Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, a fake white mustache, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game onyesha wheel.)
Sean The Hedgehog as himself
Double Scoop as Shia Labeuof
Master Sword as Vin Diesel (For this skit, he's bald)

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. It's been an exciting game so far, let's take a look at the scores. Vin Diesel is in third place with negative $23,495.37
Audience: *Laughing*
Vin: I got laid during the commercials.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We didn't need to know that, but okay. In first place is Sean with zero.
Audience: *Cheering*
Alex: How does it feel to be back?
Sean: Good, especially since I also got laid kwa your grand daughter.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: ........ Okay, in last place with negative $50,000 is Shia Labeuof, and he's still wearing his I Am Not Famous Anymore bag over his face.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Take the bag off of your face please.
Shia: No. I have to let everyone know that I'm not famous anymore. I don't deserve anything.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Whatever. Let's songesha onto Double Jeopardy. The categories for this game are..

POTENT POTABLES
COLORS OF THE RAINBOW
COUNT TO TEN
WEARING A DISGUISE

Alex: In this category, I will wear stuff, and wewe will tell me whether au not, it's a disguise.
Sean: Are wewe sure you're not wearing one now Trebek? Because I swear that mustache comes off. Along with your d**k!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Very annoying. Moving on,

Cats AND DOGS
MILK
And finally, HOW TO TURN ON A TELEVISION

Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog, sadly you're in the lead, so we'll start with you.
Sean: I'll take maziwa for free! I'm not spending any money on it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: How about 200? Okay? Okay. Now the answer is, this liquid is white.
Sean: *Rings the buzzer*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: What is cum?!!?
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Alex: no.
Sean: Well that's what your grand daughter was drinking last night!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I helped her get some.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: *Not amused* The answer was milk. Should be easy considering that it's the name of the category. Mr. Labeuof, why don't wewe pick a category?
Shia: I am not famous anymore for 2,000.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Alex: Shia, please stop.
Shia: I am not famous anymore.
Alex: Yes wewe are. That is why wewe are here.
Shia: *Leaves*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Well I wasn't expecting that. Let's go to final jeopardy. The category is inayopendelewa Muppet Character.

Final jeopardy muziki began to play.

Alex: I'm sure wewe two know who the muppets are. If wewe don't then, you're idiots.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Kermit the frog, Gonzo, Fozzie Bear, Miss. Piggy, anyone. Just name any of those characters, and get this over with. *Rings the bell* wewe should all be finished now. Vin Diesel, let's take a look at your podium, and wewe didn't write anything.
Vin: Well I don't like the Muppets.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's the very first time anyone ever alisema that. Sean, let's see what wewe wrote down. And, he actually drew Animal. It looks like he's playing the drums, but we can't see any drums, and we can only see the part of the drumsticks that Animal is carrying with his hands. Now, let's see your wager.

Sean drew Alex Trebek's head, and the drumsticks were hitting the juu of Alex's head, making lots of blood, and brains come out.

Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Alex: uh... If I'm not mistaken, Animal is beating me to death with his drumsticks.
Sean: It's wonderful, isn't it Trebek?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's it for Jeopardy, good lord.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

Up next, it's The Story of Corporal Agarn