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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In Seattle, Larry walked out of the company headquarters. The headquarters was located on 10th Avenue. He turned around to speak to the boss before he left.

Larry: *Carrying a suitcase* Thanks again for the promotion.
Boss: You're welcome. Now get going. wewe have to get to L.A, and onyesha everypony your promotion papers.
Larry: That's right, I have to get going now.
Boss: *Closes the door*
Larry: *Thinks about everything in the suitcase* Twenty five thousand dollars, free tickets to a Dodger's game, the papers for my promotion, and a new mansion with an 80% discount. *Sees a taxi stop for him* Things are going well. *Gets into the taxi*
Pierce: *Stops his car in front of the taxi*
Taxi Pony: *Honks the horn* songesha that car out of my way!
Pierce: Not until I get my promotion!! *Gets out of the car, but stops when he sees Larry* Mr. Wilcox?
Larry: Step on it, get us out of here!

Song (Put the speed at 1.5): link

Taxi Pony: *Backs up, then floors it away from Pierce*
Pierce: *Gets back in his car and follows the Taxi*
Tom: *After dropping off the mare at her mother's house, he spots the car chase* What's this? *Sees Larry in the taxi getting chased kwa Pierce* Something's fishy here. *Turns around, and chases the taxi*
Bob: Tom just turned around. *Turns around* And he's chasing Pierce and a taxi.
Karl: What are wewe three up to?! *Turns his car around, and follows them*
Taxi Pony: hujambo man, we're being followed. What do we do?
Larry: Shut up and keep driving!
Taxi Pony: *Turns left onto East Aloha Street*
Pierce Tom Bob and Karl: *Following the taxi*

They turned onto Boyleston Avenue, then took another left.

Taxi Pony: *Driving on a narrow road between a highway on a bridge and houses*
Pierce: That slimy scumbag must have gotten that promotion and screwed the four of us over.
Taxi Pony: *Hits a station wagon as he continues driving*
Larry: hujambo watch it!
Taxi Pony: hujambo man, you're telling me to floor it. Let me lose them, au get out and escape on your hooves. *Turns right*
Pierce & Tom: *Behind the taxi*
Bob: *Hits a panel van as he turns right*
gppony, pony 398: *Gets out of the van* hujambo you!!!
Karl: *Also hits the van as he turns right*
gppony, pony 398: What have I ever done to wewe guys?!!?
Taxi Pony: *Going over 70 miles an hour*
Larry: Take a right here!
Taxi Pony: *Turns right*
Pierce: *Goes too fast and misses the turn. He quickly turns around, and crashes into Bob as he starts chasing the taxi again*
Taxi Pony: *Sees two cars blocking the road* Looks like a bad accident. *Turns around, but is blocked off kwa the four ponies*

The song fades away as Larry runs out of the cab, and into a movie theater. The four stallions followed Larry in there, but none of them realized the mwaka 1960 was on the theater where movie titles are placed.

Larry: *Running pass an usher*
Usher: Hey, where's your ticket?!
Pierce Bob Tom and Karl: *Run into the theater, but are stopped kwa the usher*
Tom: hujambo we need to stop that stallion! It's a matter of life and death!
Bob: *Runs passed*
Pierce Tom and Karl: *Following Bob*
Larry: *Running upstairs and into a theater room*
Tom: Okay, wewe guys check the other rooms, I'm checking upstairs. *Goes upstairs*
Larry: *Hiding in the theater*
Tom: *Arrives* Hello Wilcox.
Larry: hujambo wait a minute-
Announcer: Fillies and gentlecolts, please enjoy the movie, 1960.
Tom: What?! *Looks at the movie screen*

Song: link

Tom: *Watching the opening credits and sees his name* I see what's going on!! This isn't real! wewe were using us for a movie!! *Tries to take the suitcase*
Larry: *Holding onto it. It looks like they're dancing with the suitcase between them*
Announcer: Please refrain from dancing until the movie is over.
Tom: We're not dancing, we're fighting!!!
Announcer: Please refrain from that as well.
Tom: *Grabs the suitcase and runs away*

The song fades away as Tom runs out of the theater.

Tom: I did it! I got the promotion!!
Mare: *Stops inayofuata to Tom in a Corvette convertible* hujambo Tom.
Tom: I thought wewe were visiting your mother.
Mare: I was, but I was told to do a duet with wewe for the ending of this film.

Song: link

Tom: Alright, let's do this, but I'm driving.
Mare: *Slides over for Tom to drive*
Tom: *Drives the car* Okay, let's bring some tears to someone's eyes with this song. *Sings* Oh I upendo you. Yes I do. After what we've been through. It's clear to me that you're the one.
Mare: Oh yes I know. I am the one. I'm glad to be the one. The perfect one for you.
Tom: Everyone knows, that we are good. Very good for each other. We'll always upendo each other, and never part.
Mare: And now that we are singing, about our upendo for each other. It's time for the ending credits.

Pierce Hawkins

Tom: hujambo look, there's the name. Of a gppony, pony I raced here.

Tom Foolery

Mare: And there's your name, such an awesome sounding name.
Tom: Yes I know.

Bob Newhart

Mare: And while we are singing, a camera now points in front of us, to onyesha the viewers what we're driving past.
Tom: A pleasant view. Yes it is. A very pleasant view. A clear blue sky and the bright sun.

And Rick Jones as Karl Grimes

Mare: There seems to be only one gppony, pony that played as a character, with a name different from his own.

Also starring Pinkie Pie as Leslie Grimes

Tom: Oh no, he's not the only one.
Mare: Oh yes you're right, there's Pinkie Pie.

And Larry Wilcox

Tom: And finally there's my boss Larry Wilcox.
Mare: How will he react when he finds out you're getting promoted?
Tom: He already knows, about it. He tried to steal it from me. But thankfully I got this away from him.
Mare: Now we must get to the airport, and fly back into L.A. And get there before he does.
Tom: And change it so it says that I'm getting promoted, and not him.
Mare: I know we'll make it on time.

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production

The Leader In shabiki Fictions

Tom: How does he know he's the leader in shabiki fictions?
Mare: A dozen people told him that he was.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: wewe interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it was on purpose. wewe know what I'm going to do?
Master Sword: *Terrified* What?
Tom: I'm gonna forget this whole thing happened, and songesha right along to Brony Of The Month.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Who is Brony of the mwezi this time?
Tom: WWEChampion16....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Once Sam, Gordon, Case Cracker, and sprocket entered Oatland, they saw a Fillydelphia gppony, pony walking down a sidewalk, passing several sedans.

Sam: *sees fillydelphia pony* Let's stop the car, and follow him on hoof.
Case Cracker: Yeah, see what he's up to.
Sam: *Stops car*
Gordon: Better idea. wewe three wait here. If he runs, wewe can follow him in the car. *Gets out*
Case Cracker: Okay, we'll be near. *Gets into the front seat*
Sprocket: What am I? Chopped liver?
Case Cracker: No. I hate sitting in the back, no matter who sits inayofuata to me.
Fillydelphia Pony: *Turns right*
Gordon: *Gets behind the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Sam's car
Sam's car
The inayofuata day, Gordon, and Case cracker, mkate mkavu went to Sam's house in Gordon's coupe Deville

Sprocket: *Sitting in the back* Have wewe ever considered buying a sedan?
Gordon: I upendo this car too much.
Case Cracker: Remember what I told wewe yesterday. Don't be a bitch.
Sprocket: I'm not. I was just asking a question.
Gordon: *Stops at Sam's house* Everypony out. *Gets out*

Case Cracker, and sprocket followed Gordon to Sam's house.

Gordon: *Knocks on the door*
Sam: *Opens the door, and sees Sprocket* Who are you?
Case Cracker: My special somepony. She wants to jiunge us.
Sam: Alright, as long as she isn't...
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posted by Canada24
(Inside a local restaurant).

Saten: So glad your finally in ponyville..

Trixie: It's not permanent, remember that.

Saten: Yeah., but it's a whole week!

Trixie: True... (Looks around) but is this really the best wewe can get for our first 'real' date?

(It's shown they are in a cheap fast chakula restaurant).

Saten: I'm sorry., but I'm kinda broke these days..

Trixie: Oh., I have lots of spare money.

Saten: No, no.. I couldn't possibly take my girlfriends money like that.

Trixie: (playfully) but your fine with stealing her friesS

Saten: Just the curly ones wewe don't like..

Trixie: No.. I upendo them, and save...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
(Warning: This rant contains swearing)

Hey, this is Blondlionezel aka Nick, ranting about something new! If wewe couldn't already guess, this is about DC and their cinematic universe problems.

Following Marvel's success with a Cinematic Universe, DC finally decided to copy what Marvel is doing. However, instead of making the sinema fun and serious at the same time (making it a balanced movie), DC decided that "Dark, Gritty, and Realistic" was the way to go.

Are wewe f*****g kidding me?! It made sense with the Dark Knight Trilogy (Which is no longer canon BTW), since Batman is a (mostly) realistic...
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Date: September 25, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 11:59 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Roger, and Anthony were almost at the train yard.

Roger: I was literally here 50 dakika ago.
Anthony: I don't want to here wewe complain about being here anymore.
Roger: Well too bad. I upendo to complain, and I'll keep doing it if I want. I'll continue complaining about zaidi things now!
Anthony: Please don't-
Roger: Your voice sounds like shit. Maybe wewe have a soar throat.
Anthony: Eh, not really.
Roger: And you're going too slow. The fastest we can go on this section is 60 miles an hour, and you're only...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Okay everypony, wewe know what time it is.
Audience: Blooper time!!!!

---

Twilight: *Playing a song on her radio: link * Alright man, we gotta get things set up for our inayofuata episode of My Little Pornstar.
Audience: *Clapping*
Fluttershy: *Arrives* Twilight, I found something-
Twilight: Man, get lost.
Audience: Oh!
Fluttershy: But Twilight-
Twilight: Get outta my face nigga!
Audience: Boo!! Twilight sucks.
Fluttershy: It's very important.
Twilight: *Takes apple from Fluttershy* I'll look at it later, alright? Now get the hell outta here!
Fluttershy: *Runs away*
Twilight: *Looks at the apple*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hi everybody. We're just gonna cut through the crossover parody today.
Audience: WHAT?!
Tom: Relax, I'm just joking.
Audience: Oh, *Laughing*
Master Sword: What is today's crossover parody Tom?
Tom: Storm Of The Century. It combines the fanfic, The Storm with the MLP episode, Swarm Of The Century. Let us begin.

Storm Of The Century

Starring everyone as theirselves

Fluttershy: *Sees a snowflake on the ground*...
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posted by Canada24
This scene and the inayofuata scene are both based on the Robot Chicken sketch..


Pinkamena: (winds up in a dark cave, gloating to herself about never having been caught).

Unfortunately for her, Shining Armor, wanting revenge for poor Twilight, and all the other victims (but mostly Twilight), followed her.

Without warning, Shining Armor began beating the living crap out of her.

Shining Armor: (suddenly stops after punching her face for a full 20 minutes) Wait! Wait! One zaidi ngumi, punch will kill you!.. And I won't kill you.

Pinkamena: (nearly dead but somehow still smiling) That somehow means I win!.. I kill.. Go to jail.. Break out.. Kill again!.. Instand revers-

Shining Armor: (annoyed) yes, yes. It's an endless cycle.. But I sore to let the court do their work.. What to do.. (thinking) Hmmmmmm.

To be containued
Party Favor: How could you!?

Double Diamond: Yeah., what about all that talking cutie marks being evil, and stuff.

Starlight Glimmer: T- They are!

Double Diamond: then why wewe still have yours!?... The staff was all the magic we needed!

Starlight Glimmer: (sighs).. The "staff" is just a stick I found.. I'M the magic!... Look.. Everything I alisema was still true! Your all be living your miserable lives!.. I made us equal!

Saten: But wewe lied to them..

Starlight Glimmer: (rudely) NOBODY ASKED YOU!

Pinkie: Hey, leave him alone!

Starlight Glimmer: Shut up! Both of you!... wewe guys ruined everything!... Everything...
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Chapter 1: Beginning

Humans. A “superior” animal that dwells on the lowly planet Earth. They live in large packs called “families”. They travel kwa “cars” and “planes”, truly reaching nowhere. They think that they are too clever, and that they are the highest form of life. In truth, they are parasitic beings who leach off the land, killing it at the same time. Someday, somehow, something will bring them to their knees.

“Nothing on TV again...” Miles thought as he flipped through the channels of his flat screen tv. Miles had jet-black hair and sky-blue eyes. He sighed as he...
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I reached Canterlot Castle, and parked my car inayofuata to three Jeeps, owned kwa Royal Guards.

Sean: *Runs to the ngome entrance* Is everything okay here?
Royal Guards: Yeah. We haven't seen anypony from ISIS around here.
Sean: Good to know. *Walks into the castle*

It was a long way up to upinde wa mvua Dash's room, but when I made it, she was on the balcony.

Sean: *Walks up to upinde wa mvua Dash* wewe know wewe shouldn't be out here. What if someone spots you, and tries to kill you?
Rainbow Dash: I've been watching some of the activity around here. I even saw a glimpse of your car chase against Nikki West. Did...
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#8: PINKIE'S CUTENESS LEVEL's:
Fluttershy is overrated.. There. I alisema it.. (sits and waits for the haters)

#7: RULE 84 GAGS:
Though this also counts as the WORST thing.
But either way
I never would of realised how much I was missing out on.
Though. At the same time.
Part of the reason I became a brony in the first place is I found a image of it, when looking though Skyrim images..

#6: gppony, pony muziki VIDEOS:
No comments..

#5: DISCORD:
These days, Discord (John De Lancie) is the main reason I still watch the onyesha itself.
As even though most of the characters aren't funny anymore.
The same cannot be said...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Welcome back everypony. We would like to introduce wewe to something new to the show.
Master Sword: BLOOPER REELS!!!!!!
Audience: *Clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Tom: Enjoy the bloopers from this episode.

Song: link

Announcer: Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Bait, and... Oh shit.
Audience: *Laughing*

***

Tom: Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The mwezi award goes to me!
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword: I knew you'd like that.
Tom: Okay, let's do this for real.

Take 2

Tom: Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The mwezi awarf, f**K!
Audience: *Laughing*

***

Chief Wild Eagle:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
punda punda Inn

Starring upinde wa mvua Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
And introducing Sean The Hedgehog as himself, only for this episode.

Announcer: For those of wewe that don't remember, the punda punda Inn is a strip club. Secretly, it's also a hotel for assassins. However, the police don't know this.
Sean: *Sitting at a meza, jedwali with Marisa* wewe really look like this mare I tarehe in Ponyville.
Marisa: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: wewe see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let wewe know who Brony Of The mwezi is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, au laughing....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: deviantart, joyreactor
posted by bluethunder25
Twilight has come a long way since the first episode of MLP-FiM. At first, she was an antisocial bookworm who wasn't interested in making Marafiki and keep her head in vitabu virtually all the time. Now.......well, she's still a bookworm, but with zaidi friends. Not only that, but her magic has improved vastly over the course of her studies with Princess Celestia. And with her transformation into an alicorn princess, Twilight has proven to have the potential to be one of the most powerful ponies in Equestria. But with that being said, it's about time that Twilight had a decent rival character....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 3, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 6:45 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Fifteen dakika remained until the shift was over for Hawkeye, and all of his friends. The sun was slowly setting, but it was not dark outside at all.

Hawkeye: *Drives a freight train into the yards*
Stylo: *Sitting inayofuata to Hawkeye on the train* This is it. Our last job for today.
Hawkeye: Push all of these freight cars down the hump.
Stylo: The only loads we've been getting on these freight trains are ammo, and gasoline.
Hawkeye: Nikki alisema it's for the army. They're preparing for the Cold War.
Stylo: Thankfully,...
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