe had to do was write down your inayopendelewa drink.
Erik: I did. It's beer. wewe can see that, because that's what you're carrying with your hooves just before your head gets cut off.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Disgusted* Right.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's it for Jeopardy. Sean, if you're watching this, please come back.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Up next, it's The Story of Corporal Agarn
COURTROOM:
Judge: Alright do to 29 secret kura from Shining Armor. Thank wewe Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).
Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).
Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.
LATER:
Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).
Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?
Pinkamena: I, I know Jesus has forgiven me..
Ditto: ... Your joking right?
Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!
Ditto: (pulls the switch).
However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.
Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?
THE END
Judge: Alright do to 29 secret kura from Shining Armor. Thank wewe Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).
Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).
Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.
LATER:
Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).
Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?
Pinkamena: I, I know Jesus has forgiven me..
Ditto: ... Your joking right?
Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!
Ditto: (pulls the switch).
However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.
Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?
THE END
Rarity after spilling mud on AppleJack's dress and finlky snapped out her attempts of impressing Trenderhoof kwa behaving like AppleaJack.
This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.
Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten alisema nervously.
"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.
"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave wewe alone?" Saten asked.
"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad wewe to know wewe actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.
"I guess" Saten alisema a bit awkwardly.
"... Say. wewe wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.
"Of coarse" Saten alisema excitedly.
AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.
Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.
So..
END OF EPISODE ONE..
This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.
Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten alisema nervously.
"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.
"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave wewe alone?" Saten asked.
"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad wewe to know wewe actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.
"I guess" Saten alisema a bit awkwardly.
"... Say. wewe wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.
"Of coarse" Saten alisema excitedly.
AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.
Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.
So..
END OF EPISODE ONE..
I thought I would have zaidi ideas to add to this story, but turns out... I don't.
So, yeah, this chapter is marely an Arthur note saying that the story is now over..
So the last chapter was actually the last chapter..
Till inayofuata time my dear mashabiki :)
I'm suppose to write zaidi words so here's bila mpangilio Metallica lyrics
"Story starts, quite town.
Small time boy, big time frown.
Never talks, never plays.
Different path, Lost his way.
Dead streets are red, red I'm afried.
No confetti, no parade.
Nothing happens in this boring place.
But oh my god, how that all did change.
Now they all prey.
Blood, stains, wash away."
So, yeah, this chapter is marely an Arthur note saying that the story is now over..
So the last chapter was actually the last chapter..
Till inayofuata time my dear mashabiki :)
I'm suppose to write zaidi words so here's bila mpangilio Metallica lyrics
"Story starts, quite town.
Small time boy, big time frown.
Never talks, never plays.
Different path, Lost his way.
Dead streets are red, red I'm afried.
No confetti, no parade.
Nothing happens in this boring place.
But oh my god, how that all did change.
Now they all prey.
Blood, stains, wash away."