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posted by Seanthehedgehog
inayofuata morning, Captain Jefferson was talking to his officers in the briefing room.

Captain Jefferson: We're getting reports from the State Troopers of two ponies killing officers for fun. They're currently in Ponyville, but they think the suspects might come towards us. These two guys are wanted kwa the State Troopers, both in this state, and in Pennsylvania. If they do onyesha up here, we need to stop them quickly, before anypony gets hurt. We gotta be on our game.
Officers: Yes sir.
Captain Jefferson: That's what I like to hear. Get out there.
Officers: *Leaving*
Julia: Okay Red, it's your turn to operate the radio.
Red: Alright.
Tim: And it's your turn to drive.
Toby: Sweet.

But Toby was not good at driving, and Red wasn't good with operating a radio.

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Red: *Talking on the radio, but can't remember what mitaani, mtaa she's on*
Toby: *Driving after a stolen van, but crashes into a mitaani, mtaa lamp*
Red: *Talking on the radio, but drops the receiver*
Julia: *Shakes her head in annoyance*
Tim: *Pointing to a bank robber*
Toby: *Shoots at the bank robber, but shoots two pedestrians instead*
Tim: *Takes the gun out of Toby's hooves*
Toby: *Driving after a suspect behind Julia, but hits her car*
Julia: *Spins out of control*
Toby: *Stops the car*
Tim: What the hell did wewe stop for?
Toby: To see if Julia's okay.
Tim: She's fine, but you're not supposed to stop for anything when chasing a suspect.
Toby: Other police departments do that.
Tim: Not us. *Sighs* I don't think wewe have what it takes to drive a car.
Julia: wewe don't have what it takes to operate a radio.
Red: *Covers her head in shame* I'm sorry.
Julia: *Worried* Wait, don't take it so hard. I'm sorry. wewe will get better at it, but we neeed some zaidi training.
Red: *Looks up at Julia* Okay.

The inayofuata siku was Saturday. Captain Jefferson talked to Julia, and Tim in his office.

Captain Jefferson: So, how did everything go with Toby, and Red?
Tim: Okay. Just don't let Toby drive anytime soon.
Julia: Red needs zaidi training with operating a radio.
Captain Jefferson: Okay. Everything else went fine though. Right?
Tim: Yes sir.
Mare: *Arrives* Tim Miller?
Tim: Yes?
Mare: A friend of yours named Rick Jones is here to see you, and Red Velvet.
Tim: Perfect. Excuse me. *Goes to talk to Rick*

He arrived the same time Red did.

Red: *Spots Tim* hujambo sexy.
Tim: Red, we need to talk.
Red: Anything for you.
Tim: wewe know we're not allowed to date, right?
Red: What are wewe talking about?
Tim: We work together. Officers in the same department are not allowed to tarehe each other.
Red: Bummer.
Tim: However, there is a gppony, pony I'd like wewe to meet. Rick Jones.
Rick: Hi. Tim told me all about you.
Red: And wewe look sexier than him.
Tim: *Laughs* Okay, wewe two get yourself acquainted, and I'll see wewe later.

That night, Rick took Red out to dinner.

Red: You're such a gentlecolt. I like that.
Rick: And wewe will like this place. I got us reservations at the most expensive restaurant this town has to offer. *Stops the car*

An Acura was speeding down the road.

Rick: *Crossing the mitaani, mtaa with Red*
Acura Pony: *Honks his horn, and hits the brakes. He hits Red*
Red: *Flies into the back windshield of an Explorer*
Acura Pony: Oh my goodness. *Gets out*
Rick: Red, are wewe okay?
Red: *Gets out her police badge*
Acura Pony: i hit a cop.
Police Pony: *Stops in a Nissan Skyline police car* GT3, I got a gppony, pony with a red Acura who hit a pedestrian. Send over an ambulance, and a Caprice.
Dispatch: Ten-4 GT3.

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Hawkeye: *Walking past Nikki* Who are wewe uandishi a letter to?
Nikki: My sister.
Hawkeye: Where does she live?
Nikki: With me in Ogden, but she was sent into El Paso as a spare worker.
Hawkeye: Oh. Well I just wanted to let wewe know that your train will be ready to leave in twenty minutes. Now I have to get back to work. *Walks away*
Nikki: *Continues uandishi letter*

One of the engineers on this railroad has the nickname of Hawkeye. His real name is Pierce, but he. likes his nickname better. He even has a great sense of humor.

Gordon: *Standing on station with a sign* Unicorns are the best. We are...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Me, and Disneyfan333 do really good with these Con Mane stories. I should work with her on these every time from now on.

The story starts in China. Near a beach, pwani was a fortress, where two guards were walking.

Soon, in the ocean, a gppony, pony could be seen surfing. He was heading for the fort, but as the wave was getting higher, another surfer joined him.

They continued inayofuata to each other, when a third surfer arrived.

The trio stayed close together, and soon they arrived at the beach.

Chinese Guard 24: *Looking at ocean*
Chinese Guard 2: Chūle shénme shì?
Chinese Guard 24: Wǒ yǐwéi wǒ kàn dào...
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I think I'm coming down with something. Been in kitanda a lot. So it's how I was posting these chapters so darn quickly..


SweetieBelle: Princess Luna!? Is it really you?
Luna: Yep. I'm the princess of the night. And it's my duty to come into your dreams.
SweetieBelle: *points off view* What about him?
FreddyKrueger: Hey. Hey. I'm not involved in this!
SweetieBelle: Wait. If this a dream the- *makes mirror appear* Haha. Awesome.
Luna: Lesson. I know how it feels to be outshines b-
SweetieBelle: Man. I look good!
Luna: *throws the mirror off view, and break sound is heard* FOCUS!
SweetieBelle: Okay. Okay....
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With the town having gone crazy. Dash flew herself and Spike out of Ponyville for a while.
Spike: Man, am I glad to be out of that crazyplace.
Dash: Yeah.. I am done with this stupid contest., besides. I think I'm falling in upendo with you.
Spike: Really? Because I coul-
Dash: *bursts into laughter* wewe are sooooo gullible!
Spike: ...


SEVERAL WEEKS LATER!


Saten: Well.. They dropped the contest. Guess that means we win.
Pinkie: Yeah.. But I feel bad about having taken advantage my friends. So I guess I'll ju-
Saten: Give it all to me!.. Pinkie wewe are the best *sqeeze hug's her before he starts picking...
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Down at Sugercubes.
The tensions started rising.
Both teams were certain they were gonna win the money.
Derpy: I still don't like any of this. The whole idea seems kinda cruel.
BonBon: *rudely* No one asked you.
Saten: *angrily* Hey! Be nice to her, au I'll hurt you.
BonBon: I'm not scared of you. Your just alcoholic with childhood mother issues, and no father.
Saten: Yeah, well.. Your a bit-
Pinkie: Everyone please calm down.. What's a cake, without the icing.
Saten: what is that suppose to mean?
Pinkie: I don't know.. But it sure felt good saying it.


Saten: wewe know.. Maybe wewe and I could be the inayofuata to attempt this kind of challenge.
AppleJack: Yea-No..
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We finally get to see Octavia in her Equestria Girls form, in negative.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Everypony at Celestia's ngome was ready for the fight, as the Griffons were getting close to attacking them.

Lord Burlington: Get the cannons ready!
Celestia: Get the cannons ready.
Kan Can: Get the cannons ready. *Getting kanuni, cannon ready, but accidentally falls off of the castle*
Lord Burlington: Anymore clumsy ponies like him, and we'll never win.
Rainbow Dash: At least wewe got us.
Lord Burlington: Yeah. What was it wewe three alisema wewe were going to do to win this war?
Rainbow Dash: Just.
Applejack: Be.
Rarity: Me.
Gilda: Load up the catapults!
Griffons: *Loading up catapults*
Archer: They're loading...
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After work, Bob went home. He invited Jerry over for dinner, and to watch sports.

Bob: *Enters apartment room* Emily, I'm home.
Emily: Hi dear. How was your day?
Bob: Oh, it was good. I met a stallion that just moved here from Chicagoat.
Emily: Oh wow. That's cool. What's his name, and what does he do for a living?
Bob: He's a dentist named Jerry. Anyway, I hope wewe don't mind, but I invited him over to have chajio, chakula cha jioni with us.
Emily: Oh boy.
Bob: What's the matter?
Emily: Do wewe remember when Howard showed up last time we didn't have any chakula for him?
Bob: I could care less about Howard's anger issues....
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We were heading back to the construction site to stop Discord.

Con: *Driving truck*
Sean: *Still in crane on Con's truck*
Discord: *Calling Con*
Con: Hello?
Discord: Oh hello there. Remember how upinde wa mvua Dash told wewe to do what I said, and things would go great?
Con: What are wewe doing Discord?!
Discord: Well, tell Sean the hedgehog that I have his special somepony on juu of this building with me, and she'll die if wewe don't get here in five minutes.
Con: We'll make it in three minutes. *Hangs up* Sean, you're not going to like this.
Sean: What's the matter?
Con: They have upinde wa mvua Dash, and she's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Two of these taxis arrived at the station
Two of these taxis arrived at the station
The inayofuata day, Hawkeye was still wearing the bandages around his eyes. He wanted to use the bathroom, but accidentally walked into the Mare's room.

Hawkeye: *Knocks on bathroom stall* Hello?
Metal Gloss: Hawkeye? Is that you?!
Hawkeye: Don't tell me. I accidentally walked into the Mare's room.
Metal Gloss: I'm afraid so. *Flushes toilet* You'll have to get out of here. *Exits bathroom stall*
Hawkeye: But I can't see anything.
Metal Gloss: Oh, alright. *Washing front hooves*
Hawkeye: Hmm, I can tell you're washing your hooves, but that's not the only thing you're going to wash.
Metal Gloss: Alright,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Black mare. I call her black, because her race is black. Or, in the gppony, pony world, african equestrian.
Black mare. I call her black, because her race is black. Or, in the pony world, african equestrian.
One night at a hotel.

Ponies: *Waiting in line for a taxi*
Black Mare: *Passing ponies* Excuse me please. I have somewhere important to be. *Gets in Taxi*
Ponies: Hey, haven't wewe heard of a line?
Black Mare: Go.
Taxi Driver: *Drives*
Black Mare: *Carrying money*
Taxi Driver: *Staring at money*
Black Mare: We aren't going to get anywhere, unless wewe keep your eyes on the road.
Taxi Driver: Yes ma'am. Where to?
Black Mare: 1000, sunset boulevard.
Taxi Driver: I'll get wewe there quickly. *Drives to 1000, sunset boulevard*
Black Mare: *Shows money for only one second* OOH!
Taxi Driver: *Laughing*
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posted by karinabrony
I woke up to go to School. I get my backpack and supplies ready. I walk to the bus stop. As I wait, I wonder what awaits at School that day. The bus comes, and I get on.

I was in Math Class, just working on some fraction problems. "Hold on a minute, Class..." My teacher says as he walks outside. I glance behind me to see what. I turn around and continue my work. Then, my teacher tells us to turn around and it struck me. My moyo thudded. There was a new gppony, pony at the School, and I just liked him at first sight. I was embarrassed, so I turn around. He took a seat, and I would just look at him....
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LATER THE inayofuata DAY!

"Sorry again for getting wewe kidnapped" Button Mach said.

Sweetie Belle didn't answer.

"But I swear. inayofuata time is different. I won't be such a coward" Button Mach promised.

"I'll hold wewe too that" Sweetie Belle replied.

Suddenly the filly's found themselves surrounded kwa Ganger and his gang.

"Any of wewe know were Ditto is?" Ganger asked.

"She dose!" Button Mach cried, cowardly pointing at Sweetie Belle before running of.

Sweetie Belle growled at him.

"You son of a bi-

Before she finished the changelings grabbed her.

"Let's she what we can get outta you" Ganger alisema sadistically.

"You...
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