Date: June 1, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:16 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Smoky Joe: *Driving the train at 60* (When does the speed decrease? I want to crash the train.)
Stylo: Okay, we're gonna be heading up Sherman kilima anytime soon.
Smoky Joe: What is the speed there?
Stylo: 50.
Smoky Joe: I have to tell wewe something.
Stylo: What is it?
Smoky Joe: I'm not slowing down. I'm going to make the train crash on purpose, because wewe made me stop in the train yard.
Stylo: wewe were going too fast.
Smoky Joe: I was going the right speed. Now I'm going to fuck things up.
Stylo: *Applying the brakes*
Smoky Joe: *Takes the brakes off, and makes the train get back up to 60*
Stylo: wewe know? I never met anyone as stupid as you.
Smoky Joe: Well good luck trying to make the train slow down in time. I'm out of here. *Flies out of the train*
Stylo: *Sees the turn up ahead, and applies the brakes* Just gotta get it under 50.
The train slowed down to 49, and Stylo continued driving the train to Laramie.
Smoky Joe: Hahaha. *Turns around, and sees the train* Oh shit. I have to go back, and try to make the train crash again.
Pete: *Arrives in a truck being driven kwa Hawkeye* Joe!
Hawkeye: *Stops the truck*
Smoky Joe: *Lands in front of the truck* My full name is Smok-
Pete: Does it look like I give a fuck?
Smoky Joe: Yes.
Pete: Hawkeye told me that you, and Stylo were driving a freight train to Laramie, and we decided to take the precaution of following you.
Smoky Joe: Shit.
Pete: We don't allow onyesha offs like wewe on this railroad. You're fired.
Smoky Joe: Whatever. I will get back at you. *Flies away*
Hawkeye: I wonder what he has going on in that mind of his.
Pete: Idiocracy, just like Gordon.
Hawkeye: It's a good thing we won't have to put up with him anymore.
The End
On the inayofuata episode of Ponies On The Rails
A little filly visits the Union Pacific.
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Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:16 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Smoky Joe: *Driving the train at 60* (When does the speed decrease? I want to crash the train.)
Stylo: Okay, we're gonna be heading up Sherman kilima anytime soon.
Smoky Joe: What is the speed there?
Stylo: 50.
Smoky Joe: I have to tell wewe something.
Stylo: What is it?
Smoky Joe: I'm not slowing down. I'm going to make the train crash on purpose, because wewe made me stop in the train yard.
Stylo: wewe were going too fast.
Smoky Joe: I was going the right speed. Now I'm going to fuck things up.
Stylo: *Applying the brakes*
Smoky Joe: *Takes the brakes off, and makes the train get back up to 60*
Stylo: wewe know? I never met anyone as stupid as you.
Smoky Joe: Well good luck trying to make the train slow down in time. I'm out of here. *Flies out of the train*
Stylo: *Sees the turn up ahead, and applies the brakes* Just gotta get it under 50.
The train slowed down to 49, and Stylo continued driving the train to Laramie.
Smoky Joe: Hahaha. *Turns around, and sees the train* Oh shit. I have to go back, and try to make the train crash again.
Pete: *Arrives in a truck being driven kwa Hawkeye* Joe!
Hawkeye: *Stops the truck*
Smoky Joe: *Lands in front of the truck* My full name is Smok-
Pete: Does it look like I give a fuck?
Smoky Joe: Yes.
Pete: Hawkeye told me that you, and Stylo were driving a freight train to Laramie, and we decided to take the precaution of following you.
Smoky Joe: Shit.
Pete: We don't allow onyesha offs like wewe on this railroad. You're fired.
Smoky Joe: Whatever. I will get back at you. *Flies away*
Hawkeye: I wonder what he has going on in that mind of his.
Pete: Idiocracy, just like Gordon.
Hawkeye: It's a good thing we won't have to put up with him anymore.
The End
On the inayofuata episode of Ponies On The Rails
A little filly visits the Union Pacific.
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production
The leader in shabiki fictions, as proven kwa this poll: link
Despite having minor roles the background ponies from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic are popular. Thislist is about my juu 5 favorites. I hope wewe like my list.
5. Octavia Melody
Octavia Melody is a muziki gppony, pony who takes her job seriously. She's a violn player. She's on the orodha for her really stylish design.
4. Lyra
Lyra is Bon Bon's best friend. The 2 of them have a cutely close bond which is why Lyra's on the list.
3. Bon Bon
Bon Bon is on the orodha for the same reasons as Lyra. However I like Bon Bon more, because of her mysterious and cool job.
2. Derpy
Derpy is a comedy relief character who's totally popular. She's on the orodha for being a amusing comedy relief.
1. Dr. Hooves
Dr. Hooves is a time traveler. I was indifferent to him until the episode staring the background characters. In that episode he go to onyesha off his enjoyably eccentric personality traits.
5. Octavia Melody
Octavia Melody is a muziki gppony, pony who takes her job seriously. She's a violn player. She's on the orodha for her really stylish design.
4. Lyra
Lyra is Bon Bon's best friend. The 2 of them have a cutely close bond which is why Lyra's on the list.
3. Bon Bon
Bon Bon is on the orodha for the same reasons as Lyra. However I like Bon Bon more, because of her mysterious and cool job.
2. Derpy
Derpy is a comedy relief character who's totally popular. She's on the orodha for being a amusing comedy relief.
1. Dr. Hooves
Dr. Hooves is a time traveler. I was indifferent to him until the episode staring the background characters. In that episode he go to onyesha off his enjoyably eccentric personality traits.
