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Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on mitaani, mtaa corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing inayofuata to Double Scoop*
Tom: zaidi ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands inayofuata to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*

Episode 25: kwa The Time We Get There...

Tom: *In a Prius being driven kwa Master Sword* It'll be too late.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Come on. We'll make it to Mortomis' house in time.
Tom: Not in this thing. Now if we had Saten Twist's car, we'd get there with no struggle.
Master Sword: It's too old. No, to get from one place to another, wewe need a Prius. *Notices his car breaks down, then he catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: Put yourself out before wewe kill us.

43 dakika later at Mortomis' house

Mortomis: What the hell took wewe two so long?
Tom: It's all Master Sword's fault. He drove us here in a Prius.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: I'm sorry for your misfortune.
Master Sword: Why did wewe invite us here anyway? On the phone, wewe alisema wewe had something special for us.
Mortomis: That I do. I'm working on a special project about my favorite, and least inayopendelewa decades of the past. *Starts playing a video*

This was the entire video

Mortomis: *Narrating* Mortomis' favorite, and least inayopendelewa decades of the past. One of my inayopendelewa decades of the past is the 1870's. We got lots of cool movies, and TV shows about the wild west, and everything else that happened around that time period. My sekunde inayopendelewa is the 1940's.
Tom: (This is boring. I'd rather watch The Descendants.)
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: We won world war 2. That is all. My final inayopendelewa is the 1980's. I was born in 1982, and got my first girlfriend three years after that. We had sex one week after we met
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Now for my least inayopendelewa decades of the past, starting with the 1930's. Everything about this decade sucks, because of the Great Depression. And one zaidi thing, Heil Hitler.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: sekunde least inayopendelewa is the 1990's. It was a very weird time. Everything was weird.
Master Sword: wewe alisema weird twice.
Mortomis: Shut up, and watch the video. *Sees Tom, and Master Sword sleeping*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: F**k. We might as well get the skits started, beginning with The Story Of Corporal Agarn. Who knows? wewe might see Master Sword catch on moto again.
Audience: *Laughing*

2 B Continued
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, Google picha
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, Google picha
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Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)
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Source: EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Sterling Marlin, and Jimmy Spencer were enjoying their ride on a Kawasaki motorcycle, but because of Jimmy's weight, the bike kept leaning backwards with the front wheel getting off the ground.

Jimmy: Will wewe stop doing a wheelie Sterling?
Sterling: I can't Jimmy! Your body is too heavy!
Linda: *Driving*
 Linda & Lola's electric Chevronet Pearla.
Linda & Lola's electric Chevronet Pearla.

Lola: It would appear that everypony is using Route 15 to get out of Darien.
Linda: Yes, but their old fashioned gas guzzlers won't be able to catch our superior machine.

Unfortunately, as they drove their electric Chevronet, they were caught speeding...
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Eh, this is like..A Beavis & Butthead reference.
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My Little Poney
posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was 10 PM as all the ponies taking part in the Cannonball Run prepared to make their start for the long trip to Los Angeles.

Host: Well let's go over a few things before we begin. As wewe probably already know, there are no rules regarding anything. Drive whatever wewe want, wherever wewe want, and how wewe want. The fastest run time is currently held kwa a pegasus named upinde wa mvua Dash. And before wewe ask, she did not use her wings to transport herself.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Host: She did the run in exactly 25 hours with a Dodge Pegasus Hellcat.

Victor was waiting at his ambulance, still waiting for JJ...
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Source: Rightful Owners
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Source: Veggie55 on deviantART
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Source: Johnjoseco on deviantart
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Source: Original Owners
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Source: Rightful Owners
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Source: DeviantArt
 The Crystal Empire
The Crystal Empire
Intro: Am G C Dm C Dm G

C         G
Princess Cadance needs our help
     Am             G
Her magic will not last forever
C     G
I think we can do it
Am
But we need to work together
F          C
We have to get this right
    Am    G     C
Yes we have to make them see
    Dm         F        ...
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