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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The inayofuata day, Frank arrived in his Camaro.

Sargent Getraer: *Watching Harlan install a police radio into Frank's Camaro* So this is your car.
Frank: Yep. Dark silver paint, chrome mirrors, a supercharged engine-
Harlan: And a very expensive radio. Don't damage it.
Frank: Hey, come on Harlan. wewe think I'd destroy any part of my car on purpose?
Harlan: No but, accident's do happen.
Jon: *Arrives* hujambo Ponch, wewe finally got your car.
Harlan: Alright, let's check your radio. *Turns on the radio*
Jesse: Canterlot 15 7-Ian, in pursuit of the bank robbers. Did anyone hear anything about a bus being robbed?
Barry: Canterlot 15 7-Adam, I'm near a bus terminal right now. If any one of them gets robbed, I can stop them.
Jon: Let's go undercover Sarge.
Sargent Getraer: Go ahead.
Frank: Alright! *Excited as he gets into his car with Jon*

At the bus terminal, a bus with British flags stopped.

Driver: Welcome to Canterlot, the richest city in the state of Neigh Jersey-
Malcolm: *Gets in the bus with Rio, and Highball* Which also has it's fair share of robberies. Get in the back. *Pulls the driver out of her seat*
Driver: *Goes to the back*
Malcolm: Rio, watch her. *Gets in the driver's seat*
Rio: *Watching the driver*
Malcolm: *Drives the bus*

None of them noticed Barry in his police car. He was behind the bus, and started going after them.

Barry: Canterlot 15 7-Adam, possible tour bus robbery on Unicorn Avenue.
Jon: Mary-3 and 4 going undercover in Ponch's Camaro.
Barry: Ten-4 Jon.

Song (With sound effects for a great kusoma experience): link

Frank: *Drifts, and is behind Barry who is behind the tour bus with Malcolm and his Marafiki on it*
Barry: *Gets inayofuata to the bus, and puts on his police lights*

The bus was not slowing down.

Barry: *Talks on the loudspeaker* In the bus! Pull over immediately! Pull that bus over right now!
Malcolm: *Hits Barry's car*
Barry: *In a mixture of panic and rage* PULL THE BUS OVER IMMEDIATELY!! STOP THE BUS!!
Rio: *Nearly falls down into his kiti, kiti cha as Malcolm rams Barry again* Malcolm stop!! You're gonna hurt somebody!
Malcolm: *Not listening, and rams Barry again*
Barry: *Goes on the other side of the road, and crashes into a truck*
Malcolm: *Turns left, and goes onto a highway*
Frank: *Driving inayofuata to the bus*

They were now on the highway.

Jon: *Talks on the radio* 7-David this is Baker. If wewe can hear me, we're on 405 for Nashville.
Jebediah: Ten-4 Jon, I'll bring wewe help.
Frank: *Looks at the bus* hujambo man, is this quitting?
Jon: We onyesha them the badge. *Gets his badge, sticking it out the window* Highway Patrol!! Pull it over!!!
Malcolm: *Hits Frank's car, and makes a mirror fall off*
Frank: hujambo man, that cost me some chrome, I could feel that.
Malcolm: *Hits Frank's car again*
Frank: *Gets in front of the bus, and goes to the right*
Malcolm: *Hits Frank's car again*

There was an accident on the side of the road, and Frank was being pushed towards it.

Jon: hujambo watch it!!
Frank: *Hits a slope on one of the cars, and is now driving on two wheels*
Jon: *Enjoying the calamity that Frank is in* hujambo Ponch.
Frank: hujambo don't bother me.
Jon: *Smiles* I wanna talk to you.
Frank: What about?
Jon: About what you're trying to do.
Frank: I'm gonna try and save my paint job.

The bus was gone. Frank had to make sure he had enough space to get his car back on four wheels while he was driving on the highway.

Frank: Is there anything on the right?
Jon: I can't see without shifting my weight.
Frank: Don't shift wewe weight!! Don't don't. Don't shift your weight.
Jon: *Trying not to laugh* We're at the mercy, and instability of being on just two wheels.

Jebediah was catching up, and was enjoying what he was seeing.

Jebediah: *Looks at Frank's Camaro* Hey, Ponch is that you?!
Jon: Yeah Jeb, this is Ponch.
Jebediah: Uh, any special reason for that?
Jon: *Laughs* Is there anything on the right?
Jebediah: No it's clear. *Looks behind him, then back at Frank* I'll run a break for you.
Jon: Okay Ponch, we can come down now.
Frank: No let me do it. Let me do it!!
Jon: *Laughs*
Frank: *Moves towards the side of the road, and gets his car back on four wheels, stopping on the side of the road*
Jebediah: *Stops behind him*

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posted by Canada24
Two weeks after we last left off.

Today was the day, Ditto was suppose to come.

"I still can't believe we have to do this" Dash groaned, her nose still bandaged and she hovered over them.

"Hey, it's not our call, it's Celestia's" Twilight told the young Pegasus.

"Fine" Dash groaned.

"Lets just hope he dosen't try anything" She added.

Everyone agreed.

Eventually Celestia flew down in her carriage, carrying Ditto in it as well.

"Ahh, there wewe are" Twilight said.

Celestia noded and got out of the carriage, and took Ditto out of it also, who looked not at all pleased about being here.

Twilight and the others...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con, and Ms. Bonjour were on juu of the train while Fenix was in his car calling the police.

Fenix: That's right. They're on juu of a train, and one of them is an agent of the C.I.E. Please, you've got to help him.
Police: Ok, we'll send some units to try, and stop whoever is killing your friend.

On the train.

Ms. Bonjour: *kicks Con*
Con: *Nearly falls off*
Ms. Bonjour: Au Revoir Mr. Mane.
Con: *Climbs back on*
Ms. Bonjour: Grrr. *Hits Con*
Con: *Punches Ms. Bonjour*
Ms. Bonjour: *lays on roof*
Con: *Kicks Ms. Bonjour*
Ms. Bonjour: Signal!
Con: *gets hit kwa signal*
Ms. Bonjour: Hahahaha!
Con: *Falls...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dan : but... but... but... JADE!
Jade : hell yea...
Shadow : wait a second... but... wewe was in Africa
Jade : I heard that guys kicking your punda soo...
Shadow : oh well...
Dan : but... how... where... WHAAAT!
Jade : no time to lose lets GO!
Yes its her, best double agent in the world, If she wants to kick our corp. asses... she gonna DO IT... but she with us now...
Dan : wewe right!
Everypony start running to the small hallway and they jump into truck
Jade : GO GO GO!
Driver : *move truck*
The truck goes to the city then to the black alley
Dan : Jade... where w-
Jade : *put gun to Dan Head* shut up! now...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen kwa Braeburn
Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen by Braeburn
Braeburn was out of the tournament, and was very angry.

Sergi: *parks car*
Braeburn: *walks toward Sergi's car*
Apyr: We got company
Braeburn: *carrying baseball bat*
Sergi: Well, we're outta here *floors it*
Braeburn: Oh no wewe don't!! *runs to car* Give me your car!!
Sunset Shimmer: No, get lost!
Braeburn: *hits Sunset Shimmer with bat*
Sunset Shimmer: *Knocked Out*
Braeburn: *steals car*

Sergi was driving toward the highway out of Canterlot

Braeburn: *gets behind Sergi*
Apyr: Are wewe kidding me?
Sergi: What's the matter?
Apyr: Braeburn is following us!
Braeburn: GET BACK HERE!!
Police: *sees car chase*...
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posted by NeonInfernoLord
Funny how a town filled with so much joy could befall to such a deadly game…

It was total darkness in…wherever she was. Her eyes adjusted somewhat to it but as far as she knew she was in a hole. She tried to songesha but she realized her entire lower body was encased inside of something. It was so snug until the point that she couldn't even feel her lower body.

"H-hello!? Rarity!? Scootaloo!?" Sweetie Belle screamed out but couldn't make anything out in the vacant abyss. She let out little whimpers as another voice rang from her side.

"S-sweetie Belle, I'm right here!" The voice of Scootaloo rang...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh wewe from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this gppony, pony
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are wewe doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did wewe do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: wewe sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
They reached the house, but it seemed vacant.

Harry: Let's check in the alley. *goes in*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *looks in house*
Peter: wewe see anyone?
Harry: Yeah *looks at mare* And she's naked.
hobos: *hit Harry* What do wewe think you're doing perv? We oughta call the cops on you!
Harry: I am the cops
hobos: *beat up Harry*
Peter: That's enough! San Franciscolt Police Department!
hobos: *stand near wall*
Harry: Let them go. We gotta check somewhere else.
operator: Inspector 71, wewe there?
Harry: Yeah. What's up?
operator: We've got a ripoti of a gppony, pony trying to commit suicide on the TransEquestria...
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*This story shall be divided into two parts, both of them bearing a similar aspect to the sekunde story of cinderella II: Dreams Come True. I hope that wewe will all enjoy this. I apologize for it being too long.*

It was a great sunny siku in Ponyville. Everyone was doing their usual business, whether it be doing work, talking to others, au just relaxing their siku away. As we get to the schoolhouse, we see the little colts and fillies come running out of the door. But why? Because school was out for the summer! Everyone there was very happy to leave so they could hang out with each other zaidi often....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In case wewe are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a mitaani, mtaa to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a gppony, pony get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the gppony, pony was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the machungwa, chungwa stallion asked. "Our inayofuata target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...
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