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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 4, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:40 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Percy: *Goes to Pete's office, and knocks on the door* Sir? May I come in?
Putnam: Who's that? wewe called the cops on us!!
Pete: I didn't even lay a hoof on the phone.
Amanda: wewe could have called them before our arrival.
Pete: wewe came here unexpected.
Percy: *Knocks on the door* Pete, is everything okay?!
Putnam: How does he know your name?
Pete: That's Percy. He worked for me for over ten years, and still does a good job fixing track, and trains in case wewe were wondering.
Amanda: Did wewe take our advice on finishing the extra tracks for your yards this mwezi instead of inayofuata month?
Pete: They'll be finished tomorrow.
Putnam: How nice. We'll make sure to destroy them while we look for Dan.
Pete: Assholes.
Percy: Sir, is there anyone else in there with you?
Putnam: Fuck off!
Percy: *Walks away, confused*
Pete: wewe know, I'd rather have wewe destroy anything in this office, besides part of my railway.
Amanda: Okay, first we'll destroy your door again.
Putnam: It's amazing how I fixed it with my magic, but I'm willing to destroy it again.
Pete: Now I can see why Dan left your organization.

Meanwhile in the train yard

Hawkeye: *Stops his train inayofuata to Snowflake's yard tower*
Colt: *Walking up the hump inayofuata to the train track*
Hawkeye: Hey, did wewe beat any freight cars yet?
Colt: No, but hopefully I'll beat one on your train.
Hawkeye: Yeah, good luck with that.
Percy: *Runs into the yard* Hawkeye!
Hawkeye: What's wrong Percy? *Climbs out of his engine* I'm surprised the snow didn't slow wewe down.
Percy: Something's wrong in the station. I think there's other ponies in Pete's office.
Hawkeye: We better help him then.

Back at the office

Pete: I can't let wewe take Dan away.
Putnam: We can if we want, and wewe can't stop us.
Pete: *Stands up, and walks away*
Putnam: *Pushes Pete onto the ground, and locks the door* Sit back down.
Pete: *Goes back to his desk, and sits in the chair behind it*
Putnam: *Grabs a gun* Try anything like that again, and your railroad really will go out of business.
Amanda: *Writing on paper*
Pete: zaidi notes?
Amanda: I'm uandishi something for wewe to sign. It's your confession to being a terrible boss, and if wewe sign it, we'll leave without Dan.
Pete: What happens after I sign it?
Putnam: We onyesha this to the Equestrian Railroad Commsion, and they will force the Union Pacific, your railroad, to go out of business.

Now things are starting to get zaidi dramatic. Not exactly what I wanted for a season finale, but I can't control what these guys do. Probably because this took place 55 years ago.

2 B Continued
"y'know, scootaloo has 7 scootering mentions, that makes [the mentions for the CMC's possible cutie marks] 7-5-3. That's a pattern"
-Triq

...yes. It is.

7x5x3 is 105

the first non-decimal number containing 3 digits that includes the number 5

5
episode 5 this season: tanks for the memories
included the 5 stages of grief

tanks for the memories was a fall out boy reference

"fall" "out" "boy"

that band name Is specifically meant to be 3 words

3(yes I know I could have ended it here but hush there's more)

episode 5 this season was between the only 2 cutie mark crusaders episodes this season

and episode 7 was...
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Source: derpibooru
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

Otis was on the last hole with Olson, and Caddy.

Otis: Thanks for playing with me wewe guys. Chip called in, and alisema he was sick.
Olson: Hey, no problem Otis.
Caddy: We had a good time.
Otis: Well this ain't over yet. Are wewe still enjoying it?
Caddy: Yeah.
Otis: Then watch me sink that ball into the hole. *Puts the ball, and it goes in* It's a shame Chip can't be here. I wonder how he's feeling.
Chip: *Feeling fine as he plays Mafia 2...
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Heard about this on deviantart.
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my
magic
friendship
upinde wa mvua dash
is
little
my little gppony, pony
My Little Poney
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Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart
Trixie leads them into the creepy funhouse.
SB: Hmm.. This is a very depressing room.. No sunlight.. No hope.. (excited) We should convince Cheerliee to have classes in here!.
AB: So.. Trixie.. Are wewe sure wewe want us in here?
Trixie: Oh. I 'differently' want wewe in here.. (evil chuckle)
Scootaloo: (nervous) Hmmm... I don't think I like the sound of that laugh.

(skips to the crusaders being chained to the walls).
Scootaloo: (angrily) I KNEW I DIDN'T LIKE SOUND OF THAT LAUGH!!
Trixie: SHUT UP!! (whips them)
Trixie: Hurts, don't it!
SB: I don't know.. (pervertly) Maybe wewe should whip me HARDER.
Trixie:...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Title Screen :D
Title Screen :D
Special thanks to AquaMarine6663 for letting me use her three OC's, Aqua Marine, Double Scoop, and Blue Fedora.

Our main character for this story is a mwana-, mwana-punda named Ralphie. He will be narrating this story, taking place in Indiana, 1948.

Ponies: *Walking on sidewalk, looking at the snow*
Colts: *Running down mitaani, mtaa passing a yellow house*

Ah, there it is. My old house. And there I am, with that ugly hat, and that dumb smile. No matter, krisimasi was on it's way. Good old, lovely Christmas.

Later at night.

Band Ponies: *Playing krisimasi muziki with trombones*

Downtown, everypony was getting prepared...
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Credit: ShadesofEverfree ; Song 1 is "Dubstep Dushwasher". Song 2 is "Vinylicious".
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My Little Poney
vinyl scratch
dj-pon3
dubstep
kirby
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Title Screen
Title Screen
Con Mane is back, but he's not the only one to make a return.

This story begins in Bangkok, China at a restaurant/bath house. Con was dressed in a white suit with a black bowtie. He was meeting up with three generals from the Chinese Army in the restaurant which was a floor above the bath house. The Generals were also dressed up in white suits, but their bowties were grey.

Con: *Sits down*
Chinese General 1: Hello 0007.
Con: Nín hǎo.
Chinese General 1: I didn't know wewe spoke my language Mr. Mane.
Con: Yes, well when it comes to ripping off Indiana Jones movies, I guess one has to be good at...
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Source: DeviantArt, Joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Hello. I wrote this makala for people on this club that like uandishi fanfictions, but have the feeling that they don't do good. This makala should help wewe out, and it might also encourage others to start uandishi fanfictions, if they haven't done so.

Again, this is for people on this club that feel like they want to do better, au just don't like reading/writing fanfictions in general. If wewe think you're good at writing, au do like reading/writing in general, give me some feedback.

There are many important things to have in a fanfiction.

1. A setting.

This is very important. If wewe don't...
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Well, here we go. My first NSFW makala ever. Please don't feel horrified at what wewe are about to see here because if I get any negativity, I will not be happy.

Well, let me start on the salama side. There's a lot of things that have signature colts and fillies such as Scootaloo, Pipsqueak, Diamond Tiara, and maybe some age repressed ponies as well. In those things, there's a range of items such as shipping, silliness, seriousness, and maybe some normality. Yes, we like silliness the most, especially when the colt/filly is with an adult pony, but on some occasions, the adult could be shipped...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Seanthehedgehog Presents

A story that takes place in San Franciscolt.

Dirty Harry.

It was a wonderful, and sunny siku when a gppony, pony with a sniper bunduki was looking at a mare swimming. The gppony, pony with the bunduki was named Scorpio, and he was an assassin. The mare swimming was at the juu of a huge building, and Scorpio was going to do whatever he could to kill this mare. Why? Because he's evil.

With one shot, the mare was killed. Blood came out of her body, and into the swimming pool looking like red paint being washed off a brush.

Half an saa later, a gppony, pony was walking. This gppony, pony was known as Harry...
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Okay. So my last orodha was
Cheerliee's Gardan
Sweet apple Massicure part 2
Spike's Spike
Muffins
Film and Flam Lost Episode
Raritys dress
Trixies funhouse..

And now..
I have more..


1# Filly Fooling:
Guess what.. Another porn story.
The main six 'try stuff'.
I mean, who thinks of this shit.
Though.. I guess I shouldn't be serprised, it's the same "coopercrisp" who wrote The pink Temptation.
But. It's worse thn Lilly's opposite side.
That Alpha and Omega story I read, back when I wrote for there.
Wish I could say its the WORST alpha and omega sex story I ever read.
How do wewe think I even stumbled abarn sex...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Warning: I apologize for not being on for a long time. Seems like everyone else has been very busy with posting their fanfictions while I was away, so here are the viungo to the other parts of this episode

Part 1: link

Part 2: link

Okay, now that that's done, we can continue.

After taking the freight with Orion, Percy had to take another freight train kwa himself.

Percy: *Slowly enters train yard*
Snowflake: *Turns signal red*
Percy: *Stops at red signal*
Snowflake: *Walks out of signal tower, and to Percy's train* Come on Percy, uncouple your engine, and get it in the siding, hurry up!
Percy: I'm...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
applejack was at Sugarcube Corner, eating a lot of cupcakes. Rarity soon arrived, and she looked angry.

Rarity: That's the twentieth cupcake wewe had today. Some ponies think you're being greedy.
Applejack: I'm an important pony. Important ponies don't have to listen to little brats like you.
Rarity: One of these days, you'll think twice before calling me a brat.

Next, applejack went to go drink some water. The only place she could get water was at a river near Sweet apple Acres.

Applejack: *Drinking water from river*
Snips: *Walks to Applejack* I wouldn't drink too much of that water. It might...
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Source: joyreactor
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Source: original owners, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor