My Little Poney Article: Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Once Sam, Gordon, Case Cracker, and sprocket entered Oatland, they saw a Fillydelphia gppony, pony walking down a sidewalk, passing several sedans.

Sam: *sees fillydelphia pony* Let's stop the car, and follow him on hoof.
Case Cracker: Yeah, see what he's up to.
Sam: *Stops car*
Gordon: Better idea. wewe three wait here. If he runs, wewe can follow him in the car. *Gets out*
Case Cracker: Okay, we'll be near. *Gets into the front seat*
Sprocket: What am I? Chopped liver?
Case Cracker: No. I hate sitting in the back, no matter who sits inayofuata to me.
Fillydelphia Pony: *Turns right*
Gordon: *Gets behind the Fillydelphia Pony, and kicks him onto the ground*
Fillydelphia Pony: Agh! *Lands on ground*
Gordon: *Drags gppony, pony to car* I got him.
Case Cracker: K put em in the back.
Gordon: *Sits in back with Fillydelphia pony, and Sprocket*
Sam: *Drives*
Gordon: What can wewe tell us about Jim Braddock?
Fillydelphia Pony: He's dead.
Gordon: Don't give us that bullshit. You're holding him somewhere. Where is he?
Fillydelphia pony: In hell. wewe just go to the abandoned warehouse, and I'll prove it.
Sam: If wewe insist. *Goes to abandoned warehouse*
Case Cracker: *Waits*
Sam: *Gets to abandoned warehouse*
Case Cracker: No one knows we're here. Let's keep it that way.
Sprocket: What do we do with this guy?
Fillydelphia Pony: *Nervous*
Case Cracker: Keep an eye on him. If he tries anything on you, shoot him.
Sprocket: With pleasure.

The three stallions continue on toward the warehouse, leaving sprocket with the Fillydelphia gppony, pony in the car.

Sam: *Sneaks in, and holds door for Case Cracker*
Case Cracker: *Enters and hides behind a post on the inside checking for Fillydelphia ponies*
Sam: All clear. *Goes towards room*
Case Cracker: *Follows with Gordon*
Sam: *Opens door*
Jim: *On ground*
Gordon: There he is.
Sam: Jim, wake up.
Jim: *Doesn't hear Sam*
Gordon: Jim!!! *Shoots the ground near him*
Jim: *Wakes up* What the fuck is happening?!
Case Cracker: Fillydelphia Ponies nabbed you. *looks at Jim for any major injuries*
Jim: I'm fine. They may have taken me, but I'm not seriously injured au anything.
Sam: Good.
Case Cracker: wewe know how wewe got knocked out?
Jim: *Being sarcastic* Well I don't know, how would wewe get knocked out?
Sam: That doesn't matter, we have to get out of here.
Case Cracker: Fine d'ya see anypony else in here?
Jim: No.
Sam: Let's go wewe guys.
Case Cracker: *Hears two gunshots* Shit!

The four stallions run back to Sam's car. They saw sprocket looking at the Fillydelphia pony. She shot him to death.

Gordon: Glad you're still in one piece.
Jim: So am I. Who are wewe anyway?
Case Cracker: My girlfriend.
Sprocket: sprocket is my name. It's nice to meet wewe Jim.
Jim: Has she joined us?
Gordon: Yes.
Sam: She joined half an saa ago.
Gordon: Right. So are we fighting those Fillydelphian assholes?
Jim: Yup.
Case Cracker: When?
Jim: Tomorrow.
Case Cracker: Good,they'll be less suspecting then.

They all get back in the car, and return to San Franciscolt.

2 B Continued

On The Block Episode 15 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Saten Twist was watching zaidi television.

Master Sword: *Enters Saten Twist's house* You're still watching television?!
Saten Twist: They're still inaonyesha that drought in Alicornia. I really don't see why thousands of ponies care about that state.
Master Sword: They make most of our produce.
Saten Twist: We live in Neigh Jersey. We make our own produce.
Master Sword: Point taken, but still. If that drought gets worse, it could come towards us.
Saten Twist: Bullshit. We'll make it go towards the Canadians. Nopony cares about them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: You're starting to act like...

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juu tn keki crossovers

posted by Canada24

everyone knows how I feel about cupcakes.
I find it enjoyable.
And so.
It's obvious why Iwould make such a list..

#10: A NIGHTMARE:
It has one similarity to Rocket to Insanity, both have the fact that keki was all a bad dream.
But not as tramatic as Rocket to Insanity..
Plus, it's Pinkie herself who has the nightmare..

#9: keki COMIC:
It has the reactions of all the main six, after Celestia sents the book to Ponyville.
Pinkie herself is the first to read it. And becomes somewhat traumatized.
As do the others, except Dash didn't read it.
Everyone wants Dash NOT to read it, but he dose in the end....

On The Block Episode 13 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Everypony started leaving Tom's house.

Tom: I hope wewe enjoyed the video I showed you.
Master Sword: And if wewe didn't, then f**k you!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Wait a minute, I almost forgot.
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots sidewalk near Tom's hoof*
Tom & Master Sword: *Staring at each other* THE WARNER BROTHERS ASSASSIN!!!!
Saten Twist: I knew he was working for that FBI gppony, pony who came here in the black car.
Master Sword: That was Aina!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Oh. Well, I hope she gets killed kwa that assassin.
Audience: *Laughing*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots ground kwa Saten...

Awesome gppony, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor

Awesome gppony, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor

On The Block Episode 9 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Everypony was celebrating krisimasi at Fort Courage.

Corporal Duffy: *Opens present* A hundred bucks?
Sargent O' Rourke: Do wewe like it?
Corporal Duffy: No!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Duffy: Back at...

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Princess of Nature- Page 1 Chapter 1

posted by alexischaos2004

NOTE: No, there won't be any alicorn transformations au any alicorn characters in this fanfiction, just normal Equestrian stuff! Also, there is no demented, messed up content in this fanfic. Not yaoi au yuri. Not a creepypasta, either.

"Meet Fluttershy!"

Fluttershy paced through the sky, her cream colored wings flapping rapidly. She flew over the bustling streets of PonyVille, enjoying her flight. Fluttershy never flapped her wings this fast, but she still never gained confidence in challenging upinde wa mvua Dash to a race. She has also changed just a bit, she no longer has fears over pointless occasions....

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Awesome gppony, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: Deviant Art, Joyreactor

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Awesome gppony, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: Deviant Art, Joyreactor

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On The Block Episode 6 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Marafiki live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is a really bad siku for the fandom.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: What happened Master Sword?
Master Sword: It's Warner Brothers.
Tom: *Angry* Not again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: To onyesha wewe what we're talking about, let me onyesha wewe four pictures.

Look at the four bottom pictures.

Master Sword: Okay, so there was going to be a video with a special...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 70 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 2:33 PM
Railway: Union Pacific

Pete was told about what happened on the Southern Pacific, and decided to give Renee another chance.

Renee: *Enters Pete's office*
Pete: I've got a freight train that needs to go north into Laramie. Do wewe think wewe have what it takes to drive it?
Renee: Yeah.
Pete: Okay. Your engines were destroyed in that explosion back at Ogden, so you're gonna use engine 844. Nemo, and Metal Gloss will help wewe find it.
Renee: Thank you.

Renee entered the servicing facility where she saw Metal Gloss, and Nemo.

Renee: Pete...

My Little Big MLP YTP Compilation (S1-S2)

added by Seanthehedgehog

YTP is short for Youtube poop. I have no idea why it's called that, so don't ask me.

video

my

magic

friendship

upinde wa mvua dash

is

fluttershy

my little gppony, pony

My Little Poney

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Blazin's New Sister-The Arrival

posted by Dragon-88

Searin' (Blazin's mom, inayofuata to Blazin's dad Scorchin) sure looks happy about the new foal!

Searin' (Blazin's mom, next to Blazin's dad Scorchin) sure looks happy about the new foal!

As of now, Blazin's parent's are at the hospital waiting for the mtoto, foal to arrive. Blazin' is sitting at home, accompanied kwa Celestia, because Luna was asleep during the day. It was a long wait, and he was getting nervous.

Celestia: Please relax, everything will be fine. Your sister will be here soon, I'm sure of it.

Blazin': I know, but waiting is just making me zaidi nervous....

The mane six were in a corner of his living room, staring at him like he was hyped on sugar.

Rarity: This is kwa far the scariest I've seen him so far. He's not even doing anything, but still...

Blazin' suddenly looks at...

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On The Block Episode 2 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

And now, it's time for fanmail from your inayopendelewa six ponies, the mane 6!

Audience: *Cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Announcer: Just one thing we need to tell you. Twilight Sparkle did something bad, and Celestia has punished her, kwa giving her the voice of Ice Cube.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, it ain't funny! Da f*q does everypony have to laugh at me for?
Pinkie Pie: Come on Twilight, I think wewe sound great with your new voice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: Let's start with the fanmail, shall we?

Heartsong, and Annie start bringing them notes.

Fluttershy: *Takes letter* Here's one...

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The History Of Equestria: Railways Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In the awali part of this story, we saw a few ponies working on a railway called Amtrak. It's a big railroad that carries a lot of ponies to hundreds of cities all around Equestria. Now, there's another railroad wewe get to read about called The Union Pacific. Though it doesn't serve all three of the regions in Equestria, the Union Pacific is the largest railway in all of Equestria. Freight trains go to many of the hundreds of cities in the midwest, au western region.

Applejack: That was the railway with the big boys we were talking about earlier.
Interviewer: Yeah.
Applejack: Then I ain't...

My Generic Alicorn OC

added by SteamPunkOtaku

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Ponies On The Rails: Season 6 Highlights

posted by Seanthehedgehog

One day, Button Mash was watching TV.

Button: I can't seem to find anything good. *Changes channel to a news report*
Anchor Pony: And apparently, the bank robbers took off in a dark blue Suburban.
Button: Boring. *Changes channel to war film*
Equestrian gppony, pony 589: Get down.
Terrorist: *Shoots missile*
Button: Isn't there anything good on TV?! *Changes channel*
Announcer: And now, it's time for the season 6 highlights of Ponies On The Rails. Sponsored kwa Princess Motors. Manufacturing both cars, and trains for over seventy years.

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies...

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Syrup on Pancakes: A upendo Story

posted by TotalDramaFan60

My name is maple Syrup.

I'm married to a stallion named Buttered Pancake, and our baby, Gummy kubeba is just the cutest little filly wewe could ever see.

But this is how we met.

It was Nightmare Night. Because me and him met that night it was one of inayopendelewa Nightmare Nights of all time. Anyway, I was trick-or-treating with my old friends, jelly maharage, maharagwe and Gum Drop. We came to a house that was blue. Blue was my inayopendelewa color, so I asked jelly and Gum if I could go in. "Why can't we go in?" jelly asked. "'Cause inayopendelewa color houses are the best." I said, simply.

Maybe too much simply.

But, I was right....

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Satan Twist Adventures... PART 7

posted by Canada24

Rarity was about to onyesha off her design, when Sweetie Belle ran in. Soon turning it into a chase seqence.

SweetieBelle: Here's the truth... I was upset at wewe for stealing the spotlight from me at the play, so I pulled out the center stitch to the headpiece so it would fall apart.
Rarity: *angry* What!?
SweetieBelle: But then I realized I didn't want your future to be ruined forever and ever, so I came back to change it before it was too late! So... here it is. It's all fixed. Please forgive me.
Rarity: Forgive you!? How could I forgive yo-
Sweetie Belle: *puppy eyes*
Rarity: *sighs* finnnnne

THE END..

It was probably abit weird having Satan Twist himself, only two small appearances.
Hopefully the inayofuata one, his first centre episode.

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The Ultimate Crossover of Stuff:

posted by TotalDramaFan60

It was a bright siku in Ponyville. Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, and their Marafiki were having a picnic, when Spike came running with thousands of letters from Princess Celestia. "I got these about two sekunde ago!" He exclaimed, and dropped them in front of Twilight. Twilight took one, and two humans came out. Everypony screamed. "I like this pink one!" alisema the girl, walking up to Pinkie and stroking her mane. "Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie! What's your name?" Pinkie said. "My name's Mabel. This is my brother, Dipper." alisema the girl. "Mabel, this place looks like it has zaidi conspiracies than Gravity...