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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Pinkie Pie: *Flying through the sky with the pair of wings Twilight gave her* I bet I can fly faster than upinde wa mvua Dash. *Clearing five clouds as she goes really fast. She flies upwards, then flies towards the ground. She does a Sonic Rainboom, and goes upwards again* Yeah!!!!

A few dakika later.

Pinkie Pie: *Standing inayofuata to Rarity*
Rarity: *Still hitched up to the six heavy wagons* So Pinkie, are wewe enjoying Rainbow's job?
Pinkie Pie: Yeah! It's very fun.
Rarity: I wish I could do it.
Pinkie Pie: Well inayofuata time Celestia is intoxicated, wewe should ask her.
Rarity: I'll keep "that" in mind.
Pinkie Pie: Everypony is saying that I'm doing a good job. *Blushing* Some even say I'm better than upinde wa mvua Dash.
Rarity: Oh yeah, who told wewe that?
Pinkie Pie: My parents, and sisters.
Rarity: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: *Doesn't feel offended, because of what she has to say next* So, good luck with those wagons, right?
Rarity: Oh, yes, I'm just about to leave.
Pinkie Pie: But you've been standing there since yesterday. Just give up.
Rarity: No. Not until I pull these wagons! *Her hooves slip as she tries to run*
Pinkie Pie: Rarity, pull yourself together. Stop. Stop!!
Rarity: *Stops, and is out of breath* I know I've gone at least five inches.
Pinkie Pie: *Lies* Yeah, right Rarity. *Flies away to clear zaidi clouds*
Rarity: I swear Pinkie! I will pull these wagons! Just wewe wait!!

Stop the song.

In Happy Land, upinde wa mvua Dash was turning back to normal, after she ate some vodka cupcakes.

upinde wa mvua Dash: *Waking up, and has a headache* Aw, where am I?
Amtrak: *Returns* hujambo my blue amigo. How are wewe feeling?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Pretty bad. Was were in those cupcakes?
Amtrak: That's not important. What is important is that we fixed your wings.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Flies up to the ceiling, and gets excited* Oh great. I guess I can go now.
Amtrak: Yeah, I wouldn't wanna do that.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Yeah I would.
Amtrak: No wewe wouldn't. Stick around for a while. Once we make a sale, wewe can go. *Walking away*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Once we make a what?!
Amtrak: Ah nothing. Just, don't leave yet.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Walks to the grey mare*
Grey Mare: Did wewe get your wings healed kwa Amtrak?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Yes. I'm going nyumbani now.
Grey Mare: No you're not. He'll stop you.
upinde wa mvua Dash: No he won't. He's gone. *Walking towards the door*
Grey Mare: wewe have a lot to learn about this place.
Amtrak: *Running towards upinde wa mvua Dash* Whoa whoa whoa, where do wewe think you're going? *Blocking upinde wa mvua Dash* I wouldn't leave just yet.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Goes back to the grey mare*
Amtrak: *Walks out of the room, and goes upstairs*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Okay you're right. He stopped me.
Grey Mare: What are wewe going to do?
upinde wa mvua Dash: I'll follow him when he goes out tonight.
Grey Mare: I can't believe I didn't think of that.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Well, when you're as smart as me, and have an awesome pair of wings that can make wewe break the sound barrier, it's easy to come up with brilliant plans.
Grey Mare: *Uninterested* Uh huh.

That night, Amtrak walked out of Happy Land, and upinde wa mvua Dash followed him. She stayed away from him, and made no sounds.

Amtrak: *Sits in front of a boulder*

A TV screen appeared on the boulder, and on the screen was Doctor Dastardly

Amtrak: wewe wanted to see me Doctor Dastardly?
Doctor Dastardly: Yes. We got a buyer for that blue pegasus who just came in.
Amtrak: Oh yes, that pony. I drugged her, and fixed her wings.
Doctor Dastardly: Excellent!
Amtrak: But I think she knows something is up. She tried to escape sir.
Doctor Dastardly: Well Amtrak, we can't allow that. Go back to Happy Land, and make sure that she, along with no one else is trying to es-CAPE!!!
Amtrak: Affirmative sir.
Doctor Dastardly: Mwahahahahahahaha! Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!

The screen disappears from the boulder, and Amtrak turns around, only to bump into upinde wa mvua Dash.

upinde wa mvua Dash: Uh oh.
Amtrak: You. wewe heard everything. wewe were spying on us.
upinde wa mvua Dash: No, I was just passing by.
Amtrak: Don't lie to me, and you're not going to escape. *Taking upinde wa mvua Dash back to Happy Land* I'm calling for reinforcements.

Back in Happy Land, two zaidi stallions were standing guard. Their names were Mojo, and Jojo.

Amtrak: Just try to escape now wewe blue brat. Didn't wewe see the sign upon entering? No one ever escapes.

Back to Rarity.

Rarity: Okay, I can do this. It's just six wagons, and..

Song (Start it at 0:04): link

Rarity: *Pulling the wagons* YES!! I DID IT!! *Running while pulling the wagons* Oh, but no one is here to see me make my massive accomplishment. Pooh. Ah never mind, these wagons of coal need to get to the station.

Celestia was no longer feeling drunk. She went to go see Pinkie Pie who was hanging out with Smoky Joe. Stop the song

Celestia: *Lands in front of Pinkie, and Smoky Joe*
Smoky Joe: Celestia. When is upinde wa mvua Dash coming back? I feel mighty lonely without her.
Celestia: I'm not sure. She didn't go to the medical center since it was under repairs.
Pinkie Pie: Then where is she?
Celestia: I told Oddjob to take upinde wa mvua Dash to a new place called Happy Land, but apparently, it's not as happy as the name implies. I can't contact them. They keep ignoring my calls.
Pinkie Pie: So, what are wewe going to do Celestia?
Celestia: Don't worry. I decided to e-mail them spam until they return upinde wa mvua Dash.
Pinkie Pie: That's a good idea.
Celestia: I think so too.
Smoky Joe: I am not so sure.
Celestia: Well- uh oh. It's seven o' clock. That means I'm going to be late for my AA meeting. I'm sorry, but I must go. *Flies away*
Smoky Joe: Pinkie, wewe must go save upinde wa mvua Dash.
Pinkie Pie: What do wewe mean me go? wewe go, wewe have nothing to do.
Smoky Joe: Whoa whoa whoa Pinkie. This is not about me. It is about you. I thought that wewe were upinde wa mvua Dash's friend.
Pinkie Pie: I am her friend, but-
Smoky Joe: Pinkie, if you're really upinde wa mvua Dash's friend, wewe will go and save her.
Pinkie Pie: Smoky Joe, I have to clear the clouds!
Smoky Joe: Screw the clouds. Go, and save your friend upinde wa mvua Dash. Go now.
Pinkie Pie: Hmm...

2 B Continued
 Special guest star, ROB as Doctor Dastardly
Special guest star, ROB as Doctor Dastardly
 Mojo
Mojo
 Jojo
Jojo
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"Brother, we must retrieve the elements, untill then stay in the castle" alisema celestia, her mane waving in the wind,
"I will sister, wewe can always trust me" the young prince alisema bowing his head then he looked to his other sister, luna
"sister, remember that when wewe return wewe teach me how to control fire" Luna then laughed at this and alisema to her brother with cheer...
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Equestria girls plot summary in four sentences.

1. An artifact is required for the stability and prosperity of the world our protagonist originates from.

2. A stereotypical 2alpha4u bitch, who happens to originate from the same world as our protagonist but migrated to another dimension, and is flagged as a renegade element, returns to her nyumbani dimension unmolested and steals the world saving artifact from our protagonist.

3. Protagonist must go to another world and take back alisema artifact kwa winning a high school popularity vote against above bitch, who has already won alisema vote three times over,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Peter's wife, Kayla
Peter's wife, Kayla
At the hospital, a gppony, pony on a kitanda was being rolled down a hallway. He was being filmed kwa news reporters.

News: Can wewe tell us who did this to you?
Scorpio: It was somepony working for the San Franciscolt Police Department. Some call him Dirty Harry, and he beat me up like this for no reason.
Captain: *turns off tv* Explain this to me.
Harry: I was nowhere near him.
Captain: Then how come he's saying wewe beat him up?!
Harry: He's framing me.
Captain: If wewe touch him once more, I'm gonna suspend wewe of your work.
Harry: Yeah whatever *leaves police station*

Harry was at another hospital where...
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A loooooooong time ago, when Celestia, Luna, Discord, Cadence, Chrysalis, and Sombra were only fillies in school, Chrysalis was a beautiful alicorn. She wasn't evil at all. They all went to the same school, and the same class (3rd grade). Nopony had their cutiemarks yet. Lots of colts loved Chrysalis because of her sweetness, and beauty. But for some reason, Cadence hated her.

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Con: Hi Fenix.
Fenix: Didn't know I'd be doing a mission with wewe Con. How are ya?
Con: Good. I see wewe have another bad car.
Fenix: The EMC tester? It hasn't let me down yet.
Con: Good. Those things tend to break down.

The two Marafiki drove away, but when they left Charleen arrived. Then their car broke down.

Fenix: I can fix it. Wrench
Con: *hands wrench* What do wewe know about the mexicans?
Fenix: I know that they hate germans like me, so I can't stay long. Screwdriver
Con: *hands screwdriver* How close can wewe get me?
Fenix: To a cemetary....
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King Sombra: Finally, time to test the time machine. *travels back into time*

November 23, 2012

Nazi Leiutenant: They went into a place called Equestria.
Robotnik: Then lets go!
King Sombra: Wait!
Robotnik: What do wewe want?
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Robotnik: Ja, and?
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All the little ponies headed to Nikki's farm, because they knew they would find something militaryish to put on.

Pacifica: Oh my, my, my! What kind of house is this?!
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GW: She's right, right now, we're in a barn.
Pacifica: Ewww! Dirt! I stepped on dirt! AHHHH! *faints*
MH: Seriously?!?! She faints because of dirt?!?
Nikki: Eeyup.
Stormy: Yes.
CS: True.
Azura: Look girls! I found a military uniform! (Holds uniform up to everypony)
CS: Whoa...
GW: AWESOME!
MH: Cool!
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AUTHOR NOTE Hey everypony! Ive finally written the Grimdark story i promised you. There will be some keki shoutouts, so if wewe haven't read Cupcakes, please do. maoni will be very much appreciated!
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Chapter 1:Flip out
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I will help wewe alisema Twilight.
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I am zumaridi, zamaradi and thank wewe so much alisema the green unicorn.
Your welcome alisema Twilight.

To be continued........................
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