My Little Poney Article: Ponies On The Rails Episode 106 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: June 1, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:13 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Smoky Joe tried to go too fast with a train in the yards, and got stopped kwa Stylo.

Smoky Joe: *Angrily kicks the door open, and flies out of the switcher*
Stylo: *Flying after Smoky Joe* What the hell is with you?
Smoky Joe: Screw you, and screw the Union Pacific. I am no longer working here.
Stylo: Don't wewe think wewe oughta go down to Pete's office, and tell him that?
Smoky Joe: What for? wewe tell him.
Stylo: I think we should try this one zaidi time.
Smoky Joe: I don't. *Gets an idea* (On sekunde thought, I do. I'll destroy one of their trains.) Okay, let's try again.

The two pegasus ponies flew back to the train yard.

Hawkeye: *Slowly puts an RS2 on the front of a freight train with seven boxcars*
Stylo: *Arrives with Smoky Joe* What do wewe have for us?
Hawkeye: A short freight train of empty boxcars. It's heading for Laramie.
Smoky Joe: May we take this train?
Hawkeye: Is that alright with wewe Stylo?
Stylo: Sure.
Hawkeye: Okay, I heard that a passenger train was stopping at our station. Pete wants me and Dan to take over for the engineers when they stop.
Stylo: Okay, have fun with that.
Hawkeye: *Leaves the yards*
Stylo: wewe ready Joe?
Smoky Joe: Please, call me kwa my full name, and yes, I am ready.
Stylo: Then blow the horn, and let's get out of here.
Smoky Joe: *Blows the horn twice, and rings the kengele as he drives the train out of the yards* When was the last time you've been to Laramie?
Stylo: I was there two weeks zamani when I driving a train of car parts, and toys.
Smoky Joe: Toys? Why toys?
Stylo: They needed toys in the toy shops.
Smoky Joe: What's the speed on this line?
Stylo: 70 miles an hour, but the fastest this train will go is 60.
Smoky Joe: Okay. (I think I'll keep it at 60 for the rest of the trip. The speed could decrease, and it would be great if the train went too fast.)

2 B Continued

This is an RS2 diesel locomotive.

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Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Gordon got Case Cracker, and sprocket back at the pizzeria. Jim was waiting outside for them.

Jim: Great, wewe got back in time. Fillydelphia is trying to get over here from Oatland. I need wewe to get over to bay Bridge, and prevent them from getting onto our side.
Gordon: We're on our way. *Drives to the bay Bridge*
Case Cracker: How are we going to stop them?
Sprocket: Block the bridge off.
Gordon: That's a good idea. We block them off, they can't pass, and we kill them. *Sees the part of the bridge where cars get off*
Sprocket: I don't want this car to be used in the roadblock.
Gordon: *Stops...

Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

inayofuata morning, Gordon arrives at the pizzeria in his car.

Gordon: *Sits with Jim, and Sprocket* Where's Case?
Jim: He's here.
Case Cracker: *Walks over to table* Sup? *Sits*
Jim: See?
Gordon: Yeah, I'm not blind.
Jim: Yeah, whatever. Now listen, Sam has a job for you. He wants wewe to steal this Dodge Kodachrome, and bring it to his house.
Gordon: Where can we find it?
Jim: There's a dealership not far away from here that has one. wewe could walk there, and take it.
Sprocket: That'll be easy.
Gordon: Alright, we're on our way. *Stands up, and leaves pizzeria*
Sprocket: *Walks with Case cracker, mkate mkavu behind...

Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At the pizzeria in Mane Ashbury, San Franciscolt

Jim: *Sitting* wewe told him to come here, right?
Gordon: I sent him a message, but he didn't reply. I'm not sure if he got it au not.
Jim: Well, I hope he remembers to meet us here. We're gonna have a good time. *Sees clock* Hold up, I'll be back.
Gordon: Where are wewe going?
Jim: I gotta meet somepony at the trainstation. *Leaving pizzeria* I'll be back.
Gordon: *Stays at pizzeria*
Waiter: May I get wewe anything else?
Gordon: Just a sprite.
Waiter: Coming right up. *Goes to get drink*

Eight dakika later.

Case Cracker: *Gets out of a taxi cab...

On The Block Episode 21 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Derpy entered Celestia's office.

Derpy: It appears Twilight is up to her tricks again. What are your thoughts?
Celestia: I thought we were finally done with this nonsense. But I guess not. I was having a nice rest, now this! God only knows what kind of shenanigans she has in store...

Ponies On The Rails: Stolen Parts Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

juu 4 WORST moments in Friendship is Magic

posted by Canada24

#4: MISTREATMENT OF TRIXIE:
This isn't like last time, were the ONLY reason I am sticking up for Trixie, is because she's just so adorable to look at.
No, no, this time I am NOT denying that Trixie was quite annoying.
That she was stubborn and over confident in herself.
And that she lied to an entire town, just for the attention.
And she did indeed deserve to be punished for her lies and rudeness.
But come on..
Did she really deserve to be shunned and mocked kwa all of Equestria, and lose her job as a magician and work as a rock farmer..

#3: MISTREATMENT OF IRON WILL:
Most mashabiki label Iron Will as a...

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juu 5 most overrated movies..

posted by Canada24

#5: TWILIGHT SEGA:
Frankly, I don't think ANYBODY watches this series.
Or 50 shades of grey for that matter.
But I'm putting them both on the orodha anyway..

#4: 50 SHADES OF GREY:

#3: SCREAM SERIES:
A parody of the horror genre.
But the first movie would of been actually scary, if they actually bothered to have decent actors.
And to not have a villain, who's about as frightening as tampon commercials..

#2: EQUESTRIA GIRLS:
It's not that it's a BAD movie.
It's probably a great movie.
But something about the characters becoming humanised, it kinda creeps me out..

#1: FROZEN:
I know what wewe gonna say.
You...

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keki 2... PART 6

posted by Canada24

AJ: She left us!?

Pinkamena: That's what Twiliy said... Claimed that being princess means wewe guys are no longer good enough for her... (conveniently) Except me. She still likes me..

Rarity: What about Flutterhy!? She's missing as well..

Pinamena: Oh.. Well.. (nervously) I wouldn't know anything about that.

ONE WEEK EARLIER:

Pinkamena: Wakey. Wakey. Fluttershy..

Fluttershy: (wakes up only to discover she's tied up. And sees. Much to her horror. A huge saw like device above her head, same one from keki - GET READY TO DIE) P- Please let me go!

Pinkamena: Can't.. Your on the list.. And my customers...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 87 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 84 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

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Saten Twist Adventures: season 2 episode 1.. PART 4

posted by Canada24

Rarity after spilling mud on AppleJack's dress and finlky snapped out her attempts of impressing Trenderhoof kwa behaving like AppleaJack.

This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.

Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten alisema nervously.

"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.

"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave wewe alone?" Saten asked.

"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad wewe to know wewe actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.

"I guess" Saten alisema a bit awkwardly.

"... Say. wewe wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.

"Of coarse" Saten alisema excitedly.

AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.

Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.

So..

END OF EPISODE ONE..

My Scootaloo Mission: What It Is, Why I Care, And Why I'm Doing It

posted by Edvine2

Ever since one of my inayopendelewa episodes of Season 4 came out, which was Flight To The Finish, only one thing has crossed my mind: Scootaloo needs to fucking fly. Diamond Tiara went ableism on Scootaloo, amd that drove me over the edge. My instinct after the episode? Time to win some races! I ended up winning about 900, all told, from the end of that episode until today. I then retroactively added all other racing game wins I accrued, making my total zaidi like 4,200. Add my sports game wins, and you're looking at 4,550. Add the rest of my wins in games that count them, and now wewe have a total...

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Nick's Superhero Origins (Starring Scootaloo)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Episode 10: Quicksilver

Me: *Reading X-Men #4 in a small park near Cloudsdale*

Scootaloo: *Approaches me* Hello Nick,

Me: Hello Scootaloo. How are you?

Scootaloo: Good, I guess. Can I ask wewe something?

Me: Sure.

Scootaloo: My Marafiki Applebloom and Sweetie Belle both look up to superheroes, like Captain Marvel and buibui Man, but now I don’t have one. Can wewe find me a hero who is fast and cool at the same time?

Me: Well, the first one that comes to mind is the mutant Quicksilver.

Scootaloo: Quicksilver?

Me: Quicksilver, aka Pietro Maximoff, is the twin brother of Scarlet Witch. He has super speed...

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Nick's Superhero Origins (Starring Rarity)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Episode 4: Thor Odinson

Me: *Reading Journey Into Mystery #83* in the park*

Rarity: *Sees what I'm reading* Who is that man in the book? And why does he look like such a hunk?

Me: Oh, his name is Thor.

Rarity: Thor?

Me: Thor is an Asgardian, sent to Earth kwa his father, Odin, to learn humility. He had a human identity named Donald Blake.

Rarity: Donald Blake? How drab...

Me: Anyways, Thor had been going on many adventures, such as the Destroyer, an Enchanted suit of armor made kwa Odin, but stolen kwa Loki in Journey Into Mystery #118.

Rarity: Loki?

Me: Loki is Thor's evil brother.

Rarity: Oh.

Me: Thor...

My review: The old switcharoo (Be aware, I use strong language)

posted by Canada24

Alright..

So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my inayopendelewa character Twilight and AppleJack, kwa using the theme of INCEST..

Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?

I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer kusoma Alpha & Omega stories.

But nope.
Even my little gppony, pony has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.

This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.

Anyway..

don't EVER read this story.
But if wewe really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..

Saten Twist Adventures, season 2 episode 1, part 3

posted by Canada24

Trenderhoof was still following AppleJack all over town, trying to impress her, and obvilious of her complete lack of interested in him.

At one point Saten Twist appeared literary out of nowhere, while wearing in usual outfit.

"Saten? What do y'all want now?" AppleJack groaned to the red Pegasus.

"Jee.. Good seeing wewe to Jacky" Saten alisema with clear sarcasm.

"Ah thought ah told ya ta stop calling me that" AppleJack groaned.

"You did, but I can't help, it sounds so cute.. (somewhat pervertly) Just like you" Saten replied, to the beautifully orange, southern pony.

"Please Saten.. I had a long day....