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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jon, and Frank were riding back to Canterlot Highway Patrol headquarters.

Frank: I've been waiting three days for that car man!
Jon: Ponch, relax. You're going to get it tomorrow.
Frank: That's too far away for me. If that car was a mare, it would be Kate Upton.
Jon: wewe upendo it that much?
Frank: Yes. I can't wait to drive it.
Jon: *Looks ahead of him* Let's just hope wewe don't drive like those ponies in front of us.

An accident occurred. A mustang crashed into a green SUV.

Jon & Frank: *Stop on the side of the road, inayofuata to a blue Alfa Romeo convertible*
Frank: What happened here?
Molly: Daddy look, the police arrived.
Francis: Oh good.
Jon: Do wewe know how this happened?
Francis: That mustang swerved, and hit the SUV. I stopped, and called the Highway Patrol.
Frank: wewe did the right thing.
Molly: One day, I wanna be on the Highway Patrol too.
Jon: *Smiles* And what's your name?
Molly: I'm Molly.
Francis: And I'm Francis, Molly's dad.
Jon: Nice to meet wewe both. Ponch, I'm gonna control the traffic. Call for a wrecker. *Gets off his motorcycle to control the traffic*
Frank: Canterlot 15 Mary-4, an accident occurred on Highway 59. Request a wrecker to tow the cars away.
Dispatch: Ten-4.

50 dakika later, Jon and Frank got back to headquarters.

Sargent Getraer: *In the briefing room with everyone* We got reports of another bank robbery, and a tour bus being robbed. Some ponies, including the State Troopers think that these robberies are linked. The bank heists occur first to distract most of the officers while zaidi ponies rob the tour buses. Watch out for that tomorrow. One zaidi thing, this is for Frank Poncherello.
Frank: Yes?
Sargent Getraer: I understand you're buying a brand new Camaro, and my wife went on a business trip with my car. Would wewe mind letting me borrow your car for a few days?
Frank: But Sarge I just got it. Isn't there someone else that can lend wewe their car?
Sargent Getraer: What's that Frank? I didn't hear you. *Shows his Sarge's stripes* I was too busy getting something off my uniform.
Frank: Yes wewe can borrow my car for a few days, but I don't get it until tomorrow.
Sargent Getraer: That's okay Frank.
Frank: How'd wewe know about my new car?
Sargent Getraer: wewe tend to doodle a lot when wewe write your reports.
CHP Ponies: *Laughing*
Sargent Getraer: Okay, come back here tomorrow before 7, and get out on the road in your vehicles first thing when wewe arrive.
CHP Ponies: Sure Sarge. *Leaving*

Tomorrow would be eventful.

2 B Continued
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Molly
 Molly's dad AKA Francis
Molly's dad AKA Francis
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posted by NocturnalMirage
Wheels of Evil – Part 11


The doorbell rang. The turquoise unicorn idled on the porch for several minutes. There was no answer. She rang the doorbell again and again. After a while, the door opened for a bit. Only for a gap…

“Oh, Lyra… I didn’t expect wewe today…”

“Hello, Doctor! I came to see if there’s anything I can do to help.” Lyra explains happily. “How’s the reconstruction going?”

“Good… Good…” the brown earth gppony, pony majibu abstractedly.

“Oh, great! Sooo… Can I take a look?”

“No… I… this is a very delicate stage right now… listen, I’m very busy…”...
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Ok before wewe read the fanfic I want wewe guys to know that I will only be posting the first chapter as of right now. I know I ilitumwa it a while zamani but I made some changes to it. I also ilitumwa it to get some feedback. This is only the first chapter of the first 1/4 of the story. The amount of pages in the first 1/4 of the story is actually 20 pages, so thats why I am posting it chapter kwa chapter. Feel free to tell me what wewe think and If wewe have any suggestions au see any errors please let me know. I am turning this in as part of one of my assignments in school and I would like to make it...
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 Anti-tank gun
Anti-tank gun
Green Flame sees that the enemy leader is Queen Chrysalis and her army is the changelings, they had Lost their shape shifting power, which made them an easy target for Green. He silently clicked the hammer back on his bunduki and pulled the trigger, Flame saw the changeling fall down quickly after the shot.

The other changelings responded kwa signaling to the tank drivers to moto at Green Flame. all this noise caused Pin Tail to wake up and get the 2 troops up. They came to Flame's assistance while carrying their anti-tank artillery gun and set it into position. After a few rounds of their kanuni, cannon the tanks & changelings in them were all destroyed in only a few minutes. "Was that the enemy?" Green Flame asked Pin Tail. "Not anymore" Tail smiled as he told his friend.
posted by whiteclaw
Okay so this is a parody of the movie Watchmen if wewe haven`t seen it. wewe should, it`s a great movie. It`ll have:
applejack as Rorshach,
Fluttershy as Nite owl II,
Pinkie Pie as The Comedian,
Twilight Sparkle as Dr.Manhattan,
upinde wa mvua dash as Ozymandias, and
Rarity as Silk Spectre II.


Excerpt from chapter one:
Rorshach: Dog carcass in an alley way this morning, hoove track on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me, I have seen it`s true face. The streets are extended gutters, and the drains are full of blood and when the gutters finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up around their waists, and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!!!" and I`ll whisper "neigh"
posted by StarWarsFan7
Octavia's band slowly begins to play Here Comes the Bride as everypony turns their colorful heads to Pinkie Pie, who is walking up to the alter with her father Clyde Pie inayofuata to her. He is crying tears of joy while trying to rub his face with his hoof but it can't hide how much Clyde cares for his youngest daughter.

Standing in front of the alter, Discord, a Draconequus who once treated ponies like his slaves when he ruled Equestria before Princesses Celestia and Luna, smiles brightly at his fiance who is beaming at him as well.

This is the moment Discord had been waiting for. Ever since the...
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I thought about this a lot and decided to write an makala about it. If you've noticed, most ponies have cute markings that explain their name. For example, when Lyra was born, they named her Lyra, and this name defines the future sweet mark. Because when Lyra got a little older, playing the lyre became her special talent. So how does this happen? Do their parents see the future? Not just Lyra's parents, but others as well. Let's start with Minuette, for example. Minuette means dakika in Italian and the sweet sign of Minuette is an hourglass. How did Minuette's parents name her for her future...
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Mini one shot story.. Using a scrpt from youtube's DICK FIGURES:

Saten and Sword arrive in Saten's hometown Fillydefia. kwa stagecoach.

Saten: Thanks for the drive Glaze.

Glaze Woodtoaster (driving stagecoach): Sure. (rides off)

Master Sword: Rrraaaagh, camp counselors?! This is gonna be the lamest job ever!

Saten Twist: Look, your the one saying we need a summer job.. Plus the money wewe owe me.

Master Sword: I owe wewe money?

(Whiteboard says:
Sword owes Saten: $11,271.33

Master Sword: Oh.. Right..

(Time lapse. They arrive at Camp Redwood, from Saten's town Fillydefia)

Saten Twist:: Huh, man, being back...
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This is retelling a South Park episode. Almost word to word. But I change some characters.. And some dialogue, particalary Saten's dialogue change from Stan's..

This episode is just me trying to see how much dark content I could get away with..






Narrator: Way up in the mountains in a small little town, The Main mitaani, mtaa was being decorated all up and down. People stood in long lines, sometimes waiting hours au more, Because krisimasi needs to be bought in a store.
But out in the forest, not too far away...

Nearby forest. Cute forest wanyama gather round and decorate a small pine tree.

Narrator: The...
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